That little orange lizard is supposed to be a “pokemon”, right? Charmander or whatever, except here he’s not doing any battling, he’s basically using his tail fire like a neon sign that says “come get fucked”. The whole thing is set in this weird half-bar, half-club background that looks like someone mashed up a cheap cocktail place with a kid’s show, then just dropped a thirsty furry girl right in the middle. She’s got ridiculous tits, big enough that the animators keep bouncing them around like they’re testing the physics engine more than anything else. You don’t get some long build up, it just kind of cuts to her already spread on the bar stand, legs up, totally begging for it, like we skipped three scenes of foreplay and went straight to “put it in already”.

The “pokemon” jumps in, cock out, and the proportions are insane in a good, brain-melting way. It’s this smooth, thick shaft that looks almost too big for his small body, and when he pushes into her, you get that nice squish of her pussy stretching around him. They actually did the penetration angle pretty well: you see his hips slam against her ass, his balls slapping her with each thrust, and her belly shifting like he’s hitting deep. She’s moaning like a cheap hentai dub, a bit over the top, but it kinda works here because it’s not trying to be classy at all. There’s a moment where she grips the edge of the bar, claws digging in, tits bouncing while he just drills her from behind, tail flicking, and it’s stupidly hot. The camera keeps swinging between her face, her tits, and that wet, shiny cock sliding in and out, and you can almost feel the sticky bar surface under her back, like she’s going to slide right off if he fucks any harder.

And then the cum. Of course. He finally slams in deep and you see this thick load pump straight inside her, proper creampie, with her pussy tightening around him, little spurts leaking out as he keeps grinding like he doesn’t want to pull out yet. Some of it spills down onto the bar stand, dripping between her ass cheeks, and she just lies there, panting, legs still trembling while his cock gives one last twitch. It’s messy, it’s shameless, it’s furry porn with a cartoon lizard and a big titted bitch getting absolutely stuffed, no fake romance, no story, just raw “I’m gonna breed you right here where everyone orders drinks” energy. If you’re into that mix of cute mascot character turned fuck machine and a needy furry girl who clearly loves being used like a cum bucket on public furniture, the whole thing goes straight for your brain and lower parts at the same time, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

First thing, this is not a game I’d leave open if my kid might walk into the room. It looks like some silly little browser thing at first, kind of cheap, kind of rough, like those old Flash things from high school computer class, and then you click once and suddenly you’re watching a redheaded gym girl from that monster catching show getting her brain melted by a smug yellow freak. The whole idea hangs on that hypnotic swirl he pops, and the screen focuses on her eyes going all glassy, lips parting, that tiny delay where she’s still fighting it. I was honestly a bit surprised how slow they make that first “fall” into hypnosis. I expected two clicks and she is naked, but they drag it, show her breathing changing, little twitch in her fingers, the kind of stuff you only notice if you stare too long. And you will stare too long. I even paused the game at one point and went to check my WhatsApp because I started to feel weird that I’m watching a mind control cartoon of a character I remember yelling about losing badges, like, what am I doing with my life here.

Anyway, once she is under, the whole tone flips. That stupid Hypno stops being a joke mascot and becomes this complete creep who knows exactly what he wants. There is a moment where he makes her drop to her knees, but not with force, more like a suggestion, and the camera angle just happens to follow her mouth. You barely click anything there, mostly you just choose how far you want to push her and how much control she still pretends to have. One little choice and she’s giving lazy, half-resisting oral, another and she goes full on eager, eyes still a little unfocused, drool on her chin. The sound is weirdly strong in this one. When she gags, there is this wet, too-real noise that I actually turned my speakers down for. And I’m using cheap Logitech speakers, not even good ones. On the phone, with my Bluetooth earbuds, it felt even more in my head, like she was whispering those hypnotic “yes, master” lines inside my skull. I hated that. I replayed it three times.

The part that really messed with me is when they let you bring another body into the scene. It’s not some big story build-up, it just sort of appears in the menu, like “hey, want a second toy around?” and suddenly you’ve got two redheads tangled up, one still half fighting the hypnosis, the other already gone, skin pressed together, hands anywhere. You start bouncing between them, choosing who takes the cock, who licks, who watches, and the game tracks where you left off like a horny little Excel sheet in the background. It’s ridiculous, childish, and then you hit that one moment where both girls are focusing on Hypno’s eyes at once, and for a second the game nails that feeling of total surrender that is honestly a bit scary. As a parent, I look at it and think, this is exactly the fantasy I don’t want a teen to learn first: silence the girl’s mind and then do whatever. As a horny adult, I’m sitting here clicking through every filthy option like an idiot, checking which line of dialogue triggers when he snaps his fingers mid thrust and her whole body goes tight. If you really want the most out of it, don’t rush. Let the hypnosis scenes run, leave the text on screen for a couple seconds longer than you think you need, watch the tiny facial changes when he orders her to “open wider” and then swap between the two girls during the threesome instead of finishing fast. This one rewards you for being a patient pervert, which is maybe the worst compliment I can give it and also the most accurate.

Charizard is not sexy in my head, you know, big orange dragon with weird face, but here he is, just straight up a horny beast with this thick, heavy cock that looks too big for any normal girl. And Eva Hadley is not acting like normal girl anyway. She is more like hentai bait in human skin, waiting under him, legs spread, ass in the air, almost like she already said yes long time ago and forgot to tell us. The whole thing feels like somebody took a childhood memory, threw it into Pornhub search bar and said “ok, now make it way more dirty”. There is not some deep story. You come here to see Charizard fuck her, and that is exactly what you get, no bullshit, no fake romance, just scale-on-skin and a lot of fluids.

Controls are simple, just those little action buttons, and first time I clicked one, I kinda expected nothing to move, but Charizard actually shifts position, presses closer, you see his cock slide between her cheeks, and I caught myself leaning in to my screen like an idiot. The moment you switch him from pussy to her ass is the part that got me. Her body reacts in this exaggerated hentai way, back arching, hair flying, mouth open in that stupid "ahegao" look that I always say I hate, but anyway I kept watching. The camera never gets shy. You see the penetration clearly, you see her hole stretch, you see his cock shine with fluids when you swap back to her pussy. It is messy and kind of ridiculous and also really hot. I liked that you can hold on certain actions, not rush the cum, just keep him ramming her ass, balls slapping softly against her, listening to those sticky wet sounds in a loop. Felt almost hypnotic, like that moment when you replay one 5 second porn clip again and again because it's exactly the right angle.

The cumshot is its own little show. When you finally hit the finish action and let him blow, he unloads on her back, thick white lines splattering across her skin, dripping down the curve of her ass. If you take a second to look, the way it pools in the small of her back is weirdly detailed, like somebody really spent time making sure the sperm looks heavy, not just some lazy white paint. My only tiny irritation is the timing between actions, sometimes it feels like the animation catches half a frame too late, like when your phone lags in xHamster and you think the video is about to crash. But anyway, seeing Charizard pounding her asshole and then pulling out, leaving her gaping for a moment with cum starting to slide down, that sticks in your brain more than any small bug. It is not romantic, not soft, absolutely not “vanilla” like I usually prefer, but I still stayed, clicking again just to see her ass take that monster one more time.

This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.