Mystery Inc rolling up to some random Dutch castle already sounds cheap and horny, and this game doesn’t even pretend to be classy. Velma gets thrown right in as the brainy monster hunter who somehow keeps losing more clothes every time a “bizarre creature” jumps out. The tone is this messy mix of Saturday morning cartoon and late-night porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. You’re clicking through these little scenes where she’s trying to “analyze” slime samples and weird footprints, but let’s be honest, the monsters are just lining up to fill her up. There’s a big focus on cumshots and creampies, and the game actually leans into it instead of cutting away. When one of those big ugly bastards finally pins Velma and she’s squirming in that half-ripped orange sweater, the camera just stays there on the moment it all spills deep inside her. No classy fadeout, no clever joke, just thick white mess and a nerd girl breathing hard like she’s trying to do math in her head and failing. It’s filthy in a very direct way that I weirdly liked. On my phone with Chrome and on Edge on my old laptop it ran the same, just occasional lag when the monster finishes and the white stuff keeps layering up. I actually thought my browser froze during one of the castle corridor scenes, but it was just the animation looping slightly awkward. Kind of charming, kind of annoying.

Daphne shows up as the redhead distraction, like usual, but they crank her into almost bimbo mode. Half the time she’s talking about “feeling a strange energy” and the other half she’s bending over for no reason at all while something with claws and glowing eyes watches from the shadows. There’s a funny bit where she’s trying to act like some pro monster slayer, but the “plan” is obviously just her getting grabbed and used. She gets those full-body shudders when a monster finishes inside her, and the game holds on her face when she realizes it’s not just on her skin, it’s dripping out of her. The pregnancy risk vibes are strong even though nothing is spelled out, especially with how the camera keeps going back to stretched, used holes and that slow leak of cum. It’s not subtle. I went in expecting more actual mystery, like some real Scooby Doo unmasking where the monster is an old dude in a suit, but nope, these are straight-up monsters who fuck, and everyone just kind of accepts it. It’s funny, because the story pretends to be serious, but the pacing is just sex scene, quick line of “investigation”, then more sex. Still, I liked how the castle itself feels like a horny maze of traps, ruined halls, and secret rooms where Velma is suddenly on her knees with a huge shadow over her. I kept wishing there was a proper build-up scene where they all sit in the van talking about their plan, but the game just throws you right into the cursed sex dungeon vibe and never really explains why these girls are this into monster cock. Or maybe it does and I just clicked too fast because the next creampie was loading. Either way, it sticks in your head like some weird wet dream you’re slightly embarrassed to remember later, when you open your browser history and see that dumb castle again.

A roaring crowd surrounds the filthy fighting pit, all fixated on the twisted show inside the brutal cage where Princess Peach, stripped of her royal dignity, is pushed to her limits. The monstrous Bowser doesn't hold back - his massive, throbbing cock demanding submission from the most coveted blonde in the Mushroom Kingdom.

This isn’t the fairy tale you remember – Peach, bound and broken in a cruel arena, enduring endless pounding with an audience feasting on every humiliating moan.

Inside this hellhole, Peach's cries echo against cold stone walls as she’s fucked raw time and time again, chained and helpless beneath the towering beast. She gasps, caught between pain and pleasure, forced wide open for the monster’s thick cock that stretches her limits over and over.

It’s your choice how far this twisted show goes, whether to let Peach scream for mercy or ride Bowser’s massive cock until she’s drenched in shame.

When the finale comes, it hits like a storm - Bowser erupts inside Peach in an unstoppable flood, drenching her soaked cunt with his scorching jizm. Laid bare and utterly exposed, Peach crumbles beneath the tidal wave of cum spilling deep within her.

Hungry for more twisted lust? Slam that button and dive back into this filthy display of domination and degradation until you’re soaked with satisfaction.

