Pokestars is basically what happens when someone looks at the old anime and goes, “yeah but what if they all wanted to fuck the trainer instead of chase badges,” and then actually commits to the bit. You’re this dude who somehow lands in this luxury pokemon training resort that’s less about ranked battles and more about which girl you’re making moan behind the stadium later. It’s played like one of those point and click dating sims where you bounce between locations on a map, poke on stuff, poke on girls, poke on buttons, in that order. May, Misty and Dawn are the main stars here, and they’re not subtle. First time you meet Misty she already has that “I’m gonna test you” energy, except it’s not a gym test, it’s whether you can keep up with her mouth while the battle scoreboard is still flickering in the background. It’s funny because the game pretends to care about rankings and resort rules, but after like ten minutes you’re mostly just planning who you’ll fuck in which corner of the map and if you can trigger another animated scene before clicking through the dialog you half read.

What I liked a lot is that it doesn’t waste too much time teasing without payoff. You win a fight? You’re not getting a high five; you’re getting on your knees or putting her on hers. There are full-on oral scenes where you literally watch her head move, with voice lines that are not studio-perfect, but that kinda makes it better, feels more like a weird fan project that got horny and never stopped. Vaginal scenes too, with those 3dcg bodies pressed together and enough motion to not feel static. Sometimes the moans don’t sync perfectly with the thrusts and it made me laugh, but I still didn’t skip it, so whatever. The resort itself works like a hub: pool, rooms, arenas, those spots you click just to see if someone’s there to jump your dick. You get some dating sim flavor on top of it all, little choices in dialog, giving attention to one girl over another, pretending you care about who has the strongest team when you’re actually just angling for a threesome later. There’s even this moment where Dawn corners you in a hallway after a match, her voice goes low and you can hear the slight echo like they actually thought about the room, and suddenly she’s on her back on a bench, panties around one ankle, you pushing in while she still has her gloves on. That kind of detail is the thing that keeps you clicking “next” even when a line of text is kinda cheesy.

The voiced parts are the big hook and also the thing that sometimes makes it feel janky in a good way. May has this cute, eager tone when she goes down on you, wet sounds and breath mixing, but then every once in a while a line sounds like it was recorded in another room or on a different mic. It pulled me out for half a second and then there’s a close-up of her lips sliding down your shaft and suddenly I don’t care anymore. Harem angle is strong too, not just one-on-one stuff. You get those scenes where two of them tag-team you, one sucking while the other rides, like a porn parody that forgot to blur anything. And the point and click side makes it feel a bit like a scavenger hunt for sex; “if I go to the resort hot springs at this time, will Misty be there? Will she be naked already? Can I trigger that one scene where she sits on my face first and then demands I pound her right after?” Sometimes the pacing drags and you’re just clicking through resort menus looking for the next bit of action instead of actually doing trainer things, but then the game throws another animated fuck sequence at you and your brain forgives it instantly. It’s not classy, it’s not subtle, it’s literally fan fantasy turned into a horny resort simulator, and yeah, it works.

Idle Waifu feels like one of those games you open in another tab “just to check something” and then suddenly your tea is cold and your dick is tired. It’s super simple on the surface, like those cheap idle clickers you play on your phone when pretending to answer Slack messages, but here the whole point is staring at horny anime girls auto-grinding their levels while you plan which outfit you wanna tear off next. The loop is dumb in a good way: numbers go up, affection goes up, clothes get shorter, animations get nastier. You don’t need a guide, you just poke around, click stuff, watch bars fill and asses jiggle. Feels almost like cheating, like the game is doing all the work and you’re just the pervert supervisor.

The real hook is how every outfit basically feels like you bought a new porn loop for that girl. One moment she’s in some half-assed “casual” clothes that already look too slutty for outside, next she’s in a micro bikini, then some cosplay that looks like they asked ChatGPT “make me a priest outfit but filthy” and just accepted the first answer. A lot of it clearly AI cooked, faces a bit too perfect, hair not completely matching, sometimes the boobs look like they could break physics, but it kinda fits the lazy horny vibe. You grind for gold, buy that new outfit, hit the scene, and suddenly she’s riding cock with 3 speeds like you’re scrolling through TikTok, except every swipe is just “faster, faster, ok now I’m actually clenching”. The speed control is funny, like watching a porn gif in VLC and mashing plus key. Slow for edging, medium for “yeah this looks like sex”, max speed for “this is a jackhammer from hell and I respect it”.

What I liked most is this trashy mix of chill and depraved. You can literally leave it on, go answer messages on WhatsApp or doomscroll Twitter, then come back and boom, enough points to unlock another outfit where she’s dripping wet and bouncing on dick like it’s a pogo stick. Sometimes the loops are a bit too short, like you’re about to cum and the animation resets, and your brain goes “bro, just five more frames please”. Some of the body types feel copy pasted too, like the AI only learned “titty big = good” and never took a day of anatomy class. But then you unlock one scene where she’s pinned, thighs shaking, tits slapping against her chest while she’s getting pounded from below, and any complaint just melts out of your head. I wish there was more “cruel” stuff, more bad endings where she clearly had enough and you still don’t stop, but that’s my broken taste speaking. Here it’s softer, more “endless horny loop” than tragic fall, yet there is still this tiny sadness when you realize you’re grinding affection with a virtual doll made by another virtual brain. Anyway. Dare to play it alone, or keep it running in a hidden tab while pretending to check your email, I’m not your dad.

Flare going after Lucy’s ass feels exactly like that one fanfic you read on AO3 at work and pretended is “just background reading”. There is no romance prelude, almost no fake teasing, it jumps straight into that hungry energy where you can tell Flare has been thinking about Lucy’s body for a long time. The moment Lucy ends up pinned and you realize Flare is more obsessed with her ass than her tits, it clicks: ok, this is that kind of game. The camera loves Lucy’s curves, that soft blonde body and the way her butt fills the frame, and Flare’s red hair is almost like a signal that things are going to get messy. I liked how they don’t bother with big exposition, they just throw you into this lesbian Fairy Tail fantasy where one girl basically worships the other’s lower half like it’s holy. It’s stupid, horny and somehow kind of sweet, all at once.

The first loop where Flare is just eating Lucy out, tongue buried between those thighs, actually surprised me because it lingers. She treats Lucy’s pussy like a snack she hasn’t had in months, long slow licking, then quick flicks, then back to slow again, and Lucy’s reactions sell it better than I expected. Little shivers, the way her hips twitch when Flare changes the angle, that tiny moment where Lucy arches her back and you see just a bit more of her ass cheeks. You know that classic hentai thing when the girl protests for like half a second and then melts? Yeah, that happens, but at least here it feels more like “I shouldn’t enjoy this so much” than “oh no please stop”. I still wish Lucy talked more, though. There’s a few moans and short lines, but I wanted her to beg properly, say something filthy, maybe call Flare a pervert for licking her that deep. Instead you get more moan-focused audio, which is nice, but sometimes feels like watching porn on mute while Spotify plays in the background. And Flare, who is clearly the freak in this situation, stays a bit too silent for my taste, like she’s concentrating on a school test, not on ass.

Then the tongue goes lower and the whole thing shifts from “cute horny fanservice” to “ok, that’s actually hot”. The rimming animation is where the game shows its real fetish heart. Flare spreads Lucy’s cheeks and you get this close view of Lucy’s asshole, shiny and twitching, and Flare just dives in. She licks around it, presses her tongue right on the rim, circles it, then pushes in, and it’s not shy at all. No quick cutaway, they let the tongue stay there, sliding in and out, and Lucy’s face goes from embarrassed to completely gone. I like how Lucy’s body reacts when Flare goes deeper: that little jolt, toes curling, eyes rolling up a bit, spit glistening where pussy and ass both got attention. At one point, Flare’s hands are squeezing Lucy’s ass while her tongue is buried in the hole, and for a second I forgot it was a short game and not a longer loop-focused hentai video. It’s funny, I usually don’t care that much about rimming in games, most of the time it feels like they added it just to tick a box, but here it’s the main dish, not dessert. Still, part of me wanted more variety, maybe a position change, Lucy sitting on Flare’s face or something. Instead it stays locked in this one setup, which is hot, but also makes you wish for one extra scene that will never come. The pace is decent, the climax hits, Lucy basically melts from all the anal attention, and Flare looks way too proud of herself. And there I was, clicking replay like an idiot, telling myself “ok, last time” while my hand clearly disagreed.

This one feels like you walked in on something you really, really shouldn’t see, and then just… didn’t leave. It’s set in that Fairy Tail world, but stripped down to the juicy part: Juvia and Gray in a bathroom, door barely doing its job, everyone else “sleeping” somewhere offscreen like NPCs on pause. The whole thing plays like a stolen sex tape from the guild, with that soft blue light on the tiles and a bit of that cheap bathroom echo, the kind you only notice when someone starts moaning for real. Juvia is on her knees, wet hair sticking to her back, and the focus is almost entirely on her mouth working Gray over. No slow romance, no big build up, just “okay, we’re already in the middle of it, catch up if you can.”

What makes it hit harder is how the camera keeps shifting like a pervy friend trying to find the best angle. One moment you get tight close up on her lips stretched around his cock, drool starting to mix with whatever mess they already made, and then it snaps to behind her, where her ass is basically the main character. That wet butt shot is wild. You see the shine on her skin, the way her thighs are slightly trembling as she leans forward, pussy already slick even though he is just using her mouth. The loop does this little “peek through the door crack” feel sometimes, like you’re the one hiding there, watching her head bob, hearing her gag slightly and then push in again like she doesn’t care who hears. Gray barely talks, but his hand in her hair says enough. There is a nice little detail where she looks up at him for half a second, eyes a bit dazed, asking for permission without a word, then goes deeper anyway. Good girl behavior.

It’s one of those animations where nothing huge changes and still you keep staring. Each loop you notice some stupid small thing: the way her butt cheeks jiggle when she adjusts her knees, a tiny flex in Gray’s abs, the little extra shine on her inner thighs that tells you she is way more turned on than just “doing him a favor.” It’s not some big interactive thing; you’re basically stuck watching, but in this context it fits, like you’re pinned behind that door and can only shift your gaze, not jump in. Sometimes the camera lingers a bit too long on his face and I found myself wanting it to go back to her mouth immediately, but then the butt shot returns and my brain forgives everything. It’s shameless, it’s simple, it feels like a secret invasion of their privacy, and yeah, it makes Juvia’s blowjob game look like something she has been practicing way more than magic.