Nothing really prepares you for the first time a “religious experience” means getting dragged into a half-fantasy, half-horny contract with a smug demon girl who looks like she escaped from some late-night hentai playlist. You start the game as this guy who basically failed life. No job, no future, kind of like when you sit scrolling Pornhub and Steam at the same time and realize neither is fixing anything. Then she shows up. She calls herself a goddess with a straight face, but she’s got horns, claws, and tits that are clearly not OSHA safe. She talks like a sugar mommy and a cult leader at once. “I’ll give you power, wealth, love.” And her real condition is not hidden behind deep lore or anything smart. You just gotta help her get back her place in this world by fucking your way through everyone who matters. It sounds stupid, and it is, and that’s why it works weirdly well.

The city feels like it was drawn by someone who spent more time checking how boob physics bounce than studying architecture, and I kind of respect that. It’s a sandbox thing where you walk around from church to bar to creepy forest and accidentally build a harem of weirdos. One day you’re flirting with a church girl who pretends she’s pure while she’s sucking you off behind a stained glass window, next day you’re being milked by a monster girl with soft tentacles that wrap around your waist and stroke you like she’s reading braille from your dick. There’s a milf with big tits who uses you like her personal stress relief after “praying,” and the game doesn’t even bother hiding how wrong it is. The dating sim parts are simple, almost dumb, but in a charming way: you talk a bit, pick some horny or sweet option, maybe buy someone coffee, then boom, you’re doing a titfuck on her couch with her moaning in that ahegao face style, tongue out, eyes rolled back like she just saw god. Also, there’s this futa priestess who first looks all righteous and cold, then pins you on the altar and gives you a blowjob that turns into a messy interracial threesome with a demon girl watching and touching herself in the shadows. The way scenes are animated is not perfect, sometimes the loops are a bit stiff, but the timing of when a handjob suddenly becomes a sloppy oral scene or when a soft kiss jumps into wild group sex feels very “porn brain logic” true, not polished at all, which I liked more than I thought.

What stuck with me most is how the game lets you be pathetic and horny at the same time without pretending you’re some legendary hero. You’re this loser guy that a devilish goddess picks up like a stray dog and trains into her little sex weapon. Some routes are surprisingly sweet, like when you slowly romance a shy girl into exploring lesbian stuff with the demon watching, guiding her hands as she eats you out, and it somehow feels tender even when you’re getting a footjob from the same girl later while she whispers dirty prayers. Other scenes don’t care about romance at all and just throw you into wild tentacle-filled gangbangs in some underground shrine where everyone has big asses and bigger secrets. I had one moment where I was on mobile, half bored in bed, just tapping through dialogue, then suddenly the screen fills with this animated scene of the goddess riding you, her huge tits bouncing in rhythm while her tail curls around your ankle, and the audio is just the right mix of wet sounds and breathy moans, and it hit me with that old feeling I had as teenager sneaking shitty flash porn games on Newgrounds. It’s messy, a bit broken in places, some transitions are awkward, one footjob scene loops weird and annoyed the hell out of me, but the whole thing feels like a dirty fantasy someone actually cared about, not some soulless cash grab. It remembers that sex in games can be clumsy, funny, fucked up, romantic, all at once, and it lets you chase that, again and again, until you forget you ever came here to “help a goddess” and realize you just stayed because this world lets you be exactly as needy and perverted as you secretly are.

I gave it the "Most Likely to Get You Fired From a Real University" award and I stand by that. Pinecreek College is a disaster zone of horny cat people and I couldn't look away. The 3DCG models have that slightly janky, too-smooth skin thing going on, like someone waxed a mannequin and taught it to wink. It's not polished, it's not trying to be, and honestly that's what makes the whole influencer satire land. You're this cat girl with big dreams and zero impulse control, posting selfies to Instacat while your professor is literally explaining the syllabus. I clicked a dialogue option that was just "accidentally" flash the lecture hall and the game didn't even pretend to judge me. It just rolled a popularity counter up and gave me a new follower notification. Cold.

