Feels like some cursed flash game I found in a dirty corner of Newgrounds long time ago, just this one actually knows what it wants: you’re the damn tentacle beast and Samus is the snack. No story walls, no fake morality, just straight to hunting the blonde bounty hunter through this little arena where everything is about timing and greed. First thing that surprised me: it’s basically a mini tug-of-war of “who fucks up first”, and usually it’s you. You smack her with a tentacle, strip a piece, think you’re a genius, then suddenly she blasts one of your “important” limbs because you picked the wrong one to shield and you’re sitting there like an idiot, naked in all the wrong ways. It’s stupidly simple, and also I sat staring at the screen for like ten rounds whispering “don’t dodge, don’t dodge” every time I pressed attack. And of course she dodged. Half the fun is in that tiny delay where you already clicked and can’t take it back and watch your bad decision happen in slow motion. Felt like old browser games where you learned the rules by getting punished, again and again, but this time the punishment is just “no tits for you yet”. Cruel but fair. Actually not fair, but still.

The whole stripping rhythm hits that teenage nostalgia in my head. Piece by piece you peel that iconic armor off her, and even if I already saw a thousand porn mods of her on Reddit, this one still got me because you have to earn every bit of skin. Helmet off. Shoulders gone. Chest plate cracked open. Her suit feels heavier each round, you kind of hear the old Metroid sounds in your brain while you watch her get more and more exposed. At the same time she’s not helpless at all, she’s this pissed-off anime blonde, eyes sharp, like she knows she’s in a hentai game and hates you for it, and that makes it hotter. I liked that you can’t just spam attack like a monkey. You attack, then have to choose which tentacle will block her shot. Pick wrong, she melts that limb and your whole plan dies. It’s a simple “click here, then here” loop, but once you’re close to stripping everything, your brain starts overthinking every click. My Chrome history looks shameful, my mouse hand sweaty, my other hand also busy, and somehow I still cared about not losing because defeat sends you back to the start with all the clothes on again and that actually hurts more than any bad ending. The final sex scenes you unlock are filthy in a very direct, old-school hentai way: full-on tentacle wrapping, her body twisted and pinned, face going from pissed to overwhelmed, suit just a memory, skin shining like some artist spent too many nights pausing original Metroid art for “research”. It’s rough, it’s not subtle at all, and I loved it, even though I’m absolutely going to pretend I didn’t bookmark it.

This thing is basically a love letter to that old Demon Girl stuff, just with Derpixon brains spilled all over it. You get thrown right into this hellish dungeon vibe where the walls feel wet even though they’re not actually moving, and in the middle of all that is this tiny redhead demon chick who looks like she’s both in charge and completely fucked at the same time. I like that she looks playful and dangerous, but honestly sometimes her eyes are a bit too bright, like she knows she’s in a looped hentai animation and is kinda bored by it. The six scenes are all tentacle setups, but they’re not just copy paste. One moment you got a slime-like blob crawling slow over her belly, next it’s some ghostly limb going through her like she’s half spirit, half flesh. It’s messy, very cum focused, but actually not as gross as it sounds, more like someone spent way too long tweaking how the white stuff lands on her thighs.

What really got me was how the pacing is handled. You don’t just click and watch. The loops respond a bit to how you tap or hold, so you end up trying weird things just to see if something different happens. In one scene, I kept a slow rhythm, and the tentacles wrapped around her ankles tighter but her tail twitched like she’s pretending to be annoyed, while in another I spam clicked like a psycho and the whole thing escalated into this full body shake that honestly made me laugh more than anything. It’s horny and silly at the same time. Maybe it’s just me, but the way the ghost-creature penetrates her without “real” contact feels more pervy than the big heavy tentacles, like a haunted sex toy with attitude. The cumshots are very in your face, literally, sometimes almost too quick. You’re building up, and suddenly boom, finished, reload. It’s hot and also kind of like when Chrome crashes just as you’re about to hit the good part on a different site.

The audio is underrated here. I had Spotify low in the background at first, some synthwave playlist, and actually turned it off because the squishy sounds and her little half-choked moans were doing more work than the music. She doesn’t talk, no cheesy lines, only those breathy whimpers that sound like they were recorded by someone who was having too much fun. Still, one of the loops has this wet plopping noise that’s slightly off sync and now I can’t unhear it, like a bad TikTok edit, and it keeps pulling me out of the mood for one second every time. Visually, it’s polished as hell, and also kind of rough in tiny places if you stare too long at the edges of the slime. Hell backdrop glowing in red, tentacles sliding across her skin, ghosty shapes passing through her, that classic hentai finish exploding all over her horns and hair, it all sells the fantasy hard. If you ever watched those old viral “red demon girl vs tentacles” clips on sites you definitely shouldn’t open at work and wished there was a slightly more interactive, softer but still filthy version, this sits exactly in that weird sweet spot that shouldn’t exist but somehow does.

