Katarina in this game is that one toxic ex in League who somehow still owns your brain, except here she is on your lap, in your face, on your screen, everywhere. Not the knife-throwing version, but the "I got bored before the match so I’m gonna hunt some cock" version. The whole thing is built around this tiny slice of pre-battle time, like that moment in champ select where chat is flaming, but instead of dodging queue, Garen is dodging her boobs and losing hard. You basically get her in full redhead glory, that smug look that says she already won before you touch anything. It feels like the dev just went, "forget plot, here’s Katarina’s tits, do your worst," and honestly, they were correct and also completely wrong at same time.

What I like is how they play her personality with the POV stuff. You’re right there, like you’re the "lucky idiot" in Garen’s armor, and she knows she has you. She leans in, hair falling over her face, breasts right in front of your "camera", and she gives that fake innocent smile that every Katarina main uses before they KS your pentakill. Then she drops and starts working your shaft with her boobs, slow at first, pushing them together like she is testing your self control. It’s not just some random movement. There’s this one small animation where she squeezes her tits tighter and tilts her head up to look at you, red hair stuck to her cheek, like she is checking if you’re about to explode or still pretending to be Demacia noble. That stupid little eye glance hit harder than some full sex scenes from other games. Also her boobs jiggle in a way that made me pause, rewind, watch again. And again. And then get annoyed because her left nipple looks slightly off in one angle and my brain could not unsee it after.

The whole thing is basically one long titfuck, but it feels like the dev actually understood why paizuri is hot and not just "stick dick between boobs, done". She changes pace, uses spit, presses them so tight your screen almost feels heavy, then loosens, lets the tip slide up so it taps near her mouth, then drags it back down between her breasts. You get that sloppy sound when she speeds up, with her hair bouncing and that red fringe getting stuck on her sweaty skin. At some point she looks almost annoyed, like "why you not cum yet, idiot", and then she just goes full tryhard like a Katarina who finally got her reset mid fight. The facial at the end is messy as hell, thick cum running from her forehead down over one closed eye, dripping over her nose onto her tits, pooling between them. She even smears it on her boobs with her fingers like she’s proud of the mess, then gives this half-smirk like she already queued for the next match. I hate admitting it, but for a simple porn game about one redhead abusing her boobs on your cock, it made all those other LoL porn parodies feel kinda lazy, even if here there is basically zero actual "game", just you, her, and the most stubborn Demacian load in Runeterra.

Halina looks at you like you already fucked up her whole royal schedule, and honestly that alone was enough for me to click faster than I answer work emails. She’s this brunette space princess, pinned in a simple bedroom that weirdly feels more like a cheap motel than a cosmic palace, and that’s exactly why it works. It’s not fancy, it’s not trying to be deep, it’s just you, her, and a few buttons that matter more than they should. The way her face moves when you start is the thing that caught me. Those tiny loops of animation on her mouth and eyes, the little twitch when your rhythm changes, that “oh shit this is actually hot” moment you don’t always get in these short flash things. It’s not realistic at all, but your dick doesn’t care about realism when she stares straight at you like that. I had Spotify in the background, some random lo-fi playlist, and it kind of turned into this trashy romantic scene with porn pacing.

You click those arrows and the whole tone shifts. It’s like flipping through sex positions in your head, except here they’re already drawn and you just pick what fits your mood. Sometimes I stayed on the laziest one, just watching her tits bounce and her mouth open with that soft little sound effect that’s almost too quiet. Other times I kept changing angles every few seconds until it felt like a jump cut porn edit. The weird thing is, there’s not a lot going on, but my attention stayed locked because the animations loop so cleanly you kind of fall into them. Or maybe I’m just easily hypnotized by a good pov fuck with a princess under me. At one point I was half distracted, checking Telegram on my phone, and then I looked back at the screen and her face had that messy, used look and I just stopped everything. That finishing scene, when you finally decide to let go on her, hits harder than it should for something so short. The cum streaks across her skin in a way that is both slightly off in physics and still incredibly satisfying. It’s like when you order cheap takeout and it secretly tastes better than the fancy restaurant. I wish the sounds had more weight, like a deeper moan here or there, and the background feels too still if you stare too long, but then Halina looks up and suddenly all that shit doesn’t matter for a while.

