Vacation porn game brain-rot really hits different when you’re trying to sneak a quick fap between putting laundry in the dryer and yelling at a kid to please stop sticking LEGO in the fan. This thing drops you in a fancy Hawaii hotel where everyone is way too hot, way too horny, and somehow no one is screaming about school lunches. You make your own girl at the start, and I spent way too long swapping hairstyles and bikinis instead of actually getting railed. It feels a bit like scrolling Instagram filters while secretly thinking “yeah, I’d let that guy choke me a little.” You pick hair, outfits, vibe, and then suddenly you’re that girl who actually went on vacation instead of just saving travel TikToks she’ll never use. The hotel itself is like a horny labyrinth. Lobby, pool, bar, balcony, little side walks near the beach, and it’s all just excuses to bump into one of the love interests and pretend you’re here for “romance” when you’re really waiting to see who’s gonna pin you to the bed first.

Each route starts all sweet and “oh, aloha, welcome to the resort” and very quickly turns into “okay, who’s on top and who’s begging.” There’s a soft one who looks like he’d write you poems, except the moment you give him a little green light he’s grabbing your wrists and telling you how good girls behave. Another one has that smug vibe, like a guy who knows exactly how wet he’s making you just by leaning a bit closer than normal while he “teaches” you something pointless. Little teasing lines like “You’re blushing. Are you thinking about what I could do to you later?” and I’m just here trying to tap choices with a thumb that still has dish soap on it. It sells that slow burn pretty well: lingering eye contact at the bar, accidental thigh touch at dinner, your character’s inner thoughts getting dirtier with every scene. Then it flips and she’s the one taking control, pushing him back on the bed, riding his face like she owns the suite. Halfway through one scene at the balcony I actually forgot the potatoes in the oven, because I really needed to see if she was going to make him beg or if he’d snap and pin her against the rail. She makes him wait. Makes you wait too. Edge city. Honestly hot as hell.

What I liked is how your choices don’t just give “good ending / bad ending” stuff. You lean into being a brat, you get different lines, different positions, different ways they talk to you. Say the wrong thing and the guy you thought would be a total dom suddenly gets shy and you end up on top, guiding his hands, teaching him how you want your pussy touched. Say the bold thing and the mood changes: voice drops, he moves closer, hand on your neck, asking if you really thought you could tease him and walk away. There’s one route where your girl starts all sweet and respectful, then bit by bit realizes she likes holding the power. She’s the one telling him when he’s allowed to come, whispering in his ear, making him stay hard while she grinds and pulls his hair. I wish the text box wasn’t so damn tiny, I keep scrolling back like an idiot because my thumb presses the wrong choice, and it annoys me every single time. Still kept playing. The romantic parts hit, then they throw in dirty talk that’d make a nun drop her rosary, then go back to kissing in the rain like it’s a drama show. Some endings are all cuddly and stars in the sky, others have you getting fucked raw on hotel sheets with your legs shaking and him telling you exactly how many times you already came. And in between all that, I’m just pausing to check if the kids are still on YouTube and not behind me reading over my shoulder. This game is way too horny for the amount of towels I’m folding.

I went into this one thinking it will be just another click sex gallery with some fake “choices”, then suddenly I realize I’ve spent half my lunch break just walking around, talking to people and poking at every little menu like some horny tourist who also really likes spreadsheets. The game throws you in as a male protagonist with way too much freedom for his own good. You’re not dragged from scene to scene, you kinda wander, test boundaries, annoy NPCs, and sometimes you accidentally unlock a blowjob in a place where you just came to check the vending machine prices. It feels messy in that good way, like an old porn folder mixed with a half-finished life sim.

The whole thing is built around this slow, sandbox rhythm. You wake up, decide what to do, who to stalk, who to be nice with, and when to push for something more. One moment I’m checking stats like a nerd in a gacha game, the next I’m getting a lazy handjob on some couch while the girl complains about my earlier choices. The real model AI-style art is weirdly addicting. Sometimes it looks almost like screenshots stolen from OnlyFans with that “I shot this in my bedroom with shitty light” vibe. Other times the faces glitch a bit and it’s like you’re fucking a magazine cutout that moved too much. I actually like that. It feels less plastic than most polished hentai. There’s this one animated scene where she’s riding you, and her hair moves just a bit wrong and I spent a full minute staring like, is this hot or cursed, and then I realized I had already clicked “repeat” twice.

Sex-wise it doesn’t play shy at all. You get vaginal right away if you push for it, but the game really shines when you take your time, tease, piss people off, then somehow still talk them into spreading their legs. The build up makes even a simple blowjob feel earned. There’s this oral scene in a cramped bathroom where she’s on her knees, half annoyed, half turned on, and the animation has her eyes flicking up at you at the wrong rhythm, which kinda makes it even dirtier. Anal opens up later and the game doesn’t pretend it’s tender or romantic. It’s rough, a bit violent in tone, with her swearing at you and then grinding back harder. One anal animation looks like some porn GIF you’d find on a sketchy Telegram channel, and I mean that as praise. Footjob stuff pops up if you chase the right dialogue branches: she pushes you down, heels still on, toes wrapped around your dick, and you’re thinking “why do I like this low-res floor texture so much”. The simulator side of it is not deep like a big RPG, but you feel your choices stacking: say the wrong shit, you get ignored; push the right button, you suddenly have her spitting on your cock behind a locked door. There is violence mixed here and there too, not like gore or something, but rough scenes with slaps, grabbing, that kind of edge that makes the sweet scenes feel strange later.

The pacing is all over the place, in a good way and a bad way at same time. Sometimes you wander too long with no payoff, clicking around the map like a Tinder addict refreshing matches, and nothing happens besides a couple of repeated lines. Then suddenly you stumble into a full animated sequence where she jerks you off, spits on it, then switches to sucking you, then back to hand again, like a porn editor who refused to cut anything. Some conversations are written like a machine trying to flirt, but then one line hits perfect and actually feels human, especially when she teases you for being too eager, or bored, or broke. I had one run where I focused only on being a decent guy, no pushing, no creepy stuff, and I still ended up with her sitting on my lap, grinding, saying she “didn’t plan this today” while the text options quietly pretend you totally did. It’s not pretty in a polished way. Half the UI feels like something a horny coder threw together between Discord messages. But somehow, when you finally pin her to the bed, or when she wraps her feet around you with that half-smirk, everything before clicks in your brain like “yeah, this is exactly the trashy fantasy I signed up for, and it’s taking itself just serious enough to work and not serious at all at same time.”

Summer at a film studio sounds cute until you’re the only clueless guy dropped right in the middle of everyone’s dirty little secrets and fake smiles. In this VN you’re a young dude who thinks he’s just going to chill with his best friend, maybe flirt a bit, maybe finally figure out what the hell he wants. Instead, the whole place feels like a crime scene wrapped in a gossip column. One ugly incident happens early on and from there the story starts twisting: every actor, every director, every assistant with a perfect jawline suddenly has something to hide, and your dick and your moral compass are never really pointing in the same direction. It’s very “I want to trust you while you’re fucking me against the dressing-room mirror, but also did you ruin my life yesterday?”

What I liked first is how soft the game pretends to be. Colors, outfits, that glamorous showbiz vibe, all very pretty and romantic. The MC is this slightly confused but not dumb guy, and the cast is full of men who would look perfect on some Instagram Explore page. At the start I really thought it would stay in that sweet boy-love lane: tender kisses behind the trailers, shy confessions, a bit of hand-holding on the red carpet, that kind of thing. Then the corruption side slowly slides in and it changes the taste of everything. Suddenly that sweet producer who bought you coffee is pushing you to use your body for information, the golden-boy actor is happy to bend you over a script table if it helps keep his secrets safe, and a “romantic date” can easily turn into you being used as leverage in some nasty studio game. Sex scenes can be affectionate and slow, but some routes lean into power play and manipulation, where you feel yourself giving in, scene after scene, to guys who know exactly which button to press, both emotional and physical. I adore this, and I kind of hate it. Sometimes the writing hits really intimate and raw, and other times it feels like it is teasing something darker but stops just before getting truly messy. The corruption is strong on the emotional side, less so on the body-breaking side, and I’m greedy, I wanted more moral rot.

