This one throws you into Springfield in a really weird way. You’re not Homer or Bart, you’re some random young guy who suddenly finds out he’s related to Mr. Burns, like the one sperm he forgot to freeze properly or something, and now old, wrinkly, pissed-off Burns is kind of broke. Not broken in spirit, just broke in money. So he drags you into his mess and calls it an “internship”. Of course you don’t get paid, except in tits, asses and trouble. The whole thing plays like a point and click sandbox, and Springfield becomes your horny playground. You walk around town, poke at stuff, click on hot spots, talk to people, unlock scenes. In practice that means you are “helping” save the empire by doing every dirty favor possible, and a lot of them involve his favorite yellow MILF with gravity-proof boobs.

Marge is the real center of all this, even when she’s pretending she’s not. The game treats her like a holy relic of big tits and big ass. She’s not just background mom, she’s the main reward for being a good little intern. The way the story sets it up is kind of fun: you end up in the Simpsons house a lot, pretending you’re handling some “business stuff” for Burns, but you’re mostly staring at her huge boobs while she bends over with that big blue hair wobbling a bit. Sometimes she wears that usual green dress, sometimes something more tight, and yeah, there are scenes where you push her way out of that “faithful wife” role. What I liked is that the game doesn’t rush it too fast in the beginning. You run lame errands, click through dialog, test different time slots, and then suddenly one small choice opens this totally lewd situation in the kitchen or living room where she’s blushing and you’re trying not to stare at her nipples poking through. And failing. The humor hits nice too, kind of dumb but on purpose. Burns talking about “asset management” while the camera basically stares at Marge’s ass in the same room feels very on-brand for this parody. I kept catching myself clicking every stupid painting on the wall like a raccoon, because sometimes there’s an extra porn mag or a dirty joke hidden there that has nothing to do with progress, but it makes the world feel more dirty and alive.

Then you have Lisa in the mix, and the tone swings to something more sneaky and taboo. She’s not just there as background; she actually pokes her nose into your “intern” work. There are moments where she’s suspicious, and you’re juggling conversations, pretending you care about homework or environmental shit, while your real goal is to keep her from catching what you do with her mom. At the same time, the game gives her own corrupt path, so if you go that route it gets pretty fucking spicy. There’s something twisted about helping her with some project and realizing half the choices you make are slowly making her more open to weird, adult stuff. It’s uncomfortable in a way that clearly knows it’s wrong, but that’s also the fetish for a lot of people who are here, so the game doesn’t shy away from it. I actually got stuck once because I forgot which day she was in which location and I had to check some random fan-made schedule someone posted on Reddit from their Google Drive screenshots. That’s the kind of nonsense only sandbox lovers tolerate. If you want every dirty scene, you’ll need a little patience: talk to Marge in different rooms, annoy Lisa with multiple dialog options, help Burns with his degenerate “business plans”, and don’t be scared to re-check old locations after plot jumps. Half of the hottest stuff triggered for me only when I came back at a “wrong” time and clicked the same door I ignored before. There’s this nice feeling when you finally unlock a new Marge pose or a new Lisa reaction and you know it came from you messing around instead of following some boring arrow. If you play it slowly, save often, and actually enjoy being a nosy asshole in every room of the house, the game really rewards you with more than just one quick cum scene. Take your time in Springfield, watch every little body language change, and squeeze every filthy drop the writers buried in those yellow curves.

Alex and Mei feel like that married couple you bump into on Instagram reels all the time, doing dumb couple challenges, except here it’s not some cringe “who knows me better” crap. It’s “how far will you go in public with another guy’s hands inside your dress while your husband pretends to just be chilling.” The setup is cute at first. You’ve got this nerdy white dude who clearly watches too much porn, and Mei, who looks like the kind of calm, perfect wife neighbors think is innocent as hell. Their routine is dead, he wants the spark back, so he brings back the dares from their college days. Only now it’s not about streaking across campus. It’s her letting strange guys look at her curves way too long while Alex sits there, hard as rock, pretending it’s all for “their marriage.” And you just keep pushing her, one dare after another, until “innocent memories” turn into "yeah, this guy is for sure imagining her on his lap."

