I didn’t expect to laugh this much during what’s basically a porn game about rebuilding civilization with your dick, but here we are. “Dickcare” doesn’t even pretend to have subtlety, which somehow makes it better. It’s like the dev looked at every crossover hentai fantasy - Velma squinting behind foggy glasses, Raven pretending she’s not into it, Tatsumaki rolling her eyes while secretly moaning - and said, yeah, let’s just throw them all in one ruined world and call it salvation. The writing’s half self-aware and half deranged sincerity; the voice lines swing between awkwardly horny and genuinely funny. There’s one scene with Frankie in a busted gym locker room that made me pause, not because it was hot (though it is), but because she calls you “hero” in this weird soft tone right before things get messy. It stays in your head longer than expected.

What’s wild is how much *sound* adds to everything. You can tell someone cared about the way a zipper slides down or the slap echoing off concrete walls. The sandbox part? Looser than it sounds. You wander, talk, get distracted by some zombie side plot that doesn’t matter, and suddenly Velma’s stuck halfway through a ventilation shaft. It’s ridiculous, yeah, but also... kind of perfect. There’s no grind, no fake moral choice. Just dirty, absurd freedom. Though, I swear one moaning loop cuts off too early - it’s such a small glitch but now I obsess over it. Maybe that’s the point: perfection would ruin the charm.

It’s funny how a game full of cum jokes and cartoon parodies ends up feeling more alive than most serious stuff. Maybe because it doesn’t care if you take it seriously. One minute you’re saving humanity, next you’re wiping something off Raven’s cape while she pretends not to blush. If there were awards for “Most Unnecessarily Emotional Cum Scene,” this one wins without competition.

Playing as Tony Stark sounds cool on paper, but this superhero fuckfest gets messy real quick. You're basically running some tropical sex mansion where Marvel and DC girls show up to get railed, which honestly feels like someone's wet dream turned into a clunky management sim. The whole "party host" thing is whatever - you spend half your time clicking through boring business menus to afford keeping these superpowered sluts around.

Scarlet Witch shows up looking fine as hell, then Wonder Woman's there too because fuck continuity I guess. The crossover aspect is wild but makes zero sense story-wise. One minute you're banging Gwen Stacy in your high-tech bedroom, next you're dealing with Raven from Teen Titans who apparently teleported from a completely different universe. Storm gets some decent scenes but the writing for her is trash. She-hulk's proportions are completely fucked up in a good way though. Black Cat steals the show with her seduction scenes - developers clearly spent more time on her animations than anyone else. Supergirl acts way too innocent for someone who's supposedly partying at Tony Stark's sex island.

The dating sim mechanics are broken as shit. You seduce these heroines through the most basic dialogue trees, then boom - straight to hardcore fucking with creampies everywhere. No buildup, no personality, just "click here to fuck Batgirl." Management side involves buying upgrades for your mansion and keeping everyone happy, but it's tedious busywork between sex scenes. Spider-Gwen gets the weirdest treatment - her scenes feel rushed compared to others. The sandbox element means you can fuck around in any order, but some girls are clearly afterthoughts. Handjob animations look janky, vaginal sex varies wildly in quality depending on which character. Iron Man tech is supposed to enhance everything but mostly it's just glowing dildos and holographic porn. This gets the "Most Shameless Cash Grab Using Popular IP" award because holy shit, they really just threw every recognizable superhero pussy into one game and called it a day.

First time I booted it up, I honestly thought it was a meme. Like, someone named the organization B.O.O.B.I.E.S and expected nobody to laugh? But then an hour later I’m sitting there, spreadsheet open on the second monitor, tracking affection points for Gwen, Mavis, and that redhead mermaid who keeps pretending she doesn’t know what a phone is. It’s ridiculous and hot in a way that shouldn’t work but kinda does. The dialogue swings between dumb superhero banter and straight-up filth, and I mean that as a compliment. I’ve seen fan mods with less confidence than this game’s writing. One moment you’re negotiating “housing arrangements” for displaced heroines, next moment you’re knee-deep in a scene that makes you forget what you were even doing before the moaning started.

There’s something about the way it mixes parody and sincerity that messes with your brain. Like, you’ll be laughing at Spider-Gwen scolding you for staring too long, and then the next click she’s on her knees, and the sound design goes from goofy to… way too real. I tried playing it on the train once (don’t), and when Cammy showed up in the gym sequence I nearly dropped my phone. The sandbox part is weirdly addictive - not because of the management stuff, but because you keep unlocking new rooms and wondering who’s gonna show up next. Mavis has this scene in the shower that’s half romance, half fever dream, and I had to pause just to check if my stats were bugged or if she really said that line about “feeding on affection.”

Also, small rant: the affection meter sometimes resets if you skip too fast, and it made me lose two hours of progress with Helen Parr, which is honestly cruel because that woman’s animations deserve a medal. But yeah, I keep coming back anyway. It’s messy, horny, self-aware, and somehow the most human thing I’ve played this month.

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