Three words first: bored, horny, stranded.

That is kinda the whole mood here. You and this white haired android girl, very much a 2B parody, stuck in a ruined city, waiting for enemies that take forever to show up. Nothing to scan, nothing to hack, just this silent empty zone and your partner in that tight black outfit with half her ass peeking out. The game just looks at you like: “Alright, what now?” And of course your brain goes straight into “ok, let’s ruin that perfect combat doll while we wait.”

What I liked is how simple it is and how dirty it feels anyway. No big story, no deep drama, just this weird quiet mission delay, like someone paused the main Nier plot and whispered “quick, fuck her”. You can slide in front of her and put her in missionary, see her under that blindfold, legs spread, mechanical body moving like she is trying to keep her combat posture but her hips keep giving in. Then you switch behind and suddenly it is doggystyle with that short skirt pushed up, and it has that “we really should not be doing this here” vibe. I probably spent too much time just rotating the camera to see how her ass jiggles when you go a bit too fast, like some horny photographer making moodboards for a very illegal Pinterest board.

At the same time, it is kinda janky. Interface looks like something thrown together in Unity over one weekend after too much coffee and too little sleep. Animations work, but they are not super smooth, sometimes feel like she is lagging just a tiny bit in her movements, like the android is buffering your dick. But also that roughness is hot somehow, because it feels like a dirty fan project more than some super polished studio product. I play official Nier on PS Remote on my tablet, all elegant and tragic, then open this in Chrome like “ok, time for the fucked up fan cut.” The customization is limited as hell, but that is fine, I only wanted one thing: specific positions with a specific white haired android and a big sticky finish. The cum shots are honestly better than they should be, it lets you just absolutely plaster her; chest, thighs, face, whatever, and it lingers there like a guilty reminder. One time I finished on her stomach, enemies finally spawned in the background, and I just kept thrusting a few more seconds while she is covered and the mission is technically starting. Completely stupid. Completely hot. I wish there was more variety in animations, more toys, more ways to mess up that perfect soldier, but this game is clearly not trying to become something bigger. It just wants to trap you in that tiny moment between “target not here yet” and “I’m gonna cum inside my android partner again”, and it does that really fucking well.

Step into a boldly rendered 3D hentai realm with Whoreizon, where every detail pulses with raw desire. Move fluidly across the world using WASD, letting impulse guide you toward all the enticing spots and hidden gems. Use E to spark encounters with the captivating figures and naughty items scattered around, each promising new pleasures.

Solve tantalizing riddles and piece together the storyline as you unravel the mysteries buried beneath the surface of this sexualized world. Among the many delights is a special guest star - 2B, the fiery android heroine from ‘Nier: Automata’, adding her unique edge to the erotic exploration.

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Loving flick games with sexy women flaunting gorgeous, teasing asses? This game amps that up and won’t disappoint. Instead of battling robots or scavenging ruined wastelands like in Nier Automata, here the seductive heroine takes a break to unwind at a lively beach bar.

Your objective is far from generic battle missions; it’s about exploring the crowded party zones, interacting with provocative objects, and unlocking steamy scenes that quickly escalate into filthy fuck sessions.

Click around using your mouse to engage with various interactive elements and slide your way into intense pleasures with this big-breasted beauty who’s always ready to get wild.

From teasing anal play to passionate facial creampies, the risqué content builds relentlessly as you push deeper into the game’s erotic layers.

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You’ll find the vibe dripping with oily lust, loud moans, and wild pleasure-fueled moments that will make you lose track of time.

So grab your mouse, target every hot spot, and get ready to unleash the carnality lurking behind the bar’s neon lights.

Perfect for fans craving extreme adult action infused with familiar 2B hentai aesthetics and grungy, uninhibited sexcapades.

Don’t hold back - step into a depraved night with this luscious heroine who prefers blowing minds over fighting machines.

The beach club has never seen such wild nights filled with naughty giggles, wetness, and rough pleasure; now is the moment to claim your place in the chaos.

Didn’t think I’d even bother with another “casting couch” parody, but WaifuHub kinda trapped me there for a while. It’s one of those browser things that pretends to be ironic, except it isn’t, or maybe it is, I don’t even know anymore. You play as the guy behind the camera, interviewing all these anime girls you’ve seen a million times before - 2B shows up all confident and stiff, Raphtalia’s nervous like she’s in a real audition, and Lucoa just… well, she’s Lucoa, she doesn’t care what anyone thinks. The voice acting’s weirdly uneven, and sometimes the moans cut out at random, which somehow made it more real? Like catching some clumsy home-recording vibe. But yeah, the animations hit that point between funny and hot. You’ll laugh when Galko starts her self-introduction too seriously and then forgets she’s supposed to be seducing you, and then it hits you - you’re actually into this.

What got me wasn’t even the sex scenes (well, okay, some of them). It’s that stupid fake dialogue right before things go wild. Meiko saying she’s “totally professional” and then two sentences later losing it on camera - it’s dumb but oddly human. I kept noticing small stuff: the sound of sandals scraping, the way hands twitch when the pace changes. The dev probably didn’t plan half of that; it’s just dirty accident magic. Though I swear the skip button hates me - it freezes every other time I touch it. Doesn’t matter though, since you end up watching everything twice anyway. And Cheelai? She breaks the fourth wall once and it ruined me, I laughed so hard I forgot I was supposed to jerk off.

Somewhere around Mitsuki’s scene I caught myself thinking about how strange it is that we build whole universes of desire around characters that started out as jokes for teenage boys. Then I gave up thinking because Mina’s turn came and - yeah. Animation’s rough around the edges, lines are bad, the logic is nonsense, but damn if it doesn’t feel alive in that broken way cheap porn sometimes does. I still can’t figure out why 2B blushes differently depending on the camera angle. Maybe it’s intentional. Probably not. Doesn’t matter.