It’s strange how this one tries to pretend it’s a parody while actually getting way too sincere halfway through. You start thinking it’s just cheap fanservice - Mavis smirking in that hotel corridor, Katara leaning against the pool edge - but then, out of nowhere, the dialogues start sounding like somebody’s diary. My English isn’t perfect, but even I can tell when a line hits too real. The Ren’Py interface is fine, though I got stuck trying to adjust the text speed; the button hides behind a translucent menu that looks nice but messes with screen readers. I use NVDA sometimes, and it freaked out completely during the Starfire route. Accessibility zero points there, sorry. But then again, when you’re watching Raven blush and mutter something filthy under her breath, you kind of don’t care about menus anymore.

At first, I thought the 3D models looked stiff; then I noticed how the camera lingers - not on obvious parts, but the small gestures, fingers twitching, eyes half-closed, that moment before someone decides “yeah, I want this.” It’s erotic, yes, but also messy, human. And yet, sometimes, it feels like the devs wanted to prove they could make emotional porn, only to end up making emotional confusion. Kim Possible calling you “hero” right after a scene that’s absolutely not heroic? Weirdly funny. Like the game knows it’s broken and leans into it. I swear one of the background tracks loops a single moan for ten minutes - thought my browser crashed. Didn’t. Just art, apparently.

Also, can we talk about Gwen’s route? She keeps referencing tech stuff that doesn’t exist, like “I’ll hack your desire protocol,” which sounds dumb until she actually pulls off an in-game stat change mid-dialogue. That moment made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was doing. Maybe that’s the point. It’s clumsy, horny, self-aware, and frustrating all at once. There’s no polish, but there’s personality dripping from every busted transition. I hate it. I think I love it. I don’t even know anymore.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much during what’s basically a porn game about rebuilding civilization with your dick, but here we are. “Dickcare” doesn’t even pretend to have subtlety, which somehow makes it better. It’s like the dev looked at every crossover hentai fantasy - Velma squinting behind foggy glasses, Raven pretending she’s not into it, Tatsumaki rolling her eyes while secretly moaning - and said, yeah, let’s just throw them all in one ruined world and call it salvation. The writing’s half self-aware and half deranged sincerity; the voice lines swing between awkwardly horny and genuinely funny. There’s one scene with Frankie in a busted gym locker room that made me pause, not because it was hot (though it is), but because she calls you “hero” in this weird soft tone right before things get messy. It stays in your head longer than expected.

What’s wild is how much *sound* adds to everything. You can tell someone cared about the way a zipper slides down or the slap echoing off concrete walls. The sandbox part? Looser than it sounds. You wander, talk, get distracted by some zombie side plot that doesn’t matter, and suddenly Velma’s stuck halfway through a ventilation shaft. It’s ridiculous, yeah, but also... kind of perfect. There’s no grind, no fake moral choice. Just dirty, absurd freedom. Though, I swear one moaning loop cuts off too early - it’s such a small glitch but now I obsess over it. Maybe that’s the point: perfection would ruin the charm.

It’s funny how a game full of cum jokes and cartoon parodies ends up feeling more alive than most serious stuff. Maybe because it doesn’t care if you take it seriously. One minute you’re saving humanity, next you’re wiping something off Raven’s cape while she pretends not to blush. If there were awards for “Most Unnecessarily Emotional Cum Scene,” this one wins without competition.

Whole thing feels like some horny comic nerd’s fever dream that accidentally turned into a game and nobody stopped them. You’re the only guy left in this mashed up DC / Marvel world, and instead of going full tragic, the story just leans into “ok, who do you want to fuck first?” with a straight face. It’s not pretending to be deep. One minute you’re talking to Raven while she’s being all moody and low-key horny in the background, next you’re suddenly dealing with She-Hulk crowding the screen with her muscles and tits like she’s gonna break both your ribs and your dick. The writing flips from kinda funny to kind of cringe in like two lines, but somehow that fits a setting where Wonder Woman and Black Widow can show up in the same hallway and nobody questions reality. They just question how hard you’re staring at their ass.

