Rebirth Balance is that kind of horny fantasy story where the world is burning, elves and humans want to kill each other, and somehow your biggest problem is choosing which pair of tits to focus on first. You wake up in some other guy’s body, with a dick that looks way too confident for the situation, and a divine being basically tells you: “Hey, fix the world, also here, have some superpowers and a front row seat to every orgasm in a fifty meter radius.” It sounds epic, but it feels more like being dropped inside a porn convention where every booth is run by racists, sex addicts, or both. One moment you’re trying to talk politics between humans and non-humans, next moment an elf MILF is on her knees, drooling around your cock, pretending diplomacy means “oral exam”. The game throws you into that mood very fast, like Discord mods arguing for ten pages on lore, while you’re just there clicking “next” waiting for the tits to bounce again. And yeah, the tits do bounce. The models are that 3dcg style where skin has that slightly too smooth thing, like everyone moisturizes with lube. It’s janky in a good way. Sometimes a boob clips into an arm and I swear it made the titfuck more funny, not worse. Felt like watching porn in VLC, pausing at weird frames just to laugh, then going right back to stroking.

The sex itself is not shy at all. You get your usual “save the world with charisma” thing, but your real stats are more like: how deep she can take it, how wide her eyes roll back, and how ugly the ahegao gets before the scene fades. There’s an elf slave girl who tries to act all cold and noble, and I blinked and suddenly she’s riding you raw, hands tied, making that messy open-mouth face like she just got hit by a truck of orgasms. The camera loves to sit low when you go in vaginal, so you see the whole slide, every wet push, that shiny stretch where you think “okay, this is probably not safe but whatever, fantasy world”. Then out of nowhere, the superpower thing kicks in and you’re basically cheating in sex. You touch her, her legs turn to jelly, and it feels unfair in the most porn logic way. Same with the MILF scenes: one of them acts like she’s mentoring you on how to talk to non-humans, but the entire time the game keeps zooming in on her lips and her cleavage, like the plot is just foreplay you forgot to skip. When she finally wraps her tits around you, the animation goes full worship mode, soft flesh pressing, nipples brushing along the shaft, spit dripping down like someone spilled energy drink on a joystick. It’s messy. It’s hot. And then suddenly you’re back to dialogue about balance between races, pretending your cock is not still throbbing. I had a Chrome tab open with a Google Doc for work, and another tab with this game, and honestly, switching between “professional email” and “animated elf masturbation scene” should be illegal. Anyway, the world is in danger, people are angry, politics are tense, and you’re out there making peace one blowjob at a time. Priorities.

New town, new house, new neighbors, same wife… or you think so at start. This game throws you in as the husband, kind of average guy, not some muscle hero, just trying to unpack boxes and make sure the kids don’t kill each other, and then slowly you realize your hot wife is not just “confident” but actually getting off on being watched. First it’s small stuff. She goes to hang laundry outside in a thin white top, no bra, and you see the neighbor across the street literally stop mowing to stare. You can decide if you say something or just pretend you didn’t notice while secretly staring too. That little choice, simple, changes how bold she gets later. Feels dirty because you’re not just watching her, you’re kind of pushing her too, without saying it directly. And yeah, she has those huge tits and big ass that the camera is basically in love with, no need to explain that, you’ll see. It’s not subtle at all when she’s bent over the couch and “accidentally” forgets to close the curtains.