Jessica Albert here is not the brave sorceress you remember from Dragon Quest. She is stripped of all that armor, locked in this tiny BDSM room, and everything is from your eyes only, like she is kneeling right in front of your screen. The game drops you straight into first person, no long intro, just this redheaded mage tied up, looking at you with that mix of “fuck me” and “please be gentle” that never really exists in real life. At least not without a lot of texting on LINE first. Here it is instant. You pick what happens to her and the girl reacts hard, sometimes too hard, sometimes not at all when you expect something, which is honestly funny and also a bit annoying.

What I like is how the game treats consent as a mechanic and not as some moral lecture. You have this menu of actions, all the nasty stuff like blindfolding her, forcing her to blow you, slipping something into her drink, snapping on toys she clearly is not sure about, and it is tempting to just spam the worst options. The game actually punishes you for that. Push too far when she is still scared and bam, black screen, “game over”, you fucked it up. Start again. The first time I tried to drug her right away, she froze up, the mood died, and I was staring at my own reflection in the screen thinking “yeah, that tracks.” Next run I played slower, teasing, using small touches, making her suck me only after I softened her with lighter stuff. Suddenly she is moaning like a hentai audio track on full volume. It is messed up and also strangely realistic: you learn to read her face like a puzzle, not like a porn thumbnail.

The BDSM is very Japanese style, theatrical, a bit silly and also intense. Jessica tied to a chair, you hovering over her, sliding a toy inside her while she tries to keep her cool like a mage who pretends she is above all this, but her nipples are betraying her. I wish the creators gave her more dialogue instead of repeating the same few lines, that repetition starts to poke my brain like a bad Spotify ad that just will not stop. On the other hand the silence makes her little gasps hit harder, so maybe I do not even know what I want. Sometimes the game feels rough and cheap, some transitions just cut like an old meme edit, and yet I kept opening it again between emails and Discord pings, chasing that perfect run where I never trigger a shutdown and Jessica melts slowly under each new toy. It is not romantic at all and somehow it still teaches you that if you rush a girl, even a fantasy redhead with huge tits and a magic staff, the whole thing crashes. Also, the button for hiding her eyes is in a really stupid place on the UI and it annoys me every single time I missclick it and ruin the rhythm, but whatever, I still blindfold her anyway.

Samus is already a power fantasy in the normal games, but here it feels like someone took all that “galaxy’s strongest bounty hunter” stuff and just decided she’s your personal toy instead. No intro, no long story, you drop in and it’s just her in that suit, all curves and attitude, and the camera glued right behind your eyes so it actually feels like you’re the one crowding her into the corner. It’s that kind of cheap, browser style thing you open in a side tab after doomscrolling on Twitter and muting some drama, but it hits harder than it should. You get that small Metroid nostalgia kick when you recognise the armor shapes, then two clicks later you’re yanking it off, piece by piece, until she’s just this naked, tanned blonde with big soft tits that bounce every time you change pace. No weird filters, no 30-minute intro about alien politics. Just click, strip, grab, fuck.

The POV stuff is the whole point here. That first moment when you drag the cursor down and her body follows, like you’re forcing her to kneel, is kinda fucked up but also hot as hell. You switch from playing with her boobs to lining your cock up and there’s barely any pause, she keeps making these little gasps that stack up, so after a bit the rhythm feels natural. Pussy, tits, then back again. Half the time I forgot there were buttons, I was just poking around the screen to see what reacts. You push in and the view tightens, you pull out and her belly flexes, then if you keep hammering like an idiot she suddenly clamps around you and the game shoves you straight into a creampie finish, thick white mess dripping out of her while she’s still moaning like she’s stuck between “don’t stop” and “I can’t anymore.” It’s rough, a bit trashy, zero romance. Honestly the sound mix is kinda scuffed and the loop on her voice can get annoying if you last too long, makes you reach for the volume slider on Spotify instead of the game, and the background is just some lazy sci fi room that might as well be a Discord call backdrop. But when she’s naked on her back, legs spread, blonde hair all over the floor and you slam that last thrust to fill her up, watching your cum leak out of the galaxy’s famous heroine while she stares at you like you just broke her, it hits that specific brain spot that porn sites and generic hentai edits never really get right.