Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...

There’s something weird about how this one feels - the way it takes the whole Ben 10 universe and just throws shame out the window. You play as Albedo pretending to be Ben, which already sets the tone: lying, manipulating, and then somehow turning all that twisted energy into desire. The training part doesn’t even feel like “training,” not in the academic sense. It’s more like emotional blackmail mixed with light teasing until Gwen starts giving you that look that says she knows exactly what’s happening but pretends she doesn’t. Then there’s Charmcaster, who might actually be the only one having fun, because her lines feel improvised, almost too human - like she knows this is a parody and wants to out-parody it. The combat moments interrupt everything, yet somehow make it hotter? I don’t even know why. Turn-based fighting shouldn’t feel erotic, but the tension between attacks does something unusual when paired with the dialogue.

What threw me off was Julie - she arrives later than expected, acts innocent, then immediately flips the tone with these ridiculously detailed animations that linger longer than they should. There’s a sleep scene that made me pause for a bit, not out of guilt but because it’s so quiet, like the game itself is holding its breath. You can mess up interactions too, which I did on purpose the second time, just to see if Gwen would still act smug after losing trust points. She didn’t. She broke character completely, started being sweet. It was confusing and kind of perfect. Also, whoever wrote the Rook sequences either hates men in uniform or secretly loves them too much - it’s hard to tell.

I wish the sound effects weren’t so clean; they’re too precise, like digital slaps trying to mimic skin. Still, it’s absurdly addictive, the way every lewd moment doubles as a power fantasy. I kept switching between saving the world and ruining it because both options felt right. Maybe that’s the point, or maybe the devs just forgot to pick a tone. Doesn’t matter. I’ll keep opening it “just to test something.” Always end up back at the same scene anyway.

You roll into Dusuka City thinking it’s just another “smart dude goes to rich-kid academy” story, and then the game hits you with this weird mix of horny slice-of-life, lowkey superhero shit, and fucked up family tension that kinda sits in your head longer than it should. You’re the male MC, obviously, but he’s not the usual cardboard pornstar puppet, he actually feels like that guy who thinks he’s smooth because he watched too much porn, then freezes when a girl actually grabs his dick. The adoptive mom energy is heavy from the first scene, like she’s way too close, way too worried, and the camera knows exactly where her tits are at all times. She’s nervous, you’re confused, and that awkward vibe never fully goes away, even later when you’re deciding whether to grope her in the kitchen or pretend you’re a decent human. The incest tension is kind of the point, but it doesn’t jump straight to “ok we fuck now”, it teases the hell out of you first. She’ll sit too close on the couch, talk about “family” while her cleavage is trying to escape, and the game just lets you stew in it.

The academy itself is like a horny sandbox playground wrapped in a school setting, with everyone way too hot for a place that supposedly cares about education. You wander around, chase events, check your phone way too much like you’re on Instagram instead of a porn game, and slowly figure out that yeah, you’ve got powers. Not “save the world” stuff, more like “I can nudge minds and maybe get away with sliding my hand up a thigh in class” kind of powers. It’s scummy, and the game knows it, so it throws female domination at you as a counterweight. Some girls just do not give a shit about your abilities and will ride your face like you’re the one under their spell. There’s this scene with a senior chick with huge tits, where you think you’re going to control her, and she just flips it, sits on your lap, and uses your cock like a toy while telling you exactly how small you are without her. Handjob, titfuck, footjob, whatever, she cycles through it like she’s testing a feature list, and yeah, I still think about how her heel pressed on your chest while she jerked you off. Completely unnecessary, completely great.

The lesbian stuff sneaks in sideways, you’re not always the center. Two girls in a study room “helping each other relax” while you spy through a door, and you can decide if you intervene with your powers or just watch them eat each other out on the desk where midterms happen. The teasing is relentless: girls brushing against you in the hallway, random groping choices where you know you shouldn’t but you click anyway, big asses and big tits animated just enough that you think “ok, one more scene” then realize your dick’s already out. There’s a lot of dating sim flavor too, picking answers that either make the girl melt or make her step on your ego. I liked how sometimes you get rewarded for acting like a perv, and sometimes you get punished and dragged into this femdom moment where she pins you, strokes you painfully slow, and only lets you cum when she’s done using your mouth. The only thing that really pissed me off is how the phone app vibrates in-game with a tiny little icon that looks like a real notification, made me check my actual phone like an idiot every time. Never got used to it. Anyway, the game is messy, horny as hell, a bit mean, and kind of charming in that “I should not be enjoying this family situation, but here we are” way.

Your grandparents vanish off the face of the earth, everyone acts like they’re dead, and the whole town just kind of… moves on. Years later you roll back in, phone in your pocket, brain full of horny thoughts you really shouldn’t have while asking people about missing old folks. It starts quiet. A simple mobile-style interface, tapping around like you’re just checking Instagram, but each location you poke has a little secret. A window left half open. A shower running too long. A MILF neighbor “too friendly” who somehow knows way more about your grandparents than she should, but instead you’re watching her bend over, thinking with your dick and not your head. Classic.

It tries to be a mystery first, and somehow still rubs your face in sex every few minutes. You follow clues like a point and click, only instead of boring keys and doors, you catch a girl masturbating with a toy on her couch because you checked the wrong camera at the right time. Or the right camera at the wrong time, depends how moral you are, I guess. There’s this voyeur vibe everywhere: security feeds in weird places, people who “didn’t know the camera is on,” and you, the good little detective, totally not replaying the clip three times before interrogating her about where she was the night your grandparents disappeared. The game teases you constantly. Women strip to distract you mid-dialogue, big tits pushed in your face while you’re trying to remember who lied about the last time they saw grandma. You tell yourself you’re focused on the case, but the next scene is you balls deep, creampie, and then going “oh shit, what was I doing again.”

What really messed with me is that there are superpower bits thrown into this small-town detective story like it’s normal. Suddenly you’re reading micro-expressions, nudging minds, or freezing time long enough to enjoy an “accidental” upskirt that lasts way too long to be accidental. It’s half sci-fi, half horny soap opera. The pacing is kinda weird sometimes, you’ll be in a really tender romance moment with a shy girl finally taking off her clothes slow, proper teasing, then the next tap dumps you in some sandbox area where a dominant older woman drags you around by the balls and talks like she owns the whole town. And you let her. Of course you let her. There’s one scene where a so-called respectable “auntie” type corners you during an “investigation,” pushes you into a chair, rides you until you’re shaking, then tells you important story info while you’re still buried inside her. That mix of information and sex is absolutely stupid and also exactly what my brain wanted. Animation helps a lot, nothing crazy, but enough bounce and wetness that when a big ass grinds on you, it actually feels like something. The game jokes about itself too, throwing in weird humor about old people, porn logic, and how no one ever calls the police, like it knows exactly what kind of trash it is. And yeah, sometimes the dialogue hits like a bad meme from 2014, yet I kept tapping, waiting for the next time a “serious interview” turned into you on your back, MILF on top, mystery temporarily forgotten under her.