This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

This one feels like somebody took a half-drunk RWBY fanfic from AO3, glued RPG bits on top, then decided "yeah, people will jerk to this" and somehow it works more than it should. You start as this clueless guy whose village just got wrecked by Grimm, and he really acts like a virgin who only saw sex in hentai and Pornhub thumbnails. First five minutes you’re not fucking anyone, you’re actually running through a forest, scraping by with basic turn based combat that feels like something out of an old phone JRPG. Attack, skill, defend, item. Nothing fancy, but the way they interrupt battles with little voyeur scenes is kinda clever. Like, you’re low HP, you hide behind a tree to heal, and instead you end up spying on Yang arguing with a Beowolf, boobs bouncing all over the place while you’re bleeding out. Priorities, right.

The game lives on the girls, obviously. Ruby is written like a dorky hero with this weird horny naivety, and still they throw her into some pretty fucked up situations. There is this early event where you stumble on her cornered by Grimm, and instead of just a normal rescue, it shifts into this brutal *** scene if you let the fight drag too long. No fade to black bullshit, she’s screaming, drooling, eyes rolling up into that over the top ahegao, and it’s uncomfortable and hot at the same time. Weiss is even better. She plays the stuck-up princess, constantly talking down to you in class, then one wrong choice in a stealth section and you see her pinned, legs forced open, her panties ripped while she’s still trying to act like she’s in control. The game doesn’t "romanticize" much, it just slams you with rough, messy sex. Vaginal, oral, monsters using her like a toy, semen dripping on the floor. No soft lighting, more like a porn clip someone recorded on an old phone. Blake barely smiles, but yeah, when she’s bent over that desk with her tail twitching and her ass bouncing with each thrust, it hits harder than most polished stuff I’ve played. And Yang… she’s like a walking sex scene, tits fighting against her top, cocky grin wiped off when two Grimm pin her arms and fuck her until she can’t even mouth a joke anymore.

What surprised me is how much they lean into the "you are a nobody" thing. You’re not some badass huntsman, you’re this half-trained loser sneaking around Beacon, spying through half-open doors and cracks in the wall. There was a moment in the dorm corridor, I just tapped the wrong direction and suddenly I was peeking through the keyhole at Ruby on her knees, trying to suck you off in a "training exercise" she clearly doesn’t understand, gagging on your cock, tears running down her cheeks while she looks up with that confused but desperate face. The game treats voyeurism like a core mechanic, not just an extra scene. Miss a fight? You can still catch a girl getting used in the locker room if you happen to pass by at the right time. It’s dirty in that "you’re a creep with a phone in your hand" way, like those old sketchy tube sites apps, but mixed with turn based fights where you’re just trying not to die while your brain is still full of Weiss choking on a Grimm cock. On mobile it feels strangely natural, like scrolling Telegram, switching to Pornhub, then to some cheap RPG, all inside one thing. And yeah, sometimes the pacing sucks, you grind a boring combat stretch and forget you were on your way to see Blake get fucked senseless in the library, but when the sex scenes hit, they go way too far, in a good way. Ruby’s first time is a perfect example: she’s shaking, clenching, you can see her hymen tearing in a close-up that lingers a bit too long, she’s crying and moaning and begging you not to stop, and it’s ugly and hot and wrong and exactly what you’d expect from a porn parody that stopped pretending to be tasteful somewhere in the first ten minutes.