Alright so this My Hero Academia parody thing caught me completely off guard. Like, I went in expecting some basic fanservice nonsense but ended up spending way too much time figuring out how to properly "counsel" Rumi Usagiyama without her kicking my virtual teeth in. The rabbit hero's got this whole tsundere energy mixed with straight-up predator vibes that honestly makes zero sense but somehow works? One minute she's calling you a weakling, next she's grinding against your lap during what's supposed to be a professional therapy session. The AI-generated artwork looks decent enough for what it is, though Midnight's proportions are absolutely ridiculous even by anime standards.

What really gets me is how the dialogue system actually matters here. You can't just mash through conversations hoping for the lewdest option - these heroines will shut you down hard if you come on too strong too fast. Mirko especially seems programmed to test whether you're actually paying attention to her personality quirks or just trying to speedrun to the sex scenes. When I finally unlocked her bedroom scene after like an hour of carefully balanced flirting and psychological manipulation, the payoff felt genuinely earned instead of just handed to me. Though honestly the handjob animations could use some work, they loop weird.

The sandbox structure lets you bounce between different heroines whenever you want, which is perfect for when Midnight starts getting too clingy or Rumi's attitude becomes insufferable. Each girl has her own therapy schedule and mood system that you gotta track, plus there's this weird minigame where you massage their stress points that's way more involved than it needs to be. Sometimes the translation feels a bit off too - like when Mirko says something that's probably meant to be seductive but comes out sounding like a grocery list. Still hit different though, not gonna lie.

You start out as this broke nobody with a hero complex and zero social life, which is honestly way too relatable, then you go and pull the dumbest smart move ever: throw away your own life to save someone else. Good job, martyr-kun. Instead of a gravestone you get a bunch of bored goddesses looking at you like a new toy. Not even subtle about it. One of them gives you a second shot in a fantasy world and from that point it’s less “epic isekai adventure” and more “how much teasing can one guy survive before his brain melts through his dick.” The setup looks like the usual dating sim fluff, yeah, but then you notice it’s actually a sandbox, so you just wander around clicking on stuff, peeking in places you probably shouldn’t, and suddenly you’re spying through a keyhole while a girl with ridiculous tits rides a pillow and moans your name without even having met you properly. Definitely not Bioware romance pacing.

What I liked way too much is how the game keeps pretending it cares about your soul and your choices, while it actually cares about your cock stamina. One minute a “pure” virgin priestess girl is nervously holding your hand, all blushy and sweet, saying she wants to “take it slow”, and five clicks later she’s on top of you, tits bouncing in your face, trying to cram you inside raw because a goddess “blessed” her womb. There’s this scene where a haughty goddess steps on your chest, heel pressing right under your ribs, and she’s making you kiss her toes like some pathetic knight, and you’re thinking “ok, fine, femdom stuff, I’ve seen worse,” then she suddenly squeezes your shaft between her soles and gives you this lazy, slow footjob while looking bored on purpose, just to make you beg harder. The animations are actually pretty hot, which annoys me, because I wanted to laugh at it and instead I just sat there like an idiot, edging. The teasing is brutal too: one girl grinds on your lap, panties soaked, keeps doing that almost-ahegao face, then stands up right before you finish and walks away to “cool down,” leaving you with nothing but a dialogue choice that changes absolutely nothing.

Later, when the harem stuff kicks in proper, the game goes from “awkward romance” to “of course they’re all fine with sharing you, why wouldn’t they.” You get this “romantic” date in town with the shy mage, holding hands, talking about magic and feelings, then you come back to the house and the busty swordswoman is already naked, sitting on your face, telling the mage to “stop being a prude and join in.” It turns into group sex so fast the music barely changes. One is riding your mouth, the other is bouncing on your dick, and a third one is just standing there, stroking you off when they swap places, because apparently everyone learned perfect handjob technique in goddess school. There’s anal, creampies, titfucks, random masturbation scenes when you’re alone and spying on them, and yeah, you get the standard “walk into the bath at the wrong time” thing, but they don’t even bother acting mad for long. My only real complaint is stupid: there’s one scene where a girl is stripping super slowly, removing gloves, boots, all that, and she never takes off this tiny ribbon on her wrist and it drove me insane. No idea why. Maybe that’s the real domination here, they own your attention more than your character. Anyway, if you pretend you’re here for “romance” while clicking straight to the next blowjob, I won’t judge. Much.

