I started this one out of curiosity, expecting some goofy parody nonsense, but ended up weirdly invested in how far it’d push the “Mystery Gang but everyone’s horny and morally sideways” idea. It’s not shy about being nasty, that’s for sure. The tone goes from slapstick to straight-up filthy without blinking - one second Daphne’s teasing with that fake-innocent grin, next she’s doing things that’d make a cam site blush. I kind of liked that shamelessness, even if sometimes it felt like it was trying too hard to shock. The humor’s crude, messy, but that’s part of the fun - like watching people cosplay too well, and then forget they’re pretending. Fred’s written as this clean-cut idiot who slowly realizes he’s not the main character anymore, and it’s both funny and sad in a way I didn’t expect. Velma’s corruption arc? Way too hot, even when it gets borderline mean.

The sandbox thing works better than I thought - it gives you room to poke around and see how different choices twist the group dynamic. There’s a scene with a mirror and a toy that’s so ridiculous it almost breaks the tone, but then it doubles down and somehow sells it. I wish the sound design wasn’t so uneven, though; sometimes it’s moans, sometimes it’s dead silence like someone forgot to hit record. Still, the awkwardness adds charm. The game doesn’t care if it’s pretty or polished, it just wants to push you toward that point where you laugh and gasp at the same time. I caught myself mumbling “that’s too much” while clicking for the next round. It’s that kind of ride.

What’s strange is how it sneaks in a bit of character work under all the sleaze. You start noticing how each of them gives in differently - Daphne plays with it, Velma rationalizes it, Fred just breaks. I kept expecting some moral wrap-up, but it never comes, just more teasing, more corruption, like a loop you don’t really want to end. I guess that’s the point.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much during what’s basically a porn game about rebuilding civilization with your dick, but here we are. “Dickcare” doesn’t even pretend to have subtlety, which somehow makes it better. It’s like the dev looked at every crossover hentai fantasy - Velma squinting behind foggy glasses, Raven pretending she’s not into it, Tatsumaki rolling her eyes while secretly moaning - and said, yeah, let’s just throw them all in one ruined world and call it salvation. The writing’s half self-aware and half deranged sincerity; the voice lines swing between awkwardly horny and genuinely funny. There’s one scene with Frankie in a busted gym locker room that made me pause, not because it was hot (though it is), but because she calls you “hero” in this weird soft tone right before things get messy. It stays in your head longer than expected.

What’s wild is how much *sound* adds to everything. You can tell someone cared about the way a zipper slides down or the slap echoing off concrete walls. The sandbox part? Looser than it sounds. You wander, talk, get distracted by some zombie side plot that doesn’t matter, and suddenly Velma’s stuck halfway through a ventilation shaft. It’s ridiculous, yeah, but also... kind of perfect. There’s no grind, no fake moral choice. Just dirty, absurd freedom. Though, I swear one moaning loop cuts off too early - it’s such a small glitch but now I obsess over it. Maybe that’s the point: perfection would ruin the charm.

It’s funny how a game full of cum jokes and cartoon parodies ends up feeling more alive than most serious stuff. Maybe because it doesn’t care if you take it seriously. One minute you’re saving humanity, next you’re wiping something off Raven’s cape while she pretends not to blush. If there were awards for “Most Unnecessarily Emotional Cum Scene,” this one wins without competition.

This priest-trainer thing is weird as hell but somehow works? Like, you're this battle-scarred holy man who rolls into some backwater fantasy town ready to "rehabilitate" broken slave girls. The setup sounds sketchy when you put it like that, but the game actually handles the power dynamics pretty well. Your girls aren't just mindless fuck-dolls - they've got actual backstories and trauma that you're supposedly helping them work through. Though let's be honest, the "therapy" involves a lot of spanking and groping sessions that definitely wouldn't fly in any real counseling manual.

The corruption mechanics are solid - you start with these damaged elves and other fantasy chicks who flinch at your touch, then slowly break down their walls through a mix of discipline and care. Wait, did I mention there's a Velma knockoff? Because there totally is, and she's got that whole nerdy-girl-with-huge-tits thing going on. The exhibitionism scenes where you make them show off in public are pretty hot, especially when they're still all shy and reluctant about it. The masturbation training segments get repetitive though - how many times can you watch the same "touch yourself while I watch" animation before it gets old?

What bugs me is the pacing feels off sometimes. You'll spend forever building up this girl's trust, getting her comfortable with basic touching, then suddenly she's begging you to fuck her senseless. The harem management aspect is whatever - mostly just scheduling who gets disciplined when. The POV perspective works well for the more intimate scenes, makes the whole "caring father figure who also wants to rail you" dynamic feel less creepy somehow. Though honestly, it's still pretty creepy. The spanking animations are decent quality, lots of jiggle physics and realistic reactions. Just wish there was more variety in the punishment methods beyond the standard over-the-knee stuff.

It’s kind of ridiculous how fast I went from “what the hell is this?” to “okay, never mind, I’m into this.” The game throws you into Camp Pinewood like it expects you to already know everyone - Jessica’s smirking at you like she’s seen your browser history, Starfire can’t decide if she’s shy or secretly running the place, and then there’s Daphne, who acts like she’s above it all but still ends up bent over a desk two scenes later. Everything feels like someone mashed together every Saturday morning cartoon crush and said, *fine, they all live here now.* Nothing makes sense, but that’s part of the charm. It’s messy, horny, and self-aware enough to laugh at itself right before things get too heated.

The pacing’s weird - in one moment you’re helping Gwen carry boxes, next thing you’re getting cornered behind a cabin while she whispers something that’d make a sailor blush. You sort of drift between voyeur moments and full-on chaos; I kept expecting a real plot twist, but then Lola Bunny shows up in a crop top and that thought just evaporated. There’s something funny about the characters pretending they don’t notice you staring, like the game knows exactly what it’s doing with the teasing. The animations aren’t perfect, yet somehow those imperfections make it hotter, like catching someone mid-movement instead of posing. The sound design? Half the time it’s moans mixed with cicadas - which shouldn’t work but totally fits the camp vibe.

If I had to pick highlights: that scene where Raven finally drops the sarcasm and switches roles - it’s almost too slow, like she’s daring you to blink; the group shower moment that turns into an argument over shampoo but ends way dirtier than expected; and one random night sequence where nothing even happens, just silhouettes through windows, but yeah, I didn’t skip that either. It’s dumb, it’s filthy, and it doesn’t pretend otherwise. Maybe that’s why I can’t stop loading it up again.