The dating sim part has that old Ren’Py brain feel where you start counting choices in your head while pretending you’re not. You’re juggling conversations, saying the “right” bullshit in interviews, choosing who you trust after some dramatic reveal, and half of the time you’re thinking with your cock, half with paranoia. I had one path where I tried to stay loyal to one guy and it still ended in this bittersweet, almost cruel way, and then another run where I was basically a slut with a notebook, fucking my way up and down the call sheet to squeeze clues out of people. That second run actually gave me one of the softer endings, which pissed me off but also made me weirdly happy. Some endings feel romantic and hopeful, some are just like “congrats, you survived and you’re a little broken now”, which, in a game about show business, feels just right. There is at least one moment where you’re fully naked in a dressing room, getting pinned to the wall by a guy you definitely should not trust, and the only thing between “good” and “bad” ending is whether you whisper what he wants to hear while he’s inside you. That tiny choice feels much bigger than all the dramatic speeches. If you want to squeeze everything out of this game, you kind of have to lean into that, replay scenes, deliberately pick the jealous, needy, or whorish option, even when you know it will hurt your nice-boy image. Let the MC be a little trash, let him be in love with the wrong man, let him say “yes” when any sane person would say “no”, and the story suddenly opens up in ways that feel uncomfortably real and very, very hot.

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Sin or Live feels like one of those messy tarot spreads where every card is about sex, school, and bad decisions, and somehow the deck keeps winking at you. The game throws you into this school vibe that looks all cute on the surface, but the art keeps betraying it. Those chunky pixel shapes hide these ridiculous curves, like someone shoved a hentai magazine into an old RPG and said, “yeah, this is fine.” The main guy walks around with that typical “I’m just a student” attitude, but the world around him is screaming MILF energy, soft thighs, tight skirts, and mouths that linger a bit too long when they talk to him. It’s like the Lovers card crossed with the Devil every time you move to a new room, and if you ever tried to pretend those cards are about spiritual growth, this game just laughs in your face.

What really got me is how teasing it is. Not teasing like a shy girl blushing and running away, more like the universe edging you on purpose. You talk to a teacher, and the camera hangs way too long on her chest, big tits squished into a blouse that looks ready to explode, then it just sends you back to some normal-ass dialogue like nothing happened. Then she leans in to “help with homework” and the text goes from wholesome to dirty in half a sentence, and you feel that click in your brain like pulling the Tower card. Everything falls, clothes included. There is a scene where you go to a quiet corner of the building, and the girl you thought was just background suddenly starts talking about doing something “hands-on.” One thing leads to another, and you are on your knees, or she is, and the game is not shy with that oral focus at all. Lips wrapping around you, the rhythm described in this almost hypnotic way, while the tiny pixel animation still somehow sells the wetness. It is weirdly hot for how simple it looks. And then, after you finish, it just shoves you back into the hallway like you are supposed to care about class again.

The MILF stuff is where it feels like pulling the Empress card, then realizing she has a tramp stamp and a tongue piercing. There is this older woman at school, not exactly staff, not exactly student, kind of that “I’m around here a lot, don’t ask” vibe. Hips so wide the pixels look like they are bending around her ass, tits spilling out of her top whenever she leans forward to “check on you.” She talks to the protagonist like he is a kid, but her hand goes lower every time, resting on his leg, dragging her nails up his thigh, and the writing leans into it without shame. One moment you are joking, next moment her mouth is around your cock and she is taking you deeper, and the text starts spelling out every gag, every lick, like a dirty little ritual. There is this one detail where she wipes her lips with her thumb and then sucks it clean, and it stuck with me way more than any big scene. Some of the pacing is annoying, though. You click through a lot of basic lines before the game finally lets you do what it has been hinting at for ages, like drawing the same card again and again before the spread finally opens up. But when it does, the whole thing turns into this horny, twisted reading of your own choices, where every route feels like another way to mess up your “morality” and get rewarded with a mouth, a pair of breasts pressed against your face, or an ass grinding on your lap behind some classroom door. It is clumsy, filthy, strangely charming, and absolutely not pretending to be anything else.

Christmas in this game feels like someone mashed Pornhub search history with a cheap Hallmark movie, then decided, yeah, that’s fine, let it snow. You play as the boyfriend who is technically the “main character”, but in practice you end up feeling more like a ghost watching your own relationship from the ceiling. Ariana comes over all excited for a long dirty night, already talking about what she wants to do with her mouth, with her tits, grinding on you in that teasing way where she pretends she’s innocent while describing exactly how she wants your cum inside her. Then the job call hits, like a boring capitalist cockblock, and suddenly he’s gone, and you’re left with her, the empty house, and a brain full of guilt and curiosity. The game leans hard into that voyeur angle. You’re not just watching Ariana, you’re watching yourself fail at basic boyfriend duties while she tries to keep her pussy loyal and her thoughts clean, and it’s honestly kind of funny how fast that falls apart.

Because then Santa shows up. Not the Coca Cola one, not the fat soft grandpa from kids movies. This Santa is basically NTR in a red coat, with this big black cock that might as well have its own postal code. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. Every time Ariana says she’s trying to be faithful, the camera lingers on her lips, or on how her thighs press together, or on the wet spot growing while she denies she’s thinking about that one previous night with a “different” guy. There’s this one scene where she’s on the couch, phone in hand, half-writing a text to you and half staring at Santa’s bulge while he pretends to talk about “saving Christmas”. She keeps biting her lip, the text box opens and closes, autocorrect pops up dumb suggestions, and she just erases everything and instead drops to her knees. No big speech, no drama. Just this slow slide down his pants and a shot of her face when she sees how big he actually is, like her whole moral system just short-circuited between her legs.

The sex itself is very direct. Lots of oral, and she’s not shy about it at all. Ariana drools, gags, smears spit all over that shaft, uses both hands like she’s worshipping something sacred and obscene at the same time. She keeps saying it’s “only to help”, that it’s “for Christmas”, which is honestly such a funny excuse that it becomes hot. When they finally fuck, you can tell the game wants you to feel both horny and slightly sick with jealousy. Her nails drag down his back, her tits bounce all over the place, her ass slaps against his hips, and she just keeps asking for it deeper, harder, like she forgot you exist. There’s one angle where you basically see the outline of his cock through her belly when he really rams in, and if you’re already on the edge with NTR, that moment might finish you or break you. She talks about your name once, then mid-moan she replaces it with “Santa” without even noticing, and I actually paused there just to think about how identity kind of collapses when desire is stronger than memory. The final creampie feels like a punchline: thick load leaking out of her stretched pussy while Christmas lights blink in the background, like the universe is quietly clapping for adultery. If you want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, mute your Spotify, put your phone face-down, lean into the jealousy, and let Ariana ruin your Christmas on purpose.

There is this weird little porn clicker about a redhead scientist that feels like someone smashed a health app, a horny comic, and an idle game together after a long week. You start with her looking like a kinda regular nerd in a white coat, messy hair, slightly tired eyes, nothing special, just cute. Then you start clicking through her "experiments" and suddenly you are basically her private pervert assistant, quietly helping her slide from “pure research” into “ok I am masturbating in the lab and writing it into the log, this is fine.” The game plays it totally straight like all this is science, which somehow makes it much dirtier. Half the fun is that she honestly believes all this fucking around is just "data gathering" while you sit there spamming the click like a degenerate.

The pacing is slow but in a good way, if you like the kind of story where corruption is not just a switch but a long road. Early scenes are so tame it almost feels like nothing happens, just small changes in how she talks, the way her shirt sits a bit more open, the blush getting stronger when she mentions "body response." Then, a few upgrades later, she is in the lab late, touching herself in front of her own camera “for analysis” and trying to pretend she is still objective. That shift is done with those single lines of dialogue that hit harder than the big scenes. Like she drops one casual “I guess a little arousal is acceptable during testing” and you know she is already gone. The transformation is not only about her curves, you also see her attitude go from slightly awkward scientist to shameless self-test subject who looks at the screen like she knows exactly you are watching. I liked how some clicks just give one new expression instead of a big event. That tiny smirk that appears when she logs "masturbation frequency: increased" did more for me than some games where characters go full slut in two dialogues.

What makes it stick in my head is how unpolished it feels in small ways that actually help the mood. The AI art shifts a bit between scenes, sometimes her face looks slightly different and it feels like she is glitching as the experiments mess with her body. At one point her boobs are suddenly a bit too big for one sprite, then in the next they settle into a nicer shape, and my brain just accepted it like "oh yeah, transformation in progress, carry on." The UI clicked weird on my phone in Chrome, by the way, that little pause between clicks annoyed me once and I kept thinking I broke something, but then I forgot about it because she started panting in the audio log and I am weak. There is a really nice touch when you unlock one of the mid-corruption states and she is still in the lab coat but you can tell she is not wearing anything serious under it anymore, just this teasing hint of color when she moves. I spent way too long trying to trigger that one pose again, like an idiot, instead of going forward. The game pretends to be "casual," but it quietly trains you to min-max arousal, health stats, and her morality without telling you what you are really doing to her. At some point she laughs a bit too freely while talking about stress relief through masturbation, and I actually paused, thinking "ok, maybe I pushed her too far." Then I clicked again. Of course.

Twenty four, broke, kicked out, scrolling porn on your phone in a shitty mood, then you load up this thing and suddenly you’re standing in the hallway of your step aunt’s house, holding a single duffel bag like some failed adult. That opening hit me harder than I expected, honestly. It’s not subtle. The game throws you straight into that feeling of being worthless and embarrassed, while she’s there in the doorway, blonde hair a bit messy, wearing clothes that are absolutely not “proper aunt” level. She talks, actually talks, with real voice lines, and the tone is this weird mix of warm and a bit too soft, like she’s trying not to show how lonely she is. From the Unreal side of my brain, I kept expecting some fancy camera tricks, but it stays tight in POV, just you and her, and that works way better for this kind of teasing vibe than any flashy stuff.

Her first “you can stay as long as you need” line already sounds like a lie, in a good way. There’s this tiny pause, that small breath the VA does, where you feel she wants more than just a tenant. And then the kinetic thing kicks in. No choices, no fake “moral paths”, nothing. You’re strapped into this slow, horny train and it’s going exactly one direction. That annoyed me for like two minutes, since I’m used to branching nonsense, but then the scenes start building on each other so clean that I forgot I even wanted choices. It’s basically daily life with a hot step aunt who pretends she’s only being motherly while her hand stays on your shoulder just a bit too long. The camera angle when you sit at the kitchen table and she leans close, her breasts almost brushing your arm, is honestly so simple but it works. No crazy animations, just enough movement and voice to make your brain go “yeah, she knows what she’s doing.”

The first actual lewd moment is almost irritatingly realistic. It’s not some instant clothes off bullshit. You’re exhausted from your new job, flopped on her couch, and she sits behind you, starts “massaging” your shoulders. Her fingers drift down your chest, and the MC keeps doing that awkward internal monologue, trying to stay polite, like “I shouldn’t think of her like that.” Meanwhile she’s breathing warm in your ear, and you see just the corner of her lips in the frame, this half smile. When her hand slides lower and she pretends to be surprised that you’re hard, that line is delivered so casually it almost feels improvised. Then she strokes you off, slow, with this mix of guilt and hunger in her voice, whispering that it’s just to help you “relax, after such a hard day.” It’s filthy and tender at the same time. I hated that it worked so well on me, because the setup is simple as hell, but the pacing and the teasing sell the whole thing without needing any complicated systems or effects. The game just sits there and goes: you’re broke, you’re stuck, and your only comfort is an older blonde woman who should not be doing this to you, but she keeps doing it anyway, and you keep letting her.

You start as this awkward newborn succubus who looks like she should already know how to ruin lives with a single blowjob, but actually she’s kind of a mess. That’s the fun part. The game doesn’t treat you like some overpowered goddess right away; you kind of stumble into your powers, tease them out of people, literally and emotionally. One moment you’re practicing a shy little handjob in a dark corner, next moment you’re learning how to twist someone’s mind with a half-whispered promise and a well-timed squeeze of your tits around their cock. The pacing is slower than many horny players want, but in a good way, like edging: long stretches of flirting, teasing, small talk, choices that feel harmless and then, ten clicks later, you realize you just corrupted a “good girl” into begging you to watch her masturbate against a toy you gave her. The sound helps a lot; there’s this soft, kind of hypnotic background track that hums under everything, and then tiny sharp sounds when you spank someone, or when skin rubs on sheets, or that slick wet noise when she slides down on you. It never screams for attention, it just drips into your brain until you’re way more invested than you thought. I played it with headphones on, Chrome full screen, Telegram blowing up in the background, didn’t answer a single message, because I was too busy making a “romance route” accidentally turn into blackmail and humiliation. And the game just quietly lets you do that without wagging its finger.