Julie is the kind of landlady who makes you forget rent is even a thing. Game drops you right into her apartment like it’s nothing special, but that first morning in the kitchen hits different. She’s in this loose shirt that does nothing to hide how stacked she is, bending over to grab something from the lower cabinet, and the camera just sits on her ass a bit too long. Not artistic, just horny. You get these choices like “look away” or “keep staring” and of course you keep staring, and she catches you and gives this half smile like she already knows what kind of tenant you’re going to be. It feels messy and a bit awkward in the good way, like you walked into a roleplay scene that started without you.

The humor is surprisingly stupid and nice. One moment you’re trying not to drool while Julie stretches on the couch in leggings so tight you can see the outline of everything, next moment she’s making some totally lame joke about you being “such a good boy carrying boxes” while her tits bounce around because the dev clearly has a priority in life. There’s this scene where she’s “showing you the rules of the house” and every rule is just an excuse to get closer. No loud music after midnight, but she has no problem walking around half naked in a tank top with no bra, leaning over your shoulder while you’re on your phone, her nipple poking through the fabric like it’s trying to start a conversation. The AI art sometimes makes her expressions a bit weird, like one eye flirting and the other thinking about taxes, but honestly that almost makes it hotter, like she’s trying so hard to stay composed and failing. I kinda hate the living room lamp and I kept looking at it during scenes, and now it lives rent free in my head.

The best parts are when the game lets you be just a little too bold. Not full-on porn from the first click, more like “accidental” touches that are not accidental at all. You’re passing behind her in the tiny kitchen, she backs up into you, your crotch presses into her thick ass, and the game actually pauses there, giving you time to stare at the curve of her hips. You can pretend it was an accident or lean into it. If you go for the pervy route, she does this sharp inhale, looks over her shoulder, eyes half annoyed, half turned on, and says something like “Careful, I might start charging extra for that.” Later on, when you’re helping her with laundry, she casually strips down to her underwear right in front of you, tossing her pants at your face like it’s nothing, and the camera angle just glues itself to her ass in those tight panties. You get this groping moment where your hand “slips” while you’re helping her stand up, and she freezes for a second, cheeks a little pink, but she doesn’t pull away. I wish there was less fade-to-black and more “keep your hand there and see what happens” but the teasing actually works. To get the most out of it, honestly just pick the options that feel like you’re one bad decision away from getting kicked out, push your luck with the touches, stare too long, say the slightly wrong thing, and let Julie pretend she doesn’t love every second of that attention.

Card table, pretty girl, tits practically falling out already, and you still feel nervous like some newbie clicking "start" on his first porn game. That’s the vibe here. It throws you right into a strip poker match with this curvy babe who looks like she was built in Honey Select on a horny Sunday. Big ass, big tits, tiny clothes. She leans in, smirks, taps her cards on the felt. You’re pretending to care about odds and strategy while your brain is just "please lose this hand, please lose this hand."

The thing that hit me hardest wasn’t even the visuals at first, it was the sounds. I sample moans and sex audio for fun, ok, I’m weird, whatever. Her teasing voice when she slow-rolls a win, that playful "hmm, looks like you’re in trouble" mixed with that little card flip sound. The cloth shuffle of the deck has this soft, low thump that sits nicely under her voice, not too sharp. When she strips, the clothing rustle is a bit too clean, like someone in a studio sliding off a jacket, but the way they layered in this tiny breath from her, like she’s half embarrassed, half enjoying it, yeah, that works. I actually recorded my screen, dropped the audio into Audacity and cut little loops of her giggles. Some of them clip a bit on higher volume, and it annoyed me more than it should, especially with headphones on Spotify running in the background. Still didn’t stop me replaying the same round three times to trigger the same teasing line.

