Katara is one of the main heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" cartoon series and if you have thought about fucking her at least once then this simple but fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise here - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to wide customization settings you can change many and many elements of it: from the outfits and up to facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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The story jumps 19 years beyond the events of the original game, which you absolutely need to play, because not only do characters overlap, but your choices also shape the outcomes and storylines. This time, we're tracking two main characters simultaneously: one locked up behind bars, the other navigating the chaos of high school. At certain moments, the lines between their worlds blur...
You’ll dive deep into their twisted lives, feeling every heartbeat and every breath as their fates collide. The prisoner’s world is claustrophobic, brutal, and unforgiving, filled with tense encounters and dangerous alliances, while the teenager’s life is a volatile mix of hormonal chaos, secret desires, and looming threats that could shatter everything they've built.
Choices you make here ripple through both their lives, forcing you to weigh loyalty, survival, and passion in ways you never expected. The game doesn't just ask you to pick sides - it drags you into a tangled web where trust is scarce, and betrayal hides behind every corner. You’ll find yourself caught between desperation and hope, innocence and corruption.
The storytelling is raw, unfiltered, and often shocking, pulling you deeper into a world where every secret uncovered and every desire fulfilled changes the course of what comes next. The tension builds as these two lives, so different yet eerily connected, spiral towards moments where their realities might crash together in explosive ways.
Ready to get lost in a game where your actions have real consequences?. This isn’t just a game - it’s a journey through pain, pleasure, and the blurred lines between right and wrong. Will you navigate the prison’s cold walls or survive the chaotic halls of high school? Maybe both. Your story awaits.
Dive headfirst into the unruly, salty chaos of the pirate world in "One Item," but this time, you’re not just a bystander - you’re the captain. Forget following the old maps or treading known waters - here, you chart your own course, making choices that twist and turn your fate. You start with a crew of familiar faces, each bursting with their own quirks and secrets, ready to follow your lead - if you can handle their wild sides. Every decision you make splashes the story with humor and tension, as battles rage and alliances shift beneath the burning sun and stormy skies. But it’s not just about sword fights and treasure hunts - the game dives deep into the erotic and hentai scenes that fuel your darkest fantasies, pushing boundaries with unrelenting passion. Each steamy interaction is woven seamlessly into the narrative, making every touch and glance feel electric and charged with anticipation. "One Item" challenges you to strategize, seduce, and survive, commanding your ship and your crew through treacherous waters and even more dangerous desires. If you’re ready to unleash your inner pirate and explorer, to seize control and dive into a world where danger and pleasure collide, this game is your next obsession.
You will recognize Nami from"One Piece" anime series in no time. But if you have not seen it (or didn't read the manga as well) then all you should know about her is that she is redahead with big tits who loves to suck big rods... and today she is going to suck yours! That's right - thsi hentai parody is made entirely from male's first person perspective! The idea of gameplay is simple - you choose one of different blowjob actions from the list in the right side of game screen and enjoy the animation while your pleasure is growing. From pawing and licking to four variations of sucking - probably you won't be able to check them all during just one walkthrough Which means that you are going to paint this tramp's face with your hot semen more than once!
This is an incest and seduction video game. You cant remember your identification or your specific area. You just know that the women in your immediate location are truly eye-catching. The game is a side tale or prequel to Lawyer by Profession. The attention and support of the general public will be critical in figuring out future upgrades for this release. Lets play right currently.
Devil Slut is an interactive sex game that puts gamers in the duty of a devil hunter. The objective is to pursue and defeat various demonic creatures, all while participating in steamy and specific sex-related encounters. The gameplay is split into 2 main aspects: exploration and fight. During expedition, gamers browse with various environments, including dark forests, abandoned castles, and haunted manors. These locations are full of concealed prizes, secret flows, and, certainly, demonic entities. Players need to utilize their skills and wits to uncover these secrets and development with the game.
Dive headfirst into the chaotic life of a disgraced former teacher in Club Apprehension, where nothing about this job is ordinary. You’re not just trying to survive a classroom: your unruly, wealthy students demand more than lessons; they require taming. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the real challenge unfolds in a thriving hostess club you have to manage.
Club Apprehension expertly blends branching storylines with an open-ended sandbox experience, forcing you to juggle the conflicting demands of night and day. By day, you tutor and discipline your pampered but lost pupils, pushing them toward graduation. By night, you navigate the glamorous yet cutthroat world of elite entertainment, managing staff, clients, and secrets alike.
Every decision shapes who these girls become and how far you climb out of disgrace. As a grown-up visual novel, the game delves deep into complex character interactions and morally charged decisions, pulling you into a world where status, education, and pleasure collide. Will your blend of discipline and charm be enough to transform these heiresses into competent graduates?
