Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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You have probably already heard the strange stories aboutt human-sized animatronics which comes alive at nights? And ofcourse you are not afraid of these stupid stories, right? Otherwise you would never took the job of night shift security at one of such clubs! So you should know - yes, the furry animatronics are actually come alive at nights! And from thsi moment only your choice of actions and words defines will this job become your last or your best...
Jedi should learn many things. And one of the most important of these things is obedience. This story will be about one talented padawan who definitely has the lack of obedience and at some point she is almost banished from the order for this. Since then she is in search for the master who could train her properly and it looks like she has just found one... and yes, it is you!
Do you bear in mind all those scary stories concerning covered up complete strangers in the night? Well, a few of them can actually be quite dangerous. Some of them may end up to be weird yet busty women who would desire one and one thing only from you - to provide you a crazy boobjob up until you will certainly spill your cum all over the place! Is this your type of scaries? Appreciate this brief yet enjoyable minigame right currently!
"The Hellfire Club" is a text adventure in historical setting with mystical elements about a young gentleman who is trying to find his palce in this crazy world and for that goes to London - the big city filled with opportunities and temptations! Finding a room wont be hard yet it is only the beginning since you will have to find a job and take part in many various activities. Some of them will bring you money, some will bring you pleasures and some will bring you massive troubles. The question is in proportions!
Being a mere peasant you could not even visualize that one day you will be invited to the Queen's palace. And not just invited - you are one of the contenders on taking the place among elegndary Dragon Riders! An unique situation since never before a man was given such an honor. Clearly not everyone is happy with such occasion so your adventure gets dangerous even before it has begun!
Tomai is an unique entry in the world of hentai games, blending romance, comedy, and heartfelt storytelling with erotic, LGBT-themed adventures. As Tomai, you have just 15 days before the Night Festival, and how you choose to spend that time will shape your future forever. Will you explore polyamorous relationships with your two best close friends, Burdoc and Malik, uncover secrets with the mysterious Lady, or honor your Father's legacy? Every path offers explicit yaoi content, emotional depth, and multiple endings that reflect your choices. Unlike many adult browser games, Tomai delivers a relaxing, story-driven experience filled with queer romance, steamy encounters, and personal growth. If you 're looking for free hentai games with strong characters, coming-of-age drama, and plenty of heat-- Tomai is your next obsession.
Back in the days humans were fighting for their survival each and every moment agianst monsters and creatures lurking in the dark. In order to give this new young species a chance the goddess grants one of them with wonderful power. This power can be used for the good or for the bad and when the owner dies it is translated to new generation to fight new challenges. Thsi was the order of things for eons. But it is harder and harder to find the one who cares the power since it is sleeping. And especially at our time - the time of superheroes and supervillains. Who will you become with this power?
In most of classic fantasy themed games you play as brave hero who slayes the dragon and gets the princess. But our game is not classic and this time you will be playing as... the dragon! Will you become the hero or the villain of the story? Depends on how much power you will develope and on the ways you will pick to use it. And yes, getting the princess also can be achieved in different ways.
In this merging game you will be dealing not with numbers and plates - you will be dealing with buildings! Place avialable buidling on the field so three same ones end up next to each other and so they could automatically merge into bigger and better building. By the way all of this happens in the world of "Demon Slayer" anime series so when it will come to hentai themed rewards you may see some familiar faces!
Eight days. Eight days to mold Hana Song, the icon of Overwatch, into a weapon for Talon. The pressure was immense, the stakes astronomical. My mission: break her spirit, exploit her vulnerabilities, and reprogram her unwavering loyalty. The first step would be observation, understanding the chinks in her seemingly impenetrable armor. But even as I laid my plans, the shadows stirred. Whispers hinted at other Talon operatives, each with their own agenda, their own designs on D.Va. This wouldnt just be a test of my skills, but a battle for control, a high-stakes game of manipulation where trust was a weakness and betrayal a very real possibility. The clock was ticking.
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan vacation to the Hidden Sand was supposed to be a relaxing escape. Naruto, ever the exuberant Hokage, envisioned lazy days by the oasis, building sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and maybe even some quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. However, from the moment they stepped off the train, chaos ensued. Boruto, quickly bored with the "calm desert," started a prank war with the Sand Siblings 'kids, transforming the tranquil oasis into a battlefield of exploding sand clones and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her commonly innocent but deceptively powerful way, stumbled upon a rare and incredibly spicy desert chili, leading to a village-wide inferno of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He managed to accidentally challenge Gaara to a sand-surfing contest, the results of which were... less than dignified for the Hokage. What was intended as a family bonding experience quickly spiraled into a testament to the Uzumaki's unique brand of disruptive love, leaving everyone wondering if a vacation was truly worth the ensuing jangle.
Meet Juno - a new addition to "Haremwatch" who has come from... space! This is not an entire story build but some sort of interactive introduction though it will still keep you enetrtained in many ways - from storyline involiving your favorite chracters and up to hentai scenes which are without any doubts are the main part of this colorful show! And don't forget to pay some kinky attention to Mei ofcourse!
