You ever get that feeling where a game’s jankiness somehow makes the horny parts hit harder? Apocalypse 2059 is that. It’s a 3DCG survival thing, male protag, set in a world that got nuked to shit in 2030. Now it’s 2059 and everyone’s living like moles, trying not to die. The graphics are, uh, let’s say “enthusiastically amateur.” Characters move like they’ve got a few broken bones and the lighting is often just a single angry bulb. But then a scene triggers where you’re stripping down a survivor with a frankly ridiculous ass and tits that defy the nuclear winter’s food shortages, and suddenly you don’t care about the clipping. You just go with it.

The whole thing runs on choices. Do you share your last can of mystery meat or use your weird super powers to just take what you want? The game remembers, sort of, leading to multiple endings where you’re either a benevolent wasteland king or a complete bastard. I got one ending where I was basically a raider chief with a harem, which felt earned, and another where I got graphically torn apart by a mutant. The violence is comically over the top, limbs flying, blood spurting, then a minute later you’re in a quiet, awkwardly animated sex scene that’s trying so hard to be hot it loops back around to being genuinely effective. The stripping mechanic is a highlight, a slow, deliberate reveal that’s more engaging than the actual survival bits.

The survival part is where it gets weirdly tedious. Managing your rad count and hunger meter feels like busywork between the good stuff. I spent twenty minutes trying to find a clean water source and almost quit. The map is confusing, the UI is a mess of mismatched fonts, and the super powers are never properly explained. You just suddenly have them. It’s like the game forgets it’s supposed to be a game and just wants to show you the next explicit scene. And honestly? That’s fine. The dystopian setting is just a flimsy backdrop for the animated depravity, and the humor is entirely unintentional, which is the best kind. It’s a broken, horny mess. I’ve already played it three times.

The student council VP got his dick sucked in the supply closet by a woman twice his age and I had to click through like five dialogue choices to make it happen. That's the game. No, but the three protagonist thing is weirdly smart because when Eric's story got too fucking cute I switched to Kurt who's basically coasting through college on bullshit until some club thing forces him to not be useless. And then there's Derek, the bartender, who pours drinks and apparently just... listens to people's sad stories until an old flame shows up with a body that says milf but a mouth that says otherwise.

The sex stuff is there. Vaginal, oral, creampie. Big tits that don't just sit there, they get grabbed, squeezed, motorboated during groping scenes that actually feel like foreplay instead of a loading screen before penetration. There's this one scene with Eric's neighbor, she's wearing those grey sweatpants and he just kind of stares at her ass before the stripping starts. You think it's gonna be generic 3dcg but the animation on the hips during cowgirl caught me off guard. Like, actual weight shift. Weird detail to fixate on but there you go.

Male domination tags are accurate but not in a gross alpha way. More like older women teasing until the guy finally stops being polite. School setting comes later. Multiple endings but I only found two so far and neither involved the bartender getting laid which feels like a missed opportunity honestly. The English translation has some rough spots. Probably won't be fixed. Play it anyway if you want romance that doesn't pretend handholding is the climax.

You know that feeling when a “serious” border story suddenly turns into a horny fever dream and your dick is somehow the least weird thing happening on screen? That’s pretty much this game. You start as this regular dude shuffling his way up from Mexico to the US, and it pretends to be about migration and shady shit at the border, but it’s really about how fast your morals slide when a stacked futa with a mean smile puts a boot on your chest and a cock on your lips. The humor hits first: dumb jokes, horny one-liners, awkward dialogue where you can almost hear the dev giggling behind the screen. It looks kind of stiff at times, like old 3D porn renders someone made in Blender after watching too much Pornhub, but it also gives everything this weird charm. The girls have ridiculous asses, tits that scream “chiropractor bill incoming,” and then they turn around and have a dick bigger than your ego. I liked that. I hated that. I liked it again five minutes later when one of them grabbed the MC by the hair for some deepthroat action and I caught myself leaning closer to the screen like a thirsty idiot.

