Game hits you right away with this weird mix of cheap humor and actually decent writing. You start as a girl witcher knockoff, more tits than armor, walking from town to town like you’re on a serious epic quest, except every second NPC basically wants to get in your pants or pay you in pussy instead of coins. It feels a bit like someone took a Witcher fanfic, ripped out half the plot, shoved in a porn comic, then accidentally left some real RPG bits in. One second you’re checking your inventory and comparing stats, next second you’re in a barn licking out some horny merchant’s wife while the game pretends this is a “choice with consequences”.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. You talk to a witch in the woods, and she’s not some mysterious mentor type. She’s a disaster lesbian with a potion addiction, happy to turn you into her personal toy if you pick the wrong dialogue. There was this one scene where she “tests your loyalty” by making you kneel and eat her out while her apprentice watches, and I honestly expected fade-to-black. Nope. You get full text, way more detail than needed about tongue, fingers, that kind of thing. Reward is a spell upgrade and also she marks you so some townsfolk react differently later, which is way more attention to detail than this trashy game deserves. And yeah, sometimes the English is a bit weird, but honestly that just makes the dirty talk feel more filthy somehow.

The quests swing between serious and totally dumb. I had one “hunt the cursed beast” thing in a village that turned into catching a runaway sheep-girl who was hiding in the mill and only agrees to come back if you “calm her down” with your hands between her legs. Another job starts like a classic monster contract, tracking footprints and asking questions in tavern, then turns into a threesome with two female bandits who tie your character up on a table and take turns sitting on your face. There’s no real fade between plot and porn, it just flips suddenly, like the dev wrote a normal quest then got horny halfway. Sometimes it works, sometimes it just feels like you clicked the wrong Ren’Py project.

Sex scenes are mostly you as the active one with other women, which is nice, because half the time in these games you end up as some blank slab. Here you get proper lesbian scenes: pinning a noble’s daughter to her own bed after catching her sneaking out, fingering a scarred warrior in the bath until she’s begging, sharing a tavern wench with another witch while both of you trash talk each other. Some encounters change if you played rude earlier, like one girl spitting insults at you while still grinding on your thigh because you shook her down for money before. Annoyed me that sometimes the game teases an option, like a flirty line with a trader girl, then never lets you actually hook up with her. I kept checking the wiki and random VNDB comments on my phone because I thought I was missing a flag, but nope, that route just doesn’t exist.

It pretends to be a serious fantasy parody with all this talk about contracts, kingdoms, monster lore, and then your “epic moral decision” is basically whether you help a witch escape the city or stay and fuck the captain of the guard in her office until she can’t walk. And I’m not even complaining. Well, I am, because the UI buttons are tiny and my dumb thumb kept hitting the wrong dialogue on my tablet, and I still kinda hate that, but then it throws another wet, messy, jealous-lesbian scene at me and my brain forgets everything. At least until the next fetch quest where you run around like an unpaid intern for a horny sorceress who only sometimes pays you in orgasms.

Our main character, Jeff, an average guy, stars in this explicit RPG adventure. His days are quiet and uneventful. From dawn till dusk, everything feels the same. Nothing exciting ever happens. He’s never known the touch of a woman. He’s fantasized endlessly about being with someone. Yet now, that could all change. While every other man left for battle, Jeff stayed behind alone. This strange twist of fate could be his opening. There’s a sultry, curvy woman who once flashed him her generous curves. Only a few moves remain to claim your place as king of this wild town. Grab your mouse and keyboard to dive in. Interact with items to complete your goals. Shower wealthy ladies with gifts to win their favor. Watch how your choices affect which women you conquer. Help Jeff stir up trouble with every woman in town.

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Pussymon feels like someone took a Saturday morning monster cartoon, put it in a dirty blender with Pornhub, and forgot to put the lid on. You’re not some heroic savior, you’re basically a horny freelancer walking around weird little zones catching pussy monsters so you can fuck them, talk to them, trade them, and then pretend the “Hunter Society” plot makes it all classy. It doesn’t. It’s like Pokémon if Nintendo had a mental breakdown and decided every capture needs a blowjob scene. One second you’re wandering around a new area thinking “ok, just gonna see what’s here,” next second the screen cuts to a sexcard with a moaning catgirl creature and your mouse is already moving before your brain catches up. The game knows exactly why you’re here and keeps winking at you with that dumb humor, like it’s in on the joke that you’re cooming to something called “Pussymon” and still taking the “story” seriously.

The whole thing runs on this loop where you poke around a map, bump into another Pussymon, unlock a new sex animation, then move on like a horny hiker doing a perv safari. It’s not deep, it pretends to be an RPG, but half the time you’re just checking your collection like “ok which one did I already cream on, which one still only has the clean version,” and somehow that becomes addictive. I legit spent like 20 minutes stuck in the same damn area because I thought there was some secret Pussymon hidden somewhere, then realized I just missed a dialogue trigger because I was skipping text to get back to the next card. The humor swings from dumb puns to horny shitposts, some lines feel like the dev wrote them on the bus on a cracked phone screen. Sometimes it hits, sometimes you just stare and go “bro… what,” then click anyway. The Pussymon Hunter Society stuff tries to make it look like a bigger world with rules and factions and whatever, but then the next scene is a fluffy thing riding your dick like a pogo stick, so yeah, lore, sure. I opened it in one tab, Spotify in another, and completely lost track of time just doing tiny loops of “new area, new girl, new cum version” like a degenerate hamster on a wheel.

If I had to give it an award, it’d be “Most Horny Abuse Of Nostalgia” because the whole experience pokes at your brain like “hey remember monster collecting games from childhood” and then slaps a pair of tits and a cumshot on it. The animations are janky in some spots and then suddenly too good in others, like the artist leveled up halfway and never went back to fix the old stuff, which weirdly makes it hotter because it feels dirty and handmade, not some polished corporate hentai product. And the audio, holy shit, half the moans sound like they were recorded in a bathroom with a cheap mic, but I still left the sound on like an idiot. There’s this one moment where you finally track down a Pussymon you’ve been missing from your set, and when you get the sexcard it’s not even your fetish, but your brain goes “collection must be complete” and you still watch the full clean and cum version like some horny archivist. At one point I caught myself reading the dialogue about hunter rankings like it mattered, right after watching a furry plant thing squirt on loop. It’s messy, kinda cringe, low key funny, weirdly cozy, extremely horny and I hate how much I enjoyed filling that damn gallery.