This Star Wars parody throws you into the director's chair while Ahsoka auditions for... let's call it a very different kind of role than what she's used to in the Clone Wars. The whole setup is beautifully absurd - here's this iconic Jedi getting put through her paces in increasingly compromising situations, and you're the one calling the shots. The animation quality actually surprised me, especially considering how many of these parody games look like they were made in someone's basement over a weekend. Ahsoka's character model moves fluidly through different positions and scenarios, though I kept getting distracted by how her montrals seemed to clip through certain furniture pieces during the more intense scenes.

What really makes this thing work is the branching system - different combinations of your choices lead to wildly different outcomes. One minute you're having her demonstrate some "lightsaber handling techniques" and the next she's bent over a casting couch getting thoroughly examined for her... acting abilities. The oral scenes are particularly well done, with solid attention to detail in the animations. Though honestly, the male domination aspects feel a bit heavy-handed at times, like the dev was trying too hard to hit every fetish checkbox. The interracial elements add some variety to the casting scenarios, but sometimes it feels more like demographic pandering than natural storytelling.

The sex toy integration is where things get really creative - there's this whole sequence where you can have her "audition" with various props that would definitely not be approved by the Jedi Council. The anal content ramps up gradually depending on your choices, which is actually pretty thoughtful design. My only real complaint is that the groping mechanics feel clunky - the hit detection is off and sometimes you're grabbing air while thinking you're copping a feel. Still, for a quick session when you want to see a beloved character in decidedly non-canonical situations, it delivers exactly what it promises.

Atlas trying to babysit a whole realm full of horny monsters and clueless humans is already funny, but here it actually works. You start as this ancient vampire prince, super old, super tired, and still somehow a total snack. He’s supposed to keep “peace” between realms, but it feels more like he’s just wandering around picking up girls who all secretly (or not so secretly) want his cock. The whole thing kicks off when he catches this strange scent in a bunch of humans and goes “ok what the fuck is that,” finds Leyala, and from there it snowballs into big fantasy drama plus constant sexual tension. The game treats sex less like reward and more like gravity: everything keeps falling into it sooner or later. One moment you’re trying to figure out what she’s hiding, next moment you’re watching her blush while she stares at your fangs and you just know she wants them on her neck and your dick everywhere else.

What I really like as a kawaii smut collector is how different the girls feel when they open up, not just personality, but how they fuck. One petite “innocent” virgin type will be shaking the first time she goes down on you, drool on her chin, eyes all wet, like she’s scared to wrap her lips around you but still pushes her tongue under the shaft. Then later you get a total milf with curves for days, who just grabs your cock with this bored queen energy and starts a slow handjob while talking about politics, like she’s multitasking masturbation and statecraft. There’s this scene where an exhibitionist elf basically dares you to take her on a balcony; she’s moaning while people walk under, and you’re pounding her from behind, her ass bouncing while she tries not to scream. I kept stopping the animation just to stare at the tiny details: the way her nipples jiggle, the flex in her thighs, the strings of cum when you go for a facial. The 3D style is not perfect, some faces look a bit plastic at some angles, but then you hit one of those animated creampie shots, semen leaking slowly out of a stretched pussy, and you kinda forget everything you wanted to complain about.

The harem side sneaks up on you. At first it’s just you and Leyala, that slow burn romance where you almost touch, almost kiss, and then the game suddenly throws you into a threesome with her and another girl who has no shame about licking your shaft right after it was inside someone else. Later, you’re tangled in this messy foursome where there are enough tits that you lose count. One girl is riding your face, another is grinding on your cock, a third is busy kissing and fingering the fourth, and you just hear wet noises everywhere, plus those cute little gasps when someone gets surprised by a finger in the ass. There’s anal, assjobs, titfucks, lesbian side-scenes where you basically turn into a viewer while the girls taste each other, and even this one interracial moment I didn’t expect: your pale vampire body pressed against this dark-skinned beauty, her legs wrapped around you while you push her against a wall, his dominance really intense there. The male domination vibe is strong but not brainless; sometimes you pin a girl by her wrists and fuck her hard, sometimes you cuddle after a messy vaginal creampie and she falls asleep with your cum still warm inside her. Oh, and handjobs are oddly frequent, like the dev has a personal thing for fingers and shafts. I wish there was slightly more pure masturbation focus, just a long scene of a girl rubbing herself thinking about you, but I doubt they’ll ever change that. Anyway, if your brain likes vampires and your lower parts like harems, oral, creampies, and animated filth, you’ll end up “checking one more scene” and suddenly your whole night is gone.

