Eyvind is not your usual soft twink hero, he is a chunky wolf bastard with scars, attitude and a cock that gets him into trouble faster than his spear. The whole thing starts in this small tavern that looks harmless at first, like one of those generic quest hubs you ignore in other games, and then suddenly it is the most important horny place in your life. Guys come in covered in dust and blood, order a drink, talk about monsters outside the village, and five minutes later they are grinding on each other in the back room, cursing into each other's mouths. The game really leans into that feeling that everyone here is two bad decisions away from sucking someone off behind a barrel. It is very fantasy, but not “serious lore” fantasy, more like “this orc just beat you in a drinking game, now you are on your knees choking on him and neither of you complains.”

You move around that tavern a lot, chatting with rough mercs, mysterious mages, random horny travelers, and every chat can slide into sex if you push it a little. Or if you lose a bet. Or if you lose a fight. Actually losing is pretty hot here, which is kind of evil, because sometimes you realize you wanted to lose from the start. One time I picked a fight with this big lizard guy in the corner, just testing the combat, and the dumb wolf got wrecked in like four turns. Next screen, Eyvind is bent over the table, tail up, getting his ass pounded until you can practically feel his legs shaking, and the lizard keeps talking shit while he pumps him full, creampie dripping down those thick cheeks. And the game is not shy about showing that mess. Same with oral scenes, you get proper sloppy blowjobs, spit strings, tongues, the works. The art is simple but direct, like, it does not pretend to be safe for work, it just wants to make you stare and think “ok, I would absolutely let that bull barbarian use my throat too.”

Outside the tavern you get the adventure side, going into the woods, fighting monsters, doing quests that always somehow end with cock. You pick skills, choose moves in fights, manage your health, but in the back of your mind you know that losing that turn based battle might unlock another filthy scene with a horny beastman pinning Eyvind to the ground. Sometimes I was actually annoyed when I won, because then I only got gold instead of a hot scene with some big brute stuffing him full. And yeah, I know, that is not “correct” way to play, but come on. There is something very fun about watching a proud warrior slowly turn into the tavern’s favorite cum dump, acting tough during the day and then kneeling between the thighs of some muscle bear at night, licking him clean and asking for more. The only thing that pissed me off was this tiny detail with how the tavern counter is drawn, like the angle is weird and it made me crazy every time, but then a horny fox adventurer would drag Eyvind upstairs and I forgot about it. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a classic fantasy RPG with a furry porn comic, spilled some ale on the script, and said “yeah, that is enough, let them fuck.”

This one feels like somebody took a messy fantasy tabletop campaign, spilled porn all over the character sheets, and then just said, “yeah, that’s the game now.” You start by poking through a surprisingly flexible character creator, pick male or female, fiddle with little stats you only half understand, and suddenly you’re a half naked adventurer waking up in a world where every bush, inn, dungeon and swamp has at least a 50% chance to want to fuck you. It’s all text, but the writing actually sells it when you run into, say, a smug lizardman guard who starts out just frisking you for weapons and somehow ends up with his claws digging into your hips while he breeds you full of hot cum. Or you laugh at the idea of a “horny mushroom grove” and ten minutes later you’re bent over, dripping, getting filled in both holes by thick, slimy tentacles while your character is trying and failing to sound offended. The tone jumps around a lot. One moment it’s standard fantasy “go talk to the blacksmith,” next moment he is jerking you off behind his shop with those rough, calloused hands and threatening to spank you if you keep teasing him with your mouth and then pulling away before he finishes. It has that slightly awkward, horny teenager energy, but in a good way, like someone actually having fun instead of trying to write a sex novel.

