The hook here is simple and kinda dirty: your sister spoils you rotten for years, builds you up, then vanishes and throws you the keys to an apartment complex full of horny disasters who clearly never heard about boundaries. You pick if you play as a guy or a girl, but either way you’re the one everyone suddenly wants to impress, seduce, dominate, or milk like some perverted space-cow. It sounds like typical harem fantasy, and yeah, it is, but wrapped in this weird mix of romance and power play where one second you’re awkwardly trying to be a responsible landlord, and the next you’re elbow-deep in someone’s cleavage, trying not to think about how soft and warm and oh shit she’s pushing your head down further.

What I really liked is how the “pickup line” thing kind of sneaks up on you. The game doesn’t say “this is the flirting system” with big glowing text. You just start talking to tenants, and the dialogue branches suddenly care a lot about how bold or submissive you act. Pick a cheesy line with the shy lesbian tenant, and she blushes so hard you feel like a bully… then later she surprises you by pinning you to the wall and making you whimper. Try the same line on the confident femdom chick and she laughs like you’re a little toy and makes you prove you deserve to even look at her tits. I had one moment where I thought I was being smooth with a “romantic” reply, and the game answered with: “You say that while staring at her nipples.” That’s when I realized this thing is not interested in staying subtle.

The sex itself swings around a lot. You get soft, cuddly lesbian scenes where two girls just touch and kiss slowly, fingers exploring, hands on hips, careful teasing, and then out of nowhere someone pulls out toys that look like they belong in a sci-fi lab, presses them against swollen breasts and starts talking about how full she wants to feel. There’s a lot of focus on big tits, not just as decoration, but as actual gameplay focus: teasing, groping, titfucking, even milking. I spent way too long on one scene where I was just watching text describe how milk ran down her chest in thin lines and pooled around her nipples while you keep thrusting between them. It sounds stupid when I write it, but in the moment I was just scrolling like “yeah, go on, more detail, don’t stop here.” Then later in a different route the same body is treated totally different, more like a throne you kneel under while she uses your face or your cock without asking. Femdom fans will see the strings immediately. The domination swings between playful and actually kind of mean, especially if you lean into the “serve me” options. You get hand jobs that start as a reward and end as punishment, anal scenes that flip who’s in control mid-thrust, creampies that feel earned, not just “you came, congrats.” I wish the romance side was a bit stronger in some branches, but it also fits this messy tone where everyone is half in love, half horny, half lying to themselves. Yes, that’s three halves. Shut up.

The only thing that actually annoyed me is tiny: the way some lines repeat when you’re trying different approaches with the same girl, especially the landlord talk when all you want is to get back to the part where she threatens to sit on your face if you don’t answer correctly. It breaks the flow when you’ve already seen that text five times. But then suddenly you get a new variation of a scene where your character, male or female, gets dragged into a bed, toy pressed against them, and the tenant says something like “You’re in charge of this building, but I’m in charge of this body,” and my brain just forgets to be annoyed. There’s something funny about how often the game pretends to care about rent and cleaning schedules while the actual content is full-on groping in stairwells, panties pushed aside for quick vaginal fucks, tenants competing for your attention, and you trying to juggle being in control with being completely dominated. One route has you slowly building a kind of accidental harem, another route has you stuck under one woman’s heel, and in between you still toss out pickup lines like you’re on some cursed Tinder where everyone is horny and too honest. I kept thinking “this is too much” and then clicking the dirtiest option anyway.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Martina and Lukas roll up to this weirdly cozy, kinda off hotel that looks like the sort of place where the minibar is haunted and the WiFi is judging your search history. They’re there to film a “totally professional” weekend review for their channel, but the vibe goes horny and strange almost from the check‑in. The staff smiles a little too long, doors don’t always lead where they should, and the whole Feeneera place feels like it wants to watch them as much as they want to film it. The game lets you bounce between both of them, so sometimes you’re in Martina’s head checking if her outfit is more “sponsor friendly” or “oops, my tits are almost out,” and then you swap to Lukas trying not to be the guy who stares at his own girlfriend’s ass on camera while also… absolutely doing that. There’s this early moment where they test lighting in the hallway, and suddenly a gust of cold air flicks Martina’s dress up way higher than it should go. You can choose if she laughs it off, pulls it down fast, or just kind of leans into it for the camera. Tiny scene, but it sets the whole tone. Hotel wants a show.

Sex-wise it doesn’t rush, which is funny because once it starts, it doesn’t really pretend to be shy. You get the usual couple stuff: Martina on her knees in front of Lukas, lipstick probably ruined, trying to keep quiet because there might be someone outside the room. The camera from earlier is just sitting there on the tripod, red light off, or… maybe on if you feel like being a chaotic little shit. The game is pretty clear you can go soft and loving or straight up filthy. One branch has her pushing him back on the bed, climbing on top, sliding him inside her slow while she keeps glancing at the open curtains, like any second someone could see them. Another path, she’s the one pinned, legs spread, staring at the weird pattern on the ceiling while he fucks her deep and she’s half moaning, half asking if he remembered to lock the door. The hotel occasionally “helps” with lights flickering, shadows in the corner of your eye, or a door that opens on its own at a very bad moment when her mouth is full of his cock. I like how it plays with exhibitionism without just going full porn logic immediately; it feels like those messy real situations where you start something and only afterward think “shit, if anyone walks in right now…”

The paranormal stuff is less jump scare and more “is the building horny too or am I just projecting.” Sometimes you’re walking Martina alone through the corridors, phone in her hand like she’s recording B‑roll, and she catches something in a mirror that is absolutely not just her reflection. Then next scene, she’s in the room with Lukas, trying to act normal, but the options let you nudge her into using that tension as an excuse to get closer to him, to distract herself with his mouth on her body, his fingers between her legs. There’s a late path where things get weirder and the hotel almost feels jealous, like it wants to keep them there forever, feeding it with more and more intimate shit. Multiple endings spin out of how honest they are with each other, how reckless they get with showing skin in public areas, and how deep you lean into the creepy side instead of just “haha, haunted hotel, anyway suck my dick.” The funniest thing is the damn room keys sound effect, which for some reason is louder than the moaning and it annoyed me every single time, and then I forgot to adjust it because I was too busy deciding whether to have Martina swallow on camera or just wipe her lips with this smug little smile. The game never pretends to be classy, but it also sneaks in these sweet little couple moments in between the blowjob angles, like when she rests her head on his chest after fucking and the lights flicker softly instead of going full poltergeist. Then the next scene you’re back to choosing if she walks down the hallway without panties, just to see if someone or something notices.

This one feels like somebody took all those dumb horror movies you watch on Netflix when you are too tired to think, ripped them apart, and then glued the pieces back together with sex and bad decisions. You get this small group of five walking clichés, but in a good way: the jock with more muscle than brain, the nerd who overthinks everything, the “good girl” who pretends she never masturbates, the wild party chick with tits that should have their own Discord server, and that one brooding guy/girl that clearly has problems and looks hot because of it. All stuck around a lonely cabin in the woods, with shit going on outside and inside at the same time. Classic “we shouldn’t be here” energy, except here you are literally rewarded for pushing them into the worst possible choices. And sex. A lot of sex in very wrong places.

What I really liked is how the game lets you jump heads. One moment you are inside the male protagonist’s brain, watching him try to play hero while secretly wondering how fast he can get his dick wet. Next moment you switch to the shy girl and her internal monologue is like “this is dangerous, we should stay together” while your mouse is guiding her alone into the dark corridor in a transparent tank top with no bra. It has that choose-your-own-adventure feeling I had as kid, but now instead of “turn to page 32 if you open the door”, it’s “click here to make her suck his cock while something moves in the shadows behind them.” Sometimes you even know it is a terrible idea, but the game kind of smiles at you and goes “yeah, do it anyway.” The horror stuff creeps in slowly. You might start with simple teasing, a blowjob on the couch while the others “sleep”, or two characters pressed against the cabin wall, her huge ass bouncing while she tries to stay quiet because there is noise outside. Then later the same wall has scratches, blood, and suddenly that earlier scene looks way more fucked up in hindsight. The antagonist is not just some random monster. It feels like it enjoys watching them fuck up, like a DM in a tabletop game who is a little bit horny and a little bit evil. There is this one moment in the woods where you can choose to keep fingering the girl against a tree, even after you already noticed something breathing near you. That choice felt nasty in the best way.