The writing is weirdly self aware for something that also has a scene where you get stuck in a dryer. Not joking. There's a whole route involving the cheerleader squad that I stumbled into by failing a charisma check, or whatever the furry equivalent is, and suddenly I'm in a dorm room with three catgirls arguing about brand deals while someone's tail keeps knocking over a bong. The multiple endings thing is real but the "innocent" path is boring as hell. You want the scandal routes. The game knows you want the scandal routes. There's this one professor character, a grumpy old tomcat, who I'm pretty sure is just a reskinned asset from a completely different genre but his dialogue is so dry I laughed out loud during what was supposed to be a serious lecture about academic integrity. Right before the protagonist propositions him. Choices matter, I guess.

Don't bother trying to minmax your popularity stat. The game's internal logic is held together with tape and cat hair. I had a run where I ignored social media entirely and still ended up in a viral video because a background NPC tripped into a fountain. The NSFW scenes trigger based on vibes, not numbers. Just lean into the chaos. If a dialogue wheel gives you the option to start a rumor about yourself, do it. The consequences are never what you expect and the CGs are worth the confusion.

The first monster girl you meet has an ass that could derail a train of thought. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just on that first encounter, not even progressing the dialogue, just clicking through the same animation loops because the jiggle physics in this deliberately unpolished mess are somehow more hypnotic than anything in a AAA title. The 3DCG is rough, like someone learned Blender last month and decided horny was the best motivator. And honestly? It works. The jank becomes part of the charm, especially when the protagonist's deadpan internal monologue clashes with these ridiculously proportioned monster girls throwing themselves at him.

The whole gimmick is you physically cannot lie, which sounds like a setup for some deep philosophical porn game but really it just means every conversation goes off the rails immediately. You're supposed to be this cynical bastard forced into comedy, and the writing actually lands some genuine laughs between the lewd scenes. There's a bit where a slime girl asks if her new form looks good and your only dialogue options are brutal honesty, which leads to her crying, then somehow that pivots into a surprisingly tender handjob scene. The tonal whiplash should be annoying but I kept playing. The harem elements pile up fast, maybe too fast, and the romance paths feel like they're fighting with the parody aspects for dominance. I wish the masturbation scenes had more variety, they recycle the same two animations way too often and it starts feeling like checking a box rather than a reward.

The soundtrack is just... there. Some lo-fi beat that loops endlessly until you mute the tab and put on your own playlist. I had a youtube video about competitive wood carving playing in the background during one scene with a catgirl and now I can't separate the two in my mind. The sound effects are stock stuff, wet slaps and moans that cut off awkwardly at the end of each loop. Voice acting is nonexistent, which is probably for the best given the budget. Monster girl designs range from surprisingly creative to "someone traced a hentai and called it a day." The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, almost literally given the physics engine's enthusiasm. There's this one harpy character whose breasts move independently of her body model and I laughed so hard I had to stop playing for a bit. Came back though. The replayability angle for a roguelike fan like me is weird because there's no procedural generation, just branching dialogue paths that lead to different lewd scenes. You can't really lose, just make different choices that unlock different variations of the same core encounters. It's more of a visual novel with extra steps and a protagonist who hates himself almost as much as he hates everyone else. The male protagonist's design is refreshingly average, just some guy with permanent bedhead and the expression of someone who's seen too much and also not enough. His masturbation scenes have this desperate quality that feels more honest than the polished stuff in bigger games. Anyway the catgirl's tail clips through every piece of furniture and I'm still thinking about it three days later.

I keep coming back to the therapist angle with these games. Not because I'm one but because I need one after playing Empire of Heroes. What does it say about me that I'm genuinely invested in whether Captain Voltage can maintain a relationship while his ex keeps showing up during alien invasions? The game asks this question too, sort of, between scenes where you're trying to figure out if your powers are glitching or if that's just what happens when the villain you're fighting used to be your mentor.

The combat is surprisingly not terrible. You've got these power combinations that actually matter for once, not just "click the stronger button" bullshit. I lost a fight because I was distracted by a character's outfit. Her ass literally caused a game over screen. That's not a complaint. That's me appreciating the attention to anatomical detail that most games phone in. The proportions are ridiculous but consistent, which is harder than it sounds.

The writing swings wildly between genuinely funny comic book parody and moments where I forgot I was supposed to be horny. There's this whole subplot about registration laws for superpowers that's... actually thought out? And then someone's tits are out and I remember what site I downloaded this from. The humor lands more than it misses, which surprised me. The romance paths feel like they were written by someone who's read too many comics and not enough dating advice columns, and I mean that as a compliment. These characters are disasters with godlike abilities trying to figure out if love is real or just pheromones from that one villain's mind control gas.

