You’re the poor bastard who climbed the ladder just high enough that nobody shoots you, but everybody dumps their shit on your desk. Whole galaxy is rotting, planets choking on smog, priests screaming about purity, and you’re in a cramped office where the lights buzz like insects while you decide if some mining colony gets air filters or “thoughts and prayers.” And right in the middle of that, you keep tripping over women who want to fuck you, argue with you, manipulate you, or all three at once. Not because you’re some chosen hero, but because your signature can save their lives or destroy their whole world, and in this empire, pussy is just another kind of paperwork.

You start as this awkward virgin clerk who suddenly has real power, and the game never lets you forget how weird that is. One moment you’re reading a report about famine on a frozen shithole planet, next moment a bored noble MILF is sitting too close on your couch, pretending she’s worried about “trade quotas” while her hand creeps up your thigh. She’s old enough to have kids in the guard, tits poured into some ridiculous formal dress, and she’s treating your office like it’s a private bedroom. You can push her away and grill her about corruption, or you grab her hair and she drops on her knees between your legs and starts sucking like this is the only way she remembers how to negotiate. The game is blunt about it: she wants a better result on your decision, and she’s ready to slobber on your cock for it, lipstick smeared, eyes watering, trying to moan around your dick while you skim her file. And it’s fucked up, because while she’s gagging on you, you’re also actually reading the numbers and thinking, “yeah, this planet is screwed.”

That’s kind of how the whole thing feels: serious and horny at the same time, like someone mashed a grim sci fi bureaucracy sim with a porn VN and just didn’t apologize. There’s this cute junior scribe who brings you data slates and looks like she’s gonna burst from stress, and if you’re gentle, she slowly cracks, starts opening up about how terrified she is of getting reassigned to some nightmare warzone. First time you manage to calm her down, she leaves… but if you keep backing her, she eventually turns up in your room, shutting the door, cheeks red, hands shaking as she offers herself like she’s filing a desperate last-minute request. She’s still technically the one begging, but you KNOW the power is in your hands when she climbs into your lap and whispers that she’s never done this before, then winces as you push inside her, tight and wet and clinging to your shirt so hard the fabric creaks. And right after you finish, there’s this short, shitty silence, like “ok, cool, now you both work in the same office tomorrow.” No magic romance fade-out, just sticky thighs and a stack of forms on the desk you still have to sign.

What caught me was how your traits twist those scenes. Pick paranoid and you’re double-checking everyone, even when some guardwoman with arms thicker than your waist is riding your dick in a barracks bunk, using you like a toy because she’s lonely and half drunk, and your brain is still going “is she trying to get a transfer out of that meat grinder of a front line?” Go empath and it actually stings when a woman offers her body like it’s the last thing she has left to bargain with. You can still grab her by the hips and fuck her raw over your office table, her moans mixing with the quiet hum of cogitators, but it hits different when you realize her whole world literally hangs on the word you’re going to stamp on that form after you pull out and she’s dripping on your paperwork. The art has that rough AI feel sometimes, but every now and then a scene lands just right: a milf with tired eyes but a hungry mouth, a scared virgin biting her lip while you push in slowly, a smirking manipulator who’s clearly enjoying the game more than you are. It’s messy, it’s not “nice,” and it leans into the idea that in this empire, romance, lust, fear, and red tape are all the same fucking language. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This one hits that weird spot between horny fanfic and somebody’s actual DnD campaign notes that got corrupted by Pornhub. You play this witch hunter guy who is supposed to be all righteous and stoic, but honestly he feels like one of those burned-out heroes from old eroge, the type who drinks too much and still gets every girl because plot says so. The church sends this nun to give him a job, and she’s one of those “I’m totally pure, ignore my huge tits and the way I keeps licking my lips when we talk about sin” types. Their first real scene together already sets the tone: she’s all formal, talking about God and duty, and the camera just slowly drifts down her body while she pretends not to notice the hunter staring. Old-school pacing. No instant blowjob. Just that slow tease where she leans in a bit too close, her habit shifts, little bit of cleavage, and suddenly the game throws a tiny choice at you like, do you keep eye contact or let your gaze drop. It doesn’t actually matter much, but it makes the flirting feel dirty in a good way, like you got caught.