The gameplay moment that got me hooked was this hand where I went all in with trash, just to see if the game would reward stupid horny behavior. I lost, of course. She leans back, crosses her arms under those ridiculous breasts, and there’s this low laugh, like she already knew you were bluffing with your dick instead of your brain. Then a couple hands later, I actually won with a real straight, and the tone flips. She gives this fake annoyed sigh, slides the straps off her shoulders so slowly it almost feels like lag, and there’s this faint fabric stretch sound that made me stop and rewind. But the next time that same animation played, the sound was a bit out of sync, half a second late, and it drove me crazy. I kept waiting for them to line up perfectly and they never did.

Honestly, the 3D CG looks both hot and slightly weird in that hentai way where the body is a little too perfect, but it fits the whole striptease fantasy. When she stands up to show off more skin, there’s this small chair sc*** that sounds like it came from a free sound pack, but the moan after covers it, so whatever. The puzzles tied into poker hands actually surprised me a bit. You’re not just clicking "next scene" on autopilot; you’re trying to outplay her, counting on her to lose one more layer, while she keeps smirking like she knows you’re one bad call away from sitting there fully clothed, hard as fuck, and still somehow losing. I liked how sometimes she’d toss a line like "you really think that hand is enough?" with this little chuckle that sits perfectly in the mid-range, no harsh S sounds. Other times the voice volume jumps randomly and I had to tab out, lower my system volume, then forgot to put it back and missed a few of her best teases.

Anyway, the strip scenes ramp up nicely. First it’s just a button open, or her bending forward so her cleavage fills the whole screen, then later it’s full-on topless with those huge tits bouncing a bit when she laughs at you for folding too early. There’s one moment where she turns around to peel her panties down and that ass has this glossy look like an overpolished car, but the animation is so slow and cocky it still worked for me. The sexiness is not really about realism, it’s about that poker table energy: you against this smug, animated bombshell, cards in your hand, dick in your other "hand", praying for a good draw so you can see just a little more skin. It’s messy, sometimes clunky, sometimes weirdly hot. I closed the browser, then opened it again five minutes later, just to hear that cocky laugh one more time.

Honestly? This game caught me off guard. Started playing expecting another half-baked detective parody but got sucked into something way more engaging than anticipated. The whole "wake up from coma, become magical cop" setup sounds cheesy as hell, but somehow it works. Your partner's this sarcastic brunette who keeps roasting you during investigations, and the banter actually made me laugh out loud a few times. The mind-reading mechanic during interrogations is brilliant - you're literally getting inside suspects' heads to catch them in lies, which feels way more interactive than typical VN dialogue trees.

What really surprised me was how the puzzle elements blend with the adult content. You're not just clicking through sex scenes; you're earning them by being a competent detective. The evidence gathering mini-games are actually fun instead of tedious busywork, and connecting clues on the detective board gives you that satisfying "aha!" moment when everything clicks. The magic duels threw me for a loop - wasn't expecting quick-time combat in my porn game, but here we are. The erotic scenes themselves are well-animated and feel earned rather than randomly thrown in. Your choices genuinely matter too; I replayed a case and got completely different outcomes based on how I handled interrogations and whether I decided to be professional or flirty with witnesses.

The variety keeps things fresh - one case you're investigating magical murders, next you're dealing with supernatural smuggling rings. Each chapter feels distinct while building the overarching story. Sure, some of the humor is hit-or-miss, and occasionally the pacing drags during exposition dumps, but when it hits its stride? Chef's kiss. The promised content updates look ambitious - more character types, expanded world, optional kinks for different tastes. Right now it's already solid entertainment that doesn't insult your intelligence while delivering the goods. Sometimes you want your detective fiction with a side of titfuck, you know?

