This thing is basically someone looking at old-school Pokémon, staring at Misty a bit too long, and then deciding, “Ok, but what if all pretense just vanish and we go full porn brain?” You boot it up and there she is, that classic short-haired redhead trainer look, already in a stance that is not made for battling anything except your patience. The whole setup is super simple on purpose: it is just you, Misty, and her monster partner who clearly skipped leg day and invested all points into cock stat. No story about gyms or badges, no walking through grass, just jump straight to the part Rule 34 promised years ago.

What actually surprised me is how much time I spent just messing with her face and accessories. There is that silly moment where you are in full horny mode, hand on mouse, dick in other hand, and somehow you suddenly care way too much about if she has the side ponytail or the regular one. You start swapping her expressions, trying to match them with what is going on. Little smirk while the monster cock is just sliding in? Or wide-eyed “oh fuck” face when it goes deeper than anything safe? I kept flicking between these for like ten minutes, which is not how normal people masturbate, but whatever. You can toss on some different accessories, tweak her look a bit, and you end up with this weird pseudo roleplay where she is still Misty, but not really the Misty from your Game Boy days. Or exactly her. Depends how cursed your memories are.

The actual sex part is dumb in that good way. They do not pretend it is romantic or slow. It is straight up “trainer meets monster, trainer gets railed, loop continues until you are done”. The scale of the monster cock is honestly ridiculous, like someone dragged the slider all the way to “this would kill a human” and said “perfect”. Half the fun is just watching her body react, that mix of porn logic and cartoon physics, like she is going to snap in half but then she just moans harder. People who grew up secretly crushing on her in the anime will probably feel a tiny bit called out. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me though: when you change an accessory and the expression resets in a way that kills the mood for a second. It is minor, but it broke my rhythm more than once and I am still kind of salty about it for no real reason. Anyway, this is not deep, it is not clever, it does not try to be anything except “fuck Misty with an absurd monster cock while you tweak her face like a horny character creator”, and honestly, that is exactly the mess it should be.

This one feels like somebody took all the horny “what if Haunter actually grabbed the trainer” jokes from Discord and just said, ok, fine, let’s make that real. It is not subtle. You drop in and it’s already happening: the trainer girl is out there, outside, in the grass like in the old games, but instead of random encounters you basically get this haunted, hypnotic fuck session. Haunter just floats behind her, that stupid grin, and you can tell right away this is not a “maybe romance” kind of thing. It’s straight to mind control, straight to her slipping into that glassy-eyed, hypnotized state where she clearly knows it’s wrong but her body’s already saying yes before her brain catches up. That moment where her pupils go soft and she still tries to bite her lip like she’s resisting is honestly the best touch. I paused the animation there like three times, just to stare at her face.

The main fantasy is very simple: big ghost dick, small trainer, outdoors, and she ends up riding him instead of him “attacking” her in a normal way. Girl on top, reverse cowgirl, the whole thing. I like how the first time she throws her leg over him, she hesitates for half a second like a real person would, then the hypnosis effect kind of tightens on her and she just sinks down anyway. It’s not just “cut to penetration”. You actually see her body trying to adjust to the size, the way she leans forward with her hands on her knees, breathing out, like “ok fuck it, we’re doing this”. The rhythm starts clumsy, kind of slow, like she’s getting used to that big cock, and then you see that little flick in her eyes when the hypnosis intensifies and suddenly she’s slamming her hips down harder, riding him like she’s the one in control even if she clearly isn’t. I know “girl on top but under mind control” sounds weird, but it really works here. It has that “she looks like the dominant one, but you know Haunter is piloting the whole show from her head” vibe.

What surprised me is how much the outdoor setting actually adds. There’s no big busy background, just that hint of grass and open space, enough to make you think, ok, anybody could walk in on this. That little public risk feeling without having ten NPCs staring. It feels like those moments when you’re playing on an emulator on your phone, walking in tall grass, and in your head you’re already making up degenerate versions of what’s happening offscreen. This is basically that daydream turned into a loop. The parody angle is obvious, but it doesn’t spam jokes, which I like. It’s more like, “you already know the source, we’re not going to explain anything”. There’s some jank too. The loop resets a bit too hard sometimes, and one frame where her hair does a tiny awkward pop annoyed me way more than it should and I kept watching for it again like a psycho. I kinda wish there was one angle from the front so we could see her tits bounce while she’s riding him, but at the same time the reverse cowgirl angle shows the way her ass claps around his shaft in a very lazy, very satisfying way. It’s short, it’s focused, and it absolutely knows it’s about a hypnotized trainer getting completely addicted to ghost dick in the grass. No morality, no build up, just that dirty “I shouldn’t like this, but I really, really do” energy that fits Haunter way too well.