What surprised me is how slow it starts. You click. And click. And click again. On patrol, in a car, in some grimy little shack. Long stretches where it’s all dialogue and teasing, futas bullying you, women laughing at you, a couple of scenes where you’re basically being sexually harassed and the game treats it half like a joke and half like a dirty confession. Then suddenly you’re on your knees, gagging on cock, or bending over while some smug futa slides a toy in your ass just to “test your limits.” It goes from “haha, silly border story” to “oh fuck, she is actually ruining this guy’s hole” in like two clicks. Some scenes hit that corruption sweet spot: you start out trying to say no, then the choices slowly nudge you into yes, then into “yeah, choke me while you’re at it.” The female domination vibe is strong: they’re in charge, they push, they mock you, and your dick keeps betraying you. There’s a moment with a big titty futa officer using a baton like it’s not regulation to shove your resistance down, and it stays in your head longer than it should. Choices do matter in a loose way; you feel the game branching, different endings waiting somewhere up north, but it never explains the mechanics cleanly, it just lets you stumble into them. Sometimes that’s hot, sometimes it’s annoying as hell, like when I clicked the “wrong” answer on my phone in Chrome and lost a scene I really wanted to see again. I kept hoping for this one super soft, affectionate scene after all the rough anal and blowjob punishment, and it kind of never came, and maybe that’s fine. Not every trip has to end with cuddles. This one is more like fumbling across the border with cum on your face, wondering at what point you stopped being the one in control and why that thought makes you hard again.

Denji stuck on one floor with nothing to do but fuck his way through the stress spiral is honestly the most Denji thing ever, and this game leans into that hard. It’s not pretending to be deep or artsy, it just throws you into this weird horny loop where the “solution” to the Eternity Devil trap is basically: tease every girl until someone breaks. You start with that nervous Kobeni energy, all shaking and stuttering, and the game does this slow-burn corruption with her that caught me off guard. First she’s freaking out if you even touch her, then a few choices later she’s grinding on Denji’s hand, panting, still trying to pretend she hates it. The groping scenes with her feel messy in the good way, like she’s not suddenly a porn star, she’s a virgin losing control, and the game doesn’t shy away from showing her brain switching from panic to “fuck it, I need this”. Internal view during her first creampie is actually kind of rude in how detailed it is, but I’m not complaining.

What I didn’t expect was how much they played with the cheating angle. Himeno drunk-horny is already canon, but here they basically turn her into this walking bad decision. She knows it’s wrong, she still goes for Denji, and the writing makes it feel like she’s talking herself into it while her hand is already around his cock. There’s this one scene where she’s giving him a sloppy handjob, whispering that Aki doesn’t have to know, and you have the option to either push for more or pretend to resist a bit. I tried both routes like a degenerate and yeah, the corruption ramps up quick. First it’s just fumbling under-the-shirt stuff, then you’re balls-deep inside her with the camera cutting between her eyes rolling back and the inside shot of Denji filling her up. It’s porn-logic as hell, but they still keep that Chainsaw Man humor. Denji’s inner monologue is horny and stupid and actually made me laugh once, which almost killed the mood, but in a fun way. The game loves to tease too: a lot of scenes where Denji is just getting edged by the girls, or left jerking himself, and that masturbation content is way better than I expected from such a silly parody.

Power’s route is just chaos, because of course it is. She treats sex like some weird competition, so she’ll tease Denji, refuse to admit she’s turned on, then suddenly climb on top of him because “blood flow research” or some bullshit logic. The writing there feels like someone who actually watched the anime and just wanted to see what happens if you lock these idiots in a hotel with no way out except “lewd everyone”. Multiple endings give it that secret-route hunter flavor too. You can totally miss some of the spicier scenes if you don’t pick the more pervy choices early, and a couple of outcomes feel like bad endings where Denji gets blueballed or stuck in the loop for being too nice. I got one ending where Kobeni goes from timid virgin to needy mess, clinging to his arm and begging for another round, and the last shot is basically cum leaking out of her while the clock never moves. It’s not subtle. It’s not classy. But if you’re into corruption, teasing, girls going from “no way” to “put it deeper” and Denji being a dumb, horny dog the whole time, it scratches that itch in a very dirty, very Chainsaw Man way.

Remember those old flash games where you'd just click around, messing with some poor girl's body until she turned into a drooling mess? SLUT Maker scratches that itch but with a weird corporate dystopia wrapper that I honestly forgot about halfway through. You're some trainee at Chimera Corp, whatever, doesn't matter. What matters is the test subject on your screen and the budget counter ticking down.