What I liked is how the sex scenes feel like those late 90s fantasy H things where they took their time. First time the hunter actually gets laid, it’s not some overproduced Marvel porn. It’s a cramped hut, the witch is half exhausted from the fight, and instead of instant tender romance she’s pissed off, spitting insults, then suddenly she snaps and kisses him mid-argument. They stumble over some alchemy crap, knock a candle, and she ends up on top, grinding against him through his pants while breathing hard, muttering stuff like “you fucking hunters are all the same” right into his mouth. When he finally gets her naked, there’s this nice little moment where she hesitates, covers herself with her arms, then the dev lets the animation loop on her hips slowly rocking as he pushes inside for the first time. Vaginal, nice angle, you see her expression actually change with the rhythm, not just those dead puppet eyes a lot of AI CG stuff has now. The blowjob scenes are better than I expected too. There’s one where the nun kneels in a side chapel, candles flickering, rosary still around her neck, and she starts with these soft little licks on the tip like she’s “testing” sin. Then she gets carried away, hand twisting on the shaft, spit running down, her eyes glassy like she’s about to confess and cum at the same time. I didn’t even skip the loop, which is rare for me now, I’m too old for that.

But the game can be a bit of a mess. The humor tries to be Witcher parody sometimes and lands like some lost Newgrounds flash joke. There’s a scene where the hunter meets a monster that is clearly supposed to be the “bargain bin leshen” and he cracks a line about union fees that made me just stare at the screen and open Twitter to complain, then forget what I was complaining about. Some dialogue feels like it was written by different people on different days. One line he’s this bitter veteran, next line he sounds like a horny teenager going “booba” in slightly better grammar. The combat bits are, well, there. You pick skills, sometimes the numbers appear, sometimes the game just skips straight to the result and you’re like “ok I guess I won.” I had one fight where I chose a careful approach, tried to actually roleplay the hunter as cautious, and the game still shoved me into a scene where he just charges in like a shonen idiot. Still got rewarded with titty though, so whatever. There’s this one really small thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes jumps a pixel up and down between lines, tiny tiny jitter. I noticed it once during a serious talk about his dead lover, and after that I couldn’t unsee it, kept watching the box instead of reading the words. But then the next minute I’m watching a fully animated scene of a witch riding his cock in some ruined tower, her hair flying, her moans timed with the thrusts, and I kinda forget everything I was mad about. Or maybe I just got old and this reminds me of those ancient fan-translated nukige on shady sites on my old ThinkPad, where nothing was perfect but the vibes were strong and the girls actually sounded like they wanted to fuck, not like they were reading SEO text. Anyway, it’s rough in places, it’s horny as hell, and the hunter somehow keeps his pants on way longer than any man in his position would. Which I respected. Then hated. Then respected again. I don’t even know.

Vault Wanderer is one of those horny little parody projects that feels like it started as a shitpost between friends on Discord and somehow became an actual game. You play this guy who crawls out of a comfy underground vault into a wasteland that is less about radiation and more about who is fucking who, and with what. The whole thing mixes classic turn based RPG combat with stupid jokes and very explicit scenes that just kind of slam into you out of nowhere. One second you are clicking through some goofy dialogue about bottle caps, the next you are watching a futa raider get her dick sucked in a surprisingly long animated loop while your character pretends he is not into it. The game loves voyeurism like crazy. Almost every location has some “oops I walked in on them” moment, except it is never really an accident and everybody is cool with you standing in the corner jerking off. Or pretending to “research.” The writing knows exactly what it is doing: it makes fun of the wasteland clichés, then uses the same clichés to justify a harem route where every big tits, big ass, wrong-race-for-this-town waifu somehow ends up in your camp.

What surprised me most is how messy but confident the sandbox structure is. You are just dropped on the surface with this point and click map and told to explore, and the game absolutely does not care if you go straight to a lesbian futa bar and stall your “main quest” for two hours doing nothing except footjobs and blowjobs in different outfits. There is real RPG stuff happening in the background: stats, turn based fights, random encounters that sometimes end in actual combat and sometimes turn straight into oral sex scenes if you pick the horny dialogue option. I lost one fight because I was too distracted watching the enemy’s boobs bounce in the attack animation, which is a stupid reason to reload, but here we are. The art is simple 2D CG but the animations have just enough motion to make the scenes feel alive without turning into weird rubber people. Some of the interracial setups are actually hot, then the game drops a joke so bad it short circuits the mood and you kind of hate it for ten seconds, until the next harem scene where three girls are roleplaying “capturing” you and you forget you were mad. The mobile support is oddly good too; I tried it on my phone while half-slouching on the couch with Chrome open and it ran smoother than some serious games on Steam. Sometimes the text spacing gets fucked on smaller screens and nobody bothered to fix it, which annoyed me for like a full minute while I was trying to read a masturbation scene and the last line wrapped in a stupid way, and then I clicked next and forgot. That is basically the whole vibe here: horny, rough around edges, a little broken, but when the wasteland mommy with huge boobs kneels down for oral and the camera zooms in just right, your brain stops caring about polish completely.

