Con Quest feels like somebody got horny at Comic-Con, opened RPG Maker, and just refused to stop until every girl in a Pokémon outfit was getting railed. In a good way. You walk around this nerd convention, not to catch monsters, but to hunt down girls in cheap, tight cosplay that looks like it came from AliExpress and then got “modified” with scissors and zero shame. They’ve got the Pikachu chick whose ears keep wobbling while she’s getting fucked, the grumpy Gardevoir girl who pretends she’s above it all but spreads fast as soon as you push the right dialog options, and a ridiculous amount of bad puns about balls, trainers and catching them all. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it’s like watching your drunk uncle discover hentai on TikTok. Still, I laughed. Then I got hard. Not always in that order.

The flow is simple: explore the convention floor, poke at everything like a horny raccoon, talk to cosplayers, pick the lewder dialog, and trigger scenes. There’s that one moment where you finally talk your way backstage, past the fake “staff only” sign, and find a girl in a half-finished Eevee outfit, ears on, top off, still holding a hot glue gun while you bend her over a pile of foam props. Completely unsafe, 10/10. Another time I burned a whole coffee break just trying every dumb answer in one dialog tree to see which one would push the “Misty-but-not-Misty” girl from rolling her eyes to literally riding your face behind a merch table full of body pillows. The game sometimes pretends it’s a serious little quest with items and mini-challenges, then instantly switches to “okay, now fuck her on the floor between two trash bins.” That chaos made it feel like an actual con, to be honest. You run in circles, get lost, end up in the weirdest places, and suddenly there’s a half-naked furry Pikachu grinding on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Sex scenes go hard on the cosplay angle. Costumes stay on just enough to be stupid hot: tail getting grabbed, ears getting pulled, fake paws on your chest, panty lines under ripped bodysuits. There’s one where the girl’s wearing a super tight yellow suit and you only pull it down to her waist, so her tits bounce out while the hood still has the goofy little face on it. It looks silly and filthy at the same time, like a hentai parody you’re slightly ashamed to enjoy but you still do. Some animations loop a bit clunky in spots and the moans sometimes sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom on an old phone, but honestly that kind of fits the whole dirty-fan-project vibe. I was more annoyed that sometimes I clicked too fast, skipped a line of dialog I actually wanted to read, and there’s no quick, clean way to step back one sentence. Also there is one NPC who looks like she would 100% fuck you behind the fake cardboard Poké-center booth and she never does, and I’m still mad about that. The mix of convention humor, shameless cosplay kink, and “gotta catch every slutty costume” energy made it feel like wandering through a horny, corrupted Nintendo fan meetup where nobody cares about the panels, only about who’s getting pounded in which costume next.

That little orange lizard is supposed to be a “pokemon”, right? Charmander or whatever, except here he’s not doing any battling, he’s basically using his tail fire like a neon sign that says “come get fucked”. The whole thing is set in this weird half-bar, half-club background that looks like someone mashed up a cheap cocktail place with a kid’s show, then just dropped a thirsty furry girl right in the middle. She’s got ridiculous tits, big enough that the animators keep bouncing them around like they’re testing the physics engine more than anything else. You don’t get some long build up, it just kind of cuts to her already spread on the bar stand, legs up, totally begging for it, like we skipped three scenes of foreplay and went straight to “put it in already”.

The “pokemon” jumps in, cock out, and the proportions are insane in a good, brain-melting way. It’s this smooth, thick shaft that looks almost too big for his small body, and when he pushes into her, you get that nice squish of her pussy stretching around him. They actually did the penetration angle pretty well: you see his hips slam against her ass, his balls slapping her with each thrust, and her belly shifting like he’s hitting deep. She’s moaning like a cheap hentai dub, a bit over the top, but it kinda works here because it’s not trying to be classy at all. There’s a moment where she grips the edge of the bar, claws digging in, tits bouncing while he just drills her from behind, tail flicking, and it’s stupidly hot. The camera keeps swinging between her face, her tits, and that wet, shiny cock sliding in and out, and you can almost feel the sticky bar surface under her back, like she’s going to slide right off if he fucks any harder.

And then the cum. Of course. He finally slams in deep and you see this thick load pump straight inside her, proper creampie, with her pussy tightening around him, little spurts leaking out as he keeps grinding like he doesn’t want to pull out yet. Some of it spills down onto the bar stand, dripping between her ass cheeks, and she just lies there, panting, legs still trembling while his cock gives one last twitch. It’s messy, it’s shameless, it’s furry porn with a cartoon lizard and a big titted bitch getting absolutely stuffed, no fake romance, no story, just raw “I’m gonna breed you right here where everyone orders drinks” energy. If you’re into that mix of cute mascot character turned fuck machine and a needy furry girl who clearly loves being used like a cum bucket on public furniture, the whole thing goes straight for your brain and lower parts at the same time, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

First thing, this is not a game I’d leave open if my kid might walk into the room. It looks like some silly little browser thing at first, kind of cheap, kind of rough, like those old Flash things from high school computer class, and then you click once and suddenly you’re watching a redheaded gym girl from that monster catching show getting her brain melted by a smug yellow freak. The whole idea hangs on that hypnotic swirl he pops, and the screen focuses on her eyes going all glassy, lips parting, that tiny delay where she’s still fighting it. I was honestly a bit surprised how slow they make that first “fall” into hypnosis. I expected two clicks and she is naked, but they drag it, show her breathing changing, little twitch in her fingers, the kind of stuff you only notice if you stare too long. And you will stare too long. I even paused the game at one point and went to check my WhatsApp because I started to feel weird that I’m watching a mind control cartoon of a character I remember yelling about losing badges, like, what am I doing with my life here.