This thing feels like somebody smashed a horny flash game from the 2000s together with a rage platformer and then just said “yeah, that’s fine” without polishing anything. You’re dropped into this gloomy castle maze, no long intro, no walls of text, just you, some shitty floor patterns, and the quiet knowledge that every shadow is probably either a sex monster or yet another trap waiting to snap your ass in half. You move with arrow keys, simple, but the level layout keeps trolling you. You think “ok, straight line to the door, I’m not stupid”, then a invisible spike pops from the floor, or the wall suddenly opens and something slimy with way too many parts drags your character back into the dark for a full-on hentai-style workout. The game pretends it’s about escaping. It’s actually about getting ruined in new ways while pretending you didn’t secretly walk into that tentacle’s hitbox on purpose.

The best part is how the monsters all feel like different flavors of bad decisions. You walk into a narrow corridor, there’s a weird breathing sound, your brain goes “nah, I can make it”, then boom, some towering beast pins you against the stones and the screen turns into a whole porn scene that would get banned on half of the “safe” platforms. Some are huge, some are more sneaky, some come from the floor like gross vines that just wrap around your legs and drag you backwards while your character flails. It’s messy, wet, a bit cruel at times, and yes, there are scenes where the monster clearly doesn’t know what “gentle” means. Sometimes they don’t even give you that much build up, no foreplay, no romance, just “you touched the wrong tile, now you get railed”. The funniest thing is how you start learning the level layouts, not because you want to survive, but because you’re hunting for that one specific monster again like some pervert completionist: “yeah yeah, I know the way to the exit, but what if I let the big winged bastard catch me in that side room one more time”. One time I dodged everything perfectly by accident, reached the exit door without triggering a single scene, and I actually felt robbed. Imagine being mad that you escaped too clean.

The castle itself is full of those cheap tricks that would be annoying in any normal platformer, but here they’re strangely welcome. Fake floors, moving blades, pressure plates that summon something horny out of nowhere, tight jumps over pits where you already know if you fall, your character’s clothes are getting destroyed first and their dignity second. There is this tiny delay between getting caught and the scene starting, just a small heartbeat, and that moment becomes addictive. You watch your own failure in slow motion, like “ah shit, here we go again”, then the game slams you with another ridiculous position against a cold wall or on some weird altar in the dungeon. Sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like you trigger three scenes in a row and then spend a long stretch of time with nothing but careful slow walking, squinting at the floor like a paranoid rat. Also, the way some traps blend into the ground is actually kind of bullshit, but, yeah, you’re not really here for fair design. You’re here because this game turns “oops I fucked up” into softcore and hardcore at the same time, trapped between fear of the next spike and curiosity about which monster is going to fuck you stupid if you miss that jump by one pixel. And you will miss it. On purpose. Eventually.

Sweltering days bring out stunning women in skimpy swimsuits by the sparkling poolside, each one tempting you to introduce yourself. But your presence isn’t exactly what they expect - because you’re no ordinary visitor; you’re a massive tentacled monster, hungry for more than just attention.

With ten escalating challenges ahead, your monstrous tentacles reach out to claim every luscious girl, turning the serene summer scene into a wild playground of chaos and desire. This isn’t some tame beach party - it’s a raw arcade experience where reflexes and ferocity collide.

Every girl flaunts her sexuality with juicy curves and barely-there swimwear, ready for your monstrous grip. Your tentacles slither and lash out, tearing through the calm surface as you hunt and ravage. You’re not just a monster here - you’re the apex predator in this sun-drenched arena.

Your tentacles whip through the water, sending ripples that echo the chaos of your relentless pursuit. Reflex and timing matter as much as raw power; every movement counts when you’re chasing down these elusive beauties before they slip away.

It marries fast-paced reflex gameplay with unfiltered debauchery, making every level a pulse-pounding test of skill and desire. The tension builds with every stage until you’re drowning in the frenzy of domination and lust.

Imagine wielding the power of a giant tentacled horror, enveloping every bikini-clad temptress in your grasp. There’s no room for mercy here - only wild, untamed hunger driving you to conquer and consume.

Brace yourself for a relentless assault on your skills and desires as you tear through ten levels of seductive chaos. The pool isn’t just a place to cool off - it’s a battleground where your monstrous instincts reign supreme.

Unleash your inner beast and rewrite the rules of the poolside playground. The only question left is how long you can hold your grip before the next wave of temptation surfaces.