You wake up in this weird in‑between place that feels like someone smashed a porn studio, a nerd convention and a haunted house together and forgot to clean up the lore. Nobody is surprised you just popped in from some random reality. They’re more interested in your dick, your schedule, and whether you sign the consent forms. It’s all very casual. People wander around half-dressed, fully naked, or in outfits that probably break like three different labor laws, but everyone treats it like just another workday. You’re the new guy with way too much freedom and way too little supervision, which is exactly how the game likes it.

The whole thing plays like a lazy day on your phone when you should be answering emails but instead you’re switching between Pornhub, F95, and Telegram. One minute you’re flirting with a stacked milf who has that “I’ve ruined men before” vibe, next minute you accidentally wander into a horror-themed set where a monster girl is chained up for a scene and asks if you want to “rehearse” the tentacle bit. There’s this nice rhythm where you can just walk around, peek into rooms, catch people mid-blowjob or bent over a couch, and decide if you want to join, watch from the dark corner, or act like a professional and go buy coffee. Nobody forces you into anything, which is honestly kinda hot when some cocky actress rolls her eyes and goes “Then don’t, I’ve got five more guys on call.” The power fantasy is there, but it doesn’t hold your hand. You pick who you chase, who you ignore, who you keep as that one late-night regular you always come back to for a quick creampie before touching anything else.

What sells it for me is how filthy it goes without pretending to be classy. You’ve got big tits stuffed into outfits three sizes too small, big asses that just beg for a hard slap, anal scenes that start with teasing and end with “okay, that looked like it hurt but she’s smiling so fine.” There’s straight stuff, lesbian scenes where two girls forget the camera and just devour each other, some surprisingly tender gay content that makes the male MC feel more like a real perv than a porn robot, and then those group things where everyone is on everyone and you basically give up trying to label what’s happening and just enjoy the mess. The voyeur side is strong too; half of my early game was just me peeking through windows or pretending to look for props while people got railed in the background. There’s this old gilf studio manager who flirts so aggressively you kind of hope she finally drags you into her office and “negotiates your contract” on her desk, but she keeps getting interrupted by some stupid production issue and it drove me insane. And then you forget because a monster girl with horns and drool on her chin asks if you wanna try something “unsafe for YouTube but perfect for here,” and suddenly you’re on your knees, nobody’s talking about contracts anymore, and your only real problem is deciding which of these insane people you’re going to keep in your personal little harem ending once you’ve seen enough to know exactly how wrong this place can get in the best possible way.

This thing absolutely feels like the result of someone horny, bored and a bit too obsessed with Harry Potter porn on Xvideos, in the best and worst way. You play a male wizard tossed back to some weird 70s version of magic school, and everything has that “almost familiar but off” vibe. It’s clearly Hogwarts but also legally not Hogwarts and that actually makes it hotter somehow. The school corridors are all quiet and soft lit, plenty of little corners where you can just stop and peek at stuff you’re not supposed to see. The first time I followed one witch after curfew, I was just clicking around for a random event and suddenly I’m spying through a keyhole while she’s practicing “magic focus” with a dildo the size of a wand, panting into a pillow. That voyeur moment hit harder than half the porn I have saved on my phone. And then the game acts like it’s your fault for watching too long. Which is accurate, honestly.