I wish the menu navigation wasn't so clunky though. Small thing but when you're trying to get back to a specific scene and the save system fights you, that's when I start questioning my life choices. Not enough to stop playing obviously. Just enough to be annoyed between faps.

The first fight scene caught me off guard. Not because it was good, it's actually pretty janky, but because I forgot this was supposed to have combat at all. I was too busy staring at Ms. Hayashi's chest. Listen, I know how that sounds, but the game knows exactly what it's doing with those camera angles during the tutoring sessions. She leans over to check your homework and suddenly the entire screen becomes physics simulation territory. Classic shonen setup, the bullied kid who lost his family, discovers hidden power, trains to become strongest. You've seen this anime. We've all seen this anime. But nobody was watching Kenichi for the fight choreography, were they?

The 3DCG models have that slightly stiff quality where mouths don't quite sync and hands sometimes clip through desks, but the lighting on skin textures is surprisingly decent. There's this one scene in the nurse's office where the protagonist gets patched up after getting beaten by the usual delinquents, and the way the afternoon sun hits the nurse's legs through the window blinds. I spent way too long on that frame. The teasing is relentless though. Every female character seems to exist in this quantum state of being both maternal and intensely aware of what their low-cut tops are doing to a teenage boy. The school nurse adjusts her glasses while explaining your injuries and her breasts just... exist there, taking up forty percent of the screen.

The romance paths feel like they're built on handjob milestones, which is a sentence I never thought I'd type. You build relationship points through dialogue choices that all boil down to "be vulnerable but determined" and then get rewarded with increasingly intimate encounters. The oral scenes have this weird pacing issue where the audio cues don't match the visual rhythm, but the expressions are where the game actually shines. That moment when the protagonist finally stops being passive and takes initiative, the shift in power dynamics is genuinely hot even if the animation itself could use more frames. The MILF characters especially have this knowing look that makes you feel like they've been waiting for you to figure things out. I just wish the mobile interface didn't keep throwing button prompts over the good parts.

You ever play one of those furry VNs that actually tries to freak you out instead of just being a fap delivery system? Intertwined is this weird horror/gay romance hybrid where your choices aren't so much choices as they are devotion points banking up in the background, silently shifting which scenes you'll get. Miss enough points and you literally won't see half the content. The game doesn't tell you this either. You just blunder through and later realize, oh, I completely biffed that run.

The transformation tags aren't what you think. There's no sudden werewolf bulge or anything. It's more that whole "becoming something other" vibe, the Transcendents being these chaos entities that wanna crawl inside your skin. You play a male protagonist dealing with some seriously grim shit, the game warns about death and suicide upfront, and it means it. One path had me genuinely unsettled, standing in a void while this entity spoke in fragments, promising knowledge if I let it close. The writing cracks open at these moments, all poetic and broken, and I got a half chub while also wanting to check my locks. That's a weird combo.

The stripping and exhibitionism stuff is there but sparse. One scene early on, you end up out of your clothes in front of this spectral audience, not by choice, and the CGs are these rough 2D sketches that look unfinished. Some people complained on the forums about the polish but honestly I think the scruffy art style adds to the nightmare fuel. It's like the game itself is coming apart while you play. The multiple endings branch so wildly that comparing notes with someone is pointless because their run probably unlocked entirely different horny moments. Or none. Wish there was a scene with more furries honestly, it's tagged but the monster designs are more abstract horror blobs than proper anthro, which bummed me out for five seconds until I realized the game was doing something else entirely. The romance is weirdly tender between all the decay, a kiss scene that feels earned, then two lines later you're being watched by something with too many eyes.

Anyway the devotion system reminds me of those old visual novels where you'd accidentally lock yourself out of routes and not know why, except here you might also miss the hottest scene because you didn't let the void entity lick your psyche enough times. Choices amplify the tension weird, like do I lean into this corruption because it's hot or resist because self preservation? Both get you laid but in such different flavors.

The mouse click feels hollow. Another dialogue box about existential dread, another choice that probably changes some hidden meter I won't see for two hours. My boss is droning about quarterly reports in the next cubicle over, and I'm here, guiding this mopey college grad Matthew through a sci-fi crisis. The game's textures are weirdly smooth, like touching a polished plastic apple. Not bad, just... off.

