It’s messy in the best way. You’re some kind of half-drunk alchemist in a vampire’s den, tossing glowing ingredients into a cauldron that looks suspiciously alive, waiting to see if it spits out gold, slime, or a moaning succubus with tits like forbidden fruit. The game doesn’t explain much, just lets you mix weird shit - holy water, demon ichor, maybe a drop of your own sweat - and then bam, the screen flashes and suddenly you’re staring at a futa nun grinding against a bound werewolf priest. It’s ridiculous, but you can’t stop clicking. The logic makes no sense and that’s kind of the point. Sometimes you get a soft scene, a slow kiss between a vampire girl and her human pet. Other times, tentacles, everywhere, like the game’s trying to outdo itself in how far it’ll go before you blush or laugh.

There’s something about the tone - half gothic, half horny fever dream - that makes it feel like the devs were just daring each other to see what the next transmutation would unlock. The art shifts between elegant and unhinged; one moment you’re admiring the lighting on a pale thigh, next you’re staring at a corrupted angel with too many wings and not enough shame. The alchemy system feels more like foreplay than crafting. You think you’re mixing for power, but really you’re just chasing the next perverse reveal. I tried to keep track of the endings but gave up after the third one involved a talking dildo that might’ve been sentient.

The weirdest part? It’s kind of beautiful. Between the absurd fetishes and over-the-top transformations, there’s this pulse of dark humor and lust that keeps it alive. It’s not about winning or finishing - it’s about curiosity, that itch that says “what if I mix blood and holy oil again?” Do it. The game rewards the reckless.

High School Zero To Campus Sex God feels like someone mashed together every horny teenage fantasy, then quietly added way more MILFs than anyone is ready for. You play this clueless guy fresh out of school who somehow walks into college life surrounded by girls who dress like they live in a gym catalog and moms who clearly skipped the “subtle” part of being horny. It’s mostly about how badly he wants to stop being a virgin, but the game actually leans harder into the whole harem drama, jealousy, sneaking around, all that messy stuff. One moment you’re flirting with a cheeky sporty girl in tight shorts after practice, the next you’re wondering if her mom is going to notice the hickeys you left on her daughter’s neck while you’re in the kitchen “helping” with dinner. And yeah, the camera absolutely loves asses here. Big butts in yoga pants, tight skirts riding up when they bend over, that slow angle when you’re supposed to “help them stretch” before a match. It is not subtle. I like that.

What surprised me is how the teasing is honestly better than the full service scenes sometimes. There’s that volleyball girl who keeps pretending she doesn’t like you touching her, then never actually stops you when your hand slides a little lower during “groping practice” in the equipment room. Or the teacher who makes you stay late and pretends it’s about your grades, while she sits on the edge of the desk, crosses her long legs and lets her blouse open one button too far, then pats her thigh and tells you to sit closer. The game gives you a lot of moments where you can just stare, peek through a door, watch a shower through some half-open locker room door, and damn, the voyeur vibe really hits. Sometimes you only see a reflection in glass. Sometimes you just hear the sucking sounds and little moans behind a wall and you have to decide if you barge in or just jerk off to it. And then there’s the whole netorare angle that sneaks up on you. At first it’s just your enemy’s mom riding you on the sofa while she’s mocking how useless her husband is, then later you actually see your so-called romance interest getting her throat used by someone else because you ignored her too long. The game doesn’t make a full speech about it, it just shows you. That one scene where you open the door, see her on her knees, her cheeks hollowed out, and she keeps eye contact with you while she keeps sucking, like she’s saying “this is what you threw away”, that actually hurt a bit. And I still went back for more.

The harem angle is chaotic in the good way. You can stack mothers and daughters, best friend’s family, enemy’s family, random sporty girl from track, older teacher with glasses, then try to act like nothing’s going on when you end up in the same room with three of them. There’s a scene where you’re at a little backyard BBQ and two of the women you’re fucking keep “casually” brushing against you under the table, one of them presses her big tits against your arm, while the other plays with your thigh under the shorts, and the only thing on screen is your face trying not to panic. I wish the MC wasn’t such a smug idiot in some routes, but he is, and it’s funny when your choices blow up and you suddenly get a cold, dead-eyed blowjob from a girl who clearly wants to rip your balls off. The domination stuff is very male-focused here: you grab, pin, make them kneel, push their heads down for oral, choke them a bit while they grind on your lap. Not hardcore, more like “I’ve watched too much porn and think this is how sex goes”, which actually fits the protagonist. Sex toys pop up too, mostly in those quiet moments. Like the mom who pulls a drawer open, shows you her vibrator, smirks and tells you she doesn’t need it anymore if you keep visiting her at night. Or the shy girl who asks you to help her use a plug before class because she wants to “feel full” during lectures. There are multiple endings depending who you focus on or how greedy you get, and yeah, you can screw yourself into some pretty twisted situations. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing though: the way the text box sometimes jumps too fast during really hot lines, so you hit rollback on reflex and then overshoot and break the mood. It’s stupid, but it kept happening to me in the best oral scenes. Anyway, this one is shameless, messy, sometimes mean, and weirdly romantic in spots, like when the sporty girl falls asleep on your chest after you cum on her belly and you just watch her breathe. That little bit hit harder than all the moaning.

