Offcuts feels like that moment when you come back to your old town, think everything will be quiet, and suddenly your dick is running the whole schedule. You play this guy who returns home after a few years away, and instead of boring nostalgia you get thrown into a mix of horny reunions and way-too-young-looking uniforms that definitely weren’t cut to school regulations. The whole thing plays like a visual novel you’d sneak on your phone at work, pretending you’re checking Slack or Outlook while actually tapping through a blowjob scene behind a spreadsheet. There is this weird comfort in it: old streets, familiar places, and then your ex-classmate in a tight school uniform bending over a desk in the same classroom you probably failed math in. It hits that “home, but dirty” feeling, where every hallway and locker looks normal until somebody’s on their knees and the camera gets real close.

What sells it for me is how the story flips between romance and straight-up filth without asking permission. One moment you’re having a quiet talk on a bench with a girl you used to know, helping her deal with her own drama, and five minutes later she is swallowing your cock in the back of the gym like it is the most natural conversation option. The game lets you poke at relationships: some scenes feel soft and romantic, like “I actually like you,” and some are "face pressed to the blackboard while you push into her ass and she tries not to moan too loud because class is next door." The anal stuff is not an optional side garnish either, it shows up in places that feel almost too casual. There is this one scene where you are supposed to be helping with school festival prep and it somehow turns into anal on a pile of decorations and I still don’t understand how the route logic got there, but I was not complaining. Well, I did complain about the text box being a bit too small on Chrome Mobile and I kept misclicking the skip button, and now I will stay annoyed about that forever, apparently. The 3D-style visuals give bodies a lot of weight and curve, especially in those bent-over angles, and uniforms stretch in that delicious “this is absolutely against dress code” way. Sometimes the romance goes a bit cheesy and sometimes the dialogue feels like the writer opened Twitter and got distracted, yet that also makes it feel more like a messy real guy stumbling through old crushes, jealous punks who might break his legs, and classmates who look innocent until they close the door behind you and drop to their knees. It is not subtle, it is not trying to be art, but when you are on Android in incognito tab on Chrome, tapping through a girl in a school skirt sucking you off in the old music room while you pretend to check WhatsApp, subtle is not what you came for anyway.

Game feels like that weird school rumor that somehow became a VN and then took a horny detour. You play as Andrade, the nerdy programming guy that everyone treats like wallpaper. That part actually hit me a bit, because I was also that quiet kid with way too many hours in Visual Studio and not enough social skills. They really lean into the whole “no girl wants to touch you” vibe at the start, like the world is split into normal people and you. Then this new girl shows up in class and suddenly the atmosphere goes heavy. Not subtle at all. She walks into the room, the camera basically licks her body from shoes to boobs, and every dude in the classroom turns into a dog. She has that mix of cute and just slightly wrong, like her eyes feel too sharp, her smile lasts one second too long, her tongue animation is just a bit too eager. And the game keeps poking you with little hints that she’s not exactly human, while Andrade tries to “investigate” with about as much self control as a horny goldfish.

What I actually liked is how the tension in the scenes is more about “I should not be here” than “wow big tits”. There is this one moment in the empty classroom, after school, lights kinda orange, and she corners you near the teacher’s desk. No background music, just her voice and some soft breathing. She leans in, asks why you keep staring like a scared rabbit, then jokes about how fragile human necks look. That line made me stop a bit. Then her hand slides down your chest, fingers hook in your pants, and it shifts from creepy to insanely hot in two clicks. The way they animated her mouth when she goes down on you is actually dirty in a good way, wet sounds and slow head movement, but her eyes stay locked on you the whole time. That eye contact while she’s sucking you off is both romantic and terrifying. I was kinda hoping for a fade out and then some cute aftermath cuddling, but the game just keeps going into more explicit shots like it’s scared to be soft for longer than five seconds. Also, side note: her breathing audio sometimes loops weird and it drove me nuts for no reason. Never fixed itself.

The monster girl angle sneaks in slowly, and then suddenly she’s talking about your “smell” like you’re food, and you still somehow think you’re on a normal date. There’s a locker room scene where she “helps” you hide from bullies, pulls you into the dark corner, presses you against the metal, and decides the best way to keep you quiet is to kneel and swallow your dick. Totally normal plan. I loved that she teases you like a girlfriend, calling you cute, brushing your hair away, then a second later her nails look a bit too long and the lighting makes her skin look almost scaled. I swear at one point she licks your cheek and you can see just a bit of something not human on her tongue, and the camera pretends we didn’t. The whole thing plays like a twisted romance route where the dev was horny first and remembered the plot halfway through. It pretends to be about secrets and mystery but honestly it’s about letting a dangerous girl wrap her lips around you in different parts of the school and pretending that’s totally fine. And I still took every “pure” choice and somehow ended up with her mouth full anyway. So yeah, if you ever wanted to feel like the bullied nerd who accidentally caught the attention of a hot monster classmate that might eat you after sucking you dry, this hits that fantasy a bit too well.

You come back from this secret magic unit thinking you’ve seen some weird shit already, then Stormside Academy just looks at you and says “hold my beer”. On the surface it’s exactly what it pretends to be: big fancy international school, uniforms that pretend to be modest, teachers who talk about “standards” while their eyes go straight to the girls’ thighs. Underneath that, there’s this whole twisted system where every girl is basically one bad grade away from being bent over a desk, and everyone acts like it’s just part of the handbook. The thing that caught me is how normal it feels for the characters. They talk about oral exams and you have to pause a second because you know they mean both kinds. Nobody’s shocked for long. They’re nervous, turned on, scared, proud, all at once. It actually feels like a place with rules, not just “click here to fuck her”. Even when you’re literally timing a spanking so it lines up with her breathing, it fits the school logic in a fucked up way.

You end up taking the role of the Magistrate, which sounds super formal, then two minutes later you’re telling a shy honor student to strip in front of the class and describing it like “corrective public instruction”. The power fantasy is not subtle at all. You say it’s about whether you protect them or use them, but the game is happiest when you’re right in the middle, pretending you’re doing this for their benefit while your cock is in their mouth. Some scenes are surprisingly sweet. I didn’t expect to care when Riley shakes and tries to keep eye contact while you slide a toy inside her to “help with focus training”, but the voice in her head, the way she bites her lip, it sells it. Then two clicks later you’re making Cassie hold a humiliating pose in the hallway so everyone can see her tits bounce each time you slap her ass. It gets even nastier when you mix in those magic talents. One girl’s power flares up when she orgasms, so you’re literally edging her as school safety procedure. Another can see ghosts, so now there’s a voyeur audience even when you’re technically “alone” with her, and the game just treats that as normal.

And yeah, I’m the weirdo who spends half the time listening. The sound work is messy in a way that actually feels good. Not Hollywood-quality stuff, but the wet noises during a titfuck have that sticky little pause that you only get when someone actually pressed skin against skin instead of using a generic loop. Some moans clip slightly when the girls ahegao hard and it weirdly fits, like they’re too loud for the mic. You get clear differences too: quiet shaky breaths when a girl is forced to masturbate in a locked classroom stall vs that sharp hitch in her throat when you suddenly switch to rougher, more dominant play and make her say she’s your slave. Oral scenes have this soft slur around the words that made me grin, because yeah, that’s how it sounds when someone’s trying to talk with a dick halfway down. There is one annoying thing where a certain toy buzz repeats too perfectly and once you notice it, you can’t unhear it, but the rest of the layering hides it most of the time. Lesbian punishment “sessions” have lighter, quicker breath patterns and more giggles, which makes it feel different from when you’re on top of them. And when you’re watching through a crack in the door, the sound is slightly muffled, like someone finally understood voyeurism isn’t just a camera angle. Really, the whole place feels alive just from the mix of footsteps in the corridor, distant cries from another “correction”, and the soft, shameful little whimpers in your own office when a girl tries not to make a sound and completely fails.