What I actually like is how the game remembers small stuff you say, like when you try to flirt with Maria Hill with some half-ass line, she gives you that “are you serious” vibe, and it comes back later when she grudgingly lets you touch her anyway. Same with Poison Ivy: if you play nice, she’s almost tender, but if you’re an asshole, she treats you like a walking dildo she’s tired of but still using. The sex scenes change a bit depending on how you handled them before, not crazy branching, but enough that blowing off Emma Frost to go chase Teen Titans girls like Raven or Starfire-lite types doesn’t feel totally ignored. Oral scenes are actually described with some care, like the dev really enjoys writing about tongues and spit, but then they kind of rush some of the vaginal stuff like “ok, you fuck her, you cum, next”. Power Girl’s scenes hit that “huge tits, big ass, act annoyed but secretly loving it” thing hard, then it cuts to something more romantic with Jean Grey trying to act responsible while literally grinding on you. There’s romance tags and they do kind of try, especially with characters like Ms. Marvel and Captain Marvel, where you can be less of a fuckboy, but it still always circles back to you shoving something in someone. Also the UI is a little clunky in spots and I swear a choice skipped for me once in a conversation with Psylocke and I will never know what that line was and it annoys me way more than it should. Anyway, if seeing Harley Quinn suck you off after you tease her about being “the less hot clown” compared to some random meme version of her sounds like your thing, yeah, that energy is here. And then the game turns around and gives you a quiet, slow scene with Raven where she just holds your hand before riding you in a dark room like you’re both pretending feelings don’t exist. It’s messy, horny, awkward, and weirdly honest about what it is.

Raven in this one feels like someone caught between horny nightmare and weird cosmic joke. It is supposed to be just an intro, but it already feels like the kind of porn flashback you remember in shower and think, yeah ok, that was a bit fucked up but I liked it. The thing starts almost too calm, like some lazy fan cartoon, and then suddenly you are looking at her with that classic bored face while shit goes sideways and tentacles start acting like they paid rent for her body. I was on Discord at same time and literally paused Spotify because my brain wanted full attention on her eyes when she realizes, oh, this is not regular bad day in Titans Tower, this is full on “I am about to be used like a flesh toy by something that does not even know my name”.

What I like most is how it plays with her usual cold attitude. She is trying to keep that deadpan mood, like she always does in the show, but every time some new slimy thing wraps around her, the calm cracks a bit more. Her mouth opens, she gasps, there is that mix of fear and arousal that feels too honest for a jokey parody. One tentacle is already enough, but here they act like some fucked up committee, each one has a task, one pinning her legs, another forcing her robe open, another rubbing places like it is checking her stats. I kept noticing her lips shining with spit after she gags on it, and the animators linger just enough on the strings of drool that hang when it pulls out from her mouth. I hated that, but I watched it twice. The cum on her face at the end looks thicker than it should. Or thinner. I changed my mind while watching. It shoots in messy bursts, splashing over her cheeks and eyelids like it is trying to repaint her whole expression. Facial is not really my main thing, but watching this shy goth sorceress get glazed by a monster that does not care about her feelings hits different than some generic amateur clip on Pornhub where the guy keeps missing the nose.

The “story” is barely there, but it actually works better like that. You just get a small taste of how it starts, a hint of corruption, like this is the first time she is taken by something that treats her magic as just another hole. One second she is in control, the next there is this thick limb forcing her legs apart, sliding between them, and you see her mask slip when it finally pushes in. They do not even pretend it is romantic, it is pure overpower, her body bending to the rhythm of a creature that does not talk, only thrusts. The camera angles feel like a horny fan with too much free time picked them. Sometimes it zooms too much on the tentacle texture and I wanted more focus on her eyes, the way they roll up when the thing pulses inside her. But then it cuts back and you catch that moment when her usual purple calm switches into full blush and sweat, and suddenly the earlier complaint just vanishes from brain. There is one shot, near the end, where she is already covered in cum and you can see a drip running slowly down to her mouth, and she looks tired, used, but not broken. That tiny detail sold the whole scene for me more than the actual money shot. I wish it was longer, but I also kind of like that it just hits you, fucks her hard, paints her face, and leaves you hanging like a half-finished jerk. Which, yeah, is annoying. I am still not over how weird her left eyebrow looks in one frame though.