Apartment 69 feels like someone looked at every degenerate fantasy you had in college and said “yeah, that, but more awkward and more naked”. You’re this 20 year old programmer kid who somehow can afford his own place, and the game treats that apartment like a horny gravity well. Everyone important just keeps getting pulled into it. Family shows up, classmates show up, neighbors that clearly skipped the “boundaries” class show up. It starts pretty innocent, like simple errands and casual chats, and then slowly you’re rubbing against people in tight hallways, “accidentally” walking in during showers, and pretending you’re shocked while the camera zooms straight onto bouncing tits. The corruption vibe here isn’t instant; characters go from normal to “ok fine you can touch me there” to “why am I moaning this much” in a very porn logic way. If you like that slow slide instead of instant sluts, it kind of nails it. If you actually went to college, some of the school scenes are a bit too accurate, just with way more handjobs under the desk.

From Unreal side, I keep catching myself switching between horny and nerdy. The lighting on skin is surprisingly good, especially in darker rooms where the only source is a TV screen or some crappy lamp in the corner. The models are thick in that “this rig has been tweaked for hours” way, not generic store stuff. You notice it in the way breasts settle when characters lean forward, or how the ass pushes against tight shorts when your MC is very obviously staring. It is not perfect though. Sometimes the facial expressions go weird, like you’re talking about homework but she’s making a face like she just got creampied on the roof. Mouths clip now and then, the trans character’s shoulders look a bit off from some angles, and a couple of animation loops feel like someone rushed through them at 4% brain power. I had one scene where a hot milf is supposed to look mad, but she just looks kind of horny and constipated. Still, when the sandbox opens up and you’re bouncing between the apartment and school and back, asking yourself “do I grind affection or do I go straight for more groping in the kitchen?”, the small jank turns almost funny. Like, you’re lining up a serious emotional talk and the game just throws a titty physics moment in your face and your brain forgets the plot.

Sex content hits fast after you get past the intro routine. You start with small stuff like “accidental” touches, helping someone with sunscreen for way too long, or waking up with a hand in your pants and pretending you’re still asleep. Then it goes hard into masturbation scenes, spying on people from doors that are never locked, and those drawn out “teach me how to stroke it properly” handjob bits that feel like they were made by someone who spent too much time on old xHamster clips. When the interracial scenes start showing and the family drama gets nastier, you can really feel the corruption layers piling up, especially when a girl that acted shy two events ago is suddenly riding you and begging to get filled. There is one moment with a virgin character where the game takes its time on the first penetration, camera pressed close, breathing heavy, small twitch in her legs, and it’s honestly way hotter than some of the full-on gangbang scenes in other games. Also, the shemale route is not just a cheap extra. There is build up, flirty text chats, some real tension in the bathroom encounters, and then you end up staring at a hard dick and big tits at the same time and thinking “ok, I did not plan this, but here we are”. Only thing that annoyed me: one UI button in the apartment hub is tiny as fuck and I kept misclicking it like a clown. Never got used to it.

Small town, boring campus, horny brain. That is the whole mood of this thing. You play this kinda lazy city kid who only pretends to care about uni, then your dad throws you into this dead little town where nothing moves faster than the old ladies on benches. At least, that is what it looks like first evening. Then you meet Rally. Skinny, cute, soft face, that kind of boy where your brain goes “he?” and “she?” at same time and refuses to pick. He offers you a cheap room, like some normal roommate deal, but the vibe is not normal at all. First night, you can hear him through the thin wall, slow fap noises and tiny breathing, and you get that instant “oh, this is one of those games” feeling. The game doesn’t rush it though, which I kind of liked and kind of hated. You spend a bit too long just walking to lectures you barely see, talking to people who have way bigger tits than any campus adviser I ever saw on my real-life Zoom classes, and half the time your guy is thinking with his dick instead of his GPA. Classic.

Rally is the star here. Early on you catch him half‑dressed in the corridor, oversized shirt barely covering that bubble butt, cute little panties peeking when he bends to pick up laundry. You get a dialog choice: pretend you saw nothing or stare like a dog. Of course I stared. He blushes, legs crossing a bit, camera lingering way too long, and I was like “yeah, this dev grew up on old eroge too.” Later, there is this scene where you wake up in the middle of the night and he’s sitting on your bed, saying he’s cold. The model leans in close, this soft boy body but with that obvious bulge pushing the fabric, and suddenly the whole teasing act flips. He starts grinding on your leg, hands shaking, and your MC can either play the gentleman or grab his hips. There is some nice masturbation stuff too. One afternoon, everyone’s at class, you are stuck “studying” in your room. You open your phone, scroll porn like on xVideos, and the game lets you pick what you watch. I picked a thick MILF with big tits, riding some lucky bastard, and your guy just strokes along while the sound leaks through your earbuds. Then Rally knocks on the door, you panic, try to click away, but the sound bugged for me and kept playing under the dialog. Whole scene suddenly feels way more filthy because they talk about rent and shopping while moaning still going in the back. Maybe a bug, maybe genius. The town itself hides some surprises too, like that older woman at the store with the huge ass and “I shouldn’t fuck my tenant” kind of aura, and when the game finally lets you get her alone in a backroom, the 3D models go full on, with her riding you, tits bouncing in your face, and you almost forget you were supposed to be here for lectures at all. It’s messy, slow in weird spots, horny in good ones, and yeah, I closed the browser, went to make tea, and kept thinking about Rally’s smug little smirk when he catches you staring at his panties.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much during what’s basically a porn game about rebuilding civilization with your dick, but here we are. “Dickcare” doesn’t even pretend to have subtlety, which somehow makes it better. It’s like the dev looked at every crossover hentai fantasy - Velma squinting behind foggy glasses, Raven pretending she’s not into it, Tatsumaki rolling her eyes while secretly moaning - and said, yeah, let’s just throw them all in one ruined world and call it salvation. The writing’s half self-aware and half deranged sincerity; the voice lines swing between awkwardly horny and genuinely funny. There’s one scene with Frankie in a busted gym locker room that made me pause, not because it was hot (though it is), but because she calls you “hero” in this weird soft tone right before things get messy. It stays in your head longer than expected.