There’s this one scene that stuck in my head more than the big orgy stuff. Evening, living room, you on the couch, she walks in with just a loose robe, kids already in bed, Netflix dumb menu sound in background, and she sits half on your lap, half on the armrest, legs open just enough so that if anyone walked by the street window they’d get a full shot of her pussy when the robe slips. You get prompts to either pull the robe shut like a good husband, or push it a bit wider with your hand while pretending you’re just groping her thigh. That mix of being protective and also lowkey pimping your own wife out is really twisted. Later it goes way beyond that, obviously, with her “forgetting” panties at the supermarket, bending down at the park with kids around, giving a teasing blowjob in a public restroom while people walk past outside, and you’re there coaching her, or trying to pull her back, depending how you play. It turns into this sandbox thing where you can wander around the town, poke into different locations, check your phone, see who’s texting your wife, and slowly the line between “faithful marriage” and “swinging couple” just melts away. The game doesn’t even pretend to be moral. One moment she’s a sweet mom making dinner, next moment she’s masturbating with the shower door half open while the teenage son walks by in the hallway. Nobody acts normal, but that’s kind of the point. It’s wrong in like five different ways at once, and you still keep clicking, telling yourself you’re just curious how the story ends. Spoiler: you’re not.

Game feels like somebody mashed a porn comic, a goofy superhero show and one of those messy family dramas from Netflix, then said “yeah ok, what if everyone was hot and kind of a pervert.” You start as this dude who’s basically the walking center of gravity in a house full of ridiculous curves and way too little shame. There’s school stuff on the side, but it’s mostly there so the girls can wear tight uniforms, bend over desks and pretend they’re focusing on homework while you’re staring at their asses. The whole thing has that 3D render vibe where boobs are just slightly too perfect and every milf’s butt looks like it was optimized in Excel for maximum surface area. I kind of respect that, professionally.

The story is split in a weird data way in my head: “story mode” is your main plotline with the incest harem, twins, powers, family secrets, etc., and “free roam” is like the sandbox dashboard where your KPI is “how many holes filled concurrently.” You pick which girl’s storyline to go deep into first, and that actually changes the emotional tempo. Go with the milf aunt early and the game instantly feels like a corruption chart trending up: slow teasing, long eye contact at breakfast, her walking around with a towel that keeps almost slipping, then suddenly she’s riding you on the couch while some dumb sitcom plays in the background. Pick the twin route first and it’s more like a broken A/B test where both variants are just “sisters competing to see who can drain you faster.” One scene has you “helping them study” and you end up with one sister under the table sucking you off while the other pretends to quiz you, cheeks red, nipples poking through her top. The tension is less subtle there, more “everyone in this house is two seconds from a gangbang.”

Superpowers pop up in a way that’s actually kind of funny. Not deep Marvel-level, more like “hey, I can freeze time long enough to pull down the teacher’s shirt and stare at her tits while she’s stuck mid-sentence” or using some mind trick to nudge a shy girl into showing you what her panties look like. That voyeur angle is everywhere. You catch the milf masturbating in the shower, spying from a crack in the door. Or you watch the two girls making out on the bed, hands all over each other, one grinding her thigh between the other’s legs, and you just sit there like some creepy analyst, tracking their moans, waiting for the right second to walk in and “help.” Then the game lets you replay that same scene later in free roam and push it harder: add anal, swap positions, bring a third girl, turn a soft lesbian moment into full-blown group sex where faces are messy and nobody’s even pretending to be innocent anymore. I wish the UI for the free roam scenes was less clicky and more like a flow, but it’s not going to change and whatever, I got used to it.

Sex variety is nuts, by the way. One minute you’re doing slow, almost romantic vaginal with your “relative” on her bed, her legs wrapped around you, whispering shit she should absolutely not be saying to a family member. Next moment you’re in a kind of half-joking threesome with her and another girl, choking on laughs and dick at the same time, cum dripping down her chin while the other girl holds her hair like it’s some friendly team activity. Anal shows up often enough that it feels like anyone over 30 in this universe just defaults to offering up their ass once they trust you. There’s this late scene where you pin the milf against the wall, her huge tits bouncing while you push into her ass, her moans loud enough you’re sure the “kids” can hear, and she just doesn’t care anymore. Lesbian content is not optional; girls lick each other like they’ve been waiting their whole lives for you to leave the room so they can finally taste some pussy. One of my favorite moments is in the school setting, on a rooftop, where two girls are pressed together, kissing slow, one sliding her hand down the other’s skirt, wet sounds way too loud for outside. You show up, they pretend to be shy for two lines, then you’re balls-deep in one while the other rides your face, both of them held up by your “mysterious power” like some messed up vertical bar chart of naked bodies.