There's this one scene early on where you, as some kind of guiding entity, first make contact with him. The screen gets this grainy filter and the vibration feedback on my laptop's trackpad actually synced up, a low buzz that crawled up my fingers. I almost slammed the screen shut. For a Renpy title that looks like it was rendered on a toaster from 2014, that moment landed. The sex scenes have that same uncanny valley problem. Bodies clip through the bedsheets. A hand phases through a thigh during what's supposed to be a heavy petting moment. But the sound design, fuck. The wet noises are mixed way too high, and the voice acting, when it's there, is just breathy enough to make you forget the janky 3d models for a second. You're supposed to be saving humanity or whatever, but I kept picking the "path of pleasure" options just to see how far the physics engine would break. It broke a lot.

The dialogue wheel is a liar. It'll give you three options that all sound like different flavors of the same thing, but then Matthew gets all huffy about free will and morality. Buddy, I just wanted to see some tits, not debate determinism. The ethical dilemmas feel stapled on, like the writer read a philosophy 101 textbook and then immediately wrote a blowjob scene. I wish the game would just commit to being trashy instead of pretending it's deep. The pressure the description mentions? It's just me, trying to finish a scene before my screen faces the aisle.

Trying to remember if I actually liked this game or just got pulled along by the twins.

The setup is something about childhood friends and moving away and suddenly you're back in their lives 18 years later. Emilia, the old best friend, has these two younger sisters now. And the sisters are, well. The whole thing moves on rails. You don't choose much, especially not the sex scenes. Those just happen. There's something almost refreshing about a game that doesn't pretend you have options when you don't. The story is kinetic, they call it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if Emily or Emma was the one who does the thing with the ice cube, then realized it literally doesn't matter which twin is which because they're both going to end up doing increasingly creative things regardless.

The 3DCG actually surprised me. Not in a technical sense. More in a "someone spent way too much time on the way fabric wrinkles during the stripping scenes" sense. The groping animations have this weirdly specific weight to them, like the developer has Opinions about physics.

There's graphic violence tagged which threw me off completely. Not what I expected. It's not constant but when it shows up, it really shows up. The tone shifts are jarring in a way I can't decide is intentional or not. One scene you're getting a handjob from a virgin twin while her sister watches through a gap in the door, and then suddenly something genuinely dark happens. The romance elements try to patch things together but the humor hits different after that. Sometimes it lands. Sometimes you're sitting there like... what am I actually playing?

Interracial content is present but not really commented on, which I found interesting. Just is what it is. The multiple endings thing I only know exists because I saw it mentioned somewhere, didn't stumble into any myself. Maybe I missed a choice somewhere. The teasing aspect never really stops, it's like the whole game operates at one simmering level of tension even when supposedly resolving things. Kind of exhausting actually. Might replay just to see if the other routes make more sense or less.

I keep thinking about the scene where you first meet your daughter again after centuries. She's not scared, not exactly. She's disappointed. That hits harder than any fang scene in this whole bloody mess of a game. The First Beings isn't trying to be your typical vampire smut, even though it definitely has the graphic violence and the sex scenes that'll make you glance at your door.

The writing is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone's actual journal rather than a polished novel. Sometimes the dialogue loops weirdly, and I got stuck on one choice screen for way too long because the options were basically "be a monster" or "be slightly less of a monster but still pretty terrible." The fear/love system sounds clever on paper but in practice it feels like you're just picking which flavor of trauma to inflict on your progeny. I don't know if that's intentional or not.

The lore dumps about The Hidden, your secret lineage or whatever, can get tedious. I found myself clicking through paragraphs about ancient bloodlines while waiting for the next actually interesting bit. But then there's this moment with your former equal, the one you raised children with before everything fell apart. The sexual tension there is thick enough to choke on, and the game doesn't shy away from making it properly explicit when things finally boil over. Full nudity, detailed acts, the works. It's hot in that uncomfortable way where you're not sure if you should be enjoying it given the context.

The monster designs are genuinely unsettling, which makes the romance options feel even weirder. You're supposed to be this ancient terror who shaped civilizations with blood and fear, but now you're just... tired. The game asks if redemption is possible for something like you. I kept choosing the brutal options because honestly, the restraint path felt fake. Like putting a leash on a hurricane. But maybe that says more about me than the game. The mystery elements work better than the relationship stuff, which is backwards from what I expected going in.