This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.

Dirty Fantasy feels like someone took your Pornhub search history, your old Witcher saves and half of r/LeagueNSFW, threw them in a blender and said “yeah, fuck it, that’s the story now”. You play as this very self-aware male protagonist who is clearly written by someone that thinks he’s a macho god, but somehow it kind of works. One moment you’re chatting with Ciri like you’re on Telegram trying not to sound horny, next moment you’re accidentally agreeing to a threesome with Jinx and Vi and realizing you absolutely clicked through that dialogue too fast. It has this weird energy where all the girls already look at you like they’ve read your browser history and decided they’re cool with it. The world hops from Witcher-style tavern vibes to Piltover streets to some creepy tentacle dungeon that feels like somebody spent too much time on certain Doujinshi apps, but it never takes itself serious, and that’s the charm. You just bounce around, flirt, screw up, then screw, in that order or not, depending how drunk you click.

Sex scenes are the real meat here, shocker. It goes all in: vaginal, anal, oral, titfucks, toys, proper dripping creampies, soft stuff, rough stuff, and of course tentacles that show up exactly when you think “they wouldn’t actually do tentacles, right?” Ahri doing slow, teasing oral like she knows she’s the main event, Caitlyn trying to stay all proper while you rail her from behind, Katarina acting like she’s in charge right until she’s on her knees, Ciri climbing on top like this is some weird crossover mod you forgot you installed. Some scenes are straight-up group chaos, like when Jinx brings “friends” and suddenly you’re in full orgy territory, bodies everywhere, cumshots stacked on top of each other, that kind of animated loop you end up watching three times because you keep catching some new detail in the background. Animations are not perfect, sometimes a hip moves weird or a hand clips somewhere it shouldn’t, but honestly, with a dick in a mouth and a tentacle in places you’re not proud to admit you like, who’s counting pixels. The one thing that annoyed me for real is how long it sometimes takes to actually get to the next sex scene, like you’re stuck in a tease loop while the story pretends it matters. But then Ahri bites her lip, or Vi pins you to the wall, or Ciri asks if you can “go again” and suddenly you forget you were mad at all. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes funny by accident, and feels exactly like opening three incognito tabs at once and letting them bleed into each other until it’s just you, a bunch of big tits from different universes, and zero regrets.

This one feels like some horny side quest Riot would never approve, and that’s exactly why I kept it open while pretending to answer Slack messages. You drop straight into this sweaty jungle vibe with Nidalee looking like she logged off Summoner’s Rift and decided she’s done chasing Teemo, she’s chasing your dick instead. The camera sticks in that POV angle almost the whole time, so it really feels like you’re the one getting worked over, not just watching some random dude. I played it on Chrome first, then tried again on Firefox because I’m a degenerate perfectionist, and both ran alright, but yeah, that loading is long enough to make you question life choices. Then it starts, you see her, and suddenly that wait feels fine and also not fine, because you’re already half hard and just mashing through buttons.

The interactive part is pretty straightforward, you click around, swap pace, pick which way you wanna fuck her, that kind of stuff. I liked that the cowgirl option actually feels like cowgirl and not some lazy half-squat bounce. She really goes up and down, and the tits physics look like someone actually watched enough porn to understand gravity. You’re under her, she’s grinding down your cock, then she leans forward and you get that close-up that hits like those old POV clips people used to pass around on Telegram. I kept switching from riding to oral just to see her expression shift from cocky hunter girl to “I’m addicted to your dick” in two clicks. Her blowjob scene is kinda filthy in a good way, with saliva, gagging, and the camera pushed right up in there, like one of those HD POV vids on Pornhub where you can almost smell the spit. Sometimes the animation loops a bit too obviously in the middle of the action which pulled me out of it once, but then I looked at her eyes and immediately forgot I was even annoyed.

The best part for me is the cumshot control. You’re basically edging yourself while you play, timing the finish so you blast her exactly how you want. You can go for that classic all-over-the-face mess, and the way it hits her cheeks and lips looks nasty in the right way, not just like some white paint slapped on. There’s a nice moment when she’s still catching her breath with your cum dripping down and she looks at you like she’s proud of what she did, and that stayed in my head way longer than it should. I kinda wish there was one rougher option with her going full feral, claws on your chest, but that’s just my brain being greedy. Jungle setting works though, it fits her, you’ve got that feeling like you just got ambushed in a bush, except instead of getting oneshot, your dick does. I finished, closed the tab, opened TikTok on my phone to pretend I’m normal, and ten minutes later I was already thinking about loading it again, even though I told myself once was enough. It wasn’t.

Once she aces the sexual challenge, the blonde leans in to kiss the star passionately. Slowly, she peels off her garments. Every move is captured on camera. On the screen, her body is displayed in full view. There’s nothing left covering her skin. Lying back on the bed, she shifts to look directly into the camera. A smile curls on her lips, tinged with surprise. The camera lingers on her lips as they move sensually. Then, as the intimate act begins, the blonde reaches a shuddering orgasm.

Heat radiates from her skin, every nerve alive with sensation. She explores every inch of her skin, lost in waves of ecstasy. Nothing escapes the lens - every moan, every shiver is immortalized.

With mounting intensity, she moves faster, craving release. This isn’t just a show; it’s an intimate confession laid bare for you. Her final cries echo as she melts away, the camera capturing every last tremble.

Step into the scene and feel the electric tension crackling in the air. Engage with the intensity, let it pull you deeper into the fantasy.