Getting Inside feels like somebody mashed together a horny isekai, a shitpost Discord server, and one of those old Ren’Py projects you find on itch at 3 brain cells left. You start as this absolute nobody, walking disaster of a dude, whose life is basically scrolling Twitter, alt-tabbing to Pornhub, and pretending “tomorrow I change everything.” Then this demon just pops into your life like a bugged popup ad and goes “hey, wanna ruin your soul with pussy and bad decisions?” Except he doesn’t even ask for your soul. He just hangs around, vibing, treating your life like a season of trash reality TV. And it actually kinda works. The story leans hard into the idea that you’re not a hero, you’re not special, you’re just a moron getting dragged into a world where every woman is hotter than the last and you’re still somehow surprised when they want to ride you.

What I liked is how the “seduce all the women” thing is more than just clicking the top option like a monkey. Sometimes you pick the obviously horny answer and the girl just stares at you like “wow, that’s it? that’s your entire personality?” One moment you’re smooth talking a smug office lady, thinking yeah I nailed this, and two dialogue clicks later you’re getting verbally undressed because you forgot her name. That early scene in the bar where you’re trying to impress the older woman while the demon is basically live-commenting like a toxic Twitch chat? Peak. He’s roasting your flirting mid-sentence, then the CG swaps and suddenly she’s grinding on your lap and your brain just deletes half the text because tits. The sex scenes are not subtle at all: there’s spit, creampies, messy facials, that one angle where you know the artist went “yeah, this is going on the preview page.” But in between the nut bait you get these weirdly funny moments, like the MC worrying more about his stamina than the fact some of these girls might actually be dangerous. Also, side note, one of the dialogue fonts feels like something from a school project and it annoyed me for no real reason and then I kept noticing it, like a mosquito.

It still plays like a light visual novel you could run in a browser tab next to Telegram and pretend you’re answering DMs. Click, read, pick a choice, get railed or get rejected. No grind, no dumb gacha, no “energy system,” just straight “make choice, get pussy or pain.” Some routes go surprisingly dark for a game that opens like a horny joke, especially when the demon stops laughing and you realize he actually sees you as entertainment more than buddy. One girl smiles sweet, calls you “cute,” then later sits on your face like she’s trying to erase you from existence, and you’re there thinking “romance, I guess?” The endings shift a lot depending on how much of a degenerate or coward you play, and yeah, you can totally bungle it and end up less happy than where you started, which is kinda funny in a sad porn addict way. It’s messy, the tone flips from goofy to uncomfortably hot to “oh shit this is low-key tragic,” and the art sometimes looks rushed right before a scene that hits your kink so hard you forget to blink. On Pornhub you scroll past a thousand clips that feel more fake than this idiot’s demon-fueled sex life, and somehow that’s the charm: it’s horny, dumb, self-aware, sometimes surprisingly mean, and you still click “another route” after telling yourself you’re done.

Wet Sand feels like somebody mashed together a horny Wattpad pirate fanfic with a decent point and click game, then actually bothered to make the sex look hot. You play as Fabian, this "oops I’m a captain now" guy who basically gets thrown onto a ship, surrounded by cutthroats and horny weirdos, and somehow every crisis turns into flirting or someone on their knees. It starts kind of light, just you poking around the ship, clicking barrels, checking cabins, reading little notes, that kind of usual VN rhythm. Then suddenly you’re in a cabin with a monster girl with fins on her hips, and she’s teasing you about being too soft for pirate life while she’s literally licking your cock like it’s some sacred ritual. The game does this a lot: calm scene, bit of worldbuilding, then bam, blowjob with heavy breathing and wet sounds in your headphones. I was playing with Spotify open, then had to slam it off because the moans and gulping felt way more intense than my sad indie playlist. Also, side note, whoever handled the animations likes saliva. A lot. The camera just hangs there on lips, tongue, that string of drool sliding down, and it kind of overstays but also I didn’t skip. Not even once.

The funniest thing is how it pretends to be all "serious pirate adventure" and then keeps nudging you straight into horny trouble. You talk to this one pirate girl who looks almost normal at first, just a bit too pale, long hair, sexy smirk, and then she flashes her teeth and yeah, those are not human. She threatens to eat you and then, of course, decides oral in a totally different sense is better. The game throws in romantic vibes too, like soft candle light, slow talking, some lines that try really hard to be poetic. Sometimes it works and you get this cozy, almost wholesome scene where a monster girl curls around you in the bunk and talks about old gods while stroking your chest. Sometimes it’s cringe as hell but in a charming way, like a horny teenager wrote the dialogue after watching Black Sails on mute. There’s a small moment on deck that stuck with me: you’re choosing how to handle a crew argument, very basic VN choice stuff, and if you pick the more caring option, later one of the girls thanks you by getting on her knees behind some crates while the crew is nearby. That sneaky public-but-not-quite tension hit way harder than the more "epic" scenes with tentacles in the background and ancient statues looking at you. I give Wet Sand the highly scientific award of "Best Use Of A Ship’s Storage Room To Suck A Captain Dry" because that cramped little space ends up way more memorable than the giant god scenes.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. The romance is there, yeah, but the game knows you’re here for pirates and monster girls deepthroating the captain until he forgets his own name. Sometimes the pacing just collapses, like you go from talking about fate and curses, to two seconds later staring at jiggling tits bouncing in a loop while she moans your name, and it feels like the story lost its train of thought as badly as you did. But somehow that fits. The fantasy world feels lived in, even if half the lore is delivered between spits of cum and sloppy kisses. There’s a scene where the girl wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, laughs, and casually goes, "Captain, the sea took your fear, but I’ll take something better," and it sounds corny written down, but in context, with the animation and her eyes shining a bit too bright, it just clicks. I kept thinking, "this is trashy," while clicking to the next sex scene as fast as possible. That contradiction kind of is the mood of the whole thing. Wet Sand is messy, horny, sometimes dumb, sometimes weirdly tender, and it keeps shoving you into the role of this clueless guy who stumbles from pirate drama to monster girl oral like it’s the most natural path.

Akabur going after the turtle universe again feels weirdly natural, like of course someone was going to turn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into a horny breeding season thing and of course it was going to be him. The tone of this game sits in that space where parody and fetish just fuse, so one moment you’re laughing at how dumb a line is and the next you realize you’re actually kind of turned on by April being passed around by four horny mutants who clearly see her more like a shared breeding toy than a news reporter. The story pretends it’s about “chapters” and “seasons” but what it really does is slowly strip April down from being this confident reporter into a slutty pet for the whole sewer. There is this constant teasing vibe where she still has that bright reporter energy, asking questions, trying to maintain her dignity, while the turtles and Splinter treat her “curiosity” as an invitation to stuff every hole. You get the feeling she’s supposed to resist, at least at the start, but the game never hides it: the whole point is to watch her slide into loving the gangbangs, loving being surrounded by thick mutant cock, to the point where having only two inside her at once starts to feel “low effort”.

What I liked, in a twisted way, is how casual the group scenes are handled. This isn’t one “epic” orgy and credits roll, it’s more like: April shows up thinking she’s here to do some interview fluff piece and suddenly she’s on her knees, face shiny, one turtle in her mouth, another squeezing her tits from behind, one rubbing his tip between her cheeks, while Splinter calmly talks about “training” and “discipline” as if this is just martial arts class with extra fluids. The gangbangs are messy, a bit goofy, and sometimes the dialogue is awkward as hell, but somehow that fits the Saturday-morning-cartoon-gone-wrong energy. It almost feels illegal in your brain, like your inner kid who watched TMNT on TV is screaming while your adult self is thinking “yeah ok but seeing April stretched open and leaking after being pumped full by four different mutants at once is actually hot as fuck”. The game leans fully into that corruption fantasy, too. Not only one-on-one scenes, but moments where April is pinned against a sewer wall, legs spread so wide she can’t close them, two cocks inside her, another grinding against her lips, Splinter watching calmly like he’s making sure his sons are breeding her properly. She gets filled, overfilled, dripping down her thighs, then still asked to clean each of them with her tongue. And she does. There’s no big moral lesson, just a slow, filthy slide into April becoming the unofficial mating toy of the whole turtle clan.

Celica looks like one of those anime mages that would normally be a side character, but here she just owns the whole place and also somehow loses her clothes every five minutes. Town of Magic feels like someone mashed together a comfy little fantasy RPG and a horny fever dream, then forgot to add any shame. You wander around this cute pixel town, click on random stuff, poke your nose in places you probably shouldn’t, and the game basically answers: “oh, you wanted horny?” every second screen. It starts fairly soft, just teasing, some groping here and there, but the moment a slime girl or tentacle monster gets involved, things escalate so fast it’s almost funny. Half the time I was like “ok, this is too much” while also clicking the next scene instantly.

The mix of point & click wandering and turn-based fights is weird in a nice way. You’re chatting with girls at the inn, flirting with some suspiciously friendly witch, then suddenly you’re in a struggle where every failed move means Celica’s outfit gets shredded a bit more. It’s not just a simple game over either. Enemies grab her, pin her, clothes rip, the living outfit sometimes joins the fun instead of helping, and if you fuck up, you end up possessed or wrapped in things that have way too many tentacles. That combat struggle stuff is where the game actually feels kinkier than it has any right to, because it gives you this slow “oh shit, I’m losing control” vibe instead of just jump cutting to porn. One time I misclicked during a slime fight on my phone while half distracted with Spotify and suddenly Celica is swallowed from the waist down and the only thought in my head was “ok, this is absolutely someone’s favorite thing ever.” And then I replayed it on purpose, so, yeah.

The funniest part is how the town itself pretends everything is normal. You’re this female mage, constantly molested by monsters, half naked, maybe half possessed by some horny entity, and the NPC girls are still like “oh hey, wanna check the forest today?” as if tentacles aren’t a scheduled weather event. The yuri angle is all over the place, too. A lot of scenes are just girls with girls, or monsters that clearly “count as girls for the plot,” if you know what I mean. Some of the best bits are when another girl ends up tangled together with Celica, both of them getting pushed around by living clothes or slimy things, and you’re just sitting there thinking “ok, I did not plan for this combo, but I’m not complaining.” At the same time, yeah, sometimes events are too cryptic, like “walk here on this weird timing or no sexy scene for you,” and I caught myself alt-tabbing to Discord and grumbling while trying again. But when it actually clicks and you trigger a long animated scene where Celica is half fighting, half giving in, with her outfit slowly betraying her, it hits that very specific fantasy of being the cute mage who went out to grind XP and ended up getting thoroughly “grinded” instead. The game is rough in spots, like someone kept adding more and more kinks instead of polishing the old ones, yet that’s exactly why it feels kind of personal and stupidly charming. It’s messy, horny, lesbian as hell, full of monsters that want to grope you into submission, and the clothes are absolutely not on your side.