Boruto in this game feels less like a hero and more like that horny disaster main guy from a messy romance anime who suddenly got handed a cheat power that strips everyone’s brakes off. Not mind control, not some magic “you love me now”, more like turning up the volume on what they already want and then watching them try to pretend nothing is happening. One late meeting with this strange hooded freak in the street and boom, the whole village turns into a pressure cooker of lust, shame and “I definitely shouldn’t be doing this but I’m already touching you so fuck it”. The game leans hard into that feeling. You walk around like in a small RPG sandbox, poking at people’s boundaries, watching them crack a little, then a lot. Hinata, Sakura, Sarada, even the “proper” types, they all feel like they have this hidden script under the skin, and your new power finds it. One moment Hinata is doing the worried mom thing, nagging you about training, next moment she’s blushing so hard you know she’s picturing your cock buried in her and hating herself for it. The game lets you push. Or not. Sometimes the nicest scenes come from being patient. Sometimes you just bend her over the table and pound her full of cum until she’s dripping down her thighs, whispering “I’m a bad mother” while still begging for more.

What surprised me is how much actual “story feel” there is between the porn beats. It’s not just walking from sex scene to sex scene. There’s this weird tension like a romance anime that lost its PG rating way too early and never looked back. You have those long talks with Sarada where she tries to act like a serious future leader, except you notice how often her eyes flick to your crotch after a certain event. Then you get that first scene where you corrupt that seriousness, bit by bit, maybe starting with “innocent” groping during training, ending in you filling her ass while she bites her glove to not scream your name. The turn based combat is almost funny in contrast, like someone glued a small classic RPG onto a corruption doujin. It works though. Beating some random threat in an alley and then using the stress of the situation to corner a flustered girl into giving you a sloppy, rushed blowjob feels way more dirty than if it just appeared in a menu. There are choices, too, and not all of them are cozy. You can humiliate, you can be gentle, you can act like a dom asshole with a soft spot. One route had me spanking Sakura so hard her ass turned bright red and she still tried to scold me like a teacher, right up until I slid inside her and she completely lost the act. Another run I tried to play more submissive, letting one of the girls take charge and peg me with that unexpected futa situation, and honestly it hit like that one weird hentai manga you secretly keep saved in a separate folder on your phone. Incest tension with Hinata is handled like a slow-burn car crash, every choice making it worse and hotter at the same time. On top of that, the AI style CG gives everything this slightly unreal, dreamy quality that fits the whole “desire is leaking into reality and nobody is safe” vibe. Some scenes are rough, some are loving, some are just trashy and fun, and the game kind of shrugs and tells you: this is on you. You wanted this.

Ark is basically the kind of idiot king that every hentai forum thread secretly wants to be. He’s supposed to be building a “serious” power base and challenging this smug, horny demon queen called Lady Erostegia for the throne, but half the time it feels like he’s just stumbling from one set of tits to the next and somehow that counts as politics. The story pretends it’s high fantasy, with courts and schemes and all that, but then you're blackmailing a holy knight because you caught her fingering herself in a shrine, or getting a footjob in a council chamber while two nobles argue about taxes in the background. It sounds messy? It is messy. That’s the charm. Characters don’t just pop in to suck your dick and vanish, they kind of stick around, open their own side dramas, get jealous, make stupid decisions, and you realize you’re suddenly tracking who already took your virginity in which timeline like you’re doing homework on Pornhub notes. I liked that the game pretends you have moral choices while also shoving your cock into almost every scene. You can “corrupt” the sweet girls slowly, or be that bastard who uses them like tools, but honestly, even when you go for wholesome romance, you’re still probably going to end up creampie stuffing someone on a throne or sneaking into their bed for sleep sex while they mumble your name in their dreams. Totally immoral. Very nice.

