Game looks like someone smashed Guitar Hero and a Bleach doujin into each other after a night of too much porn and cheap beer, and honestly, it kinda works. You’ve got Orihime with her ridiculous curves, big tits just bouncing while you’re staring at the notes instead of her face, and the whole thing is set up like a tiny rhythm challenge where your real enemy is your own left hand. There’s no long story, no fake deep plot, no boring walls of text. You hit start, rock music kicks in, she moans, and your brain switches into that stupid horny gamer mode. Controls are Z X C B N M, which sounds easy until the game decides to throw a mini solo at you and you suddenly forget what finger goes where. Porn + finger gymnastics. Weird sex ed class, but okay.

What I liked is how the pleasure bar is not just some background thing. You actually feel it when you miss notes and everything slows down. The moans drop, the animation kinda loses that intensity, like you’re ruining the mood, and then you quickly try to catch the rhythm again. Had this moment where the bar was almost full, the music was peaking, breasts were bouncing in perfect loop, and I missed like three notes in a row. Instant limp feeling, even though I was still hard. Felt like edging myself by accident. When you manage to land a streak and the bar finally overflows, she hits that orgasm scene and it’s honestly more satisfying than it has any right to be for something this simple. It’s not subtle. Cumshot everywhere, her eyes kinda rolling, that trashy hentai vibe. I’m not even into Bleach that much, but this redheaded version of Orihime with rock music in the background just scratches a very dumb part of my brain. And yeah, the loops are short, the song is not some masterpiece, and the moan sound gets slightly annoying after a while, like listening to TikTok audio on repeat. Still kept playing.

The thing is, you don’t stay for polish. You stay because it feels like those old browser rhythm games you secretly played instead of doing homework, except this time the reward is a horny anime girl losing her mind because you hit a few keys right. No tutorial hand-holding, no difficulty settings, just “here’s the track, don’t fuck it up.” I kinda wish there were more songs, or that the timing window was a bit clearer, because sometimes I nailed the beat in my headphones and the game still said nope. Also the keys being split so far across the keyboard is both fun and stupid. My left hand was doing weird spider movements, my right hand was absolutely not on the mouse, and I kept hitting the Windows key once, which pissed me off way more than it should. Still, when everything clicks and you’re riding the rhythm, watching her tits bounce in sync with the beat while the bar climbs higher, it feels dirty in that good, low-effort porn game way, like you accidentally found a lost Flash game from horny Newgrounds, except now it’s Orihime moaning to a rock track and you’re the idiot grinning at his keyboard.

There is something strangely intimate about watching a girl with huge tits in a tight Japanese uniform pretending not to notice the guy next to her on a crowded train. This game leans into that feeling hard. You are basically dropped into a subway car full of strangers, that slightly dirty fantasy where nobody knows you, nobody should be touching anyone, and of course everyone ends up doing exactly that. It feels like a fan’s wet dream that escaped from a Bleach x Death Note crossover forum, got drunk, and forgot all the story rules. One scene she looks like Orihime wearing a too-small blazer, next moment the vibe flips and she has that Misa Amane look, black accessories, little mischievous smile that screams “I pretend to be innocent but I’ll suck you off under this train seat if I’m bored enough.”

I like that the game doesn’t give you long explanations. You just click. Picture, some text you probably can’t read if you don’t know Japanese, something flashes, and suddenly you are on a different angle, closer, seeing more skin. It feels like paging through some cursed hentai doujin on my old phone on the Tokyo metro, trying not to let the guy behind me see the screen, except here the fantasy is reversed: you are the guy behind her, breathing way too close, hand almost touching. At one point I tapped on the black cat in the corner just because I was bored and it actually pushed the scene forward. That tiny dumb cat is now stuck in my brain more than some of the sex. I kept trying to click its tail, thinking “ok this time maybe it meows” and uselessly hoping for a secret blowjob angle or something. Never happened. I’m still annoyed. I’ll probably keep clicking it next time anyway.

The best bit for me is that first moment when she pretends to be shocked. She is holding the train bar, packed between strangers, and your hand brushes up against the curve of her breast. The art really sells the weight of those tits, that soft squeeze through fabric. Her eyes jump wide, then slide sideways, cheeks red, and you can almost hear her thinking “if I call for help, everyone will look, but if I stay quiet, maybe it feels nice.” It’s not subtle at all, but the timing of the zooms and the way her mouth slowly opens really nails that hentai rhythm. Later when she is on her knees in the subway corner, one hand still clutching the pole like she is afraid the train will stop, lips wrapped around the stranger’s cock, spit shining on her chin, there is this tiny detail: her uniform skirt is still properly folded, like she is trying to keep one last piece of her “good girl” act intact. Completely ridiculous, because two clicks later she is swallowing, throat bulging, eyes wet, and there is literally cum dripping down between her tits. The game jumps from shy to shameless faster than my VPN disconnects when I open Pornhub. I almost wish there was more buildup, more teasing, more scenes in the crowd where you are not sure if someone saw something. But no, it just throws you straight into that classic hentai subway hell where everyone else looks like props and the only real thing is her mouth, her breasts, that messy mix of guilt and arousal on her face. And it works, even when it shouldn’t.