Club Apprehension invites you to lose yourself in its decadent realms and twisted ambitions, where the line between mentorship and manipulation blurs. It’s time to take control, break some rules, and see just how far you’ll go to reclaim what you’ve lost.
Dive headfirst into the chaotic streets of vibrant Konoha Town in this deeply layered interactive adventure! Take control as Sarada Uchiha, a young ninja with fire in her eyes, and show the world that your generation isn’t just capable of standing tall alongside legends like Naruto. But don’t expect every path to be about honor and shinobi pride - this game lets you explore choices darker and more daring than any jutsu - sometimes, raw desire can strike deeper than any fireball technique.
Sarada’s journey through Konoha is not just a test of skill but of will and heart. From secret rendezvous behind village walls to heated rivalries ignited by jealousy and ambition, every corner holds a story where passion might overpower even the strongest ninjutsu. You decide how far to go - whether to sharpen your tactical genius or lose yourself in forbidden pleasures.
Experience explicit encounters that pulse with intensity and raw emotion, pushing beyond the bounds of standard heroism. This isn’t just a game about power - it’s about wielding it in ways no one expects. Harness the energy of passion fighting parallel to the flames of combat, proving to yourself that true domination comes from understanding every facet of desire.
Are you ready to take Sarada’s fate into your hands? The paths of glory and indulgence lie open before you - sprinkle your own chaos over the legacy of this iconic town and find out what makes your story unforgettable. Jump in now and redefine what it means to be a hero - because here, the only rule is that nothing is off-limits and every choice burns with consequence.
You take on the role of a guardian at a prison camp holding spirits and a variety of dangerous creatures. But if you’re expecting to deal with hulking beasts tonight, you can relax - your charge is a single, charming spirit girl. She looks innocent enough, but she’s hungry for flesh.
Yet her hunger isn’t just for food. This spirit is willing to trade favors in exchange for sustenance. The choices you make will shape your night, leading you and your prisoner down a winding path toward multiple endings - some amusing, some seductive, some downright dark, and others surprisingly sweet.
Prepare yourself for an unpredictable experience where the line between captor and captive blurs. Will you exploit her desires or find a way to connect? The spirit’s cravings aren’t just physical - they tug at your morals and challenge your willpower.
As you guide this strange, hungry spirit through the night, every dialogue choice and action matters. Discover hidden secrets, unlock new interactions, and push the limits of your own desires.
Dive into this game if you crave a blend of tension, seduction, and dark humor. Take control, make your choices, and see where your night with this enigmatic captive leads you.
Are you ready to satisfy her hunger - and maybe your own? Step inside and find out.
The moment has actually come for Sakura - one of Lady Tsunade's best and preferred pupils - to learn about her most effective secret ninjutsu technique known as... Futa-No-Jutsu! And indeed, it does exactly what you have consider: it gives busty milf Tsunade a big futanari cock!
Sakura always keeps in mind that Tsunade won't be using such an effective technique without supplying her with an appropriate technique...
This game plunges you into the steamy world of forbidden ninja arts where power and pleasure collide. You’ll guide Sakura through intense training sessions, pushing boundaries as she masters this taboo art.
Feel the heat rise as Tsunade reveals her new form, her commanding presence amplified by her newfound attribute. The tension between master and pupil electrifies the air, each encounter dripping with raw lust and untamed passion.
With explicit scenes that push the boundaries of your imagination, this game invites you to explore every carnal fantasy you never dared voice.
So why wait? Jump into the action now and let Sakura’s journey awaken your deepest cravings. Master the Futa-No-Jutsu alongside Sakura and Tsunade, and unleash a flood of erotic adventures that will leave you breathless.
Your next obsession awaits. Are you ready to take the plunge?
Dive headfirst into a raw, unfiltered adventure where the protagonist lives inside a 3D world that once felt utterly predictable. But everything shatters when he stumbles beyond the familiar boundaries of his known biome. This unexpected journey drags him into uncharted territories, forcing him to confront truths that twist and unravel all his previous beliefs. The game throws you into this whirlwind, promising an experience packed with shocking discoveries and raw, explicit content that pulls no punches.
Every step beyond the known biome peels back layers of the story, revealing a world far more complex and provocative than anyone imagined. Characters you thought you understood reveal hidden depths and desires, pulling you deeper into a web of lust, power, and betrayal. The explicit scenes aren’t just thrown in for shock - they’re woven tightly into the storyline, making every intimate moment a crucial piece of the puzzle.
