Lincoln in this thing is exactly like that horny intrusive thought you get when you rewatch a kids cartoon way too old and your brain goes “yeah ok but what if everyone here had tits and problems.” It throws you right into Royal Woods, no slow warm up, suddenly every corridor and bedroom in that house is basically a porn set waiting to happen. You’re chasing panties, yeah, but it stops being just a “collect the underwear” gag pretty fast and turns into “how deep can I mess with every girl in this crazy family and then pretend it’s normal.” It’s one of those games where you open it on mobile thinking you’ll just click a bit while scrolling Twitter, and then thirty minutes later you’re bargaining with yourself like “ok, one more scene, then I touch grass.” The school stuff, the home stuff, even random little walks outside, everything eventually loops back into getting someone horny or corrupted somehow.

The fun part is how dirty it feels for a parody. You’re not just watching Lincoln accidentally see panties. You’re pushing him into situations where he’s using mind control, teasing, pushing them from “oh that’s weird” to “ok fine just put it in, but you better not tell anyone.” Mom is there too, obviously, because it wouldn’t be a real degenerates game without a milf route mixed into all the teen drama. One moment you’re in his room pretending to be innocent while a sister leans over your lap and her ass is basically in your face, next moment you’re in some half-lit corner of the house getting a secret blowjob because you nudged her brain a little and now she “needs to practice on someone she trusts.” The harem angle hits harder than I expected, every girl has that switch where she goes from bratty to needy, and the game kind of dares you to flip it on all of them, then juggle their attention without getting caught. It feels messy and wrong but in a very deliberate way, like the dev sat there going “how far can I stretch this Loud House thing before even porn addicts blink.”

I like how some scenes are slow burn corruption, like starting with small touching, light teasing, just brushing a thigh on the couch, and you’re thinking “ok this is kinda tame” until you realize the options now are “finger her” or “put it in raw while she’s still trying to pretend this is an accident.” Then later you see the consequence, she shows up in your bed at night, asking if you can “help her sleep” and suddenly anal is on the table like it’s the most logical next step. Oral, handjobs, creampies everywhere, the usual package, but the context is what hits. A sister kneeling in front of you in the school bathroom, terrified someone will come in, swallowing you anyway because you already twisted her head so much she thinks this is how she proves love. You can be gentle or just use the brainwashing excuse to go full degenerate, and yeah, it’s funny how the story pretends to be about panties while you’re filling every hole in that house. Only thing that annoyed me is sometimes the game makes you walk back and forth like an idiot just to trigger a small tease scene that lasts ten seconds, then you forget what you were even trying to unlock, but then someone bends over and you’re back on board. It’s trashy and over the line and somehow that fits perfectly with this weird “future version” of the cartoon where everyone grew up a bit and also turned into walking sex targets. Not subtle, not classy, but if you want Lincoln buried under his own personal loud harem, this thing does not hold back.

Game looks almost too simple when you first open it. Guy walks around, girls lose things, you help, then things get very naked very fast. That is basically the whole idea, and it somehow works way better than it sounds. It feels like those lazy mobile gacha games you open while waiting for bus, except instead of pulling anime swords you end up balls deep in a stacked redhead on the couch. There is something kind of funny about how normal the start of each scene is. “Hey, I lost this, can you help?” and five clicks later your cock is in her throat and her mascara is crying more than she is. The game does not even pretend to be classy, and I kind of respect that. You want big tits? They are big. You want big asses? The camera absolutely knows. There are a lot of shots where the dev just parked the view directly on the ass like a worship altar, with those slow animations when you slide in her pussy and her cheeks jiggle for a second too long. Mobile controls are actually decent. Thumb on the screen, tap choices, tap again to switch from blowjob to titfuck to just grab her hair and fuck her mouth harder. No long tutorial, you just learn by doing, which is accurate for sex and also for porn games, I guess. One little thing that annoyed me: sometimes the text boxes block the good part of the action and you have to tap them away in a hurry, and I keep misclicking the wrong dialogue option because my hand is already busy, you know. But then the next scene starts with her sitting on your lap, bouncing, boobs slapping against her chest with those wet sounds, and I forget what I was angry about. Typical.

The harem stuff comes in slowly. At first it feels like just random girls who misplace their things, then you realize the game wants you to collect them like horny Pokémon. One moment you are helping a shy girl find her “lost” notebook, next moment she is bent over a table, panties around her ankle, and your dick is sliding between her folds in that looped animation that never quite syncs with the moans, which somehow makes it hotter, like a cheap porn loop you keep replaying. Later you have two or three of them hung around you like you are the last dick on Earth. There is one scene where you finish in her mouth, she swallows, and the other girl just turns around and offers her ass without a word, and the game lets you just ram it in. Anal here is not subtle at all; it is very “shove first, questions later”. I was expecting more pussy focus, but some of the anal angles are honestly the best ones, especially when her ass is so big it almost hides your entire body. And the cumshots, holy shit. You can finish in, on tits, on face, sometimes all three if you replay, and the animation actually changes instead of just recoloring the same splash. There is this one titfuck where her boobs squeeze together and the cum squirts straight up her neck and chin, and it looked way better than it had any right to in a horny little mobile game like this. Story is trash in a charming way, dialogue swings between goofy and “did an actual human write this at 4% battery”. But I kept tapping, unlocked more girls, more holes, more ridiculous scenes where everyone somehow lost something again. It feels dirty in that specific browser-in-incognito way, and yeah, I’m already pretending I never played it while secretly planning which girl to knock up next time I open it.

