Creepy House feels like that one horny urban legend your buddy swears happened to his “cousin in another town”, except this time you actually get to click your way through it. You play this kinda screwed over dude fresh out of high school, stuck in community college hell, surrounded by boring people who think a haunted mansion is the scariest thing ever. Everyone in the neighborhood is all “don’t go near that place, it’s cursed” and obviously that just makes you walk right up and knock like you’re delivering Uber Eats to Satan. Door opens, and instead of some old man with a shotgun, you get hit in the face with pure goth chaos: deadpan stares, black lipstick, cold sarcasm, and more teasing than a TikTok thirst trap. It feels like falling into a bootleg Addams Family episode nobody told the lawyers about, in the best and worst way at the same time.

The house itself is like a horny theme park. Every room is set up for some new awkward situation where you’re trying to act normal while someone’s pale, stacked mom casually leans over a table and her tits are doing jump scares at you. The game keeps throwing you into these little adventure scenes where you’re picking what to say, pretending you’re not staring, and yeah, if you play it half-smart, ending up with a lot of very sloppy, very enthusiastic oral action. One moment you’re “helping” Wednesday-style goth girl study and the next she’s on her knees making eye contact like she’s sucking out your soul through your dick. They tease like crazy too, the kind of slow hand on the thigh, “oh you’re getting hard from this?” shit that makes you want to punch your own screen and say yes, obviously. There’s this milf who talks like she’s just being polite, but every line sounds like an invite to cheat on someone you don’t even have. It’s that weird mix of creepy and hot that kinda should not work, but it does, then sometimes it doesn’t, then it does again. The “horror” part is 90% vibes and outfits, but occasionally they toss in a little dark joke that makes you snort at the worst time, like right when something filthy is happening and you’re half trying to, you know, focus.

What actually got me was this dumb little extra thing: as you mess around in the mansion and get deeper into this horny fake Addams situation, you unlock pin-ups of other goth girls that are clearly inspired by every internet crush you’ve ever had. It’s like the dev had a folder named “do not open at work” and just dumped it into the game. I kept thinking “ok, one more scene and I’m done” and then suddenly I’m chasing some new teasing route because I wanted to see if the quiet girl in the hallway actually snaps and drags you into some hidden room for a “punishment” blowjob. And sometimes the pacing just falls on its face, like you’re ready for something filthy and the game makes you click through a bunch of dialog that feels like it escaped from a sitcom from the 90s, but then you hit a line that’s so petty or mean or strangely romantic that you kind of forgive it without noticing. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken in the head, and it absolutely leans into that fantasy of “everybody told you not to go to that house” and you went anyway, and your biggest problem now is choosing which goth girl is gonna ruin your GPA with her mouth.

This one feels like somebody took a high budget porn shoot, locked everyone in a rich asshole’s mansion, then said “ok, nobody’s allowed to be clothed or normal anymore” and just let the camera run. You start as this dude who clearly is not on the same social level as the billionaire crowd around him, walking into this giant house like it’s a different planet. Your stepmom is with you, dressed like she’s going to ruin multiple marriages in one night, and the game doesn’t even pretend it’s about anything except fucking. There’s no slow burn, it’s more like: door opens, rich people, alcohol, boobs, and things go downhill in the first scene already. I like that it doesn’t waste time. I also kinda hate that it doesn’t waste time, because some teasing would’ve made the later stuff hit harder, but anyway.

What really sold it to me is how the sex scenes keep stacking inside the same rooms. You’re in this crazy big living room with glass walls, some chick with massive tits is on her knees working your cock, and in the background you can see another couple going at it on the couch, some guy railroading a MILF from behind, and nobody cares. At some point you are getting a sloppy blowjob from one woman, your stepmom is lying half naked on the pool chair fingering herself, and a third girl just walks by and casually offers her mouth on your balls like it’s free samples at Costco. The animation is surprisingly smooth when it focuses on mouth work and handjobs, especially the little details like spit strands, throat bulge, the jerk of her hand when you finally cum. But then sometimes the faces look a bit stiff, like the character is thinking about tax returns while she’s riding your dick. That mismatch pulls you out of it for a second, then the camera cuts down to her tits bouncing and you forget you cared. Anal stuff here is actually more intense than I expected from this kind of party setup. There is one scene with the stepmom, ass up on the edge of some marble table that probably costs more than my entire music setup, and you push into her ass while she’s still dripping from earlier. Her expression there, and the sound, actually got me way harder than the more “normal” pussy scenes. Maybe I’m just weak to that combination of big ass and someone trying not to scream too loud with people in the next room.

