You wake up in a world that should feel familiar if you ever played Life is Strange, but here everything is a bit more fucked up and a lot more horny. Same kind of rainy small town school vibe, lockers that smell like old sweat and perfume, drama in every corner of the hallway. Except this time you are not the shy artsy student hiding behind a camera. You are the new headmaster, the top of the food chain, sitting in an office where every knock on the door might be another problem to fix or another mouth to fill. The whole place is rotten with drugs, slutty behavior, teachers that should never be near teenagers, and the game basically looks at you and says: are you really going to “fix” this? Or you just want to ride the wave and enjoy every dirty opportunity. Spoiler: the second choice feels way more rewarding when the girl in front of you has big tits pressed against your desk and is begging you not to expel her.

From the first time you walk through the school, the female bodies are the real main character. Thick asses in too-tight skirts, MILF teachers that clearly know what they are doing when they lean over the board, students trying to stay innocent while their nipples poke through their uniform shirt. The game loves that POV angle where you sit in the chair, she stands between your legs, and her hand slowly works your cock under the table while you pretend to be talking about “attendance” or “grades”. There is a lot of soft corruption that turns into straight up sexual harassment if you push it. You keep catching girls with drugs, cheating, or breaking rules, and your first thought is not punishment with detention. It is, “what are you ready to do to keep this our little secret?” That blackmail hook is everywhere. A student caught with a bag of pills ends up on her knees. A shy girl sneaks into your office after class because she is afraid of getting expelled, and somehow that conversation ends with you gripping her big round ass, making her stroke you slowly while she tries not to cry and moan at the same time. The game does not pretend you are a good guy. It just smiles and hands you another choice.

What I liked is how it mixes parody with pure trash. You get those little references to Life is Strange moments, like the photography club or the troubled blue-haired type, but now instead of deep emotional bonding under the stormy sky you are more likely to have her sitting on your lap in the darkroom, grinding on your dick while you guide her hand in a slow messy handjob. The scenes are animated enough to feel alive, you actually see hips move and tits bounce when you fuck up their morals. Sometimes it goes from serious talk about “corruption in the academy” to your head buried between a milf teacher’s thighs in just a few lines of dialogue, and it feels wrong in that hot way where you think, ok, this is pure porn logic. You get caught staring at a teacher’s huge ass while she writes on the board, she notices, closes the classroom door, and suddenly you are pushed into her POV, watching her sit on your chair and spread her legs, telling you to come “inspect” her. There is this constant pressure of power: you sign papers with one hand, jerk off with the other while some girl kneels under your desk, hoping you do not ruin her life. It is dirty, a bit evil, sometimes funny, and it really leans into the fantasy that if you were dropped isekai style into a messed up school with total control, you would not fix shit. You would enjoy every wet mouth, every big ass, every chance to turn a scared student into your secret personal toy. And the game is absolutely fine with that.

Blueberry Academy feels like someone grabbed every filthy school fantasy from old fanfics, shook it around with modern pornbrain, then just went “yeah, that’s enough” and shipped it. You arrive as the new guy in this rich, creepy forest school that pretends to be elite and serious, but every hallway feels like it’s one wrong turn away from a sex dungeon. Which is fair, because a lot of it is literally sex dungeons. First time I walked into one of the “special practice rooms” and saw the hooks, benches, chains and a neat little row of plugs and vibrators lined up like they’re school supplies, I laughed out loud. It’s stupid, but in the best way. The game knows exactly what it is. You’ve got twins in uniform giving you that “oh, we’re so innocent, senpai” act, and three minutes later one of them is begging to be tied to the chair and have her skirt flipped while the other watches from the doorway, pretending to keep lookout and clearly getting off on it. The whole school is like this weird mix of formal rules and total sexual chaos. One scene you’re in a dull classroom, the next you’re fucking a girl against the window with half the dorms able to see her face pressed in the glass, and she’s moaning louder on purpose because she likes the attention.

I’m really into voices, so I was listening hard, and the audio is messy in a way I actually kind of enjoyed. Some moans are a bit too “porn actress reading lines” and then suddenly you get this low shaky breath in your ear that sounds way too real, like someone forgot the mic was still on. There was this anal scene with one of the twins in the showers where she tries to keep quiet, and the little broken whimper she lets out when you push just a bit more in? That one stayed with me way longer than anything else. Then another girl has this bratty tone while you use a vibrator on her under the desk, and her voice goes from cocky to needy so fast it almost feels like two different actresses. Maybe it is. No idea. I like that it isn’t clean. The timing on the lines sometimes doesn’t match the strokes, sometimes a gasp triggers half a second earlier, sometimes the panting loops weirdly, and instead of killing the mood it kind of fits the “secret porn project made by horny students after class” vibe. Some of the punishment scenes in the BDSM club room, with ropes digging into thighs and girls being told to hold their skirt up while you smack their ass, would honestly be perfect if they re-recorded like five lines and stopped using the same “ahh” three times in a row. But I still replayed those scenes, because when the girl starts begging to be shown off in the courtyard, collar on, you forget about the audio hiccups and just go with it. It’s trashy, messy, and sometimes awkward, and that actually makes the whole academy feel more real than half the polished porn games out there.

So there I was, expecting another generic isekai trash game, but this hell-school thing actually caught me off guard. The premise sounds stupid at first - truck-kun strikes again, right? But then you're stuck being principal of some twisted academy where anime waifus end up trapped. The she-devil who recruits you has this whole seductive manipulation thing going on, and honestly? Her voice acting isn't terrible for what looks like a budget production. You get thrown into this weird city managing all these girls from different series - Tsunade's there looking magnificent as always, Sakura's being her usual self, even got Makima which... damn, that woman's dangerous even in pixel form.

The sandbox elements let you wander around freely, but sometimes I got lost trying to figure out what triggers certain scenes. Mai Sakurajima shows up and suddenly I'm having Bunny Girl Senpai flashbacks to my younger days discovering ecchi anime. The groping mechanics feel clunky though - like they just slapped them in without much thought. Oral scenes are surprisingly well animated for such a rough-looking game, especially with Boa Hancock who knows exactly what she's doing. But then Hinata's scenes feel rushed compared to others? Makes no sense. The male domination stuff ranges from playful teasing to more intense moments, and you can choose how far to push things with each girl.

What really gets me is the moral choice system - help these trapped waifus escape or drag them deeper into corruption for your demonic boss. Some paths lead to genuine romance while others... well, let's just say Nobara Kugisaki has some very explicit punishment scenes if you go the darker route. The vaginal sex animations could use work but there's something raw about the whole experience that reminds me of those early flash games we used to play in secret. Zero Two's route especially had me making choices I probably shouldn't admit to. Not gonna lie, spent way too many hours trying to unlock everything with Nami.

This thing feels like some horny slice-of-life anime that accidentally grew a brain. You start as this guy who basically got reshuffled into a new "family" after shit went bad when he was younger, but nobody is actually related. That tiny detail changes the whole vibe. They act like family, they live like family, they fight over stupid stuff like family, but the game keeps poking at that soft spot of "ok, but what if I actually want to fuck them?" And it does not pretend you don’t. The school setting adds this weird double-life feeling: in the morning you’re in uniform, pretending to be normal, then you come back home and your world is full of big tits, tight shorts, and that one pair of yoga pants that should honestly be illegal.

What I liked is how the sandbox part lets you be a bit of a sneaky bastard. You’re not forced into one straight line. You wake up, you check your phone, maybe you jerk off to a photo you grabbed earlier, maybe you go to the bathroom and "accidentally" walk in on someone showering, maybe you go to school and sit in class trying not to pop a full tent because you remember what happened last night on the couch. It’s the little moments that really feel filthy. Like that time I was just clicking through rooms, half distracted, and walked in at the exact time one of the women was alone with a vibrator, legs spread, trying to stay quiet. The animation is short but it hits. Her ass is bouncing slightly, tits moving with her hands, and you have the choice to watch like a creep or interrupt. I picked watch, obviously. No regrets. Well, a few.

The game really loves big asses and huge boobs, like it’s almost a fetish museum sometimes. You’re in the kitchen, you bend down to open a drawer, camera just forgets the drawer and zooms mentally on her ass. In bed scenes, those tits are front and center, and vaginal sex is not some fade-to-black hint, you literally see everything. They like to show you the penetration, the wetness, the slow push in, then suddenly the pace goes crazy and she’s moaning into a pillow so nobody in the next room hears. Sometimes you get sex toys involved, and it actually fits the characters. One girl acts shy as hell, but then you find out she’s been hiding this pink dildo in a stupidly obvious place and using it every time the house is quiet. I got her to admit it in one of the routes and she asked me to "help" her because the toy wasn’t enough anymore. That scene in her room, her on all fours, toy in one hand, you behind her, fucking her while she tries to keep her voice low so the rest of the "family" doesn’t notice, is probably when the game finally clicked for me. It pretends to be wholesome, but everyone’s horny, lonely and pretending not to be, and the game just lets all that pressure leak out in the dirtiest way possible.