It’s weird how this game feels both filthy and kinda wholesome at the same time. Like, you’re just a farmer, right? Doing your chores, minding your crops, and suddenly there’s this pig-girl princess showing up in your barn acting like she owns the place. She’s spoiled as hell but somehow adorable, rolling her eyes while asking you to “show her how humans do it.” The writing doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - one second you’re talking about feeding pigs, next thing you’re milking something that definitely isn’t a cow. The transitions are janky in a funny way, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t care if it made sense. Honestly, I respect that kind of chaos.

The humor hits that perfect spot between dumb and clever. There’s a scene where the royal advisor tries to lecture you about “proper conduct with livestock” while you’re literally hiding behind hay bales with the princess moaning your name. It’s stupidly hot and stupidly funny. And the futa twist? Didn’t see that coming (pun totally intended). The first time it happens, you just stare for a second like - wait, did that just grow? But it works because the tone never shifts into serious mode; it stays playful, teasing, constantly flirting with absurdity. There’s even a lactation gag that somehow turns into a group scene, and by then you’ve stopped questioning logic entirely. You just go with it.

I kinda wish the farmer had more dialogue options though; sometimes he just grunts or blushes when you want him to say something dirtier. But maybe that’s part of the charm - you project your own filth onto him. The art style’s got that soft, round look that makes everything feel warm even when it’s absolute debauchery. And yeah, I laughed out loud when the princess called herself “royal pork” mid-handjob. Who writes that? Whoever they are, they get it. It’s horny, messy, self-aware, and doesn’t apologize for any of it.

There’s something about *Queen’s Secret Oath* that feels like sneaking backstage after the velvet curtain drops - still hot from the lights, still smelling of sweat and perfume. The story’s supposed to be about power and truth, but honestly, half the time I forgot what I was even doing because Selena’s voice acting kept making me lose focus. It’s not even that her lines are that good - sometimes she sounds like she’s reading a grocery list - but then she moans mid-sentence and, yeah, suddenly I’m paying attention again. The “truth-sensing” mechanic? Feels more like flirting with a lie detector that’s had too much wine. You press a button, someone trembles, a secret spills, and then the camera lingers *way* too long on skin that looks like it’s been polished with candlelight. I kept thinking, “why is her crown still on?” but then forgot the question because things got messy in the throne room, and I mean *messy.*

There’s this part where you’re supposed to interrogate a noblewoman, but the game just… lets the scene melt into something else. Like, one second she’s denying treason, next she’s on her knees, whispering that she’ll serve the new queen any way she’s told. It’s both ridiculous and kind of perfect. The pacing’s weird - like a feast where the dessert shows up before the soup - but I didn’t hate it. The music hums low, like it knows what’s happening but doesn’t want to interrupt. Sometimes the animations glitch and someone’s hand slides through a thigh like it’s air, and I actually laughed out loud. Then, two minutes later, it’s hot again. I can’t explain it. Maybe that’s the charm? Or maybe I was just too far gone to care.

Anyway, the whole “royal intrigue” thing? Barely matters. It’s really a slow undressing of control - Selena’s, yours, everyone’s. You think you’re playing a political fantasy, but it’s more like being seduced by a lie told in silk. I swear, this game doesn’t even try to be subtle. It just looks you straight in the eyes and says, “you want this,” and the worst part is, yeah, I did.

This one really feels like something I shouldn’t be playing on the office PC, which is exactly why I keep alt‑tabbing to Excel whenever someone walks past and then jumping back in whenever Outlook freezes. You start as this classic “hero on a quest” guy, sent by the king to rescue the princess from a terrifying dragon, you’ve seen this in a hundred JRPGs, right? Except here the “terrifying dragon” opens the door looking like someone glued dragon parts on a hentai pin‑up model: big, soft tits that bounce a bit too much, cute face, horns, tail, scales, the whole mix of monster girl and royal bedroom fantasy. I thought it would be just quick porn, click next, jerk, done, but the game actually makes you talk to her. Not just “yes/no” stuff, but whole scenes where you’re flirting, fucking up your words, or lowkey threatening her while staring at her chest. And she teases you back in this “I could eat you or ride you, not sure yet” way that hits weirdly hard.

The fun part is how it slowly flips the whole “rescue the princess” thing into “why am I even rescuing her, this dragon girl is way more fun”. You start off all serious with sword and armor, standing there like some budget Witcher, and ten minutes later you’re sitting in her cave while she leans in close, boobs basically pressed on your arm, asking why you think she’s a monster. There is a scene where you wake up in her lair after getting your ass kicked and she’s bending over you to check your wounds, and the camera just stays dumped on her cleavage for a few lines too long. It’s not subtle. Then you get to choose if you pull back like a good little knight or let your hand “accidentally” slide over her scales and down the curve of her tit. I tried the shy route first, then immediately reloaded and went full horny idiot, obviously. Some of the options feel like they’re written by someone who knows exactly what guys click when they’re hiding the browser behind a fake “VPN settings” window.

The princess side is trickier. She’s not just some helpless hostage; she has this curse thing going on, so the dragon girl is actually trying to help her, and you’re the clueless one with a sword getting in the way. There’s this three‑way tension where the princess is supposed to be your classic pure goal, but every time she shows up, the dragon’s body language changes. One moment she’s all smug and horny with you, the next she’s protective and almost jealous, like “yeah I’m helping her, but you’re mine”. It hits that furry/fantasy brainrot spot where you’re like “am I seriously getting turned on by a scene where a dragon girl curls her tail around my leg while arguing about ethics with a cursed royal”. And sometimes the dialogue gets kind of goofy, like they’re trying too hard to be emotional, then suddenly there’s a line about how her scales are sensitive around her hips and you forget you were annoyed. Wish there were more really filthy CGs when things finally go all the way, some of the sex scenes end right when you’re most into it and you’re like “that’s it?” but then she calls you “my brave little human” with that smug look and I forgive everything for no reason. I was supposed to be finishing a report in Google Sheets, and instead I’m choosing whether to pound a dragon girl on a treasure pile or gently cuddle her while a cursed princess pretends she’s not staring. This is absolutely not what the king had in mind and honestly that’s his problem, not mine.

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