The erotic tension sneaks up on you, I liked that. At the start, it feels like playful teasing, a little groping in crowded places, quick hand brushing her ass when no one’s looking, letting her boobs “accidentally” press against another guy when she leans over. The AI generated art has this slightly unreal glossy look, sometimes faces are too perfect, like Instagram filters that forgot when to stop, but Mei’s body language sells everything. That moment when she hesitates before a dare, eyes looking away, cheeks a bit flushed, then she agrees anyway because she secretly wants it as much as Alex… that’s the stuff. One scene with her in a tight dress, stuck between two guys in a hallway, someone’s hand way too low on her hip, and Alex is just watching, doing nothing, and you feel his jealousy and his kink smashing together. And the game lets you lean into that. The choices are basically like: keep it semi harmless, or see how deep this rabbit hole goes. And yeah, the “harmless” route is still pretty filthy.

At some point it stops feeling like harmless fun and more like Alex is handing his sexy wife to other dudes just to feel something again, which is kind of hot and kind of pathetic. There’s this one bar scene, with a black guy flirting with Mei way too confidently, and the whole vibe shifts. She laughs, touches his arm a little too long, and you see Alex stiffen, but the dare is still on, so he swallows it. The groping there is not subtle at all, hands on her thighs, her dress riding up, and she pretends it’s “part of the game” while you clearly see her body reacting. I’m a chiptune nerd, so in my head I’m hearing some dirty FM synth loop from my old LSDJ cart, but the actual game has no retro vibe like that, which kind of annoys me for no real reason and I keep thinking how perfect some crunchy SNES-style track would be under that bar scene. Anyway, Mei slowly stops acting like she’s doing this only for Alex and starts enjoying the attention from other men on her own terms, which is sexy as hell and also a bit cruel toward him. And I like that they didn’t sugarcoat it. She’s not just “performing” for her husband, she’s tasting power, the thrill of being a cheating wife in everything but name, and you’re the one steering her closer to that line. I got stuck for a while deciding if I should push a dare where she lets another guy’s hand stay under her skirt longer than necessary, just staring at the text box like a dumbass, which is kind of impressive for a simple VN. Also the fucking font kerning in one menu looks off by like one pixel and it drove me insane and then I forgot about it and then it annoyed me again when I came back from checking Telegram. Anyway, this thing is messy and hot and a bit mean, and it leans hard into interracial teasing, the thrill of her being touched by someone who definitely isn’t her husband, without pretending it’s something “wholesome.” It’s not. That’s why it works.

Jake crawling back to that creepy family house after fucking up his big “I’ll be a businessman” dream is already kind of hot in a pathetic way. He’s broke, ashamed, stuck in a place he hates, surrounded by people that should feel familiar but don’t. Mom looks too perfect, too young, tits pushed tight in those thin tops like she’s trying not to notice his eyes sliding down. The “relatives” smile wrong, stand a little too close, talk about “taking care of him” like they’re rehearsing a script someone else wrote. And the house itself keeps breathing in the background. Doors open on their own, lights flicker, someone moans down the hallway when everyone’s supposed to be asleep. Of course he goes to check. Of course he shouldn’t. The best thing here is how the horny stuff always sneaks in right behind the weird. You’re reading a normal line, then suddenly a hand is on his thigh, or he rounds a corner and sees two women pressed together on the couch, one with her tongue sliding up the other’s inner thigh while the TV just hums static. Then it cuts to a different angle and you notice that one of them has a thick cock slowly hardening between her legs, pushing at her panties, and she’s not embarrassed at all. She stares back like “yeah, you’re next.” And you know the game will let you chase that. Or just watch. Or act like you’re disgusted and then sneak back later and beg for it. Small thing that annoyed me: the sound of the old floorboards is exactly the same no matter where you walk. It messed with the tension a bit. I kept thinking someone else was moving, but no, just the same effect looping. Whatever, my brain still filled in the gaps. The corruption here feels more fanfic than official story, in a good way. Canon would never let the “family” blackmail him with phone pics of him jacking off in the bathroom while something invisible whispers in his ear. But this does. One route lets them trap him slowly, pushing him into humiliating situations, making him walk around half naked, hard, while some unseen presence strokes his ego and his dick. The paranormal stuff doesn’t just stay in the background either. Sometimes the ghostly shit joins in. You get those scenes where a door slams and the room goes dark, and there’s nothing on screen except text describing breath on his neck and a wet tongue dragging along his ear, and he can’t move because he’s scared and turned on at the same time. It feels like reading a filthy fan ending where the author said “fuck canon” and finally let the tension boil over. One path might lean into him stealing other people’s lovers, slipping into someone’s bed that is technically already “taken”, fucking them while their partner is under some weird influence in the next room. Another path can flip it, where he’s the one losing control of the people he thought were on his side, watching them slowly gravitate toward that smug futa neighbor, or the “aunt” with the big tits and the fake sweet smile, until he’s left alone with some monster touching him in all the ways they used to. Some scenes go all the way into ugly, drooling ahegao faces, mascara running, spit and cum everywhere, and then right after that you get a quiet moment where he’s just standing in the hallway, listening to the house creak and thinking “something’s wrong” like he didn’t just blast a load all over someone’s face five minutes ago. It’s messy in the right way. Kind of feels like a horny horror doujin that grew too big and turned into a full game, kept all the weird edges, never smoothed them out. You get those animated moments where the thrusting goes on just a bit longer than is comfortable, or the camera holds on the look of shame-turned-pleasure on someone’s face while they’re being watched through a half open door. And of course, every time you think you found the “true” story, another route appears, another ending that says no, that wasn’t canon, this is. Until the next one.