What really sells it is how shameless it is about mixing goofy humor with real filth. One moment there's a milf sorceress scolding you like a teacher, next moment you have her drooling on your shaft, voice shaking as she tries to keep her “royal advisor” act together while you make her gag. The game likes to tease you a lot too. There are scenes where girls cosplay as “innocent” maidens or parody characters from other series, and if you’re a degenerate who spends too much time on certain subreddits, you’ll spot what they’re referencing and probably feel weirdly called out. Animations are not some crazy high-budget masterpiece, but they do the job really well: hips grind, toes curl around your dick in those footjob scenes, cum actually lands where it’s supposed to instead of doing that weird floaty manga thing. The voice work helps a lot. Some moans are soft and embarrassed, others are like “fuck me more, king” with that dominant tone that makes you feel like you’re the one getting conquered. There’s female domination stuff that can hit hard if you let Erostegia or one of the more twisted girls take the lead, pushing you to the bed, making you beg, riding you until you’re actually a little scared of how much they enjoy milking you dry. Or you can play it like a pure power trip and turn them into your drooling toys instead. NTR and swinging paths are there in the background like a loaded gun in the drawer: you can avoid them, but just knowing they exist gives the whole sandbox more tension. You’re fucking them, but are you sure they’re not fucking someone else behind the curtains? The game never stops reminding you that being king in a sex-obsessed court means everyone is watching, everyone is scheming, and half the time you’re too busy buried in some girl’s pussy to notice who’s spying on you from the shadows.

Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

In a world full of heroes, there are always a few villains like you: show these super Karen women who's boss and demonstrate the real dick powers.​

After you die from overwork you must go to hell… unless you agree to sign the contract with the succubus. If you perform it well, you’ll get the opportunity to reborn in any universe you wish. What should you do? You must seduce as more universes as you can, to provide succubus with sexual energy. Use your cunning mind and some “devil traits” for performance of contract. Please check changelog and developer notes.​

Christmas in this game feels like someone mashed Pornhub search history with a cheap Hallmark movie, then decided, yeah, that’s fine, let it snow. You play as the boyfriend who is technically the “main character”, but in practice you end up feeling more like a ghost watching your own relationship from the ceiling. Ariana comes over all excited for a long dirty night, already talking about what she wants to do with her mouth, with her tits, grinding on you in that teasing way where she pretends she’s innocent while describing exactly how she wants your cum inside her. Then the job call hits, like a boring capitalist cockblock, and suddenly he’s gone, and you’re left with her, the empty house, and a brain full of guilt and curiosity. The game leans hard into that voyeur angle. You’re not just watching Ariana, you’re watching yourself fail at basic boyfriend duties while she tries to keep her pussy loyal and her thoughts clean, and it’s honestly kind of funny how fast that falls apart.

Because then Santa shows up. Not the Coca Cola one, not the fat soft grandpa from kids movies. This Santa is basically NTR in a red coat, with this big black cock that might as well have its own postal code. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. Every time Ariana says she’s trying to be faithful, the camera lingers on her lips, or on how her thighs press together, or on the wet spot growing while she denies she’s thinking about that one previous night with a “different” guy. There’s this one scene where she’s on the couch, phone in hand, half-writing a text to you and half staring at Santa’s bulge while he pretends to talk about “saving Christmas”. She keeps biting her lip, the text box opens and closes, autocorrect pops up dumb suggestions, and she just erases everything and instead drops to her knees. No big speech, no drama. Just this slow slide down his pants and a shot of her face when she sees how big he actually is, like her whole moral system just short-circuited between her legs.

The sex itself is very direct. Lots of oral, and she’s not shy about it at all. Ariana drools, gags, smears spit all over that shaft, uses both hands like she’s worshipping something sacred and obscene at the same time. She keeps saying it’s “only to help”, that it’s “for Christmas”, which is honestly such a funny excuse that it becomes hot. When they finally fuck, you can tell the game wants you to feel both horny and slightly sick with jealousy. Her nails drag down his back, her tits bounce all over the place, her ass slaps against his hips, and she just keeps asking for it deeper, harder, like she forgot you exist. There’s one angle where you basically see the outline of his cock through her belly when he really rams in, and if you’re already on the edge with NTR, that moment might finish you or break you. She talks about your name once, then mid-moan she replaces it with “Santa” without even noticing, and I actually paused there just to think about how identity kind of collapses when desire is stronger than memory. The final creampie feels like a punchline: thick load leaking out of her stretched pussy while Christmas lights blink in the background, like the universe is quietly clapping for adultery. If you want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, mute your Spotify, put your phone face-down, lean into the jealousy, and let Ariana ruin your Christmas on purpose.