This thing feels like someone ripped open the horny part of a Wii-era kid brain and just poured it straight into a browser window. No story, no "context", just that raw, silly, kind of guilty fantasy of Nintendo icons getting railed, and the game doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You load it up, and bam: there’s Samus, there’s Peach, Daisy, Shantae, a random blonde or two with ridiculous boobs and a cock that looks like it escaped from a hentai lab. It’s like that moment when you’re scrolling through Pixiv on your phone in the bathroom and suddenly all your search history stands in front of you and says: "Pick one." There’s no menu fluff, no lore, no foreplay. You just poke around with number keys and arrows like you’re trying secret cheats, and every wrong press turns out to be another sex pose. Honestly I kinda liked that, it feels a bit like button-mashing in Smash, but instead of a combo you accidentally trigger Peach choking on a monster dick from a POV angle that’s so close it feels like she’s breathing into your face.

The camera is always hungry. POV in this thing doesn’t try to be realistic, it’s more like a porn director glued to the crotch. You hop to Samus and the first thought is "oh, they really didn’t care about canon armor sizes, huh." Her tits are huge, shiny, fake in a very porn-y way, and that’s exactly why it works. Then you click around a bit and suddenly you’re behind her, watching that big cock slam into her ass while her ponytail swings like it’s got its own physics engine, and the only thing going through your head is: "Nintendo would set this on fire." Same with Shantae, they went full curvy idol with her, hips like she’s smuggling pillows, bouncing in a rhythm that doesn’t quite match the thrusts but somehow that off-beat wobble is the hottest part. It’s messy, like an amateur remix on SoundCloud where some guy looped a moan and forgot to line up the tempo, yet that weirdness makes it feel more alive. You know how in Pornhub comments people complain about stupid shit like "the bed squeak killed my vibe"? Here I had the opposite thing: one tiny clipping issue with a cock going through Peach’s thigh and I couldn’t stop watching it, like my brain turned it into some mutant kink. You’re cycling poses, sometimes they repeat, sometimes they’re almost the same angle but with a little extra bounce or a different way the boobs slump, and you get this cheap, trashy variety that’s weirdly addictive. It’s not polished, half of it feels tossed together, some transitions are awkward as fuck, but the whole time you’re basically doing what everyone secretly wants from a crossover anyway: swap between princesses, stare at their ridiculous curves, and keep pressing keys until you land on the exact frame where that oversized cock hits just right and your brain shuts up.

During the late hour interview, Charlie faces David as they explore her skills, teasing out every trick she has up her sleeve. With a mix of sharp wit and unabashed eroticism, the show evolves into a playground of uninhibited pleasures. Her voluptuous form, especially those fierce big tits, takes center stage in all the right ways. Expect the kind of blowjob sequences that turn a simple chat into an electrified, throbbing spectacle. Tunes play lightly while the main draw stays focused on Charlie’s sensual mastery and the provocative shocks lurking just beneath the surface. He’s not a passive host but an eager collaborator, his hands, words, and eyes locked with Charlie in a dangerous dance of attraction and consent. What unfolds is a relentless parade of filthy fun where comedy meets raw sex appeal head-on - all d*** in the aura of a cheeky, subversive TV parody. Every moment pumps with energy, inviting you along a ride fueled by lust, laughter, and electrifying eroticism. Take your seat in this brazen show of balls, breasts, and blowjobs, where nothing is off-limits and everything is on display.

Jump straight into a wild, fast-paced flash movement game, especially tailored for Star Trek lovers who crave a twisted twist of humor. You’ll find a bizarre crew aboard, where 6 of 9 takes center stage, though this isn’t your typical space adventure. Spook’s character flips the script as a gay man in this universe. Whora, a striking black woman, brings her own fierce energy. The Doctor, along with a fearless Klingon and Captain Kurt, round out the team. Prepare for wildly varied adult scenes that cover every kink imaginable. On Spook's ‘homo deck,’ the Rammer system fuels explicit male-male scenes. 6 of 9 explores steamy lesbian moments alongside Whora, dripping with tension and desire. There’s an unusual ‘space pussy box’ scenario starring 6 of 9 that’s both strange and seductive. The Doctor’s scenes include intense oral sessions with a Klingon and other partners. This title definitely isn’t for the homophobic or faint-hearted. Combining hentai, parody, and sci-fi elements, it creates an edgy, boundary-pushing experience. Featuring blonde leads, biting humor, and multiple paths, it becomes a strangely compelling parody. For those craving Star Trek-inspired adult parody mixed with outrageous fun, this game delivers.

Samus Aran stands before you, her eyes locked on yours as she prepares to deliver the most intense boobjob you’ve ever experienced. You get to select between two tantalizing outfits for her, or opt to see her luscious breasts completely nude, teasing and tempting you. Feel her heavy breasts envelop you as she moves with expert precision, her touch driving you wild with every squeeze and rub. This isn’t just a show; you’re in command of every delicious second of this steamy session. Design your own cumshot, making it as long and intense as you want to reward her with an explosive finish. Experience everything from your own eyes, feeling like you’re truly there as she worships you with her breasts. Her golden locks fall softly as she focuses on you, her expression a mix of desire and satisfaction that pulls you further in. Though brief, the animation packs a powerful punch of filthy fun featuring a beloved character in a new, risqué light. Choose your look, adjust your climax, and surrender to the overwhelming pleasure that only Samus can provide.