The sex is not soft. It fits the horror angle, rough and messy, people grabbing, biting, choking a bit, pushing faces down, messy oral where you can see spit strings and hear gurgling, that kind of thing. Big tits are not just decoration, the camera is obsessed with them, bouncing, getting grabbed too hard, slapped, pushed together around a cock. Same with asses, especially when the cabin lights are low and you only see the curve of her hips and his hands holding her like she is going to run away. Sometimes the game goes too much into “everyone is always horny” mode and you kind of forget there is danger, until suddenly it reminds you with a scream or a creepy shot outside the window and you think “ok yeah we’re dying here.” I actually got annoyed one time because a pretty tense scene in the woods stopped just so two characters could start fucking against a tree, but then I kept clicking anyway, so I guess I am the problem. The story tries to be serious, sometimes even emotional, and then two clicks later you have a dick in a mouth and someone crying in fear and pleasure mixed up, and it somehow works. Or maybe it doesn’t, and that’s exactly why it sticks in your head for too long after you close the browser.

Horny Model starts pretty simple on paper: asshole guy wants a girl who doesn’t want him, brings his bro into it, and things go very wrong in that slow, greasy way that makes you keep clicking even while you think “ok this is fucked up.” It’s not some sweet dating sim where you pick flowers and share feelings. This is more like watching a porn shoot where the “casting couch” idea gets stretched over days and weeks, and you’re the one poking every little boundary to see where it snaps. As someone who is poly and usually prefers open consent and everyone talking about feelings, it was weird to enjoy something where the whole point is gradual corruption and manipulation. Weird, but hot. And that made me a bit annoyed at myself and still horny, which is honestly a good combo for an adult game.

The game uses both male and female point of view, which I didn’t expect at first. One moment I’m in Peter’s head, being a smug little shit, pushing Lucy to show “just a bit more” skin for photos, acting like it’s no big deal. Then suddenly I’m looking at things from her side, overthinking everything, horny but confused, convincing herself this is “normal” and she’s just being friendly. That switch hits hard when scenes go from light teasing and “accidental” gropes into rougher stuff, like when the first spanking scene stops being playful and you realize she is already too deep into their game to really say no. There’s a masturbation scene in her room that actually felt kinda real: she’s trying to get off alone, thinking of them, annoyed at herself, then a message pops on her phone and totally changes the mood. It’s not just click sex, it feels messy like real horny brain. I love that. And at the same time, some parts feel rushed, like one moment she’s shy about stripping to underwear, and a couple clicks later she’s taking anal like she’s been training for it. No build-up, just “ok now your ass is ready, I guess.”

What hit me as a poly person is how they slowly turn her into “their” toy instead of just “his” girl. There is this one group scene where Peter and Roger treat her like a shared model, posing her, touching her, talking about her body like it’s a product. It’s totally male domination fantasy, they don’t hide it, but there’s also a fucked up sort of “relationship” feeling between the three. Not healthy at all, but still kind of intimate. Two guys using her, but also caring in their own twisted way: they check if she’s still “comfortable” while double-penetrating her, like that magic word makes it all fine. The AI images are sometimes uneven, tits change shape a bit between scenes, hands look weird here and there, and for some reason I kept noticing the background more than I should. But that unpolished, slightly glitchy look also matches the vibe: like some cursed OnlyFans project that started innocent and then spiraled into full-on sex toy, anal, toys, multiple penetration chaos. I had this moment where she’s half dressed, being teased, and I realized I was silently hoping for an option where she flips it and starts using them instead. That option never came, obviously, and it annoyed me more than the little UI things or the missing transitions. Still, I clicked every single branching choice I could find. And then opened Twitter and acted like I was a normal person again.