Kislev looks normal at first glance. Streetlights, cheap shops, that one park bench where everyone pretends not to stare at each other. Then you notice how empty it feels, like the city is holding its breath. Officials keep saying “just a weird cold, nothing serious,” while half the people you meet have this strange tired look in their eyes and the other half are just horny as fuck and pretending nothing is wrong. You play this dude who goes “yeah, I’m out, I’m leaving the city until shit calms down,” but of course he’s late, like every protagonist with a big ego and a bigger cock. And somehow running away turns into drifting deeper into this mess of sex, money, and that quiet fear that maybe tomorrow you won’t wake up at all. Or worse, you will.

The whole thing feels like a fantasy about the end of the world where everyone deals with panic by getting freaky. You’re out there sweet talking thick women with soft bellies and massive tits spilling out of bras that never quite fit. There’s something really nice about how the chubby girls are treated, actually. They’re not a joke, not “before the glow up,” they’re just hot. Big asses, big boobs, big everything, and the camera really takes its time. You’re flirting, buying them shiny crap like cars and jewelry, acting like some budget sugar daddy, and half the time you know it’s stupid but it works, so you keep doing it. One milf leans over your new car, huge tits pressed against the window while she asks you if the seats are comfy enough to “test suspension.” And yeah, you say something smooth. Or you try. I misclicked the dialogue, told her something lame, and she still ended up palming my dick through my pants, super slow, teasing like she has all the time in the world even though the city might be dying around us. That scene actually made me pause Spotify because I wanted to hear every tiny sound. Then I put Spotify back, because I’m an idiot.

I like how the MC’s cock is treated like an actual presence. When a thick girl wraps her soft fingers around it for a lazy handjob, the visual really sells the weight, the size, the way her cheeks flush like “fuck, I didn’t expect it this big.” There’s a moment where a bbw presses your shaft between her heavy tits, and you can practically feel the warmth off the screen. It’s detailed, but sometimes weirdly clumsy, like the dev spent 3 days on the curve of a nipple and 3 minutes on the background. Also whoever designed the jewelry shop UI clearly hates humans, I swear one button is half a pixel off and it still annoys me. The game likes to tease too much sometimes: lots of grinding, lots of “almost” scenes before you finally get release, but when you do, it’s thick, messy, and right in her face or over her giant chest, and she looks proud like she just survived the apocalypse by taking your load. The virus, the panic, the lies from the authorities, it all just becomes this excuse for everyone to live harder, fuck louder, and pretend choices still matter. They probably don’t, but you keep clicking like they do.