This one feels like somebody took all the horny “what if Haunter actually grabbed the trainer” jokes from Discord and just said, ok, fine, let’s make that real. It is not subtle. You drop in and it’s already happening: the trainer girl is out there, outside, in the grass like in the old games, but instead of random encounters you basically get this haunted, hypnotic fuck session. Haunter just floats behind her, that stupid grin, and you can tell right away this is not a “maybe romance” kind of thing. It’s straight to mind control, straight to her slipping into that glassy-eyed, hypnotized state where she clearly knows it’s wrong but her body’s already saying yes before her brain catches up. That moment where her pupils go soft and she still tries to bite her lip like she’s resisting is honestly the best touch. I paused the animation there like three times, just to stare at her face.

The main fantasy is very simple: big ghost dick, small trainer, outdoors, and she ends up riding him instead of him “attacking” her in a normal way. Girl on top, reverse cowgirl, the whole thing. I like how the first time she throws her leg over him, she hesitates for half a second like a real person would, then the hypnosis effect kind of tightens on her and she just sinks down anyway. It’s not just “cut to penetration”. You actually see her body trying to adjust to the size, the way she leans forward with her hands on her knees, breathing out, like “ok fuck it, we’re doing this”. The rhythm starts clumsy, kind of slow, like she’s getting used to that big cock, and then you see that little flick in her eyes when the hypnosis intensifies and suddenly she’s slamming her hips down harder, riding him like she’s the one in control even if she clearly isn’t. I know “girl on top but under mind control” sounds weird, but it really works here. It has that “she looks like the dominant one, but you know Haunter is piloting the whole show from her head” vibe.

What surprised me is how much the outdoor setting actually adds. There’s no big busy background, just that hint of grass and open space, enough to make you think, ok, anybody could walk in on this. That little public risk feeling without having ten NPCs staring. It feels like those moments when you’re playing on an emulator on your phone, walking in tall grass, and in your head you’re already making up degenerate versions of what’s happening offscreen. This is basically that daydream turned into a loop. The parody angle is obvious, but it doesn’t spam jokes, which I like. It’s more like, “you already know the source, we’re not going to explain anything”. There’s some jank too. The loop resets a bit too hard sometimes, and one frame where her hair does a tiny awkward pop annoyed me way more than it should and I kept watching for it again like a psycho. I kinda wish there was one angle from the front so we could see her tits bounce while she’s riding him, but at the same time the reverse cowgirl angle shows the way her ass claps around his shaft in a very lazy, very satisfying way. It’s short, it’s focused, and it absolutely knows it’s about a hypnotized trainer getting completely addicted to ghost dick in the grass. No morality, no build up, just that dirty “I shouldn’t like this, but I really, really do” energy that fits Haunter way too well.

Con-Quest feels like someone smashed together a horny anime convention, a cheap RPG Maker fever dream, and that one time you got lost inside an actual con and just followed the most ridiculous cosplay you could find. It is messy as hell in places, but that kind of messy that feels like a real project, not some factory porn thing. You walk around a con full of geek girls in cosplay, fight them, strip them, collect them as summons, then use those same girls to beat up even hotter boss girls. It sounds dumb written like that, and it kind of is, but it also leans so hard into the dumb that it becomes its own thing. The tone swings between goofy and horny all the time. One second you are chasing magic sex pills for some stupid sidequest, next second a tentacle slime girl is choking your HP bar while your brain is busy staring at her tits. The game keeps that vibe where everyone is just one bad decision away from flashing you, which, honestly, is the whole point.

What I like a lot is how the lewd stuff is glued into the quests instead of just being a reward gallery on the side. You are not just clicking on pictures. You have these small adventures like Felicia’s candy-gram errand that sounds harmless and suddenly you are doing a weird scavenger hunt across the con just because the payoff is more CG of her acting all cute and slutty. Joyce turning into a summon feels like crossing a line you probably should not cross with con staff, yet the game is like, “yeah, now you can call her in battle to smack other girls around while half naked.” The summons in general are a bit broken and I love that. Calling Michelle after her crab quest and watching her wreck another cosplay girl while the text still tries to sound like a normal RPG? It is such a stupid power trip. You feel like a horny Pokémon trainer who only catches girls that are ready to jump your bones. Then the game pokes fun at itself, like those hints in the CG viewer, as if it knows you are clicking every corner just to unlock one more shot of a girl with cum on her face and a ruined cosplay. Sometimes the pacing sucks, sometimes the jokes miss, sometimes the comedy undercuts the erotic mood right when you are actually turned on. It should annoy me more than it does, but the whole horny-con RPG idea is so specific and so unapologetic that I keep walking around the halls, starting another questline, hoping the next summoned geek girl is even more fucked up than the last one.

Con-Quest feels like somebody mashed horny con culture and a shitty magic RPG together after watching way too much hentai, and honestly, that’s exactly why it works. You’re wandering around this ridiculous anime convention where all the girls are stuck in cursed cosplay, and your “heroic” job is basically to go around stripping the magic off them, making them cum silly, and then collecting them like pervy achievements. You toss out spells that hit like budget Pokémon moves, catch these corrupted cosplayers mid-fight, and every time you beat one, the game rewards you with a new lewd scene or pin-up that actually feels earned instead of just thrown at your face. It’s not subtle. One moment you’re frying a witchy Pikachu girl with horny lightning and the next she’s tied up, panting, her costume half torn, cheeks wet, begging you to “finish the quest.” The writing keeps winking at you with dumb jokes while still letting you enjoy the fact that your magic basically works like a consent spell for filthy scenarios. It shouldn’t be hot, but it is.

What I really liked is how the game leans into the parody without losing the fetish energy. The con is full of girls in outfits that are just one ripped seam away from hentai disaster: the Bulbasaur cosplayer with vines that behave way too much like tentacles, the Pikachu girl who shocks you when she’s turned on, the shop NPCs that keep slipping into random cutscenes where they flirt, tease, and then act offended when you stare at their tits. Battles are short and stupid in a good way: you’re juggling mana, throwing the same three spells, cursing a bit when the stun doesn’t proc, then suddenly she’s on her knees in the reward screen, boobs bouncing in a short animation that loops just long enough for you to forget you were supposed to play “tactically.” The game pretends to be about quests, but really it’s about that moment when you unlock a new animation, zoom in, and realize somebody cared enough to draw every little jiggle and drool string. It’s messy, it’s horny, the UI clicks feel cheap, the gashapon RNG made me want to punch my screen, and the dialogue sometimes reads like horny Twitter, but at the end you’re still there, wandering the con, hoping the next girl you “save” will moan a little louder when the magic bursts her cosplay apart.

Con-Quest feels like somebody spilled horny fanart, con smell and old school RPG rules into one messy bowl and then forgot to clean the edges. You start in this convention that already looks like the morning after a hentai signing event, and the whole place is cursed so all the girls in their cute pokemon-ish cosplay are turning into monsters that want to either wreck you or ride you or both. You walk a few steps, boom, there’s a girl in a too-tight Umbreon outfit, face flushed, tits practically falling out, talking like she’s in a shitpost thread while also trying to murder you with turn based attacks that sound like they were balanced at 3 different points in the dev’s life. The vibe is very “this is stupid, I love it, please don’t fix it”. Spells hit harder if somebody is wet or on fire or shocked or whatever, and half the time I was just clicking the same spell again to see if the next rip of the costume leaves more underboob or more thigh. And when the battle zooms in for the next “rip state” of the cosplay, it actually feels like a reward, even though the camera move is very simple, almost clumsy. But that clumsy is kind of hot here. The art is the star, and it knows it: every girl looks like she got lost between DeviantArt, Newgrounds and some dead Tumblr porn blog in the best way, with bright colors, round soft bodies and those expressions that are like 60% horny, 40% “how did I end up tied up in this hallway”.

Cutscenes are where my animation brain goes “ok, you guys are filthy, but you actually care”. They’re not smooth movie-level scenes, they’re more like short, looping moments that hold just long enough for the joke or the tit flash to land. The Eevee animation having two parts is such a tiny thing, but it changes the whole flow: first you get the tease, then there’s a more explicit follow-up, and the cut is almost rude, like the camera wants to stay longer but someone yanked it away. I like how some shop scenes pop randomly after you rescue new cosplayers; one moment you just want to buy potions, next moment the clerk is leaning over the counter, boobs squished together, doing this awkward flirty banter that sounds like a horny Discord mod trying to be charming. The humor hits that weird sweet spot of being self-aware but not trying too hard. It throws you dumb puns about types and status effects, then you realize the same status effect is also a way to get more clothes off in the next fight, so you start planning your battles like a pervert accountant. The breasts sometimes sit a bit weird on the torso in certain angles and there’s one idle loop where the bounce looks like two jelly blobs slightly out of sync, which drove me crazy in a way that absolutely no one else will care about, but I kept noticing it like a stuck pixel. And the camera zoom when clothes tear is so rough it feels hacked in at the last minute, but I caught myself waiting for it every time. That’s the thing with this game: it looks janky in spots, the animations are simple, the dialogue is dumb and horny and then suddenly you get a perfect frame where the cosplayer is blushing, half naked, smirking at you after losing, and it feels more honest and sexy than a lot of “polished” adult games that forgot how to be fun.