Anyway, once she is under, the whole tone flips. That stupid Hypno stops being a joke mascot and becomes this complete creep who knows exactly what he wants. There is a moment where he makes her drop to her knees, but not with force, more like a suggestion, and the camera angle just happens to follow her mouth. You barely click anything there, mostly you just choose how far you want to push her and how much control she still pretends to have. One little choice and she’s giving lazy, half-resisting oral, another and she goes full on eager, eyes still a little unfocused, drool on her chin. The sound is weirdly strong in this one. When she gags, there is this wet, too-real noise that I actually turned my speakers down for. And I’m using cheap Logitech speakers, not even good ones. On the phone, with my Bluetooth earbuds, it felt even more in my head, like she was whispering those hypnotic “yes, master” lines inside my skull. I hated that. I replayed it three times.

The part that really messed with me is when they let you bring another body into the scene. It’s not some big story build-up, it just sort of appears in the menu, like “hey, want a second toy around?” and suddenly you’ve got two redheads tangled up, one still half fighting the hypnosis, the other already gone, skin pressed together, hands anywhere. You start bouncing between them, choosing who takes the cock, who licks, who watches, and the game tracks where you left off like a horny little Excel sheet in the background. It’s ridiculous, childish, and then you hit that one moment where both girls are focusing on Hypno’s eyes at once, and for a second the game nails that feeling of total surrender that is honestly a bit scary. As a parent, I look at it and think, this is exactly the fantasy I don’t want a teen to learn first: silence the girl’s mind and then do whatever. As a horny adult, I’m sitting here clicking through every filthy option like an idiot, checking which line of dialogue triggers when he snaps his fingers mid thrust and her whole body goes tight. If you really want the most out of it, don’t rush. Let the hypnosis scenes run, leave the text on screen for a couple seconds longer than you think you need, watch the tiny facial changes when he orders her to “open wider” and then swap between the two girls during the threesome instead of finishing fast. This one rewards you for being a patient pervert, which is maybe the worst compliment I can give it and also the most accurate.

Charizard is not sexy in my head, you know, big orange dragon with weird face, but here he is, just straight up a horny beast with this thick, heavy cock that looks too big for any normal girl. And Eva Hadley is not acting like normal girl anyway. She is more like hentai bait in human skin, waiting under him, legs spread, ass in the air, almost like she already said yes long time ago and forgot to tell us. The whole thing feels like somebody took a childhood memory, threw it into Pornhub search bar and said “ok, now make it way more dirty”. There is not some deep story. You come here to see Charizard fuck her, and that is exactly what you get, no bullshit, no fake romance, just scale-on-skin and a lot of fluids.

Controls are simple, just those little action buttons, and first time I clicked one, I kinda expected nothing to move, but Charizard actually shifts position, presses closer, you see his cock slide between her cheeks, and I caught myself leaning in to my screen like an idiot. The moment you switch him from pussy to her ass is the part that got me. Her body reacts in this exaggerated hentai way, back arching, hair flying, mouth open in that stupid "ahegao" look that I always say I hate, but anyway I kept watching. The camera never gets shy. You see the penetration clearly, you see her hole stretch, you see his cock shine with fluids when you swap back to her pussy. It is messy and kind of ridiculous and also really hot. I liked that you can hold on certain actions, not rush the cum, just keep him ramming her ass, balls slapping softly against her, listening to those sticky wet sounds in a loop. Felt almost hypnotic, like that moment when you replay one 5 second porn clip again and again because it's exactly the right angle.

The cumshot is its own little show. When you finally hit the finish action and let him blow, he unloads on her back, thick white lines splattering across her skin, dripping down the curve of her ass. If you take a second to look, the way it pools in the small of her back is weirdly detailed, like somebody really spent time making sure the sperm looks heavy, not just some lazy white paint. My only tiny irritation is the timing between actions, sometimes it feels like the animation catches half a frame too late, like when your phone lags in xHamster and you think the video is about to crash. But anyway, seeing Charizard pounding her asshole and then pulling out, leaving her gaping for a moment with cum starting to slide down, that sticks in your brain more than any small bug. It is not romantic, not soft, absolutely not “vanilla” like I usually prefer, but I still stayed, clicking again just to see her ass take that monster one more time.