Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

This trainer game hits different when you realize how much effort went into the animations. Like seriously, every scene moves and sounds exactly how it should - none of that static image bullshit that makes you feel like you're reading a comic book instead of getting off. The developer Paradice clearly knows what they're doing because watching Hinata get railed or seeing Erza submit actually feels immersive instead of cheap. Though honestly the menu system could use some work, keeps glitching when I'm trying to navigate between girls.

What really got me hooked was the route system they've got going. You can either go full pimp mode and corrupt these anime babes into working your brothel, or take the romantic approach and build actual relationships. I started with the whore route because let's be real, turning Tsunade into your personal fuck toy sounds amazing, but then I tried the harem path with Mikasa and damn... the character development actually matters. She goes from that cold Survey Corps badass to someone who genuinely wants you, not because you broke her but because you earned it. The corruption mechanics work both ways too - sometimes these girls will dominate YOU if you're not careful, which caught me completely off guard when Weiss decided she was in charge.

Over 200 animations and they're adding more constantly. Watching Nami bounce on your cock while moaning your name, or having Faye Valentine tease you in that red outfit before going down on you - it's all fully voiced and animated. The sandbox elements let you set up scenarios however you want. Want to have Ryuko strip in the school hallway? Done. Feel like watching Android 18 and Kale go at each other while you decide who gets fucked first? Easy. Sometimes I spend more time just experimenting with different combinations than actually progressing the story. The pregnancy content isn't fully implemented yet but when it drops this game's gonna be unstoppable.

I went into this pirate trainer thing mostly because of the redhead with the absurd boobs, not gonna lie. That was the whole hook for me. One piece of art of her popped up on Twitter, I squinted at my screen on my phone like an idiot on the bus, and later I was on my PC with one hand on the mouse and the other already kind of busy. The game just drops you on this ship floating in the middle of nowhere, and suddenly you’re the “captain” who’s supposed to turn this stacked troublemaker into a proper crew asset. Except every “lesson” slowly turns into “ok what if I just see how far I can push her before she makes that little angry pout and then moans anyway.” It’s not subtle. First training is some boring discipline stuff, and then two clicks later I’m timing dialogues with my keyboard in one hand and jerking with the other. And I keep misclicking the wrong option because my fingers are shiny and now she hates me, but also somehow ends up with her tits out during punishment, so I guess I still win?

The rhythm is weird in a good way. Sometimes you’re talking to her in this cramped captain cabin, wood creaking, candles, her shirt clinging to her chest like it wants to give up. You pick something like “intimidate” or “sweet talk,” and depending on your stats she either crosses her arms and presses those huge tits together in your face or shies away, blushing, and then the next scene she’s bending over a barrel. There was this one time I thought I finally got the “good” route with her, I was stacking obedience, checking some quick guide in another tab, feeling like a big brain, and suddenly one wrong choice and she spits in my face in the middle of a blowjob scene and calls me a useless captain. I had my headphones too loud on Discord and my buddy asked “bro what are you watching” and I alt‑tabbed so fast I clicked some random menu and skipped half the CGs. The funny thing is, I complained in my head about the same thing later. There’s a little random event in the deck where she’s practicing with a sword, tits bouncing stupidly, and the camera angle is perfect and then the text keeps going and I’m like “shut up, stop talking, I want the tits,” but then the dialogue turns kind of cute and I’m reading it carefully with my dick out, like an idiot pretending this is literature.

The redhead herself is kind of the whole show. She’s got that “I’ll stab you and then ride you” vibe, bright hair, big tits stuffed into clothes that clearly lost the fight. Half the time she’s calling you “captain” in this annoyed way, half the time she’s gasping it like she’s begging. First time I triggered her “punishment” on the mast, I actually clicked the gentle option by accident because the buttons were too close and my mouse slipped, and it made the scene softer than I expected. I was weirdly into it, but also annoyed because I wanted to go full corrupt bastard that run. And there’s this tiny UI sound when you gain lust or obedience that I keep noticing and it kind of kills the mood for one second, like a cheap mobile game ping, then I forget because she’s on her knees with her tits wrapped around my cock. I sort of wish she had more outfits, but I also don’t, because the base one is already burned into my brain: open cleavage, that stupid little knot struggling to hold everything in. Sometimes I’m clicking through too fast, nut early, and then a better scene appears right after and I’m just sitting there like “yeah, nice, cool, wasted that one.” Then I do it again next session. Peak pirate training.

You boot this thing up in Chrome like a degenerate scholar and it just throws you right into the mess: Sunny’s fucked, Whole Cake is a disaster, and Nami is literally floating around like premium hentai bait in the middle of the sea. No long-ass intro, no 10 walls of lore, just “hey, you’re a random dude with a ship and a dick, there’s a half-naked orange-haired navigator somewhere out there, go fix it or ruin it, whatever.” You play as this new captain who’s clearly not Luffy but also kind of acts like Luffy if Luffy liked tits more than meat. Every time the game gives you a choice you can be a decent guy like “yeah, let’s help her” or turn into peak porn logic and go “actually I will just stare at her wet nipples for another minute, thanks.” The whole vibe is like someone smashed horny fanfic into a lowkey pirate management game and then forgot to optimize anything, and honestly that chaos fits it too well.

The voyeur stuff is where it accidentally hits god-tier horny. There’s this early scene where you find Nami passed out on a scrap of wood, clothes all torn from the storm, ass perfectly framed like the ocean is simping for her. Instead of just doing normal rescue like a sane human, the game straight up lets you do this slow camera creep around her body while your guy monologues in his head about how “I should probably check if she is hurt” while very clearly inspecting only her tits and thighs. It’s fucked, it’s funny, it’s hot, and it’s also kind of trash, which is exactly why I kept going. Later on, when she’s actually on your ship, there’s this part where she’s trying to dry her clothes and the dev clearly just went “okay, physics go brrrrr” because her boobs are jiggling from the wind like the weather itself is down bad. Meanwhile you’re fake-managing a crew, pretending to be this big brave future Pirate King, but every night you’re sneaking to the deck to spy on Nami bending over barrels or washing herself with a bucket, thinking you’re subtle while the camera is loud as fuck about it. At one point she’s looking out at the horizon, skirt just barely riding up, and you get a choice between talking about navigation or just silently ogling her ass like some Pornhub side character. I picked the horny option of course, and she kinda notices but pretends not to, which somehow made it hotter and also more cursed. The game is janky, the pacing is all over the place, sometimes dialogue sounds like it was translated by Google on a hangover, but when the scene hits, it really hits: big ass framed in moonlight, wet shirt glued to big boobs, and you, the clown captain, trying to decide if you’re a hero, a perv, or both at the same time.