Samus gets yanked out of whatever heroic bullshit she was doing and dragged back into a cold, shiny police station that feels more like a porn set than HQ. No big build up, no epic mission briefing, just an anonymous call that sounds way too familiar and suddenly she is walking through empty corridors in that tight orange suit, visor reflecting all those sterile lights while you just know nothing here is about paperwork. It feels like someone took old Metroid vibes, stripped off the space horror and left only the part where you secretly waited for the armor to crack and show some skin. The tone is simple: she is the smartest person in the room and still walks straight into the most obvious trap, and you are there just to keep pushing her deeper into it.

What hits first is how the game treats her outfit like a slowly dying resource. Every mistake in the action sequences, every sloppy dodge, every time you get greedy and rush, something tugs, tears or melts off another piece of that famous suit. You are not just avoiding attacks, you are basically bargaining with your own horniness. "Yeah I can tank this hit, I kind of want to see what happens if that tentacle lands." Then it does, and there goes a shoulder plate, or the chest piece stretches in a way that would absolutely not pass Galactic regulations. There is this fun little moment where you mess up a jump by a pixel, she stumbles, and the camera lingers just a bit too long when a strap slides down. The game knows exactly what you are waiting for and keeps you stuck in that edge territory, half combat, half strip tease, never fully clean, never fully porn until you actually lose. And you will lose, on purpose.

The whole "Galactic Police" thing is just an excuse to lock her alone in this sterile maze and feed in tentacles from vents, walls, even the fucking ceiling like the building itself is horny. You are trying to plan routes, thinking like, "If I go left, that corridor had fewer enemies, I will keep the chest armor a bit longer," then suddenly two slimy arms show up from behind and pin her while another one curls around her waist. You can play it perfectly, sure, but the game kind of laughs at that. It keeps tempting you with close calls where one more hit would rip off the last bit of her suit over her ass, and you press the wrong key "by mistake". One time I actually paused on a scene where she was half stripped, helmet off, hair loose, tentacles wrapped halfway around her thighs, and I just sat there, staring, thinking about how Nintendo would probably explode if they saw this. Then I unpaused, missed a dodge again, and the scene went from teasing to full, messy hentai payoff with her gasping, choking a little, body arching as those things slide under what is left of her armor and then pull it off completely. The plot barely pretends to exist after that, and honestly, I did not care. She got tricked, she is outnumbered, and the only "investigation" you are really doing is how far the game will go if you stop fighting back. Turns out, very far. And then a bit further.

This thing is basically Erza from Fairy Tail tossed into a nasty tentacle quickie, and it does not pretend to be anything more. No story dump, no long setup, you open it and bam, you’re staring at this redhead with tits that look like they’re trying to escape the screen while a whole bundle of shiny purple tentacles is already inside every hole she has. It’s one of those “click through the stages” animations, very simple. Top left, the tiny arrows, you tap and the scene jumps from “ok she’s just getting started” to “wow she’s stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey but horny.” I had to squint a bit because the buttons are small as hell, and I actually misclicked twice thinking it was just one arrow. Tiny UI stuff like that annoys me more than it should.

The best part is honestly the way her body changes between the filling states. You see her belly slowly bulge out more with each step, ass stretching, cum visibly piling up inside like she’s some kind of living container for monster seed. On one frame she’s got this bit of drool and her eyes are rolling up, and it got me way harder than I want to admit, especially when you notice the extra tentacle sliding around her ass and disappearing inside so casually, like it’s not even trying. No build up, just “ok, now your asshole belongs to the hive.” There is double anal at one of the later states and the animation looks almost too smooth, that kind of wet loop that makes you stare like a zombie. Her mouth is busy too, thick tentacle in there pushing her lips wide, and the soundless gagging is oddly hot. I had Spotify running in the background and that made it better by accident, some random EDM track while she’s getting pumped full of goo. It’s weird how that works.

It is short, though. There are five filling levels and when you hit the last one, that’s it, you just sit there watching her totally crammed full of cum, belly rounded, tentacles still twitching, no extra surprise, no secret variant. I half expected a final state with her bursting or at least dripping everywhere like a broken faucet, but nope, the max level is “overfilled jar.” Also, her boobs look amazing from the front, but I kept wishing they moved a bit more, like some heavier bounce when the tentacles slam in. They vibrate, they jiggle a little, sure, but not as wild as the rest of the body, which is a shame because if you put a redhead with that chest on screen I want to see those things go crazy. The cum is thick and milky, there’s a lot of it, you can watch it pool inside her, but the color stays the same in every state. Minor thing, still bugged me. I clicked back and forth through the states way too many times just to see the shift in her face and belly, and there was a moment in the middle one where she looks almost like she’s trying to resist, then next click she’s just gone, fully lost in it, and that one little change is what stuck in my head after I closed the tab and went back to pretending I was checking email.