Kid with no powers, in a school where everyone throws fireballs and mind blasts like it is gym class, already sounds like one of those loser-to-god anime plots, right? Here it leans into that fantasy, but horny and kind of mean in a fun way. You start as this regular guy who gets treated like trash, and slowly your hidden “gift” wakes up. First moments are pretty slow: walking around school corridors, poking at menus, talking with classmates that think they are hot shit because they can melt walls. Then the game starts slipping in the lewd stuff, first really soft. A hand resting too long on your shoulder, a button too low on a girl’s uniform, the teacher bending over the desk in skirt that should be illegal, voice acting just a bit too sultry for normal class. I liked that it doesn’t instantly throw twelve naked monster girls on your face, and at the same time I hated it, because I am an impatient animal and wanted to see someone get filled right away.

The whole school is a sandbox where you wander, bump into events, get in stupid fights and occasionally end up with a schoolgirl in stockings on your crotch. Combat is turn based, like some cheap JRPG clone, but with funny details: one moment you are choosing skills to punch a tentacle beast in the face, next moment the same tentacle beast is pinning a girl to the ground and you are deciding if you finish the fight or leave it a bit longer just to watch the animation. There is this one scene in the training yard with a monster girl “sparring partner” that pretends she is just testing your breaking point, and it escalates to her wrapping around you, riding you slow while barking orders, making you cum inside her as part of the “exam”. The way her voice cracks when she demands another round feels way more honest than most porn games that try to sound all perfect. And then later you see her in class, totally normal, hair up, reading notes, like she didn’t milk you dry next to the lockers. That stupid disconnect is what sold me. Also the MC’s superpower, when it finally pops, is actually busted as hell in both combat and sex, but I will not spoil it, only that multiple penetration stops being a group activity and becomes almost like a skill in your hotbar. Watching the animations where he has one girl on his cock, another on his fingers, a third licking his balls while he still throws energy blasts at some monster in the background is ridiculous, kind of goofy, and honestly exactly what this genre needs. It is messy, horny, and sometimes the pacing is fucked, but I kept checking it on my phone on the toilet, so that probably says more than any “serious review”.

New city, new campus, new guys to ruin your sleep schedule. You load this thing up on your phone, lying on the bed with Discord still pinging in the background, and suddenly you’re this awkward but kinda cute dude who doesn’t know anyone yet. No long intro, no epic narration, just you, some messy dorm energy, and a bunch of boys that look like they jumped out of a horny Twitter art thread. What really caught me is how the whole thing feels a bit rough around the edges, like someone’s sketchbook came to life. The animations are simple but they move just enough to make that bulge bounce, that tail flick, that tongue lick just a bit too slow. It’s not clean or perfect and that actually makes it hotter. Feels more intimate, like you’re looking at a horny VN someone drew on Clip Studio Paint at 4% battery and too many thoughts.

You start bumping into guys in class, in the hallway, at some stupid student club that clearly nobody funds, and at first it’s all normal. Small talk, cute faces, shy smiles, some joke about homework that you instantly forget. Then the writing flips and they start dropping hints. One has that quiet “I’ve been hurt before” vibe, another one acts like a cocky influencer but blushes the second you push him. There’s a wolf boy who looks like he smells like gym and cheap deodorant in the best way, and when he leans too close during a dialogue scene you kind of feel it in your chest and your dick at the same time. Some scenes go from “hey, wanna grab coffee” to “oh, you’re grinding on my lap in a dark corner” in like three clicks, with their ears twitching and eyes half lidded, and the MC just… lets it happen. The sex scenes don’t pretend to be classy. You get heavy breathing text, precum dripping on abs, your cock pushed between soft fur and hard muscle, guys moaning your name while their tails stiffen and their hips jerk. Sometimes they go a bit fast into the intimacy, like one second they’re sharing trauma and next second you’re raw-dogging on a dorm bed with messy sheets and a sock on the floor that’s really bothering me for some reason.

What I like is that the game doesn’t try to be “perfect representation” or some big statement, it just lets you be a horny dude meeting other guys who are complicated and needy and kind of idiots. There’s sweetness too, like when one of them opens up about some old dream he gave up on and you’re there, just texting him late at night, choosing if you flirt or actually listen. Sometimes the pacing is weird and a serious moment gets crushed by a sudden lewd CG where his dick is already out and your brain needs a second to catch up. Some routes feel way too short and a few scenes repeat backgrounds so much I started recognizing every pixel, but then again I replayed one particular confession scene three times just to see the different ways he reacts to you calling him “good boy”. The best part is when the game lets you be a little bastard: teasing, sending risky messages, watching the typing bubble appear in your head like WhatsApp, then touching him in public, ears flattening, cheeks red, trying not to whimper while you palm him through his jeans. It’s messy, kind of emotional, a bit unpolished, but there’s this raw hunger when two guys finally snap and make out, tongues deep, hands under shirts, claws on your back, your cock pressed between his thighs, and for a second the clumsy art and simple menus almost disappear because you’re just there, breathing with them, hard as hell.