Where it really got me was the combat and how it bleeds into the porn. It’s simple turn based stuff, you pick between regular attacks or different “tease” options, and at first you’re like, okay, hit the wolfgirl with a sword or wiggle my hips at her, sure. Then suddenly you’re in a fight where you keep flirting just to see what happens, her lust bar pops, and the whole thing flips into a scene where she pins you to a rock and you’re riding her cock while she bites your neck and snarls into your ear. Same thing when you lose. A random group of bandit monsters knocks you down, your HP hits zero, and instead of just “game over,” you’re on your knees with one of them in your mouth, others lining up behind you, balls slapping your ass as they take turns filling you with messy creampies. I had one run where my male hero got so used as a camp slut after losing a fight that every time I went back near that road, the text remembered it and the same guys grabbed him again, treating him like their personal cumdump. It’s fucked up and hot and a little funny because the narration will casually mention how the locals are starting to whisper about you, and NPCs change how they talk depending on how much of a whore you’ve been in that area. That’s probably my favorite bit, actually. I was doing “serious” quests with a pretty straight face, helping a town with some monster problem, then later that night I sneak behind the tavern, jerk off with a big furry bull guy who makes me swallow his load, and the next morning the barmaid suddenly has new lines about the smell on my breath. Tiny stuff like that makes the world feel weirdly alive even though it’s just text.

Not everything is comfortable though, and I kind of like that it doesn’t pretend to be. The game absolutely loves throwing all kinds of bodies at you. Furries, lizardmen, werewolves, tentacled things that don’t even try to be human looking. Sometimes you’re giving a slow, messy blowjob to a soft, shy foxboy, playing with his balls until he squirms and paints your tongue with cum. Other times it’s full on rough male domination, your character getting pinned down, spanked until their ass stings, then used for deep anal while they moan like a slut and can’t stop clenching around the cock inside. There are scenes where you get to be the one in control too, shoving someone’s face into your crotch, forcing them to lick you clean after you finish, or grabbing a monster girl by the horns while you pound her pussy until she squirts. Or going down on a smug witch in her tower as “payment” for a quest, your lips and chin wet while she sits on your face and rides your tongue, then lazily jerks you off with one hand until you shoot all over her thighs. The gay content hits hard, by the way. One quest dumped me into a group scene in a cave where a bunch of male creatures took turns on every hole I had, one holding my head, another slapping his cock against my cheek, more lining up behind. It was filthy and long and I honestly forgot what the original quest even was. What annoys me is that the inventory UI sometimes feels like it was made during a hangover, the log scrolls a bit weird on mobile Chrome, and there is this one line about a character’s eye color that changes between scenes and now I can’t unsee it. But then I’m back in another encounter, teasing some proud knight, and end up with his dick in my hand, stroking him slow while he groans and calls me names, then shoving him into my ass while the text goes into way too much detail about how it stretches. By the time I’m crafting potions just so I can stay awake longer for more nighttime encounters in the forest, I kind of stop caring if a sentence is clunky here and there. The world remembers that my hero is a cum-stuffed disgrace or a smug top, the monsters react, the towns gossip, and I keep finding new ways to get fucked, or to fuck everything that moves. It feels dirty in that “I’ll just open it in a private tab on my phone” way, which is exactly what I wanted.

This thing is messy in a way I kinda respect. You get tossed into this warped fantasy world where reality has given up, and apparently the local wildlife has tits, claws, and a very specific interest in human cock. The story talks in first person, so it feels like your horny inner monologue got kicked out of Earth and landed in a fever dream. One minute you’re getting smacked around in some turn based fight, the next minute you’ve got a monster girl pressed against a tree while you’re deciding if you want her whining from teasing, moaning around your dick, or riding you until she leaks cum everywhere. It flips from “oh no, danger” to “oh yes, fuck me harder” faster than my mood when Grindr crashes.

The whole thing is like running a very perverted HR department in hell. You manage your little crew, you juggle resources, you worry about who’s loyal, who’s useful in combat, and who’s just there because they let you grope them whenever you’re stressed. There’s romance, but it’s that fucked up sort, with girls who will absolutely let you creampie them behind a ruined shrine, then ask if you still like them when they’re pregnant with your half-cursed brat. Some scenes are soft and sweet, like slow oral where she’s shy and drooling, or gentle handjobs while she confesses feelings. Then five minutes later you’re shoving her face against a table, spanking her ass red while she tries to keep quiet and completely fails. The writing tries to be poetic sometimes, like it wants to win a prize, and then it goes straight into “her asshole clenched around me” without any shame at all. Honestly I love it. And also I rolled my eyes. Both things true.

Combat is that chill turn based style where you’re half reading the skills, half daydreaming about the next time some exhibitionist demoness gets pinned against a wall. Some fights actually matter and you’ll be min-maxing like a weirdo, other times you just mash buttons because you only care about seeing how much milk that busty priestess can spray when you pull her top down mid-dialogue. The game keeps throwing choices at you too: do you comfort her, or do you grab her tits; do you swear devotion, or fuck her raw in public while the shadows watch. Management and romance and adventure all tangled up in this slightly unhinged, emotional dude-brain that gets way too attached to monster girls he just met. I was reading on my phone in the bathroom, lost in some deep talk about devotion and despair, and two clicks later I had her swallowing my load and begging to carry my child. It should not work. It really should not. But here I am, remembering which route gave me anal, lactation, spanking, and a love confession in the same arc like it’s important info for my taxes.

You start as this cocky "hero", all armor, big sword and bigger ego, and then the game just throws you into a dungeon where every single enemy wants to fuck that confidence right out of you. Literally. First fight, I thought I was playing some normal turn based thing, picking attack, defend, whatever. Then the girl I was fighting just dropped her top mid battle, the combat log changed, and suddenly my hit chance went down because my dude was getting too horny to think straight. Yeah, that kind of game. You’re supposed to chase high score, but half the time you’re just fighting your own hard-on and trying not to let your sanity bar melt while a futa demon is grinding on your face and asking if you "really want to win, or if you want to moan". By the way, I clicked moan. Just for research.

What sells it is how it mixes this horny fantasy dungeon thing with real pornstar faces, like you’re fighting some succubus and recognize her from that one video you totally didn’t watch on xvideos last week. Some girls keep it playful, they tease, lick you, lots of oral stuff mid fight, just edging you while you try to squeeze in one more attack. Others go straight full dom on you, pin you, ride you raw, talk shit while draining your sanity every turn with anal or deepthroat or whatever they feel like. You see the icons, you know what’s coming, and still you waste your turn choosing "resist" like an idiot when you could just lean into being a sex toy. There is prostitution too, kind of funny, because you think you’re the mighty hero, then two bad runs later you’re broke and suddenly you’re the one selling your body at some shady tavern to get enough gold for better gear. Or maybe you just keep whoring because watching your "legend" slowly slide into being a well used cumdump is way too entertaining. I got stuck at one point with this overpowered futa knight who kept forcing my character to worship her cock every time I lost. I swear she showed up three runs in a row. That RNG is cursed. Or blessed. Depends how you like your fantasy.

And yeah, the combat is turn based, but the sex scenes sneak right into it instead of feeling like separate porn clips. You miss a hit, she laughs, grabs your hair, shoves your head between her legs. You defend too much, she calls you a coward, rides your face as a "punishment". There’s this one vampire chick that only attacks by draining you with slow, grinding vaginal sex, and at first it’s hot, then you realize your sanity is dripping away and you still have three floors left before the boss. It’s dumb, horny, sometimes cruel, and every loss turns into a long humiliation sequence where your hero gets broken in like a good little whore. The game keeps asking if you’ll become a legend or a slave, but honestly, after a few runs, you stop pretending. You pick the options that feel the dirtiest, you let them choke you, spit on you, fill every hole, and you watch the score climb while your dignity just vanishes somewhere between "tease" and "submit". I’m still annoyed the moan sound is like half a second too loud compared to the rest, by the way. No reason. Just pisses me off every single time it pops.