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You start as this kinda clueless guy dumped into a “totally not official” region, phone in one hand, half a chub in the other, and suddenly you’re supposed to be both monster trainer and professional horndog. The game plays it like a classic monster RPG, turn based fights and all, but every win feels more like you’re grinding Tinder than grinding levels. You throw balls at monsters, then five minutes later you’re throwing something else at Misty in a changing room. I was half expecting it to be all tease, but nope, it goes hard on the porn side. Big asses, big tits, tiny shorts, way too much bending over. Cynthia shows up with that smug “I know you’re staring at my boobs” energy, and the game absolutely rewards you for being a thirsty idiot. You can wander around like a sandbox, poke into houses you clearly shouldn’t, get sidetracked by some milf asking for “help with her Pokémon” who definitely does not mean her Pokémon. At one point I was supposed to go beat a gym and instead spent 30 minutes trying to trigger a specific sex scene with Nessa because someone on a Reddit thread said it was animated differently on the second try. They were right, by the way. Worth it.

The pickup line stuff hit me harder than I expected. You actually choose dialogue in some scenes, and it feels like speed dating with cheat codes turned off. One option is polite, one is horny, one is just straight up degenerate. I tested them like a weirdo doing field research. On Telegram I even sent screenshots to a language exchange buddy asking “does this line sound like a real fuckboy?” He said yes and I felt strangely proud. Sometimes being bold pays off and Misty basically jumps your dick in the locker after a battle. Other times you try something dirty on Dawn, and she goes “wow, creepy” and the scene turns colder, you still get sex later, but the vibe is different, more rough, less cuddly. It actually teaches you something weird about tone, even if the game itself is mostly about shoving your cock into every trainer with a pulse. The monsters are just there like foreplay excuses, beat one, unlock a new way to rail someone. I wish there was an option to mute the moaning without muting sound effects, but the game doesn’t care what I want and honestly that fits. At one point I forgot the main quest completely and just walked in circles trying new lines on Cynthia to see which one made her blush the most. Felt like using OkCupid in a fantasy world where every match wants to fuck you five minutes after small talk. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Pokestars is basically what happens when someone looks at the old anime and goes, “yeah but what if they all wanted to fuck the trainer instead of chase badges,” and then actually commits to the bit. You’re this dude who somehow lands in this luxury pokemon training resort that’s less about ranked battles and more about which girl you’re making moan behind the stadium later. It’s played like one of those point and click dating sims where you bounce between locations on a map, poke on stuff, poke on girls, poke on buttons, in that order. May, Misty and Dawn are the main stars here, and they’re not subtle. First time you meet Misty she already has that “I’m gonna test you” energy, except it’s not a gym test, it’s whether you can keep up with her mouth while the battle scoreboard is still flickering in the background. It’s funny because the game pretends to care about rankings and resort rules, but after like ten minutes you’re mostly just planning who you’ll fuck in which corner of the map and if you can trigger another animated scene before clicking through the dialog you half read.

What I liked a lot is that it doesn’t waste too much time teasing without payoff. You win a fight? You’re not getting a high five; you’re getting on your knees or putting her on hers. There are full-on oral scenes where you literally watch her head move, with voice lines that are not studio-perfect, but that kinda makes it better, feels more like a weird fan project that got horny and never stopped. Vaginal scenes too, with those 3dcg bodies pressed together and enough motion to not feel static. Sometimes the moans don’t sync perfectly with the thrusts and it made me laugh, but I still didn’t skip it, so whatever. The resort itself works like a hub: pool, rooms, arenas, those spots you click just to see if someone’s there to jump your dick. You get some dating sim flavor on top of it all, little choices in dialog, giving attention to one girl over another, pretending you care about who has the strongest team when you’re actually just angling for a threesome later. There’s even this moment where Dawn corners you in a hallway after a match, her voice goes low and you can hear the slight echo like they actually thought about the room, and suddenly she’s on her back on a bench, panties around one ankle, you pushing in while she still has her gloves on. That kind of detail is the thing that keeps you clicking “next” even when a line of text is kinda cheesy.

