Dirty Fantasy feels like someone took your Pornhub search history, your old Witcher saves and half of r/LeagueNSFW, threw them in a blender and said “yeah, fuck it, that’s the story now”. You play as this very self-aware male protagonist who is clearly written by someone that thinks he’s a macho god, but somehow it kind of works. One moment you’re chatting with Ciri like you’re on Telegram trying not to sound horny, next moment you’re accidentally agreeing to a threesome with Jinx and Vi and realizing you absolutely clicked through that dialogue too fast. It has this weird energy where all the girls already look at you like they’ve read your browser history and decided they’re cool with it. The world hops from Witcher-style tavern vibes to Piltover streets to some creepy tentacle dungeon that feels like somebody spent too much time on certain Doujinshi apps, but it never takes itself serious, and that’s the charm. You just bounce around, flirt, screw up, then screw, in that order or not, depending how drunk you click.

Sex scenes are the real meat here, shocker. It goes all in: vaginal, anal, oral, titfucks, toys, proper dripping creampies, soft stuff, rough stuff, and of course tentacles that show up exactly when you think “they wouldn’t actually do tentacles, right?” Ahri doing slow, teasing oral like she knows she’s the main event, Caitlyn trying to stay all proper while you rail her from behind, Katarina acting like she’s in charge right until she’s on her knees, Ciri climbing on top like this is some weird crossover mod you forgot you installed. Some scenes are straight-up group chaos, like when Jinx brings “friends” and suddenly you’re in full orgy territory, bodies everywhere, cumshots stacked on top of each other, that kind of animated loop you end up watching three times because you keep catching some new detail in the background. Animations are not perfect, sometimes a hip moves weird or a hand clips somewhere it shouldn’t, but honestly, with a dick in a mouth and a tentacle in places you’re not proud to admit you like, who’s counting pixels. The one thing that annoyed me for real is how long it sometimes takes to actually get to the next sex scene, like you’re stuck in a tease loop while the story pretends it matters. But then Ahri bites her lip, or Vi pins you to the wall, or Ciri asks if you can “go again” and suddenly you forget you were mad at all. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes funny by accident, and feels exactly like opening three incognito tabs at once and letting them bleed into each other until it’s just you, a bunch of big tits from different universes, and zero regrets.

Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

You start as this broke professor dumped in a “summer retreat” full of girls who all look like they escaped from horny Instagram. Thick asses in tight shorts, tits barely staying in their tops, everything bouncing like crazy when they run around. At first it looks like a normal camp job: check schedules, organize activities, pretend to be responsible. Then the game hits you with the confidence thing. Suddenly every conversation feels like a small power trip. You pick a bolder line and the girl’s eyes change, she blushes, she leans closer, and you feel that little “oh shit, this works” moment. It feels dirty in a fun way, like you’re getting away with something you absolutely should not do at your workplace, ever.

The camp itself is not just a background. You actually run the place, or at least try. You juggle training sessions, events, money, upgrades, trying to keep things running while also chasing pussy like a complete degenerate. I was checking a budget screen while one of the girls is texting me in-game about “private yoga practice,” and I swear I forgot what I was supposed to improve in the camp because my brain went straight to imagining her bent over the mat. The game loves to tease you like that: you try to focus on numbers and schedules, it slips you a scene where a camper shows up in your office in a wet swimsuit, sits down with her legs open just a bit too wide, and asks for “extra help” with her confidence. It is not subtle. At all. Sometimes it feels almost too easy to push them from shy to slutty, but then again, it is porn, not a TED talk.

Sex scenes come in slow, like they actually build some mood first. You start with touching, a bit of flirting, some corrupt little choices, and next thing you know you’re balls deep in a girl with huge tits pressed against the desk while she tries not to scream because other campers are outside. A lot of the fun for me is how greedy the game lets you be. You grab one girl, then another, then suddenly there is a group of them basically orbiting you like you are the only dick in the whole world. You go from “sir, I’m nervous at this camp” to “please use my ass too” in a way that feels wrong in the best way. Sometimes the management parts slow me down when I only want to see someone with a massive ass getting railed, but then a short scene happens where two girls argue over who gets to stay in your room, and I forget to be annoyed and just lean back like, yeah, this is exactly the kind of trash I came for.

Becky’s story starts in one of those small towns where everyone pretends to know everything about you, but somehow she’s the only one who doesn’t really know herself. She has this clean, sweet plan in her head: save money, move to the city with Liam, be a “good girl” and build a normal life. And then the game just grabs that dream and slowly twists it until you’re watching her do things she never imagined, and kind of never stops wanting more of. It’s not instant corruption, more like a steady drip of bad choices, horny curiosity, and people around her who see she’s soft and try to own that. One minute she’s trying to be loyal, next minute she’s on her knees for someone she should absolutely not be touching, with you deciding if she pulls away or opens her mouth wider.

What I liked is that Becky never feels like just a dumb puppet. She hesitates, gets flustered, sometimes panics, sometimes gets way too into it. When her old “friend” shows up in her life and starts this revenge thing, you can really push her into some rough shit: forced groping in public, being talked down to while she still obeys, used like a slut while she’s wearing the same clothes she wears to meet Liam later. And yeah, the game lets you go there: anal with zero romance in it, messy blowjobs where she’s humiliated and somehow turned on, that awkward handjob scene where she’s crying and still moving her fingers because she’s scared of what happens if she stops. The sex feels dirty in a specific way, more like, “this is a real girl who got trapped between shame and desire,” not just porn dialog thrown over pretty animations. Sometimes I hated her choices. Sometimes I clicked the worst option on purpose. The game never judged me for it, which is nice and also a bit disturbing.

Visually the scenes hit that line between romantic and cruel pretty hard. You get moments where she’s with Liam and it actually feels tender, the kissing, the slow vaginal sex, her trying to focus on him while her mind is replaying what she did with someone else a day earlier. Then you flip to another route and watch her get pinned against a wall by a guy who talks to her like trash while she secretly clenches her thighs around him. The camera loves her face when she’s humiliated: eyes looking away, lip bitten, a little drool still on her mouth from the last blowjob. There is a lot of male domination here, but the fun part is seeing which scenes she leans into and which ones she just survives. Cheating isn’t just a tag, it actually stings. When you send her to meet Liam after some filthy alleyway scene, she still smiles at him, and you kind of feel like an asshole and still want to push it even further. The tension between “good girlfriend” and “used toy” is where the game gets really hot. It’s romance strangled slowly by lust and control, and Becky is stuck right in the middle, with you quietly deciding how far she falls.