The teasing is where it really got me. It doesn’t rush right into sex unless you deliberately brute-force it. Witches will lean just a bit too close during classes, robes slip open a few pixels too far, they bend down to pick up books and the camera angle is just perfectly trashy. I liked how one girl pretends to be all strict and dominant, scolding you for not paying attention, then “punishes” you in a private tutoring session by making you kneel and focus while she slowly wraps her tits around your cock. No background music, just her breathing and a couple of quiet voice lines, and you can choose to either obey or grab her waist and break the mood. I picked obey, obviously. Or maybe not, now that I think back. Anyway the titfuck scene is surprisingly emotional for something that also made me pause my Spotify because it was getting distracting. The writing swings from horny jokes to soft romance to lowkey bullying in a way that feels like scrolling through Reddit gone wrong. One moment you’re testing some charm, next moment she’s using that spell to tie your hands magically while she rides you, talking trash in your ear, completely in charge. People looking for pure vanilla might complain, but honestly the femdom flavor fits the whole witch fantasy. The only thing that annoyed me is how sometimes you spend way too long clicking every shiny thing in a classroom just to trigger a single groping animation, and then it’s over in ten seconds. I still kept doing it. I hate myself a little for that.

The “sandbox” part is strange but kind of addictive. You wander around the school, poke at random magical crap, and every now and then you unlock a new scene or a tiny quest. There was this moment where I found a cursed mirror hidden behind some dusty curtains and instead of a jumpscare or something, it showed a witch undressing in another room in real time, touching herself with a wand between her legs while you choose to watch longer or back off. Of course I watched longer. It felt like one of those shitty porn pop-up ads made into an actual game mechanic. The parody humor hits and misses: some spell names are intentionally stupid, like a charm that “helps circulation” and is just an excuse for a handjob in the infirmary, with the nurse slowly stroking you while complaining about school regulations. The tone jumps around a lot. One witch is written like a proper romance route, with soft moments in the library, holding hands, kissing in the courtyard after class, then she surprises you with a blowjob under the table while a teacher is talking, trying not to laugh as you struggle to keep eye contact. Another witch is basically chaos with a wand, turning your clothes invisible in public, using toys on herself in the dorm while she forces you to stay on lookout at the door. I kept thinking I would get tired of the point and click parts, but then some little animated gesture or facial reaction would drag me right back in. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken in pacing, and the romance is twisted in that way where you end up wanting these girls to obsess over you forever. Which is probably not healthy, but alright.

Your phone buzzes, you open this goofy little mobile game thinking it will be some cheap horny clicker, and suddenly you’re face to face with your childhood friend who did not just “grow up” but basically turned into a walking gym ad with a soft smile. She’s huge in all the best places, thick thighs filling the screen, arms like she could lift a car or you, and yeah, the boobs are basically their own characters. The first thing she does is pull your scrawny nerd body into a hug, crush you against her chest and the game actually lingers on it, like “no, you sit with this, feel how small he is next to her.” It feels half wholesome, half “I might suffocate between these.” The art is 2D but animated enough that small details like flexing biceps and ass jiggle actually matter. That first scene where she picks you up easily while teasing you for being still a twig, then casually asks if you “missed these” while squeezing her tits together? Yeah, that sets the tone.

The structure is simple, but in a way that kind of works for the horny brain. You’re the male protag, total nerd, clearly out of your league, and she knows it. Every interaction is her pushing a little more, like a cat playing with a mouse she’s very fond of. One moment she flicks your forehead for staring at her ass too long, next moment she pretends to be offended and makes you “inspect” her muscles close up to “make sure you appreciate her gains.” There’s a scene where she traps you between her thighs on the sofa just to show off how strong her legs got. You can see the veins, the muscles flex, and the game lets you choose whether you squirm or just accept your fate as thigh pillow. Romance is sprinkled in there, but always tangled with physical contact. She strips down piece by piece, laughing at how red your face gets, grabbing your hands and pressing them to her abs, then lower, then higher. It’s teasing that borders on bullying but you can feel she deeply cares, which makes it even more unfair when she pins you to the bed with one arm like it’s nothing. There’s one interaction where she makes you hold her phone and record as she flexes and twerks right in front of you “for her gym account” and her shorts ride up so far you’re basically filming pure ass. The game lets you zoom in. Of course.

