Eldmere looks pretty at first glance, like one of those shiny fantasy kingdoms from a mobile ad, but then you realize the whole place runs on control, sex and who’s holding who by the throat. You play this guy who crawls out of an orphanage and suddenly finds himself in the world of “Trainers”, which is basically nobility mixed with professional doms who smile in public and break people in private. Your job is to climb that ladder, one obedient girl and one fake-ass polite noble at a time. The game loves to tease you: big soft breasts pushed into your face while the girl is technically your “student”, that slow bending-over animation where you know it’s scripted but your brain still goes “wait, run that back”, and those outfits that are like three straps away from just public indecency. You walk through those gilded halls and everyone looks like a painting you should not be allowed to touch, but the whole point is that you absolutely are allowed to touch, if you play your cards right.

What got me hooked was how the sex and the power games are all tangled. You’re not just pressing “fuck” and watching a loop. You’re coaxing, threatening, rewarding, humiliating, and your choices actually twist how a girl looks at you later. There’s this moment where you’re “teaching” a noble’s daughter how to behave at a ball, which sounds boring, and then suddenly you’re using her mouth as a lesson in obedience while she still tries to keep that perfect-lady smile. She’s got this massive chest squeezed into some ridiculous corset, and you decide if she ends the scene proud of serving you or crying because you pushed too far. Then later you meet her again and she remembers. Small facial expression changes, how quickly she kneels, whether she teases you with her ass while pretending it’s “an accident”. Stuff like that feels way hotter than just another hentai loop on auto-play in VLC.

The world itself is kind of messed up in a good way. Beauty is a weapon, and everyone knows it, so the girls flaunt it like currency. You’ll have a courtesan with a perfect round ass sitting on your lap, whispering palace secrets while you’re trying not to stare down her cleavage too obviously. The game almost trolls you with how often it puts big tits right in the camera for no real reason, like “oh, you were listening to the political plot? Here, have some nipples pressed under silk to ruin your focus”. I wish some scenes were less talky in the middle, like the pacing goes horny, horny, horny, then ten lines of lore about who owns what estate and which Trainer betrayed which mistress, and I’m just sitting there drinking cold coffee like, yeah yeah, please get back to that maid who “accidentally” brushed her ass along my cock under the table. Also there’s this one background loop in a fancy hall that plays too often and now my brain associates it with getting teased and never quite finishing. But then the game throws another scene where a shy servant girl, who was barely making eye contact before, starts grinding back against you, tits bouncing while she pretends she’s just “adjusting her stance”, and you forget the complaint instantly. It’s classy and trashy at the same time, like someone glued a porno behind a stained glass window and gave you the key to walk in.

Teddy’s life starts in that weird gray zone where you’re not really a kid anymore, but people still treat you like one, and the only person who actually gives a damn is Sofia. She takes him in, plays the caring adopter, all gentle smiles and tight blouses that can barely contain those massive tits, and at first it really feels like she’s just trying to do the right thing. Then the touches start to linger. The hugs last a bit too long. Her hand “accidentally” brushes his crotch when she squeezes past him in the hallway. You can almost smell the moment this crosses the line from family drama into “oh shit, this is getting seriously dirty” and the game just leans into it without pretending to be classy. One night she shows up at his room in a half-open robe, nothing under it, asking in that fake innocent tone if he’s having trouble sleeping. Yeah, that scene hooked me instantly.

The corruption angle is slow enough to make you twitchy, but not so slow you get bored. She starts off teasing like crazy. Bending over right in front of him so that big ass fills the screen, pretending she’s “just cleaning”. Stretching with her arms up so the shirt rides up, soft belly and sideboob flashing, and her armpits on full display if that’s your thing. There’s one animated scene where she traps his head between her tits like some kind of mercy kill, rubbing her huge boobs over his face while she bites her lip and makes those ahegao faces that are way too filthy for how soft her voice sounds. At one point she casually starts masturbating on the couch while “watching a movie”, barely covered by a blanket, and you see Teddy just freeze there, trying not to stare at her fingers sliding between her legs. Of course he stares. Of course she notices. She pretends to scold him and then makes him sit closer. I liked that a lot. Actually I hated it. Whatever.

When things finally snap, it’s not romantic at all, it’s messy and horny and awkward like it should be. She strips for him, slow and mean, talking him through every piece of clothing coming off, almost like she’s testing how far she can drag him down with her. There’s titfucks where she pins him down and rides his cock with those big tits like she’s been waiting years for it. Vaginal sex scenes that focus on that moment she shifts from “this is wrong” to “I’m not going to stop”. There’s this wild little armpit sex scene that feels like the dev went “fuck it, I’m doing my fetish today” and honestly, respect. The teasing never really stops, even when they’re already fucking. She keeps twisting the knife, calling him her good boy while she moans with that ridiculous ahegao face and messy hair. The stripping, the way she uses her body, the way she looks too put together and then suddenly not at all, it sells the whole milf corruption vibe better than most games trying to be deep. I only got annoyed that her phone notification sound in one scene is the same default Android chime as mine and now I get horny every time Telegram pings, which is honestly not helpful at all.