The puzzle part is simple enough. Four stats to tweak, sub-categories underneath, and limited changes before the simulation runs. First time I cranked everything toward "compliant" and "fertile" and ended up with this vacant-eyed breeder type, tits spilling out of a torn lab coat, program feedback showing her speech patterns reduced to begging. Hot. But then I tried to make something elegant, a high-class escort with sharp skills, and the system fought me. Budget ran out before I could fix her ridiculous balloon ass. The game doesn't care about your artistic vision. 560 variations sounds impressive until you realize half of them are just slightly different ahegao expressions or the same outfit in three shades of latex. Still, finding the combination that triggers the lactation toggle while keeping the mind control stat high enough for the bukkake ending... that's where the real replay value hides.

The AI-generated art is inconsistent as hell. Sometimes the subject looks genuinely corrupted, tongue out, eyes rolling, perfect. Other times her anatomy warps like a bad Stable Diffusion render from 2023. The transformation sequences between body types are jarring, no smooth morphing, just sudden jumps from petite to bimbo cow. And the male domination scenarios all blur together after a while, same faceless dudes, same creampie finish. But I kept hitting reset anyway, chasing that one specific combination of stats that would unlock the secret ending I'm pretty sure exists. The slave management text logs are surprisingly detailed though, little snippets of degradation that feel more alive than the static images they accompany. For a puzzle game about corruption and titfucks, it's got more personality in its writing than its visuals.

Ten days. That’s the whole clock on this thing, and Yuto’s basically a dog who figured out the gate is broken. The set up is classic, almost lazy. He’s shipping out for studies abroad, which means a free pass to be the worst version of himself because consequences have an expiration date. The targets are all older, all technically attached or at least at a remove, and it’s a pure power fantasy of using a ticking clock as an aphrodisiac.

I went straight for the landlady’s route first, because of course I did. There’s a scene where you’re helping her fix a shelf or some shit, and the game just sits in this long moment of your hand brushing her hip while she’s reaching up. The animation is this weird, smooth but slightly uncanny AI-generated loop, like a gif that’s trying too hard to look like a painting. It’s hot in the way a dream is hot before you wake up and realize the physics didn’t make sense. The dialogue tree isn’t a puzzle, it’s just a series of escalating dares for yourself. Picking the option that’s basically a verbal grope and watching her blush while her man is in the next room, that’s the whole meal.

The netorare tag isn’t playing around. It’s not a slow burn betrayal, it’s a sprint. The convenience store manager’s route gets physical behind the counter almost immediately, a mess of groping and hurried oral that feels grimy in a way my usual Voltage Inc. stuff never does. The big ass and tit physics during the creampie finishes are exaggerated to a point that loops back around to being hypnotic, though I wish the sex toy scene I unlocked didn’t just recycle the same two facial expressions. A throbbing clock icon during the final day would’ve been a nice touch, some visual pressure. The “multiple endings” are really just variations on who gets the most destructive goodbye, and one ends so abruptly I thought my browser crashed. A kinetic novel with a pulse, good for a specific kind of itch you don’t admit to having on your main Twitter.

Holy Shaft. The name alone, right? Like something you'd doodle on a notebook during a particularly boring lecture. And honestly, that's the energy. This isn't some sprawling RPG epic. It's an elevator. A magic, isekai elevator that apparently judges you. You get in, a floor dings, the doors open, and there's a situation. A girl with a broken toy. A knight who's way too into being reprimanded. The whole thing runs on this wonderfully janky logic where your only tools are a dialogue choice and, eventually, a growing collection of increasingly ridiculous sex toys.

The 3D models have that specific, unpolished look where the skin textures are a bit too shiny, like everyone's been lightly oiled. It's not "stunning visuals" but it has a charm. A specific, horny-on-main charm. The animations are stiff in a way that loops back around to being funny, especially when you pick the "humiliation" route and the character's expression just... freezes in this mask of perpetual shock. There's a spanking scene on, I think, floor 7? The sound effect is so flat and unenthusiastic it's like someone slapping a wet napkin on a counter. I laughed out loud. Then immediately went back to see the other dialogue option.

And that's the thing. It's a simulator of bad decisions. You see a prompt, you know the "right" answer is probably the nice one, but the game dangles the other choice like a cursed piece of candy. What happens if I use the comically large vibrator on the elf who just wanted directions? The multiple endings aren't deep, they're just different flavors of a chaotic mess. You don't play Holy Shaft for a coherent story. You play it to see the elevator ding, see what fresh nonsense awaits, and click the option that makes you snort. The humor is stupid. Deliberately, perfectly stupid. It's a quick, dirty, and surprisingly replayable little disaster.

