I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

Pokestars is basically what happens when someone looks at the old anime and goes, “yeah but what if they all wanted to fuck the trainer instead of chase badges,” and then actually commits to the bit. You’re this dude who somehow lands in this luxury pokemon training resort that’s less about ranked battles and more about which girl you’re making moan behind the stadium later. It’s played like one of those point and click dating sims where you bounce between locations on a map, poke on stuff, poke on girls, poke on buttons, in that order. May, Misty and Dawn are the main stars here, and they’re not subtle. First time you meet Misty she already has that “I’m gonna test you” energy, except it’s not a gym test, it’s whether you can keep up with her mouth while the battle scoreboard is still flickering in the background. It’s funny because the game pretends to care about rankings and resort rules, but after like ten minutes you’re mostly just planning who you’ll fuck in which corner of the map and if you can trigger another animated scene before clicking through the dialog you half read.

What I liked a lot is that it doesn’t waste too much time teasing without payoff. You win a fight? You’re not getting a high five; you’re getting on your knees or putting her on hers. There are full-on oral scenes where you literally watch her head move, with voice lines that are not studio-perfect, but that kinda makes it better, feels more like a weird fan project that got horny and never stopped. Vaginal scenes too, with those 3dcg bodies pressed together and enough motion to not feel static. Sometimes the moans don’t sync perfectly with the thrusts and it made me laugh, but I still didn’t skip it, so whatever. The resort itself works like a hub: pool, rooms, arenas, those spots you click just to see if someone’s there to jump your dick. You get some dating sim flavor on top of it all, little choices in dialog, giving attention to one girl over another, pretending you care about who has the strongest team when you’re actually just angling for a threesome later. There’s even this moment where Dawn corners you in a hallway after a match, her voice goes low and you can hear the slight echo like they actually thought about the room, and suddenly she’s on her back on a bench, panties around one ankle, you pushing in while she still has her gloves on. That kind of detail is the thing that keeps you clicking “next” even when a line of text is kinda cheesy.

The voiced parts are the big hook and also the thing that sometimes makes it feel janky in a good way. May has this cute, eager tone when she goes down on you, wet sounds and breath mixing, but then every once in a while a line sounds like it was recorded in another room or on a different mic. It pulled me out for half a second and then there’s a close-up of her lips sliding down your shaft and suddenly I don’t care anymore. Harem angle is strong too, not just one-on-one stuff. You get those scenes where two of them tag-team you, one sucking while the other rides, like a porn parody that forgot to blur anything. And the point and click side makes it feel a bit like a scavenger hunt for sex; “if I go to the resort hot springs at this time, will Misty be there? Will she be naked already? Can I trigger that one scene where she sits on my face first and then demands I pound her right after?” Sometimes the pacing drags and you’re just clicking through resort menus looking for the next bit of action instead of actually doing trainer things, but then the game throws another animated fuck sequence at you and your brain forgives it instantly. It’s not classy, it’s not subtle, it’s literally fan fantasy turned into a horny resort simulator, and yeah, it works.

Pussymon: Prologue feels like someone took old-school monster catching, glued hentai on top of it, then said “yeah, plot twist every five minutes, why not?” and just went with it. You start thinking it’s gonna be a cheap Pokémon parody with tits, then suddenly you’re counting how many times the game tricks you into thinking something sweet is happening before it turns horny, then kinda serious, then horny again. I kept a little note in Google Keep just to track the “wait, what?” moments. First time a cute creature turns into a full-size girl and basically throws herself at you for “training”, I honestly laughed, then realized the game is dead serious about this whole “catch, fuck, repeat” vibe. It’s dirty as hell, but in that goofy Flash-game way where you can’t tell if the dev is trolling you or low-key a genius.

What I like most is how the story pretends to be important, then suddenly you’re grinding affection just to unlock a new sex scene and forget what the quest was even about. One quest starts like a normal fetch thing, but the reward is basically “thanks, now fuck this monster girl in three different positions”. It’s not subtle. The “bag” with names looks like a normal inventory at first, but then you realize you’re basically collecting a private harem like it’s a pokedex made by a horny teenager. I kept opening it in another Chrome tab by mistake instead of my Discord chat, and every time I thought “ok, I’ll just check stats quickly”, nope, ended up rewatching one of the scenes instead. There’s a weird little pattern where you expect a big battle, but the game just throws you some awkward dialogue and suddenly a blowjob scene. And then next time you expect sex, it gives you an actual battle. That back and forth feels stupid and fun at same time, like a bad fanfic that somehow works.

The lewd stuff is pretty direct. No slow burn, no romance, just “here’s a new pussymon, now see what holes she has”. Boobs in your face, moaning, cum everywhere, the usual, but with that cheap flash charm where nothing is too polished so it feels kinda raw. Some of the girls are cute, some look like they escaped from a bootleg Final Fantasy porno mod, and a few made me pause the game and think, “ok, I did not expect to be into this thing with tentacles and animal ears, what the hell is wrong with me.” One tiny thing annoyed me: sometimes the text boxes move a bit too fast when you’re actually trying to read the joke, but when you spam click to get to the porn, they stay on screen like they’re mocking you. I also kept expecting one of the “easter eggs” to be a real hidden scene, and instead I just tripped over some small gag that made me smirk once and never again. Still, I like how messy it all feels. It’s not trying to be classy. It’s horny, kinda dumb, full of surprise fuck scenes, a little bit like opening a random hentai folder someone shared on Mega and finding just enough weird shit inside to keep going “ok, one more, then I stop”.

That little orange lizard is supposed to be a “pokemon”, right? Charmander or whatever, except here he’s not doing any battling, he’s basically using his tail fire like a neon sign that says “come get fucked”. The whole thing is set in this weird half-bar, half-club background that looks like someone mashed up a cheap cocktail place with a kid’s show, then just dropped a thirsty furry girl right in the middle. She’s got ridiculous tits, big enough that the animators keep bouncing them around like they’re testing the physics engine more than anything else. You don’t get some long build up, it just kind of cuts to her already spread on the bar stand, legs up, totally begging for it, like we skipped three scenes of foreplay and went straight to “put it in already”.

The “pokemon” jumps in, cock out, and the proportions are insane in a good, brain-melting way. It’s this smooth, thick shaft that looks almost too big for his small body, and when he pushes into her, you get that nice squish of her pussy stretching around him. They actually did the penetration angle pretty well: you see his hips slam against her ass, his balls slapping her with each thrust, and her belly shifting like he’s hitting deep. She’s moaning like a cheap hentai dub, a bit over the top, but it kinda works here because it’s not trying to be classy at all. There’s a moment where she grips the edge of the bar, claws digging in, tits bouncing while he just drills her from behind, tail flicking, and it’s stupidly hot. The camera keeps swinging between her face, her tits, and that wet, shiny cock sliding in and out, and you can almost feel the sticky bar surface under her back, like she’s going to slide right off if he fucks any harder.

And then the cum. Of course. He finally slams in deep and you see this thick load pump straight inside her, proper creampie, with her pussy tightening around him, little spurts leaking out as he keeps grinding like he doesn’t want to pull out yet. Some of it spills down onto the bar stand, dripping between her ass cheeks, and she just lies there, panting, legs still trembling while his cock gives one last twitch. It’s messy, it’s shameless, it’s furry porn with a cartoon lizard and a big titted bitch getting absolutely stuffed, no fake romance, no story, just raw “I’m gonna breed you right here where everyone orders drinks” energy. If you’re into that mix of cute mascot character turned fuck machine and a needy furry girl who clearly loves being used like a cum bucket on public furniture, the whole thing goes straight for your brain and lower parts at the same time, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.