Guy orders a basic ass workday, ends up delivering pizza to his own boss’s place, and somehow that turns into “hi, here’s your pepperoni, also your job is now hanging by your dick.” The whole thing feels like someone took a boring shift at a delivery app, poured porn on it, and said “yeah this is fine.” You roll up with a warm box and zero expectations, then the door opens and it’s the boss’s wife, who looks absolutely nothing like a woman that cooks. She’s the kind of milf that makes you uninstall Tinder in shame. She starts with small talk that’s way too friendly for normal life, that awkward “come inside for a minute” line, and suddenly your dumb ass is standing in their hallway, shoes still on, pretending you’re not staring at her tits while she asks how your day was, like that matters when she’s in that dress. The game leans into that slow build, the fake politeness, the “oh I forgot my wallet upstairs” bit, and you just know it’s bait but you follow anyway because yeah, no brain, only cock.

Once it flips from polite to horny, it goes from 0 to “this is how restraining orders happen” real quick. She gets all touchy, brushing past you a little too close, fingers grazing your arm, then your thigh, then straight up palming your dick through your pants while still talking about her husband like this is a TED talk. Handjob on the couch feels like some porn you’d scroll past on XVideos and then come back to later because it stuck in your brain for no reason. The dev loves those moments where she’s looking you dead in the eye, stroking slow, asking if you’re scared of losing your job while she’s the one doing all the crime. The blowjob scene hits that messy “I shouldn’t be here but holy shit” vibe, with her wiping saliva off her chin and smirking like she’s proud of herself. When it goes to full vaginal, it’s not just quick thrusts and boom, fade to black. She climbs on top, rides you like she’s been bored for years, talks shit about her husband’s stamina while milking you for every drop, and it’s funny and fucked at the same time. The way the bed creaks is weirdly loud though and I got irrationally annoyed by that, like ma’am, tighten the screws, you’re rich.

There’s no real choice tree, it just flows, like you were never going to say no anyway. Parts of it pretend to give you options, like “should I stay or leave” when we all know you’re gonna stay and let this woman ruin your life. The humor sneaks in all over the place: the boss texting you mid blowjob, her pausing with your dick half in her mouth to tell you “don’t answer, he types slow,” and you kind of hate her and love her at once. She switches between fake innocent wife and full-on cheating demon in half a second, and it actually works, even when it shouldn’t. Oral, hand, pussy, it covers the core stuff with enough dirty talk that you don’t need a flowchart to follow what’s going on. I kinda wish there was one really stupid scene like her trying to pay for pizza with “other methods” and you demanding exact change anyway, but yeah, that’s never happening. Instead you just get dragged deeper into this mess, one blowjob, one creampie, one bad decision at a time, while the game keeps smirking at you like “this is fine, right?” and you already know the answer.

Cheeky Ghost Girl feels like the exact kind of horny fever dream you get after binging too much Fate/Grand Order and then falling asleep with your phone on your chest. You’re this broke-ass delivery rider, P’Chad, tapping around town, dropping off coffee and snacks, just autopiloting with your thumb on the screen, then suddenly you knock on this crappy old rental room door and a girl literally floats into your face. Not a spooky “boo” ghost. More like “holy shit why are your tits jiggling when you’re not even solid” ghost. Namnueng looks soft, acts sweet, talks like a troublemaker, and the whole time you’re thinking, “I’m definitely getting haunted and I’m still okay with it.” The game leans into that weird mix of cute and horny right away: one second she’s teasing you, hovering too close, pretending she doesn’t know why your pants are tight, next second she’s pushing your hand onto her big ass like it’s just normal ghost etiquette. The touch controls actually matter here too, you’re not just tapping through dialogue, you’re choosing where to focus, who to grope, when to play submissive idiot or take charge for real, and on a small screen it feels way more personal than it probably should.

The story pretends to be light and fluffy, like, “oh wow, human and ghost learning to live together, how wholesome,” then you blink and your wholesome moment is her sitting on your face and giggling while she’s semi-transparent and you can kind of see through her thighs and it somehow makes the oral scene even dirtier. There are bits where she’s the one in control, sitting on your lap, whispering in your ear, grinding on you until you literally have to beg, and she smiles like a smug dom, but then later she’s lying on her back, legs wide, begging you to cum inside her ghost pussy anyway, talking about creampies like you’re not both completely insane. I liked that one early scene where she phases her clothes on and off while you’re trying to concentrate on a delivery route: you’re checking the map, she’s popping in front of the phone, lifting her shirt, grabbing your hand, making you miss a turn, and the app vibrates for “route updated” at the exact same time she moans. Unreal timing. Sometimes she’s bratty as hell, ignoring your choices, sitting on top and pinning your hands while she rides you, and sometimes you grab her by the hips, flip her over, and she goes from smug to messy, moaning into the pillow while you pound her and she begs you not to pull out. And yes, they don’t shy away from showing it sliding in, full penetration, her big tits bouncing when you slam into her, and that creamy finish dripping out after you cum deep. I kinda hate that the dialogue text box is a little chunky and covers part of the action if you don’t tap it fast enough, and every time I swear I’m going to adjust it in settings, then she starts teasing again and I completely forget what I was doing. The whole thing is just you, a phone, and a horny ghost girl who really, really doesn’t care if anyone’s watching while she rides your dick like she’s trying to make her own afterlife sequel.

Macario is such a mess of a man that he kinda feels real. Former boxer, body still thick and heavy, brain clearly not his strong point. The game drops you on him when his whole life is fucked: debts, cops, lost everything, dragged by a tax problem he probably never even understood. And then Miranda walks in, this “almost stepdaughter” who is supposed to just help him out, sign some papers, keep him out of prison while her mom is away. Instead you end up stuck with her in this fake little family bubble that gets way too intimate way too fast. As a voice nerd, I went in with low expectations and still got surprised: her voice is soft but not fake anime soft, more like a girl who learned to sound strong so no one sees she’s lonely. When she calls him “Macario” in that half annoyed, half caring tone, it hits different from when she lets a quiet “hey… dad” slip in the dark hallway after a tense scene. She’s not good at hiding how much it turns her on to play the daughter card, and you can hear it in the way her breathing changes line by line. I had to pause a couple times, not for the reasons you think, but to replay tiny pieces of dialog from the browser like some pervert director listening for micro‑moans.

The story acts like it wants to be about survival and taxes and second chances, then suddenly you are watching these two share a bed “just for tonight” and the whole tone flips from awkward to filthy. One moment they are arguing about grocery money, the next she’s whispering that if he wants to save cash they can shower together. The first time she crawls into his lap during a stupid movie night and pretends it’s nothing, the voice performance sells it so hard. She keeps her tone casual, joking, but there is this tiny tremble when her thighs “accidentally” spread and she asks if he’s “comfortable like this.” That tremble is erotic as hell. The sex scenes start hesitant, like both characters are trying to convince themselves this is just stress relief. When you finally push past the teasing and go vaginal, she tries to keep calling him by his name, but when you thrust deeper she slips into calling him “daddy” with this mix of shame and hunger that feels completely wrong and completely hot. There is a group scene later where they keep up that “we’re a family” mask while sharing her, and the way she tries to moan quietly so neighbors don’t hear, then fails, actually gave me goosebumps. It is not perfect, some lines sound like they were recorded in a closet with a cheap mic and there is this one moan she repeats a bit too often, but that roughness kind of matches Macario being a fucked up, broke boxer trying to play house with a girl who clearly wants more than just a fake father. If you’re into sensual delivery that slowly rots into outright incest fantasy and shared use, this thing crawls under your skin and stays there, like a dirty voice message you should delete but keep replaying anyway.

This thing feels like somebody took a management sim, a broken-down harem VN and a pile of horny sci-fi doodles from a high school notebook, shook it hard and then forgot to polish it. You start as this loser tech kid living in a dusty warehouse full of dead sex robots, which is already funny because the game treats that like a normal career path. You’re fixing up bots to keep the shop alive, juggling repairs, dates and money, while ogling everything with tits that walks in. Or doesn’t walk, some of them just lie there on a workbench with their chassis open and you’re basically licking your lips over a spreadsheet. It sounds awful, I know, but it actually works in a kinda trashy, “I shouldn’t enjoy this” way. The whole vibe is like a maid cafe from the future crashed into a junkyard, and now you’re the only idiot trying to organize it. Half the time you’re checking stats, the other half you’re trying to decide if you want to upgrade a servo or see if that new robot maid will let you push her face down on the counter and suck you off as a “function test”. That part is… yeah, the game leans hard into that.

What really made my brain start generating fanart ideas is how it mixes dirty robot fetish with normal romance stuff without warning. You’ll have this soft little scene where you’re talking to a shy maid bot about purpose and feelings and identity, and two clicks later she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while you grip her synthetic hair and watch her eyes glitch. Those eyes are perfect for painting, by the way, that glossy plastic with a tiny reflection of neon warehouse light while she’s doing a messy blowjob test. Then she stands up, wipes her mouth like a good maid, and the game throws in some dumb joke that actually made me snort, something about warranty periods voided by titfucks. It doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. There’s a whole thing where you “optimize efficiency” by groping their huge asses under their maid uniforms, just casually, while you check their diagnostics. One scene had me “recalibrating tactile sensors” by sliding my hand between her thighs, teasing her, then pushing her onto a table for a slow, vanilla vaginal fuck that looks anything but vanilla because she’s in full cosplay maid gear and calling you master with that slightly-off robot smile. And then later there’s this bit with an organic girl and a robot in the same room that gets into cheating territory, where you’re basically using the sexbot as an excuse and you know exactly what you’re doing. I kind of hated that I liked it.

I keep thinking about painting one of the bots sitting in your lap in the workshop, half-disassembled, wires showing at her shoulder, but her huge tits are perfectly intact and pressed around your cock. Her hands are covered in oil while she gives you a slow handjob and you can see your reflection in her chrome collar. Stuff like that is all over the place in the game. There’s interracial bodies in there too, which looks really nice in that slightly clunky 3D style they use, skin tones against shiny metal, big asses in tight maid skirts bending over robot parts, like some weird future cafe where the menu is just “services”. The whole thing stumbles between goofy humor and horny trainer sim, sometimes you’re managing schedules, sometimes you’re watching a fully animated titfuck with audio that’s a bit off, like the moans come a tiny bit late, and it bugs me every single time. I kept noticing that, and then forgetting it again when the camera angles change and you get that close shot of a maid’s lips around the tip, drool dripping on your balls, her voice module glitching while she tries to keep saying her cute line. It’s rough, a bit ugly here and there, menus feel clunky on mobile, but my head is already full of little watercolor thumbnails of broken sexbots in stained maid uniforms, kneeling in dark corners of the warehouse, waiting for you to “repair” them in all the wrong ways.