Guy hits rock bottom, loses his job, kind of loses his balls too, and just runs away to some sleepy town in the middle of nowhere, thinking he’s gonna chill, jerk off in peace, maybe drink cheap beer and forget life. Instead he walks straight into a mess with a fat, ugly corporation trying to kick everyone out and drill the whole place like it’s a pornstar. That’s the whole vibe here: quiet town, loud trouble, and hot women who somehow all want to fuck the new loser in town. Story is simple enough to follow, text is not trying to be “smart”, and thank god, because half the time I was only paying attention when tits were on screen. You play as Nolan, or whatever dumb name you want, and you go around this town, chatting, flirting, picking choices that feel small, then suddenly you’re naked and there’s a hand on your cock, or her mouth, or both. And while your dick is busy, the game slips in all that drama with the company trying to buy the whole town like it’s some cheap app on Steam.

What I liked is how each girl is not just copy paste. Pick one, you lock yourself into her world, and the whole story bends around it. You go for the stacked office girl, you get late-night “planning meetings” where she’s on her knees under the desk, stroking you while talking about legal papers, then swallowing every drop and acting like nothing happened when someone knocks. Aim for the shy local girl, suddenly the conflict is softer, more small-town, more emotional, but she still ends up riding you slowly on a creaky bed, huge tits bouncing in your face while she tries to stay quiet so her neighbors don’t hear her moaning. There’s this one scene where you’re in a cheap motel, rain outside, and she’s jerking you off with lube, staring right into your eyes, biting her lip, then she leans down, takes you in her mouth, messy, deep, like she’s starving, and you can decide if you pull out and cum all over her tits or shove it deep and creampie her throat. The choices matter just enough that I was saving and going back like a lunatic, especially when the game hits you with “Are you sure?” before a big scene and you already have your pants halfway down.

Sex-wise it’s honestly kind of filthy in a good way. Boobs are big, sometimes almost stupid big, but I’m not complaining. There’s plenty of close-ups when she’s rubbing herself, fingers between her legs while she watches you stroke your dick, telling you not to stop. I had one path where the girl makes you sit on the couch and just watch her masturbate, slow, almost teasing, then she crawls between your legs and gives this sloppy blowjob, spit, gagging, her mascara a bit fucked, then pulls you out and guides you in raw, no condom bullshit, and you decide where to finish. Creampie is everywhere in this thing, which I kinda loved and also thought, ok, nobody here has heard of pregnancy, but whatever. Some parts drag a little, like long dialogue before the payoff, especially when all I wanted was to get to the next CG scene and bust, but then the game slaps you with a surprisingly sweet moment, like her falling asleep on your chest after, your cum leaking out of her, and I sat there thinking, yeah, alright, maybe this broken guy and this messy town are worth saving after all.

I don't know what I expected from a game that lists "futanari" and "mind control" right next to "romance" and "mystery" like they're all just casual Tuesday activities. The school setting feels less like a place of learning and more like a pressure cooker where everyone's moral compass got left in their other pants. You're this guy, right? Just existing. Then suddenly you're groping your way through conversations while the psychological horror creeps in from the edges like mold on forgotten bread.

The slow burn thing is real though. Too real maybe. Spent way too long clicking through dialogue about everyday life while my cursor hovered impatiently over the next choice, wondering when someone would finally get naked. And then they do. Multiple times. With enthusiasm. The vaginal sex scenes are animated with this weird attention to detail that makes you forget for a second that the plot is apparently about "the weight of morality" or whatever. The creampie finishes feel almost artistic. Almost. Then the netorare kicks in and you remember oh right, this game wants to hurt me emotionally while also turning me on. Confusing boner territory.

The corruption arc doesn't sneak up on you so much as it announces itself with a megaphone then gaslights you into thinking you chose this. Which I guess you did. The male domination path lets you be an absolute bastard while the female domination route had me questioning things about myself I'd rather not examine too closely. The mystery elements are actually decent when they bother to show up between all the titfucking. Wish the graphic violence had been more graphic and less "blink and you'll miss the trauma." The multiple endings thing is a lie by the way. There's like three real endings and then a bunch of "oops you died" screens that don't count. The sharing tag is doing some heavy lifting in the description but in practice it's mostly just watching other people have sex while your character has feelings about it. Voyeurism with extra steps and emotional damage.