The humor is stupid in a good way. Characters throw horny jokes around all the time, like the milf calling your cock her “favorite workout equipment,” or one twin telling the other to “share the resource, I saw him first but I don’t mind concurrency.” It makes the hardcore scenes feel like you’re in on some private joke, not just clicking porn stills. At the same time, some transitions between serious story and horny comedy feel like someone forgot to switch tabs in their brain. You go from tragic family secret to a titjob gag in two lines. Speaking of titjobs, they look great even though sometimes the camera angles are a little weird, like the dev really loves close-ups of nipples more than faces. Not a crime, just funny. And the violence tag? It spikes here and there when the fantasy plot kicks in: a fight where powers clash, blood on the ground, then directly after that you’re comforting a bruised girl with your tongue between her thighs because that’s how this universe handles trauma apparently. There’s no NTR, which I kind of appreciate as someone who likes clean ownership in his mental dashboard. Everything belongs to the main dude, period, including the twins, the milf, the schoolgirls, the side chicks. It’s pure harem math, and the game leans hard into that, like a line going straight up on a chart that probably should worry somebody in a real-life ethics meeting. But here, it just makes sense.

Small town, boring campus, horny brain. That is the whole mood of this thing. You play this kinda lazy city kid who only pretends to care about uni, then your dad throws you into this dead little town where nothing moves faster than the old ladies on benches. At least, that is what it looks like first evening. Then you meet Rally. Skinny, cute, soft face, that kind of boy where your brain goes “he?” and “she?” at same time and refuses to pick. He offers you a cheap room, like some normal roommate deal, but the vibe is not normal at all. First night, you can hear him through the thin wall, slow fap noises and tiny breathing, and you get that instant “oh, this is one of those games” feeling. The game doesn’t rush it though, which I kind of liked and kind of hated. You spend a bit too long just walking to lectures you barely see, talking to people who have way bigger tits than any campus adviser I ever saw on my real-life Zoom classes, and half the time your guy is thinking with his dick instead of his GPA. Classic.

Rally is the star here. Early on you catch him half‑dressed in the corridor, oversized shirt barely covering that bubble butt, cute little panties peeking when he bends to pick up laundry. You get a dialog choice: pretend you saw nothing or stare like a dog. Of course I stared. He blushes, legs crossing a bit, camera lingering way too long, and I was like “yeah, this dev grew up on old eroge too.” Later, there is this scene where you wake up in the middle of the night and he’s sitting on your bed, saying he’s cold. The model leans in close, this soft boy body but with that obvious bulge pushing the fabric, and suddenly the whole teasing act flips. He starts grinding on your leg, hands shaking, and your MC can either play the gentleman or grab his hips. There is some nice masturbation stuff too. One afternoon, everyone’s at class, you are stuck “studying” in your room. You open your phone, scroll porn like on xVideos, and the game lets you pick what you watch. I picked a thick MILF with big tits, riding some lucky bastard, and your guy just strokes along while the sound leaks through your earbuds. Then Rally knocks on the door, you panic, try to click away, but the sound bugged for me and kept playing under the dialog. Whole scene suddenly feels way more filthy because they talk about rent and shopping while moaning still going in the back. Maybe a bug, maybe genius. The town itself hides some surprises too, like that older woman at the store with the huge ass and “I shouldn’t fuck my tenant” kind of aura, and when the game finally lets you get her alone in a backroom, the 3D models go full on, with her riding you, tits bouncing in your face, and you almost forget you were supposed to be here for lectures at all. It’s messy, slow in weird spots, horny in good ones, and yeah, I closed the browser, went to make tea, and kept thinking about Rally’s smug little smirk when he catches you staring at his panties.