This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

Honestly, this one caught me off guard. You’d think after a dozen Naruto parody trainers they’d all blur together into the same soup of recycled sprites and lazy dialogue - but nah, this one’s got that weird, half-dreamlike pacing that makes you question if you actually clicked the right window. The story keeps slipping between “you’re some lost shinobi perv” and “you’re basically a hypnotist with boundary issues,” and somehow it works. Not cleanly, not smoothly, but like a drunk confession that goes on too long. I liked that about it. It doesn’t pretend to be noble; it just wallows in its own filth and smirks at you for following along.

The girls - hell, where do I start - Hinata’s the obvious comfort zone, soft voice and all that, but the dev went nuts with Tsunade’s scenes. Big doesn’t even cover it. There’s something almost mean about how her moments are written, like the game’s daring you to feel bad and failing miserably. Then there’s Konan, who gets criminally little attention, which pisses me off because she’s drawn better than half the cast. They all have these small quirks that make them feel more alive than they should - Sarada’s fake confidence, Temari’s sharp tongue that turns into begging way too fast. It’s messy, uneven, sometimes straight-up broken, but that’s part of the charm. When the hypnosis mechanic actually hits, it’s filthy in that old-school flash-game way - cheap, raw, no pretense.

I’ll admit, I got bored halfway through one route and just started clicking random choices, and somehow ended up in a scene with Mei Terumi that honestly shouldn’t have been as hot as it was. Maybe it’s the writing, maybe the timing, maybe I’m just easy. Either way, it stuck with me longer than I care to admit. There’s a roughness here that feels intentional, like the dev knew perfection would kill the mood. And yeah, some lines read like they were translated by a hungover intern, but whatever - it fits. It’s sleazy, shameless, and kind of brilliant in its own dumb way.

You die like a wage slave, burnt out at your desk, and the next moment you’re sitting in front of a bored succubus who looks like she’s checking her TikTok while offering you a contract for your soul. No fire, no epic judgment, just a lazy demon chick with huge tits, glasses sliding down her nose, asking if you’d rather go to hell or go fuck your way across every universe she points at. That’s the whole “hero’s journey” here: you either rot, or you weaponize your cock, your tongue, and a couple of demonic tricks to squeeze every drop of lust out of anime worlds that really shouldn’t let you in. Naturally, you say yes.

From there it turns into this weird mix of horny tourism and corruption job simulator. One moment you’re dropped into Konoha, pretending you’re some mysterious outsider with “special powers”, trying not to stare too hard at Hinata’s ass while she blushes herself into a stroke. Another time you’re in a darker place, paranormal crap whispering in the corners, using shadows and illusions to spy through keyholes and paper doors like a proper degenerate. The game absolutely leans into voyeur stuff: peeking Hinata while she fingers herself, watching Tsunade get drunk alone before you slide in, or catching Sakura and Ino fighting, then pushing that argument into “fine, then both of you get on your knees”. When you finally talk them into it, the scenes don’t tease forever. You pull hair, you push faces down, you fuck them until their mascara runs and they mumble about how they “hate demons” with your cum dripping out of their mouths. Romance exists, sure, but it’s the kind where she kisses you soft and then two clicks later she’s riding you raw and begging you to knock her up.

The tone jumps around in a fun way. Sometimes you’re the smug bastard dom, pinning Kushina to the wall, forcing her to choke on your cock while she secretly loves it, then turning around and getting completely manhandled by some futa goddess who decides your ass needs a lesson. The female-dom stuff can be dodged if that’s not your thing, but if you leave the door open even a little, that futa corruption arc creeps in hard. One run I went full breeder route, pumping Temari, Kurenai, and some poor side girl until the pregnancy hints stacked up like unread Discord DMs. Another run I focused on “classy” corruption, gently seducing a stuck-up queen type, then transforming just enough to look like her perfect man while sliding a tail between her thighs to stroke her clit during a “serious conversation”. The 3D animations hit the important details: tits bouncing on your lap while you hammer deep anal, futa Megumin forcing you down for throatfuck, Kaguya sitting cold on your dick like some alien empress while you realize you’ve been completely played. There’s darkness and actual hell in the background, but honestly you’re too busy deciding if you want to cum inside or over her face for the fifteenth time to care. You’re not really the hero. You’re the problem, and the game knows it and keeps handing you more girls to ruin.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.