So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Doctor Doom down bad is honestly a whole mood. In this thing he is not the cool comic book villain planning galaxy brain strategies, he is basically a horny bastard who lost everything and now crawls back up by breaking girls one by one. You start small, like some sleazy trainer that somehow still thinks in monologues from Shakespeare, then bit by bit you are twisting minds, ruining heroes, and turning half the Marvel city into your personal sex zoo. The witch Ratri shows up, gives him this Dominium power that lets him push into people’s heads, and from there it is just corruption porn all the way down. You go from “please don’t touch me” to “yes master, more” with a few clicks and some dirty little scenes that feel like reading a fucked up comic scan you definitely should not have on your phone at work but you do anyway.

What really hit me is how the girls are not just random nobodies. It is all the ones I crushed on when I was younger and scrolling through fanart on DeviantArt like a creep. Susan Storm acting all proper at first, then doing anal in a cheap motel because Doom pushed just the right mental button. Black Widow trying to be stoic super spy while she is on her knees, gagging on his cock, pretending she still has control. Firestar going from bright hero to street-level whore, selling her body off because you nudged her into prostitution and then watched the gangbang through some camera like a full on voyeur. One playthrough I had Jessica Jones drunk, swearing at Doom while he has her hands tied, using her anyway, mixing that rough *** fantasy with this bitter, sad energy that honestly hit me way harder than I expected in a porn game. You flick between almost playful teasing, like a handjob under the table while the Fantastic Four are in the same room, to ugly stuff like blackmail, mind control, and using them as slaves, and the game never stops to ask if you are a good person. It just shrugs and says “you clicked it, bro.”

Sometimes the pacing is weird and the point and click stuff makes me feel like an idiot, hunting for the one pixel that actually progresses the scene while Doom is supposed to be this genius. One time I spent ages trying to trigger a Madame Hydra event and ended up stuck with Lucia von Bardas and some half-finished blowjob loop that made me want to throw my phone. The animations are janky in spots, yet then you hit a sequence with Silk stripping, tongue out, stroking him with her ass, and suddenly you forget every complaint. Delila and Mockingbird show up and I swear the game just kind of laughs at continuity, but whatever, they get naked, they get corrupted, they get used. There is this one voyeurism bit where you watch Mary Jane and Black Cat fool around while Doom just toys with them like dolls, then later you drag them into full swinging and they do it because you rewired them, not because they wanted it. If you are lonely and horny and a little broken, the whole thing feels like someone dipped your Marvel crushes in gasoline and lit a match. It is trashy, cruel, weirdly funny, and sometimes I hate myself while clicking, but I still keep going back, like Doom himself learning nothing at all.

Snake Siemen is such a dumb name that it kinda works, which is the whole vibe of this game anyway. You’re basically Talon’s horny intern, except Doomfist actually trusts you with something ridiculous: break D.Va. Not just capture, not just fuck, but twist her from cutesy idol pilot into Talon’s personal cock-hungry asset. The story pretends to be serious sci-fi for like two minutes, then you’re already in a room with D.Va strapped down, squirming, still talking shit and trying to act brave while you decide if you’re going to go soft psychological route or straight-up “you’re mine now” brainwashing. I liked that her voice has that annoyed, bratty pitch, like a streamer forced to shill some crappy mobile game, but under it you can hear a little shake when Snake starts touching her without asking. The moans shift from “ugh, don’t touch me” to “f-fuck, don’t stop” pretty slowly and it’s actually hot as hell watching (and hearing) her get rewired day by day. Sometimes she sounds too clean, though, like the mic is high quality but the emotion is not always there. Still, when she gasps your name during a forced blowjob scene and there’s this wet choked sound as you push deeper, I had to pause the game and just breathe for a second.

What made me stick around is how mean you’re allowed to be without the game flinching. You can keep her in that tight Talon bodysuit just so your hands have more material to grab while you grope her tits and ass, fingers digging in while you whisper trash into her ear, and then flip straight into a mind control trigger where her eyes glaze over and her voice goes flat, like she’s reading a sponsor script. “Talon-sama, please use my throat.” It sounds so silly written out but in context, with that slightly fake idol voice trying to act obedient, it hits hard. The Widowmaker and Sombra stuff sneaks up later, which is funny, because the first time Sombra shows up she basically hijacks your fun and you have this three-way power struggle: you, her, and D.Va’s brain. There’s a scene where Sombra is pressing D.Va’s head down on your cock, talking in that smug voice, while you feel D.Va’s tongue hesitate, then slowly give in. The audio there is great, lots of sloppy sounds, little gagging, that muffled whine when you grab her hair and drive her all the way to the base. I wish Widowmaker had more interesting lines instead of just cool assassin porn talk, but whatever, her cold tone when she calls D.Va “Talon’s little toy” had me rewinding on VLC like three times.

The domination vibe is very clearly from the male side, no confusion here. You’re not some nice guy, you’re basically HR’s worst nightmare with a budget and a private cell. There’s corruption, there’s conditioning, you press her against cold walls, you make her kneel, you reward her with your cum like it’s a promotion. At one point you use a command phrase and she drops mid-sentence, falls to her knees and starts unzipping your pants like it’s the most natural thing in the world, mumbling that she “needs to serve Talon properly” while her lips wrap around you. That line reading is a bit stiff, but the way her breathing speeds up when you grab her head and hold her there is the good stuff. It’s not subtle. It’s not sweet. It feels like some cursed mobile porn game ad that actually followed through on the fantasy it teased, instead of bait and switch. And yeah, it’s totally wrong, and that’s exactly why it sticks in your head long after you close the browser and pretend to check Outlook.

You know what hits different? Getting thrown back in time with mysterious powers and realizing you can basically mind-fuck every hot kunoichi in the village. This Naruto parody doesn't mess around - we're talking full corruption gameplay where you're turning Hinata, Tsunade, Sakura and basically every woman with a headband into your personal harem. The Saru character gives you these clan abilities that let you dominate minds, and honestly the power fantasy is pretty addictive. Though I gotta say the interface feels clunky sometimes when you're trying to navigate between different girls.

What really gets me going is how they handle the corruption mechanics. You're not just collecting waifus like Pokemon cards - there's actual progression where you break down their resistance bit by bit. Kushina starts all motherly and protective but by the end she's begging for it. Same with Kurenai who goes from stern sensei to cock-hungry slut. The sex scenes hit hard too - we got everything from vanilla creampies with virgin Hinata to hardcore BDSM sessions with Anko. Tsunade's titfuck scenes are chef's kiss, and don't get me started on the lesbian content between some of the girls. Wait actually the lesbian stuff feels kinda forced compared to the male domination routes.

The visual novel format works well enough though some of the animated sequences stutter on mobile. You're basically working through different story arcs, tracking down key kunoichi and adding them to your growing collection of followers. Temari's anal scenes are surprisingly detailed, and they really went all out with the footjob content featuring characters like Shizune. The *** elements might be too intense for some players but that's kinda the whole point of the corruption theme. My only real complaint is how Karin's route feels rushed compared to others, but whatever - there's enough content here to keep you busy for weeks.