Blueberry Academy feels like someone grabbed every filthy school fantasy from old fanfics, shook it around with modern pornbrain, then just went “yeah, that’s enough” and shipped it. You arrive as the new guy in this rich, creepy forest school that pretends to be elite and serious, but every hallway feels like it’s one wrong turn away from a sex dungeon. Which is fair, because a lot of it is literally sex dungeons. First time I walked into one of the “special practice rooms” and saw the hooks, benches, chains and a neat little row of plugs and vibrators lined up like they’re school supplies, I laughed out loud. It’s stupid, but in the best way. The game knows exactly what it is. You’ve got twins in uniform giving you that “oh, we’re so innocent, senpai” act, and three minutes later one of them is begging to be tied to the chair and have her skirt flipped while the other watches from the doorway, pretending to keep lookout and clearly getting off on it. The whole school is like this weird mix of formal rules and total sexual chaos. One scene you’re in a dull classroom, the next you’re fucking a girl against the window with half the dorms able to see her face pressed in the glass, and she’s moaning louder on purpose because she likes the attention.

I’m really into voices, so I was listening hard, and the audio is messy in a way I actually kind of enjoyed. Some moans are a bit too “porn actress reading lines” and then suddenly you get this low shaky breath in your ear that sounds way too real, like someone forgot the mic was still on. There was this anal scene with one of the twins in the showers where she tries to keep quiet, and the little broken whimper she lets out when you push just a bit more in? That one stayed with me way longer than anything else. Then another girl has this bratty tone while you use a vibrator on her under the desk, and her voice goes from cocky to needy so fast it almost feels like two different actresses. Maybe it is. No idea. I like that it isn’t clean. The timing on the lines sometimes doesn’t match the strokes, sometimes a gasp triggers half a second earlier, sometimes the panting loops weirdly, and instead of killing the mood it kind of fits the “secret porn project made by horny students after class” vibe. Some of the punishment scenes in the BDSM club room, with ropes digging into thighs and girls being told to hold their skirt up while you smack their ass, would honestly be perfect if they re-recorded like five lines and stopped using the same “ahh” three times in a row. But I still replayed those scenes, because when the girl starts begging to be shown off in the courtyard, collar on, you forget about the audio hiccups and just go with it. It’s trashy, messy, and sometimes awkward, and that actually makes the whole academy feel more real than half the polished porn games out there.

Guy is 26, thinks his life is kinda sorted, right? Nice job, good money, living with his dad in this comfy house, cute girlfriend who looks innocent but you can tell she rides like a devil when she wants. Then this one shitty day hits him in the face. Everything crashes at same time, like the universe got horny for drama. Fight at home, tension with the old man, his girl acting weird with her phone always face down. He tries to just escape the whole city mess, jumps between trains and buses, then surprise, transport strike. Stuck. Sweaty. Pissed. Horny. Bad combo. He ends up at this hotel bar that feels like a limbo where only broken people and thirsty MILFs spawn.

The game really leans into that slow burn teasing, not just “ok, here’s boobs, click to continue”. You start as this guy who actually feels like a bit of a clueless virgin again, even if he had a girlfriend. All the confidence is gone. First time you meet the older woman at the bar, she talks like she already owns your dick, but she never gives you what you want right away. Just leans closer, runs her fingers around the glass, asks about your “little problems at home” while her dress keeps slipping a bit lower each drink. At some point she just grabs your thigh under the table and keeps smiling like nothing happens, and the game lets you decide if you pull away like a good boy or lean in to ruin your whole life. I picked ruin. Obviously.

What surprised me is how the romance thing sometimes feels sweet then two seconds later you’re fucking someone you probably shouldn’t even hug. There’s this scene in the hotel room, lights low, you’re kissing her and the animation shows every small move, hips grinding really slow, pussy getting wetter each stroke, and your phone keeps buzzing on the nightstand. It’s your girlfriend. The game doesn’t pause for it. You’re balls deep while her name flashes on the screen. I kinda hated that. I kinda loved it even more. The 3D style is not perfect, some faces look a bit plastic from certain angles, but then during vaginal sex scenes the way her ass jiggles when you slam in, it’s like TikTok thirst trap level, only without the annoying music. There is also a younger girl in the mix who flirts like crazy and keeps calling you “innocent” which is funny because at that moment you probably already cheated twice, but sure, pure angel energy. One thing annoyed me: the text messages in the mobile interface feel too tiny on an actual phone, and I kept misclicking instead of answering, like my fat fingers were drunk too. Never got used to that. Anyway, the whole story turns into this messy night of choices where you can try to stay loyal, or let the Goddess in the shadows twist you until you’re begging to fuck her raw, and honestly I forgot half of the plot once the hotel hallway scene started and she dragged you back into the room just by your belt.