You start as Jon, 22, already a fuckup before the game even lets you move. On parole, broke, stuck in this cramped apartment that looks like it smells like old pizza and shame, with a mom that would probably cross the street to not see you and sisters who pretend you never existed. Then it just throws an alien at you. Not some big epic heroic shit, just this weird little creature dropping in like “hey, your life is trash, wanna hunt a brain parasite and maybe not die?” and suddenly you’ve got this thing buried in your skull and a 15 day time loop to play with. That loop is the real filth engine. You mess up, everyone hates you, or you fuck the wrong person at the wrong moment? Reset. You keep your info, they don’t. So day 4 you’re awkward, day 9 you are basically reading their mind, day 13 you are planning exact dialog to get into their pants and still hit story flags. It feels like Groundhog Day if Bill Murray only cared about pussy, parasites and trying to not go back to jail.

The whole school part hits different because you’re not a kid. You’re older, but the world still treats you like the same loser, and you slide into this campus vibe where everyone is either stressed, horny, corrupted by the parasite, or all three at once. Classes barely matter, what matters is who you sit next to and what you already know from last failed loops. That girl you barely got a smile from in one run? Next loop you know exactly what drama she has with her roommate, so suddenly you are the “understanding guy” and five minutes later you’re on her bed, watching her experimenting with another girl while you pretend it’s the most normal thing. Les scenes actually feel like they build from the drama, not just “girls kiss now because porn.” One time I triggered this event where two of them are arguing over some parasite-induced jealousy, and if you say just the right shitty manipulative line, it flips into a nasty makeout session that ends with you fucking one while the other rides her face. And if you say the wrong line, they just storm out and you’re left alone with your dick in your hand and the clock still ticking.

There is something very wrong in how good it feels to use the loop on your own family. Your mom starts as this cold wall of pure disappointment, and the first time you push her too far she just slaps you and throws you out. Reset. Next run, you are careful, a little kinder, a little more helpful, and the parasite stuff gives you excuses to “check on her.” That slow slide from angry MILF energy to her actually leaning on you is nasty in the best way. First cleavage peek when she bends over the table, then “accidental” touches, then she’s in the shower, door not fully closed, and you already know her routine from last loops so you time everything to walk in at the right second. When it finally crosses the line and she lets you fuck her, it’s not sudden. It’s this built-up wrong closeness that makes it feel extra dirty, especially when the game lets you go straight for anal on a later loop because now she “trusts” you more. It hits you like: yeah, I engineered this. Same with the sisters, each with their own attitude. One run you barely get a hug, another run you are double penetrating one of them with an alien toy in her ass while she whimpers “don’t tell mom” and it’s like, bro, the line is not just crossed, it’s vapor.

The sci-fi stuff is not just there for excuse, it mixes into the sex in pretty fun trashy ways. The device in your brain lets you lean into corruption, and some of the parasite events twist people’s personalities to the point where you can set up these crazy swinging scenes. One of my favorite runs, I dropped a hint here and there, nudged jealousy in the right direction, and ended up in this group thing with older women and younger girls in the same house, everyone infected in different stages, sharing you like a toy. There is this one scene where you are in the middle of a messy interracial threesome on a couch, the alien is chiming in your head with dry comments while you go from pussy to ass and back again, and it somehow feels normal inside the loop. You can stack vaginal, anal and oral like you’re doing a checklist, but it doesn’t feel like “achievement unlocked,” more like “I abused time travel to get this exact line-up of wet holes in one evening.” I did wish the simulator parts were deeper at some points, like, the money stuff starts strong and then just sort of exists, but then you’re balls-deep in some swinging scene and forget you were ever thinking about rent. The game keeps doing that. Annoy you a bit, then drop another diseased, looping, taboo fuckfest in your lap and your brain just goes, yeah ok, one more run.