I’m a chiptune nerd so my brain always locks on music first, even when I’m supposed to be focused on the boobs, and the audio here is… weird in a fun way. It’s not retro, sadly, no crunchy PSG-style arps or anything like that, but there’s this cheap loop in the background that reminded me of some royalty free track I once used in a Pico-8 mockup. It shouldn’t work in a sex game. Yet in the pool scene, you’re getting a titfuck from this stacked mature woman while another girl rides your face, that little repetitive beat starts to feel like some scuffed party anthem. You’re half choking on her pussy, her tits are sliding with lotion over your cock, the camera zooms on her nipples brushing the tip and the beat just keeps going like “yep, this is normal, just keep fucking”. The orgy part later is probably what everyone will remember anyway: bodies everywhere, one girl sucking you off while a dude is pounding her from behind, stepmom on her knees sharing your cock with some rich wife, spit and cum all over, and the game doesn’t cut away when you finish. It lets you see the mess, on faces, on tits, dripping out, which I really appreciate. I still don’t understand why the billionaire’s bathroom has that ugly tile pattern though. Every time the camera pans there my brain goes “who picked this?” and then there’s a close up of a tongue sliding over a thick cock and I forget to be mad about interior design. Priorities, I guess.

You wake up in this game as a doctor who literally can’t move, stuck in bed with your broken body, pain meds, and way too much free time. Your wife and your daughter are the ones going out into the world instead of you: they fly off to some dusty, poor coastal village in Africa, “humanitarian mission” and all that, while you stare at your phone and laptop. At first it feels kind of noble: they send you sweet photos, your wife in that tight blouse under the white coat, your daughter in shorts that are definitely not regulation length, smiling with local kids, palm trees in the back, bad internet connection and all. Then the messages change tone. She forgets to answer. Your daughter sends one picture that looks a bit too intimate with one of the guys from the village, and your brain starts eating itself. And that’s basically where the game leans in and says: alright, now let’s fuck your head completely.

It plays like a visual novel, yeah, but the important part is how much it loves to tease you. You pick a text reply and you feel like a creep, or like a caring husband, or like a jealous psycho, depending on how honest you are with yourself. You can be supportive, like “I’m proud of you, love, keep helping people”, while your eyes stay glued to a photo where some tall, dark-skinned dude stands way too close behind her. Or you go the other route: “Who is that guy? Why is he touching you?” and she answers something calm and reasonable, and somehow that hurts more. The story splits like crazy based on this stuff. One path keeps things relatively “pure” for a while, another one throws you face first into cheating, masturbation scenes, and those slow-burn corruption moments where your wife starts describing how “open-minded” the locals are about sex. There’s this late-night chat where she tells you about a woman in the village who uses improvised toys and then casually slips in that she tried it too because “it would be medically irresponsible not to understand,” and the game shows it in full detail. That scene is nasty, but in a good way.