Alright so this game caught me off guard in the weirdest way possible. Started playing because honestly the premise sounded pretty basic - some MILF shows up at your door and you're supposed to seduce her or whatever. But then it gets all conspiracy theory on you? Like one minute you're trying to figure out how to get this busty woman out of her clothes, next minute there's some secret organization pulling strings behind everything. The tonal shift is so jarring it's almost funny.

The point and click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on objects feels random as hell. You collect these items that unlock new scenes but the game never really explains what you're supposed to be looking for. Found myself clicking everything like a maniac just hoping something would trigger. The animated scenes are decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Big tits, big ass, all the usual suspects are there doing their thing. The oral and anal scenes have some nice variety to them, and the vaginal stuff doesn't feel too repetitive which is more than I can say for most games in this genre.

What really threw me was how the story tries to be more than just "fuck the MILF next door." There's actually plot happening between all the teasing and sex scenes, which feels weird but also kind of refreshing? The whole secret organization angle comes out of nowhere though - like the developers couldn't decide if they wanted to make a simple porn game or some kind of adult thriller. The customizable names and relationships thing is whatever, most people probably just leave it as default anyway. Still haven't figured out what half the items I've collected actually do, but the scenes keep unlocking so I'm not complaining too much. Game's unpolished as fuck but there's something charming about how it doesn't take itself too seriously while still trying to have an actual story.

Julie is the kind of landlady who makes you forget rent is even a thing. Game drops you right into her apartment like it’s nothing special, but that first morning in the kitchen hits different. She’s in this loose shirt that does nothing to hide how stacked she is, bending over to grab something from the lower cabinet, and the camera just sits on her ass a bit too long. Not artistic, just horny. You get these choices like “look away” or “keep staring” and of course you keep staring, and she catches you and gives this half smile like she already knows what kind of tenant you’re going to be. It feels messy and a bit awkward in the good way, like you walked into a roleplay scene that started without you.

The humor is surprisingly stupid and nice. One moment you’re trying not to drool while Julie stretches on the couch in leggings so tight you can see the outline of everything, next moment she’s making some totally lame joke about you being “such a good boy carrying boxes” while her tits bounce around because the dev clearly has a priority in life. There’s this scene where she’s “showing you the rules of the house” and every rule is just an excuse to get closer. No loud music after midnight, but she has no problem walking around half naked in a tank top with no bra, leaning over your shoulder while you’re on your phone, her nipple poking through the fabric like it’s trying to start a conversation. The AI art sometimes makes her expressions a bit weird, like one eye flirting and the other thinking about taxes, but honestly that almost makes it hotter, like she’s trying so hard to stay composed and failing. I kinda hate the living room lamp and I kept looking at it during scenes, and now it lives rent free in my head.

The best parts are when the game lets you be just a little too bold. Not full-on porn from the first click, more like “accidental” touches that are not accidental at all. You’re passing behind her in the tiny kitchen, she backs up into you, your crotch presses into her thick ass, and the game actually pauses there, giving you time to stare at the curve of her hips. You can pretend it was an accident or lean into it. If you go for the pervy route, she does this sharp inhale, looks over her shoulder, eyes half annoyed, half turned on, and says something like “Careful, I might start charging extra for that.” Later on, when you’re helping her with laundry, she casually strips down to her underwear right in front of you, tossing her pants at your face like it’s nothing, and the camera angle just glues itself to her ass in those tight panties. You get this groping moment where your hand “slips” while you’re helping her stand up, and she freezes for a second, cheeks a little pink, but she doesn’t pull away. I wish there was less fade-to-black and more “keep your hand there and see what happens” but the teasing actually works. To get the most out of it, honestly just pick the options that feel like you’re one bad decision away from getting kicked out, push your luck with the touches, stare too long, say the slightly wrong thing, and let Julie pretend she doesn’t love every second of that attention.