What’s wild is how much *sound* adds to everything. You can tell someone cared about the way a zipper slides down or the slap echoing off concrete walls. The sandbox part? Looser than it sounds. You wander, talk, get distracted by some zombie side plot that doesn’t matter, and suddenly Velma’s stuck halfway through a ventilation shaft. It’s ridiculous, yeah, but also... kind of perfect. There’s no grind, no fake moral choice. Just dirty, absurd freedom. Though, I swear one moaning loop cuts off too early - it’s such a small glitch but now I obsess over it. Maybe that’s the point: perfection would ruin the charm.

It’s funny how a game full of cum jokes and cartoon parodies ends up feeling more alive than most serious stuff. Maybe because it doesn’t care if you take it seriously. One minute you’re saving humanity, next you’re wiping something off Raven’s cape while she pretends not to blush. If there were awards for “Most Unnecessarily Emotional Cum Scene,” this one wins without competition.

You’re stuck on this tired old cruise ship that’s pretending to be classy, but everyone on board is horny, bored, or both. You’re the first officer, so you’re supposed to care about navigation and safety and all that, but let’s be real: you’re mostly walking around the decks thinking “who on this tub is going to end up on their knees in my cabin tonight.” The ship has that fake luxury vibe, faded carpets, uniforms a bit too tight, and a lot of MILFs trying to drink away their marriages. Half of your “job” becomes wandering the halls, bars, cabins, and staff-only corridors, poking into people’s business, catching them doing dumb shit, then figuring out how to twist that into something perverted. One moment you’re “helping” a married guest who locked herself out of her cabin wearing only a towel, the next you’re in her room, her huge tits spilling out of a half-buttoned shirt, and she’s begging you not to tell her husband she was flirting with the bartender. The way the game handles that shift from normal to filthy is surprisingly smooth. You ask a slightly too personal question, she stutters, looks away, cheeks getting red, and then suddenly she’s on the bed, legs spread, panties halfway down her thighs, giving this messy ahegao face while you rail her and the camera jumps to a slick internal shot of your cock hammering her pussy. It feels filthy in a very… lowkey human way. Not subtle, just human.

What I liked a lot is how sound is treated here. It’s not Hollywood level or something, but moans actually change depending on how hard you’re going, and there’s this wet slapping sound during titfucks that hits way harder than it should. Handjobs have that skin-on-skin friction noise that makes you want to crank the volume, even though it’s kind of embarrassing when her voice jumps an octave and you realize you left your headphones unplugged. The blowjob scenes are nice and nasty, deep sucking sounds and little choke gags that sync well with the animation. There’s one scene on deck at night, near the rail, where a uniformed officer MILF you’ve slowly corrupted drops to her knees, unzips you, and starts a slow, teasing blowjob while you can still hear the distant ocean and faint cruise ambience in the background. That mix of calm ship sounds with her sloppy oral is weirdly hot. Not perfect though. Footjob sounds are a bit off for me, like the audio is reused from a handjob, so your brain is going “those are toes, not fingers, come on.” But the visual of her leaning back on the cabin couch, bare feet stroking your cock up and down while she stares at you with this smug “you’re so weak” look and calls you out for blackmailing her earlier still works. The humiliation vibe is not extreme, more like “I caught you doing something you shouldn’t and now you’ll jerk off when I say,” especially with the crew girls you slowly push from shy into full-on corruption territory. One of my favorite moments was cornering a strict officer in a storage room, using a bit of leverage you got from snooping her private stuff, then making her strip piece by piece. The sound of her breathing getting heavier every time a uniform button pops, the tiny cloth shuffle when she drops her skirt, then eventually you’ve got her in only her cap and open shirt, tits huge and bouncing while you fuck her against stacked boxes. You get mouth, tits, pussy, even a quick internal view and her brain-glazed ahegao as you fill her. The game lets you wander, poke, push people too far, then jerk off alone in your cabin when you screw up and someone only lets you watch them masturbate instead of touching. It’s messy, a bit mean, horny in a very direct way, like a long, filthy vacation where the only thing you don’t care about is the actual destination.