Robert thinks he’s getting this quiet life in a big old manor with a loyal wife, two sweet daughters and a bunch of dusty rooms that smell like old wood and secrets. Instead he basically invites corruption in for tea, because he lets that “family friend” uncle Peter move in. You know the type: old guy, fake polite, eyes glued to every tight skirt, smiles too long at the girls, talks about “tradition” while thinking about tits. The game doesn’t even pretend he’s harmless. He’s the walking midlife crisis of the house, and the best part is that the manor itself feels like it’s on his side. There’s this hidden room with a demonic book, Lilith whispering shit into the family’s minds, and suddenly nobody in that house is as pure as they look. The whole vibe is: you watch a normal family get slowly twisted from the inside, and the game really takes its time rubbing your face in how “normal” they were before.

What caught me is how the horny stuff grows out of small moments. It’s not just “click here, sex happens”. You’re chatting with Sophia in the hallway, she’s in this simple dress, nothing crazy, and then you see her bend a little too low to pick something up and you know Peter noticed it too. Next scene he’s “helping” her in the kitchen, hand too close to her ass, casual comments that feel innocent if you read them fast. You don’t. You stare. And Lilith’s influence creeps in, pushing them all toward this ugly, delicious mess of cheating, jealousy, and that kind of “I hate that I’m turned on” tension. Casey’s attitude shifts bit by bit, Emily starts to linger when she shouldn’t, and the choices you make as the male protagonist just grease the slope. When the sex finally hits, it’s not shy. Animated scenes of big tits bouncing in your face, asses shaking on screen like they’re trying to break free, everything wet and loud and wrong in exactly the way you expected the moment you saw that damn book in the attic. Vaginal scenes are front and center, not some side thing, and they don’t fake the passion, though sometimes it goes so far that it stops feeling like “romance” and more like the death of it.

If you’re hoping for a sweet happy ending where love triumphs, I don’t know what to tell you. This game laughs right in that Disney bullshit. Romance here is something to corrupt, to watch it rot slowly while everyone smiles on the surface. You’ll see scenes where Sophia looks at Robert with soft eyes, and ten minutes later she’s moaning for someone she shouldn’t even be touching. You’ll have moments where you kind of hate yourself for pushing the “wrong” option and then do it again on purpose. That’s the trick: it pokes at that nasty curiosity we pretend we don’t have. The art is 2D but expressive, the animated parts hit harder because you already watched these people slide toward it. It’s lewd, it’s messy, it doesn’t treat fidelity like some holy thing. The manor becomes this silent witness to every betrayal, every wet, sticky, late-night mistake, and by the time you realize how far gone everyone is, Lilith’s whispers already feel like your own thoughts.

Japan in this game feels like someone took a horny sci fi reddit thread, fed it into ChatGPT on a bad day, then handed it to a very pervy writer with a school uniform fetish and a grudge. You land there as this kinda average 19-year-old dude, supposed to be an exchange student, pretending you care about classes while your brain is just full of your crush Julie’s tits and that tight ass she keeps pretending she doesn’t notice you staring at. Of course she brings her cute friend Alice, who acts like a good girl but gives you those tiny side glances that say “choke me a little, please.” On top of that, there is this whole mystery about Julie’s missing sister and a company that makes hyper realistic sex dolls, but half the time I kept forgetting about the plot because the game keeps throwing you in situations where you are either groping, being teased, or trying not to cum in your pants in some school hallway. The tone jumps around like crazy: one moment you flirt shyly in a classroom, next you are slapping a doll’s ass raw and making her call you master while your friend is in the next room. That mix actually works better than it should. It feels messy and dirty, in a good way.

The whole “Love Dolls” company thing is the part that stuck with me. Those dolls are basically walking sex toys with soft skin, big tits, big asses, and eyes that look a bit too human when you tell them to open their mouth wider and they just obey without question. They are made to be used, to be trained, to be humiliated. You can press them against a wall, pull their hair, force their legs apart, make them kneel on a cold floor and clean your dick with their tongue while you stare down like they’re nothing. There is this one scene where you are still acting like the innocent foreign student on the outside but behind a locked door you are pushing a doll face down on a school desk, fingers digging into her hips, pounding her so hard the animation actually sells the impact. Her tits bounce, her ass jiggles, she moans like a broken toy, and you know very well you are not supposed to be doing this in a place with textbooks and chalkboards. That mix of “I shouldn’t” and “I really, really will” is where the game shines. It goes from gentle teasing and soft kisses with your crush to rough anal with a doll chained to a bed, and the game barely blinks. You get moments of romance, then suddenly you’re strapping a toy to a girl, making her ride it until she’s shaking, and the MC is just watching with this fucked up curiosity like “what else can I do to her?” It’s not subtle, it’s not classy, and it absolutely doesn’t pretend to be. Which is kind of perfect for what it is.

You start as this Marine captain who is supposed to be big deal, “justice of the sea” and all that, and in first ten minutes you already fucked up hard. Straw Hat crew slips through your fingers, higher ups are pissed, and suddenly your glorious career turns into doing dirty side jobs in weird corners of the Grand Line. Except here “dirty” is really about tits and asses, not paperwork. The game plays like someone glued together a horny quiz night, a cheap logic puzzle app you’d open on the toilet, and a One Piece parody where every female character somehow forgot what bras are. One moment you’re juggling domino-style puzzles to complete a mission report, next moment you’re watching Tashigi pressed up against a desk, glasses crooked, moaning with that ahegao face like she just discovered what “special interrogation” really means.

It doesn’t pretend to be subtle. You get a whole sandbox vibe where you wander around port towns and bases, talk shit to the girls, tease them, fail, grind reputation, then suddenly everything pays off and you’re balls-deep in some Marine office with creampie CGs looping in nice little animations. Captain Tashigi acts strict at first, all “regulations this, regulations that”, then after a few tasks and a dumb little puzzle where you line up crates like domino pieces, she’s the one begging you to “discipline” her, sword belt half off, tits bouncing in your face. Hina shows up as this icy officer who can literally cage you, and somehow that turns into a trainer-style situation where you’re the one “training” her body in return for getting your rank back. Black Cage Hina’s scenes are fun because she acts like she’s in control while you are rearranging her holes like it’s a combat formation. Not realistic Marine procedure, but yeah.

Then you run into the Baroque Works girls. Miss Valentine and Mikita, Miss Doublefinger, Paula, all that crew, and the game just leans into the parody hard. Mikita with that lazy grin sitting on your lap, grinding that big ass against you as some stupid courier mini-task pops up on screen that you kinda ignore because her tits are right there. Miss Doublefinger’s poison spider tricks get turned into a sex thing with webs, positions, and a “you’ll die if you pull out” joke that the game absolutely takes too far. Zala shows up under one name, then the game calls her something slightly wrong later, like it forgot its own script, and somehow that made me laugh more than the actual jokes. Sadi and little Sadi from Impel Down bring the real kink: whips, teasing, anal scenes where they “punish” you for losing a turn-based fight, but the punishment looks a lot like reward. You’re supposed to care about combat stats and moves, yet half the time you’re just pressing attack, waiting to see which sex scene unlocks if you lose. Everything feels slightly messy, like a horny fan’s notebook turned into a mobile game, and that’s kind of the charm. Sometimes the humor hits, sometimes it falls flat on its face, but when your captain ends up with a full harem of big tits, big asses and brainless grins from too much oral and vaginal “interrogation”, you sort of forget the plot was about justice at all.

Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...