What I liked most is how the femdom vibe isn’t cold or mean, it’s this playful “I’m strong, you’re cute, shut up and let me spoil you” kind of energy. She gropes you almost as much as you grope her, except when she does it, it feels like you’re being checked, tested, measured like a toy. There’s a bit where she makes you count her reps while sitting on her back and you keep losing count because her sweaty top is see-through, so she “punishes” you by flexing in your face and demanding you describe every part of her body in detail, from her big tits to her huge ass, until you’re basically confessing your kinks out loud. The whole thing is horny as hell but strangely sweet too, like the game really wants you to feel safe being manhandled. If you want the most out of it, play with sound on, don’t skip her teasing lines, and lean into the choices that let her take control, because the more you let her lead, the more she presses your face into every thick, soft, overtrained part of her body.

First thing that hit me with this game was how it feels like someone mashed together a horny detective anime and a horny dating sim, then just said “yeah, that’s fine” and never sanded the edges. You’re this fresh grad magical agent with a stupidly heroic name you can change if you hate it, sent into a “quiet” town that is absolutely not quiet in the horny sense. The whole Hope Springs thing sounds wholesome but the moment you show up at the manor it’s like every girl there gets a notification on her phone that says “target acquired, tease him.” Mary is that elegant rich girl type who pretends she is all formal and classy, but her idea of hospitality is basically “oh, you don’t have a room? stay here and let my maids climb all over your self control.” The game loves slow teasing, it really drags it out, clothes sliding off piece by piece, animated little gestures, lips close but not touching for way too long, that kind of thing. Sometimes it drives you insane in a good way, sometimes you just want to scream “stop licking the ice cream and eat it already.”

I liked how it keeps playing with voyeur stuff without turning it into full creepy stalker mode. You catch glimpses of Sally changing through a half open door and you know the game set that up on purpose. Or you “accidentally” walk in on Alice in the shower and the camera lingers at exactly the spots your eyes would, wet skin and soap sliding down, her doing that fake shocked thing like “oh no, what are you doing here?” while clearly posing. There are scenes where you’re forced to just watch, not touch, listening to muffled moans through a wall, hearing sloppy wet sounds and little gasps, and the UI just refuses to move forward until you sit with it. It almost feels unfair and I loved that, but also hated it. The romance angle is actually way sweeter than I expected for a porn game, though. Characters flirt, joke, send you texts that feel like actual horny WhatsApp chats, not some stiff script. Mary will roast you one moment, then blush the next when you push back and tell her exactly how you want to pin her against her own antique wardrobe. There’s a ton of humor, stupid little jokes, bad puns, fourth wall nudges that show the dev watches too much anime. It breaks the mood sometimes, especially when you’re halfway through a blowjob scene and someone cracks a line that feels like it belongs on Reddit, but at least it feels like a real horny nerd wrote it, not a committee.

What really stuck in my head is how it lets the harem fantasy grow almost naturally. You flirt with one girl, another gets jealous, then she “accidentally” needs your help undressing, and suddenly you’re juggling promises and half-dressed bodies and tongue on skin in three different routes that start overlapping. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be questioning someone about the missing artifact but end up with your face between her thighs under a desk while another character talks right in front of you. The game leans hard into oral, like, full focus on lips, tongue, sucking sounds, your chin slick, their thighs trembling around your head. Animated movements make it feel extra filthy when a girl slowly sinks down in your lap and you can see the teasing little grind before she actually takes you in. It is romantic in a twisted, yandere-bait way too, the kind of “I will ruin every other girl’s chances and smile while doing it” romance. The story about magic and rogue agents is kind of cute and kind of background noise, sometimes you forget you’re supposed to be chasing an artifact because you’re too busy watching stockings slide off and panties get pushed aside. But then again, who cares about magic when you have a manor full of horny distractions that want your attention, your tongue, your cock, and your stupid soft side all at once.