Two idiots, one cursed castle, and way too many horny monsters. That’s basically the vibe here. You follow Fumdux and Kirin, two guys who were supposed to just grab some boring plant for a potion job and go home, but instead they stumble into this old, rotten-looking fortress that somehow no one has ever noticed before. The path behind them literally vanishes, so they’re stuck inside, and from there it just gets weirder and dirtier. You wander the halls as this sarcastic male protagonist, poking around crumbling rooms, slime-filled dungeons, and quiet courtyards where the quiet is just waiting to jump you. One minute you’re checking a dusty bookshelf, next minute some half-feral beastman has you pinned against the wall, teeth against your throat, asking if you’re going to obey or scream. The game doesn’t pretend to be cute about it either. When it goes into domination stuff, it really leans in. Rough oral, deep anal, that whole “you’re mine now” thing, with the protagonist giving as good as he gets when he has the upper hand. There’s fur, claws, fangs, scales, all mixed with sweat and cum and a lot of dirty talk that actually feels like someone horny wrote it, not some sanitized script.

The castle itself works a bit like a sandbox maze. You don’t just walk a straight line and watch scenes. You poke into wings you probably shouldn’t, unlock doors you regret, bargain with creatures that smell blood on you and get more interested the more you struggle. One corridor has these statue-like monster girls, all stone tits and claws, and you’re thinking “ok, obvious trap”, but you still touch one of them because of course you do, and suddenly you’re on your knees, her stone tail locking around your throat while a voice in your ear is promising to “break in the human toy”. Another area is a dark forest inside the walls, with glowing mushrooms and eyes watching from the trees, and it turns into this slow, creepy chase that ends in a clearing where the hunter decides your ass makes a better trophy than your head. The horror angle never fully disappears, even when stuff is hot. There’s always that feeling you’re just meat in someone’s den, and half the fun is deciding whether you’re the one doing the dominating this time or whether you’re going to get bent over a broken altar and pounded until you forget why you came here in the first place. In between, you’re still trying to figure out how the hell to escape, but every time you get closer to a way out, the castle offers you another filthy distraction, like it knows exactly what kind of degenerate you are. By the time you finally see daylight again, assuming you even want to leave, you’ll have been used, stuffed, teased, and worshipped by monsters who treat you as pet, master, or both, depending on how you play it.

First day back in class, you’re already bored as hell, and the teacher’s voice sounds like background noise from a cheap YouTube video. Then your guy spots this sketchy little lamp tucked behind a broken locker, like it escaped from some dollar-store version of Aladdin. No tutorial popup, no dramatic cutscene, just this dumb-looking thing sitting there, begging to get rubbed. Of course he rubs it. Of course something answers. And of course the “genie” that crawls out is the kind of stacked, smug, impossible woman your search history has been screaming about for years. Big tits squeezed into clothes that clearly weren’t made to hold that much chaos, ass bouncing like it’s got its own physics engine, voice dripping straight into the horny part of your brain. Half the time I forgot there’s supposed to be “magic” because the game basically turns into “what if you could do whatever the hell you want with the hottest girls in school and nobody ever calls the cops.”

The fun part is how casual it all feels. One second you’re in class, watching some uptight honor-student try to pretend she doesn’t notice you staring at her chest, the next second the genie whispers in your ear and suddenly she’s on her knees under the desk, eyes glazed, lipstick smudged around your cock. There’s real voice acting, so every little gag, moan, breath hitch, that needy whimper when you push just a bit too deep, it all hits way harder than it should for a “mobile game you opened while waiting for the bus.” And yeah, you get everything. You go from soft teasing to your dick buried in a wet, trembling pussy, to bending some bratty girl over a school bench and just shoving it into her ass while she claws at the wood. The game leans hard into you being in total control. You choose what to do, how rough to go, where to finish, and the genie basically sits in your head like a horny devil, pushing you to take things further every time. It’s kind of ridiculous. It’s also hot as fuck. I kept telling myself “ok, just one more scene,” then stayed stuck replaying that moment where you hold a girl’s throat with one hand while she rides you, body shaking, begging you not to stop, voice cracking in that perfectly filthy way that sounds way too real for a game you can play with one hand on a phone screen.

Not everything is perfect, obviously. Some transitions are hilarious in the worst way, like you’re having this intense oral scene, her lips dripping, tongue working you over so good you almost feel guilty, and then suddenly it cuts to a different angle like someone pressed “next video” on Pornhub by accident. A few lines the genie says sound like they were written by a dude who learned dirty talk from memes, and there’s at least one moment where a girl goes from “who are you again?” to “please fuck my ass” so fast I literally had to pause and laugh. But somehow that janky vibe kind of fits. You’re not here for romance arcs. You’re here to slam your cock into big tits, big ass, tight holes, and listen to them melt around you while this smug magical bitch in your corner keeps fueling your power trip. The game feels like someone handed you a cheat code for school life: every girl is a potential toy, every hallway is a potential place to pin someone against the wall, yank up her skirt, and decide if you want her drooling around your dick or choking on it from behind when you push into her ass. It’s crude, messy, horny as hell, and plays way too well on a phone for something you can “accidentally” open in a public place. Which you absolutely will. At least once.