Keigo coming back to town already feels like cheap porn setup, and this game just leans into it without pretending otherwise. You load it up on your phone, see that familiar orange-haired dude with his smug domestic life, and right away you know what lane this goes to. Ichigo has the house, the job, the hot wife with huge tits making small talk in the kitchen, and you are literally the extra guy on the couch. The funny thing is how the game really makes you sit in that loser role. Early on you are just walking around as Keigo, opening menus, checking basic stats, doing small jobs, feeling broke, while Orihime is in the background being sweet and soft and stacked like two watermelons trying to escape her shirt. The animations kick in slowly, not instantly, and that weird delay actually made the first proper lewd scene hit harder than I expected. One moment you are just helping her in the kitchen, next moment your brain is going, "oh fuck, I should not want my friend's wife bent over that table like this," and the game goes, "too late, idiot," and the scene starts flowing.

The corruption vibe is handled more through gradual choices and repeated scenes than any complicated system. You flirt a bit, you stare too long at her ass while she leans forward to clean the table, there is this tiny animated jiggle that honestly got way more of my attention than the big events later. Like, who the hell animates the little side-bounce of her tits when she just turns around to pass you tea? That one stupid motion made me replay the same moment in the gallery more than the full-on sex scenes. And yet, when it actually reaches fucking, they do not hold back. You get the straight vaginal sex with Orihime that starts all guilty and nervous, with her trying to whisper that "Ichigo might come back," then frames cut tighter and tighter until you are literally seeing your dick vanish inside her, white cream pouring out while she shakes. Creampies are not teased, they are just shown full center. Then later, when that line is crossed, she starts dressing differently around you, like the dev is going "ok, she is corrupted now, you broke the dams, go nuts." Not very subtle, but this is porn, not Shakespeare.

What really sells the parody angle for me is how all the other girls show up like some scuffed gacha pool in a bootleg mobile game. You wander a bit more, boom, Rukia in casual clothes acting all strict while your choices push her into compromising situations. Rangiku just appears with this insane stacked chest that looks like the artist was angry at gravity. Yoruichi shows up like a cheat code you accidentally triggered, suddenly naked in catlike poses, animated with this lazy confidence that screams "you are not worthy but I'm bored, so fine." Netorare fans will probably be grinning, because Keigo might be the thief here, but the game never lets you forget that these women are, in some way, attached to Ichigo's orbit. Every time his name drops in the middle of a sex scene, it adds that dirty little stab of "ok, this is fucked," especially when Orihime moans and mentions him while you are the one balls deep. It is messed up, and then five seconds later you are spamming the continue button to see if the next unlock shows more of Rangiku's ass in motion. The 2D animations are not perfect, there are a few loops that look slightly awkward if you stare too long, but then the angle changes and suddenly you are just focused on the way her big ass bounces on Keigo's lap and your inner critic shuts up. I wish the game let you tweak more minor stuff like text speed or let you mute Ichigo's existence for one route, but that is never going to happen and maybe it should not. The whole sick little charm here is that you are the side character stealing the main hero's happy endings, one creampie at a time.

Game hits you in the face right away with Nel’s tits just kind of… there, wobbling in the dialogue box while she talks about totally normal stuff like “energy extraction” that is obviously just milking your cock. It pretends to be a normal visual novel for maybe two clicks, then the grind loop shows up and suddenly you’re timing clicks and watching a little bar fill up while Rukia moans in that fake “I hate this” voice that sounds more like she’s begging for another round. I tried to play it serious at first, reading the lines, then Orihime pops up with her boobs barely contained and the game basically goes “yeah ok, we all know why you’re here.”

Story is some half-broken parody of Bleach where you’re this random soul reaper dude who somehow has every girl’s attention and everyone is really confused about “spiritual pressure” but what they really mean is cum. You go from area to area, clicking on little icons, collecting points, unlocking scenes like it’s some gacha game where the only SSR is “Yoruichi on all fours with a tail plug.” The best bit is how lazy and honest it feels. Backgrounds are simple, UI feels like it was thrown together during a boring weekend, and then suddenly you hit a full CG where Rangiku’s huge ass is filling the whole screen and the game goes from “haha parody” to “ok I’m jerking to this for real.” I kept alt-tabbing between the game and Discord and somehow lost track of the plot like three times, but it doesn’t even matter, because every choice basically leads to more sucking, riding, or milking anyway.

There is this one tiny, stupid thing I can’t stop thinking about: the way Nel’s boobs squash slightly when she leans on the imaginary table in front of the textbox. They’re huge, obviously, anime giant, but the artist added this tiny fold where they touch, and it broke my brain for a second. Meanwhile Rukia is in the same scene, proportioned totally different, smaller chest but still not exactly “small,” and the script pretends like she’s flat. It’s hilarious. Half the time the dialogue feels like someone was writing while watching clips on another monitor, you get lines like “I’ll never accept this crude training!” and literally one box later she’s riding you, drool on her chin, nipples hard, asking for “more of that spiritual juice.” There’s a grind for “affection” that just means you click the same spot until a meter hits a number, then you get Yoruichi pinning you, purple hair all over the place, tits bouncing as she milks you dry like some smug cat goddess. It’s trashy, inconsistent, kind of buggy, I clicked through one box and skipped a blowjob line that probably was important but whatever, and I still kept going just to see how far they’d push Orihime’s curves before it turned into pure hentai nonsense. Spoiler: it hits that point fast and never looks back.