The voiced parts are the big hook and also the thing that sometimes makes it feel janky in a good way. May has this cute, eager tone when she goes down on you, wet sounds and breath mixing, but then every once in a while a line sounds like it was recorded in another room or on a different mic. It pulled me out for half a second and then there’s a close-up of her lips sliding down your shaft and suddenly I don’t care anymore. Harem angle is strong too, not just one-on-one stuff. You get those scenes where two of them tag-team you, one sucking while the other rides, like a porn parody that forgot to blur anything. And the point and click side makes it feel a bit like a scavenger hunt for sex; “if I go to the resort hot springs at this time, will Misty be there? Will she be naked already? Can I trigger that one scene where she sits on my face first and then demands I pound her right after?” Sometimes the pacing drags and you’re just clicking through resort menus looking for the next bit of action instead of actually doing trainer things, but then the game throws another animated fuck sequence at you and your brain forgives it instantly. It’s not classy, it’s not subtle, it’s literally fan fantasy turned into a horny resort simulator, and yeah, it works.

Ash is a horny idiot in this one, and I mean that in a good way. The whole thing feels like someone took the old Pokémon anime, mixed it with a dumb meme thread from Reddit, then said “ok but what if it was all about fucking Sarena instead of catching anything.” You start as this slightly older Ash, already a trainer, already a bit cocky, but still dense as hell about romance. Sarena is glued to him, you can see she wants his dick from like the first scene, and he’s out here talking about training strategy while her skirt keeps riding higher. The game keeps playing with that contrast. One moment they’re arguing about which move is best for a gym fight, next scene she’s pressing him against a wall in some random Pokémon Center corridor and asking very clearly if he wants her. It sort of pretends to be wholesome romance for like one scene, and then the clothes just… vanish.

What caught me off guard is how the “puzzle” stuff is not really about brain work, it’s more like soft foreplay with extra steps. There’s one scene where you’re moving little icons around, matching types and moves, and the more correct chains you make, the more Sarena’s outfit changes. At first it’s just a jacket off, then stockings get ripped, then suddenly she’s in this insane lingerie that no normal trainer would wear outdoors. I actually got stuck on a really simple tile rotate thing because I was looking at her ass on the side panel, twitching every time the CG updated. It annoyed me so much because the rotation was like 90 degrees off and I kept misclicking, and the game never explains the rules properly, it just expects your horny brain to figure it out. Then, right after you finally solve it, the reward scene is Sarena pushing Ash down on the grass and riding him like he’s a mount, all while teasing him about being better at “other kinds of training.” That whole bit is ridiculously hot and also kind of stupid, in a good way. Or maybe not good, I’m not even sure.

Combat is there, but it’s basically foreplay with hit points. You pick moves, watch a short sequence, and the actual important part is that Sarena comments on how “worked up” he gets when he wins. There’s this one battle where if you choose a more reckless, high damage combo, Sarena later pins Ash to a tree and says she likes his aggressive side, then starts rubbing him through his pants while talking about strategy like nothing is happening. And if you play it safer in that same fight, she instead cuddles up in the tent afterward and slowly talks him into undressing, like a slow burn scene that suddenly turns filthy when she climbs on top and starts using her mouth first, then more. The game pretends your choices matter a lot, but actually the result is always Sarena getting fucked silly, only the route to reach that changes a bit. I loved that, and at the same time it made everything feel cheap, like “wow, my big moral choice just decides if she rides him facing forward or backward.” Still, when Ash finally grabs her hips and slams into her from behind while she’s half bent over her travel bag, moaning about how she doesn’t care about badges anymore, only him, I completely forgot I wanted something smarter from it. He is still a virgin idiot in some scenes, and somehow also a sex god in others, but whatever. It’s horny Pokémon parody brain, not science.