The AI-generated images are properly filthy when they want to be. Sometimes they look almost like real photos, sometimes a hand looks a bit weird, but honestly you stop caring when you’re staring at your wife bent over in a cramped shower stall, water on her skin, some guy’s shadow behind the curtain. Or when your daughter sends you a “joke” pic of herself topless from the back, mirror catching way more than she probably intended. The game loves these half-innocent, half-fucked-up moments where you can choose if you are the decent father who pretends not to notice, or the guy who zooms in, saves the pic, and then later jerks off to it in the dark while she’s out there in a hut with no electricity. The masturbation scenes of the MC are actually some of the best-written parts, which sounds dumb, but it fits: he’s stuck, horny, powerless, and the only thing he can really do is spy on his own family and jerk off with way too much guilt. At one point, after a fight, you can decide to blackmail your own wife with her nudes that you secretly recorded from a video call, just to wrestle back some control. It’s disgusting. I did it on my second run and hated myself. Then did it again with different choices to see how far she goes with the big muscular guy from the clinic, and that route turned into full cuckold territory, interracial gangbang vibes, anal, exhibitionism in the village under the moon, your wife almost parading herself in front of people who pretend it’s just “humans being free”. There’s a scene where she’s lying on her back on this rough table, legs open, some local dude fucking her raw while she’s still technically talking to you on a call, moaning into the cheap headset, half of her words for you, half for him, and you can either encourage her or break down. It’s messy, it’s really not subtle, and that’s kind of why it works. The game constantly asks: are you husband, father, doctor, victim, or pervert? And the problem is, it lets you be all of that at once.

Guy gets dumped by his own dad, basically. Father packs his shit, goes to new family, and you’re stuck with mom and sister, in that house that smells like old memories and drama. Then very fast you’re in the car, boxes in the back, driving to this “new start” that already feels like a porn setup, and of course it is. It starts kind of sad, like a family drama VN on Steam, and then slowly your brain goes, “wait, why is my mom looking that hot in that tight top?” and “why my sis bend over like that, is that really needed?” and from there it just keeps pushing that line. The thing I liked is how normal the early scenes feel: breakfast table, awkward silence, stupid small talk about nothing, phone buzzing with dad sending weird half-guilty messages. And then the camera angle goes lower, suddenly mom’s tits are doing 90% of the emotional acting, and my mouse hand is like, ok, guess we go this way now.

Sex-wise, it hits almost everything people in comments always beg for. Big asses that actually look soft, not like plastic balloons, boobs that bounce when she’s on top, long slow blowjobs with too much spit, the kind where you literally forget what the dialogue was about. The lesbian bits really surprised me, because they’re not just “oh look, two girls tongue each other for the male gaze.” There is this one scene where your sister is trying to “cheer mom up” after a fight on the phone with dad, and it starts innocent, like hugging on the couch, then suddenly there’s a hand under the shirt, nipple tease, and mom is half resisting, half grinding. I had to pause and sit there like, “ok, this is messed up” while still clicking forward like a horny idiot. And later, when the MC walks in at the wrong timing and just stands there, rock hard, they pretend not to see him for a couple seconds too long. That kind of slow, mean tease is all over the game. The adventure part is more like wandering around, checking rooms at slightly wrong times, listening at doors, picking small choices that change if mom ends the night with a glass of wine or with your dick in her mouth. Also there is this one dumb little thing: the footjob UI prompt is super tiny, like this little icon that I keep missing, and every time I want toes around my cock I click the wrong spot and open the phone menu instead. Super annoying. I will still do it again.

When it really heats up, it doesn’t shy away at all. There are proper anal scenes where you actually see her relax, then tense, then start to enjoy it, not just a quick cut and suddenly everything fits. Creampies are sticky and obvious, not “blink and you miss it.” Handjobs are not throwaway either, they go on, with slow stroking, thumb teasing the tip, her talking softly or dirty, depending on who it is. Mom’s scenes have that MILF energy, like she is trying to be strong but her body just loves the attention, especially when you sneak in with toys. There is one masturbation scene where she thinks she is alone, lying on the bed using a vibrator, biting her lip, and she keeps whispering your dad’s name at first, then it slips and she moans yours instead. I swear I had to reread the text, like, did she just do that? And yeah, she did. The group sex stuff appears later, when everybody pretends the “we are still a normal family” game is over. You get tangle of limbs, tongues, hands everywhere, a blowjob while you finger someone else, maybe a sister riding you while mom sits on your face, that kind of full chaos that feels wrong in all the right ways. I kinda wish the dad showed up physically instead of just being a voice on the phone, but at same time, his absence is what makes all this heat up, so whatever. In the end you’re just there, mouse in hand, juggling choices like “be a good son” or “cum inside mom again” while the horizon of “better life” gets very, very wet.