If you crave a game that blends deep exploration with unapologetic adult content, this is your playground. Lose yourself in a sprawling 3D environment where every corner hides a secret, every choice leads to temptation, and every interaction pulses with raw energy. There’s no turning back once you cross that threshold - your journey will redefine what you thought you knew about this world and yourself.
So gear up for a game that doesn’t just tease but grabs you by the throat and drags you into a world of brutal honesty and raw passion. This isn’t just a game; it’s a plunge into the darkest corners of a 3D universe where every fantasy and fear collide.
Are you ready to challenge your limits and embrace the chaos that lies beyond the known? Start playing now and lose yourself in a world where nothing is sacred and everything is possible.
If destiny has truly lined up some kind of connection for you, you’ll find yourself caught up in it sooner or later. You can hide behind your computer screen for as long as you want, but when you step out to grab some noodles in the dead of night, or find yourself alone in an empty metro station, it could happen. And it will happen.
Luckily, you’re destined to meet a pretty cute, yet strangely quirky blonde girl as your first attempt at connection... or at least you think it’s your first time.
But hold on, because there’s more beneath the surface. This isn’t just some random meeting. There’s tension in the air, and every glance exchanged feels loaded with unspoken promises.
As you step closer, you realize this night could change everything. Will you take the plunge and dive headfirst into this strange new connection?
This game throws you right into the heart of that unpredictable night. Every choice you make shapes how the story unfolds. Flirt, tease, or hold back - the power is yours.
So stop hiding behind your screen, grab your courage, and step into a world where anything can happen. Because fate won’t wait forever, and your chance at something real is just a moment away.
This story ignites with a catastrophe - the main character's closest friend has fallen from a roof. It quickly becomes clear it wasn't an accident. Determined to uncover the truth, he launches his own investigation.
At first, he expects the usual motives: jealousy, betrayal, unrequited love. But the deeper he digs, the more twisted and dark the story becomes.
As secrets unravel on winding paths, he discovers that supernatural forces pull the strings. Battles not just of flesh and blood but of ethereal might rage beneath the surface.
The air thickens with tension as our hero confronts forces beyond comprehension. Choices will test his resolve, sanity, and even his own nature.
This game pulls you into a gripping narrative filled with dark mystery and carnal temptation. You'll peel back layers of intrigue while forging alliances and facing rivals who challenge every belief you've held.
Don't just watch the chaos - jump into the fire yourself. Only the brave will survive this deadly dance between heaven and hell.
Start playing now and lose yourself in this intoxicating blend of passion, danger, and the supernatural.
In this parody minigame you will go one on one with Tifa Lockhart... but don't worry - this wont be a fight and she is not going to kick your ass. Actually it is going to be quite the opposite - you will be the one owning her big round sexy ass in many different hot and kinky ways: tease her, finger her and fuck with it until you will finally cover her with splashes of your cum! Be active!
The time has come for Chichi and Goku to get their own show... even though this show is nothing else but hentai parody! But if you always wanted to see these couple of characters not only getting into dangerous adventures but having calm and relaxing moments filled with sex then you can finally do that right here and right now! Yet if you happen to be the fan of "Dragon ball" anime universe then you also should know that not always everything goes that easy and probably you already can say that at some point Goku will turn into Super Sayan! Now just imagine on what completely new level this will bring his sexual relations with Chichi... and if you can't imagine this then just watch this hentai parody and help these characters to reach the best ending!
The indefatigable team continues its adventures Kazuma and his friends are ready for new achievements. But this time everything will not be so innocent and we will finally see all the secrets and reveal all the secrets of this lecherous world.
Thrown into the chaos of battle as a celebrated Pro Hero, your life ended in a savage, unyielding fight on the front lines, a loss mourned by many. But death was not the curtain call you expected. Instead, shadowy forces snatched you from the void of space, enigmatic patrons who rewound your personal timeline, gifting you a second chance years before your demise. With the haunting memories of a doomed future burning in your mind, your mission becomes crystal clear: rebuild yourself stronger than ever, surpass your old limits, and forge bonds deeper and more genuine than before. All the while, you scramble to unravel the mystery behind your fatal destiny and prevent the catastrophe waiting just around the corner. And as an unexpected bonus for having truly died, this altered timeline unlocks rare opportunities for romance, letting you dive into passionate relationships and explore desires you never dared before. Will you master your rebirth, harness newfound powers, and rewrite your destiny - or will the shadows of your past claim you once more? Dive headfirst into this gripping saga where every decision can mean salvation or ruin, where trust and passion collide, and where your very survival hangs by a thread. The clock is ticking - will you rise again as the hero the world needs, or fall victim to the shadows that once claimed you?
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat