Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

This thing starts like some weird horny déjà vu for anyone who ever wasted half their life in Animal Crossing, except here the game finally admits what your brain was already doing. You’re not organizing cute little villages, you’re on a train with a thick-ass neko waifu who looks like she escaped from a fanart folder on someone’s second hard drive. Clover acts all bubbly and casual at first, like she’s just this friendly catgirl who wants to chat about the town and your new “life” and all that. But the way she leans in, the way her tits keep taking over the whole screen like they’re trying to sign a treaty with your face, you know exactly where this is going. And it doesn’t pretend otherwise for long.

The whole thing is basically one long, horny train ride where your choices decide just how badly you want to ruin that cute persona of hers. You pick simple dialogue options, nothing pretentious, and every tiny decision shifts her vibe from shy waifu energy to “ok, rail me behind this seat and don’t stop.” It’s funny, because the game tries to act wholesome for like two minutes. She mentions normal stuff, maybe talks about moving, little small talk. Then one answer from you and suddenly her tail’s twitching, she’s blushing, her boobs are pushed together so tight you could probably park a Switch between them. I was playing on Chrome with Discord open in the background and I actually tabbed away once because it felt too damn intimate for a browser window. And I liked it. And I also kinda hated that I liked it that much.

When the sex scenes kick in, they don’t mess around. It’s not some artsy fade to black, it’s Clover bent over in that tiny train seat, big ass up, ears twitching while she tries to keep her voice down and absolutely fails. Doggystyle in public transport should honestly be its own genre. She goes from teasing to downright filthy pretty fast, calling you out, begging for it, moaning like she forgot there are other passengers “somewhere” on this imaginary train. The rougher you push it, the more she melts, and there’s this nice twisted contrast where she still has that cute village-game style charm but she’s getting pounded like hentai main course. I really loved how reactive she feels, and at the same time I kinda wished there were more girls, more locations, more scenes. But also, if they add more I’ll complain I liked it better when it was just me and this one clingy catgirl ruining public transport forever. That’s the worst part actually: after you’re done, normal Animal Crossing feels weirdly naked and boring, and now every time I see a cheerful NPC on a train in any game, part of my brain expects them to climb into my lap and pretend it’s still “just talking.”

There’s something weirdly hypnotic about this one. Maybe it’s the way the story pretends to care about training or discipline, but every scene just turns into a slow slide into something filthier than the last. The girls act like they’re trying to impress you, but half the time it feels like they’re daring you to lose control. Hinata’s quiet voice hits harder than it should, like she’s whispering something she’s not supposed to say. And Ino - god, she’s written like she knows she’s in a parody and is just rolling with it. I kept expecting the game to break the fourth wall, but it never does, it just stares back at you like, “Yeah, you’re still here, huh?”

The mobile version runs smoother than I thought, though the sound loops are a bit off - someone really needs to fix that moan that cuts mid-breath, it’s driving me nuts. Not in the good way. The scenes with Tsunade are ridiculous, like they were designed by someone who’s never seen gravity in action, but that’s kind of the charm. There’s a moment with Mei that almost feels tender, until the dialogue reminds you this is a slave trainer fantasy and tenderness doesn’t belong here. I liked that contradiction, actually. It’s filthy and fake and still manages to hit something real for a second before yanking it away.

I wish they’d done more with the Scooby-Doo crossover joke; it shows up once, then disappears like it was embarrassed to be there. Also, why does every character blink at different speeds? It’s unsettling. But when the camera lingers on Sarada’s smirk, you forget everything else. The writing slips between awkward and accidentally poetic, like a drunk confession. And even though I’d never admit it out loud, I caught myself replaying the Hinata route just to hear her break that one line again - it’s wrong, and it’s perfect.

Your dull, monotonous existence flips upside down once these stunning women appear. They don’t just acknowledge you and grant you unimaginable powers. Now, with these godlike gifts in your hands, you’re no longer just an average soul wandering through life.

Suddenly, the fate of countless worlds rests on your shoulders. You can choose to become their savior. Each world is filled with its own secrets, dangers, and beauties - and you’ll have to navigate all of it. But there’s another path too, a darker temptation: to twist these powers for your own desires. The lines between good and evil blur when desire and power collide, and you’ll find yourself struggling with which side to take.

This game lets you dive straight into that chaotic flux of power, seduction, and fate. Your choices will shape entire universes. Do you want to be the shining light they pray for, or the dark shadow they fear? Every action has consequences, and every encounter could change everything. The women who granted you these powers aren’t just passive figures - they’re equally dangerous and enticing, standing at the crossroads of temptation and salvation.

Feel the rush as you wield incredible magic, fight against or alongside gorgeous protectors, and carve your legend across dimensions. Whether you strike down enemies with ruthless efficiency or seduce allies into submission, the control is in your hands. The line between conqueror and hero blurs quickly in this seductive and brutal adventure. Will you dominate with raw force, or charm your way through conflict? The power is intoxicating, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Dive headfirst into a world where mythology meets lust, ambition, and chaos. The choice is yours - defend, destroy, or dominate. Are you ready to live the fantasy and decide the fate of worlds that hang in the balance? Step into this electrifying journey now, because once these powers awaken, nothing will ever be the same again. Prepare yourself for an unforgettable ride, where every decision scorches your soul and reshapes the multiverse around you.

Good luck!