The whole thing looks like someone fed an AI a bunch of porn comics and fantasy posters, then a human with too much free time cleaned it up and decided, “Yeah, this milf gets a collar, and this busty schoolteacher also has a demonic tattoo under her skirt, nobody will notice until she’s naked.” The tits are huge in a very unapologetic way, like they’re their own characters, bouncing, getting fucked between, dripping cum from a sloppy titfuck POV while the camera stays just where it should: low, close, almost too intimate. Faces are expressive enough that when a girl pretends to be shy about exhibitionism, you see that tiny smirk that says she’s loving every second. Sometimes the AI CG shows weird little finger issues or strange shadows on hair and I kept staring at one girl’s ear that looked a bit like melted wax. Completely killed my vibe for half a scene. And then I forgot it two clicks later when she turned around and showed that big ass, cheeks red from spanking, needy for a creampie. It’s that kind of game. One moment you’re trying to play it “nice”, seducing slowly, picking romance options, kissing before sucking. Next moment your succubus side unlocks some darker path and you’re making her crawl naked across a living room, collar and leash, while her best friend watches and pretends she’s not turned on. The sandbox bits let you just wander, poke at characters, test different toys on them, watch them break piece by piece. Sometimes nothing happens and you get a boring chat scene that feels like filler, and you’re clicking annoyed, but then you hit a line where she admits she masturbated thinking about you dominating her and suddenly all those “wasted” clicks feel like foreplay. The game never rushes to the big group sex, to the harem piled around you, to the lesbian threesomes where you just sit back and enjoy the view while they lick each other for your approval. It just kind of slides there, one corrupted girl at a time, until you’re the quiet center of a storm of moans and obedience, and the only real question is who you’ll break next, softly or not at all.

Shut-in guy, tiny messy room, curtains always closed, porn tabs buried under strategy guides, that whole vibe. He pokes at some sketchy “Forbidden Summoning Book” like it’s just another weird time killer, and instead of getting some proud demon king or dramatic angel of death he pulls in Ain, an Outer God that looks like a perfect smug Japanese goddess who got lost on her way to a gacha banner. She expects the usual “give me power, make me ruler of everything” speech, and this idiot basically goes: “uh… can you be my board game buddy?” Cosmic error, universe kind of shrugs, and suddenly this unknowable calamity is stuck as his roommate, padding around his apartment like it’s totally normal while sounding like an anime heroine who wandered into the wrong genre. She’s fully voiced, every snarky line dripping with that lazy superiority, like she could erase galaxies but she’d rather bully this one useless nerd instead.

The fun part is how fast the supernatural stuff becomes just routine dirty slice of life. One minute you’re doing little QTE bits while they duel over some dumb board game, the next she’s got her feet in his lap, “by accident”, casually grinding her soft sole over his hard-on while explaining cosmic horror rules. She talks shit the whole time too, like “you’re getting this hard just from my toes?” in that playful goddess tone, and the poor guy can’t even look her in the eyes. Footjob scenes hit that perfect mix of mean and weirdly tender, toes curling around him while she pretends it’s just teasing. She’s got ridiculous big tits and big ass packed into this tight outfit that screams “divine being trying to cosplay as a normal roommate”, and when she climbs on top to ride him you really feel the power gap. Female domination here isn’t whips and chains, it’s the way she acts like his cock is just another toy she owns. Oral scenes are noisy and sloppy, lots of lip smacks and smug little hums, like she’s tasting a new snack, and yeah the censorship mosaics are there but honestly her voice does most of the work. When she milks him with those slow strokes and just lets him creampie her, she looks down on him with that “you’re so pathetic but you’re mine” face that hits harder than any spell. There’s romance too, kind of clumsy, buried under all the teasing. He freaks out over small stuff like brushing teeth together, while she casually offers her throat for him to kiss like it’s nothing. Every day stuff turns weird: brushing past her in that tiny room, getting a flash of her tits as she “forgets” to close her top, her bending over right in his face, wiggling her ass just a bit too long. Sometimes the idle moments are almost boring, sometimes the humor misses, sometimes the QTE timing is annoying as hell and feels like it’s interrupting your horniness, but then she whispers something low and dirty in that goddess voice and it all just clicks again. She’ll yank his pants down mid-argument, sink onto his dick and keep talking about cosmic order while riding him slow, like sex is just part of the conversation now. It’s that contrast that sells it: almighty Outer God, stuck as your horny, mocking, strangely affectionate roommate, turning your shut-in life into this messy loop of board games, trash jokes, and getting drained by a celestial girl who pretends not to care while clearly falling for you.