As I stood in the courtyard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over me. It had been two years since the events that transpired during our battle against the villains that threatened our world. I was now one of the graduation students of this prestigious institution, and I had to admit that I was proud of how far I had come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had been honed and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
An interesting pornographic game. In any case, romance and love are in the air right now, as it is the midst of spring. You are a typical Japanese office worker that wakes up on a daily basis excited for new experiences and opportunities. It can be difficult to meet new people, but you think that having the correct conversation can make the encounter more rewarding. Who is going to fall for your charming charm? Will it be someone you've been like at work, or perhaps someone you've never met before? Now let's check.
In this attention-grabbing adult pornography game you get a singular probability to own boisterous sex with a good looking and lushly-breasted brunette. She undoubtedly likes sex, and she or he goes to fuck a day and each night. So, take a glance at the sport screen. You see a good looking big-breasted brunette. She's lying on the couch. Her games area unit widespread, and you see her tight and pink pussy. there's a bearing panel on the sport screen. you've got to decide on the kind of sex anal or vaginal. then relish observation your cock fuck a girl in her tight and pink pussy or her spherical juicy ass. you'll love what you see. thus if you are able to have sex with a damn attractive and curvy doll, have it away at now. Let's begin the game straightaway.
Busty blonde named Ino Yamanaka really wants to relieve and play wild a little. You must help the protagonist satisfy Ino Yamanaka. So let's start the game by clicking on the Satrt button. You see Ino Yamanaka. She's wearing too many clothes. Click on the interactive spots to undress the lady. Then start licking her pink slit. After that, Ino Yamanaka will suck your fat dick. The lady definitely likes to suck a fat sausage. Start fucking Ino Yamanaka in her pink gash and spank the lady on big watermelons. Ino Yamanaka screams with pleasure and reaches vaginal climax. Keep satisfying Ino Yamanaka until you give her a ton of sticky jizm. So let's start the game now.d in a particularly hair style with long bangs. This doll desires sex. First, let's facilitate her start up all her garments. To do this, click on the "Execute" button. you may skip the pattern dialogues with the "Next" button. therefore Ino starts to undress and remains utterly naked. ensure her juicy pink pussy. She's able to demand your fat cock at once. Then do it. Fuck Ino from behind and acquire unearthly satisfaction. Watch as that thick cock rips Ino's pink pussy in half. to hurry up your horny moves, check constellation icon. Press it, and also the aroused tempo will increase. therefore let's begin the fun at once.|An interactive video game that will please the busty blonde. So, meet the busty blonde Ino Yamanaka. She came to her house and brought a cyclist. Yamanaka Ino Wants Sex So for this you have to click on the interactive space. For example, you must first uninstall Ino Yamanaka. Wow... her plump butt attracts attention. Now touch the girl's pink nipples and massage the peaches. Afterwards, the biker starts having sex with Ino Yamanaka, who wears a pink cherry, which brings the girl to orgasm. You will love this. But Ino Yamanaka Wants To Experience Anal Pleasure And Biker Fucks A Blonde In Her Tight Ass So let's go on a sexual adventure right now.|In the tiny village of Konoha, Ino Yamanaka was called a kind and dutiful female. As the little girl of the village headman, she was elevated to always value and comply with the orders of her senior citizens. So when her father instructed her to give a stranger anything he needed to aid his mission, she did not question it. However, as she approached the stranger, she couldnt help but feel a sense of unease. The male was rugged and unkempt, with a harsh glint in his eyes. And as he introduced himself as a disgusting bastard with two penis, Ino's discomfort only grew.}
In this interesting flash game you will notice the private life of a beautiful and buxom Tifa Lockhart. Tifa Lockhart master martial art Zangan-Ryu, fights exclusively arm to arm. The doll studied this art with the martial arts master Zangana, who once stopped in Nibelheim - the hometown of Tifa and Cloud Straife. But her fetish is big and fat dicks. She likes to suck a lot of dicks at the same time. In this game you see how Tifa Lockhart gargles a fat dick and licks big sack. And then on her pretty face pours a ton of sticky and warm male sperm. Definitely Tifa Lockhart behaves like cheap whores from a local brothel. If you want to see the intimate life of Tifa Lockhart do it right now.
Simple but fun parody minigame which takes three of the most sexy chicks from "Fairy Tail" seires and puts them... on your vrtual cock! That's right: here and now Lucy Heartfilia, Juvia Lockser and Erza Scarlett have no better things to do other than to ride on top of you! Enjoy the view of their bouncing boobs from first person perspetcive and switch the gals in just one click of a button!
In this scenario, you have the opportunity to engage in intimate activities with Kasumi, a willing and eager participant. She invites you to explore her body, starting with her most intimate areas. Her tight cooter is the first destination, and as you enter her, you can feel the warmth and wetness that signals her arousal. She gasps with pleasure as you begin to move inside her, and you can tell that she is already on the path to experiencing orgasm.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat