Con Quest feels like somebody got horny at Comic-Con, opened RPG Maker, and just refused to stop until every girl in a Pokémon outfit was getting railed. In a good way. You walk around this nerd convention, not to catch monsters, but to hunt down girls in cheap, tight cosplay that looks like it came from AliExpress and then got “modified” with scissors and zero shame. They’ve got the Pikachu chick whose ears keep wobbling while she’s getting fucked, the grumpy Gardevoir girl who pretends she’s above it all but spreads fast as soon as you push the right dialog options, and a ridiculous amount of bad puns about balls, trainers and catching them all. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it’s like watching your drunk uncle discover hentai on TikTok. Still, I laughed. Then I got hard. Not always in that order.

The flow is simple: explore the convention floor, poke at everything like a horny raccoon, talk to cosplayers, pick the lewder dialog, and trigger scenes. There’s that one moment where you finally talk your way backstage, past the fake “staff only” sign, and find a girl in a half-finished Eevee outfit, ears on, top off, still holding a hot glue gun while you bend her over a pile of foam props. Completely unsafe, 10/10. Another time I burned a whole coffee break just trying every dumb answer in one dialog tree to see which one would push the “Misty-but-not-Misty” girl from rolling her eyes to literally riding your face behind a merch table full of body pillows. The game sometimes pretends it’s a serious little quest with items and mini-challenges, then instantly switches to “okay, now fuck her on the floor between two trash bins.” That chaos made it feel like an actual con, to be honest. You run in circles, get lost, end up in the weirdest places, and suddenly there’s a half-naked furry Pikachu grinding on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Sex scenes go hard on the cosplay angle. Costumes stay on just enough to be stupid hot: tail getting grabbed, ears getting pulled, fake paws on your chest, panty lines under ripped bodysuits. There’s one where the girl’s wearing a super tight yellow suit and you only pull it down to her waist, so her tits bounce out while the hood still has the goofy little face on it. It looks silly and filthy at the same time, like a hentai parody you’re slightly ashamed to enjoy but you still do. Some animations loop a bit clunky in spots and the moans sometimes sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom on an old phone, but honestly that kind of fits the whole dirty-fan-project vibe. I was more annoyed that sometimes I clicked too fast, skipped a line of dialog I actually wanted to read, and there’s no quick, clean way to step back one sentence. Also there is one NPC who looks like she would 100% fuck you behind the fake cardboard Poké-center booth and she never does, and I’m still mad about that. The mix of convention humor, shameless cosplay kink, and “gotta catch every slutty costume” energy made it feel like wandering through a horny, corrupted Nintendo fan meetup where nobody cares about the panels, only about who’s getting pounded in which costume next.

The academy grounds hide a maze of tantalizing secrets and forbidden desires waiting to be unraveled by the daring. Our hero's goal is clear - to seduce every girl roaming the halls and classrooms, turning each encounter into an unforgettable escape of pleasure and domination. But winning their hearts isn’t as simple as it seems; problems arise that must be solved with cunning and strategy.

Managing a staff of loyal followers becomes crucial in navigating the complex power play between classes. The academy splits its students into two distinct groups: the elite 1st class and the less favored 2nd class; each offers different pleasures and challenges. Refusing acceptance into the academy? There’s a wild alternative – sneak into the rooms of the 1st class girls and pledge your nights to them to prove your worth.

To climb the ranks and cement your place among the 1st grade elite, you must find yourself alone, locked in a room with all these breathtaking girls, each craving your attention. Every action, every choice you make shapes the dark, intoxicating story unfolding around you. Play this immersive, wicked game however you desire - there are no boundaries but those you set yourself. Step inside the academy and unleash your darkest cravings.

Game hits you right away with this weird mix of cheap humor and actually decent writing. You start as a girl witcher knockoff, more tits than armor, walking from town to town like you’re on a serious epic quest, except every second NPC basically wants to get in your pants or pay you in pussy instead of coins. It feels a bit like someone took a Witcher fanfic, ripped out half the plot, shoved in a porn comic, then accidentally left some real RPG bits in. One second you’re checking your inventory and comparing stats, next second you’re in a barn licking out some horny merchant’s wife while the game pretends this is a “choice with consequences”.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. You talk to a witch in the woods, and she’s not some mysterious mentor type. She’s a disaster lesbian with a potion addiction, happy to turn you into her personal toy if you pick the wrong dialogue. There was this one scene where she “tests your loyalty” by making you kneel and eat her out while her apprentice watches, and I honestly expected fade-to-black. Nope. You get full text, way more detail than needed about tongue, fingers, that kind of thing. Reward is a spell upgrade and also she marks you so some townsfolk react differently later, which is way more attention to detail than this trashy game deserves. And yeah, sometimes the English is a bit weird, but honestly that just makes the dirty talk feel more filthy somehow.

The quests swing between serious and totally dumb. I had one “hunt the cursed beast” thing in a village that turned into catching a runaway sheep-girl who was hiding in the mill and only agrees to come back if you “calm her down” with your hands between her legs. Another job starts like a classic monster contract, tracking footprints and asking questions in tavern, then turns into a threesome with two female bandits who tie your character up on a table and take turns sitting on your face. There’s no real fade between plot and porn, it just flips suddenly, like the dev wrote a normal quest then got horny halfway. Sometimes it works, sometimes it just feels like you clicked the wrong Ren’Py project.

Sex scenes are mostly you as the active one with other women, which is nice, because half the time in these games you end up as some blank slab. Here you get proper lesbian scenes: pinning a noble’s daughter to her own bed after catching her sneaking out, fingering a scarred warrior in the bath until she’s begging, sharing a tavern wench with another witch while both of you trash talk each other. Some encounters change if you played rude earlier, like one girl spitting insults at you while still grinding on your thigh because you shook her down for money before. Annoyed me that sometimes the game teases an option, like a flirty line with a trader girl, then never lets you actually hook up with her. I kept checking the wiki and random VNDB comments on my phone because I thought I was missing a flag, but nope, that route just doesn’t exist.

It pretends to be a serious fantasy parody with all this talk about contracts, kingdoms, monster lore, and then your “epic moral decision” is basically whether you help a witch escape the city or stay and fuck the captain of the guard in her office until she can’t walk. And I’m not even complaining. Well, I am, because the UI buttons are tiny and my dumb thumb kept hitting the wrong dialogue on my tablet, and I still kinda hate that, but then it throws another wet, messy, jealous-lesbian scene at me and my brain forgets everything. At least until the next fetch quest where you run around like an unpaid intern for a horny sorceress who only sometimes pays you in orgasms.

This thing absolutely feels like the result of someone horny, bored and a bit too obsessed with Harry Potter porn on Xvideos, in the best and worst way. You play a male wizard tossed back to some weird 70s version of magic school, and everything has that “almost familiar but off” vibe. It’s clearly Hogwarts but also legally not Hogwarts and that actually makes it hotter somehow. The school corridors are all quiet and soft lit, plenty of little corners where you can just stop and peek at stuff you’re not supposed to see. The first time I followed one witch after curfew, I was just clicking around for a random event and suddenly I’m spying through a keyhole while she’s practicing “magic focus” with a dildo the size of a wand, panting into a pillow. That voyeur moment hit harder than half the porn I have saved on my phone. And then the game acts like it’s your fault for watching too long. Which is accurate, honestly.

The teasing is where it really got me. It doesn’t rush right into sex unless you deliberately brute-force it. Witches will lean just a bit too close during classes, robes slip open a few pixels too far, they bend down to pick up books and the camera angle is just perfectly trashy. I liked how one girl pretends to be all strict and dominant, scolding you for not paying attention, then “punishes” you in a private tutoring session by making you kneel and focus while she slowly wraps her tits around your cock. No background music, just her breathing and a couple of quiet voice lines, and you can choose to either obey or grab her waist and break the mood. I picked obey, obviously. Or maybe not, now that I think back. Anyway the titfuck scene is surprisingly emotional for something that also made me pause my Spotify because it was getting distracting. The writing swings from horny jokes to soft romance to lowkey bullying in a way that feels like scrolling through Reddit gone wrong. One moment you’re testing some charm, next moment she’s using that spell to tie your hands magically while she rides you, talking trash in your ear, completely in charge. People looking for pure vanilla might complain, but honestly the femdom flavor fits the whole witch fantasy. The only thing that annoyed me is how sometimes you spend way too long clicking every shiny thing in a classroom just to trigger a single groping animation, and then it’s over in ten seconds. I still kept doing it. I hate myself a little for that.

The “sandbox” part is strange but kind of addictive. You wander around the school, poke at random magical crap, and every now and then you unlock a new scene or a tiny quest. There was this moment where I found a cursed mirror hidden behind some dusty curtains and instead of a jumpscare or something, it showed a witch undressing in another room in real time, touching herself with a wand between her legs while you choose to watch longer or back off. Of course I watched longer. It felt like one of those shitty porn pop-up ads made into an actual game mechanic. The parody humor hits and misses: some spell names are intentionally stupid, like a charm that “helps circulation” and is just an excuse for a handjob in the infirmary, with the nurse slowly stroking you while complaining about school regulations. The tone jumps around a lot. One witch is written like a proper romance route, with soft moments in the library, holding hands, kissing in the courtyard after class, then she surprises you with a blowjob under the table while a teacher is talking, trying not to laugh as you struggle to keep eye contact. Another witch is basically chaos with a wand, turning your clothes invisible in public, using toys on herself in the dorm while she forces you to stay on lookout at the door. I kept thinking I would get tired of the point and click parts, but then some little animated gesture or facial reaction would drag me right back in. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken in pacing, and the romance is twisted in that way where you end up wanting these girls to obsess over you forever. Which is probably not healthy, but alright.