Guy just wants to chill at home with his phone, scroll a bit of Twitter, maybe lose another match in Clash Royale, and then suddenly this hot red-eyed assassin-mom type walks into his life and basically says: “I need a fake boyfriend. I’ll do anything.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle about it. One second you’re some random dude, the next you’re staring at this Spy x Family parody version of Yor who is way too polite, way too shy, and somehow also ready to sleep with you to keep her cover. It’s like the anime if someone removed the brakes, the kid, the husband, and left only horny awkward tension.

The whole thing runs as a sandbox dating sim on your phone, so it kind of feels like you’re texting and hanging out with her instead of being dragged through a long VN script. You tap around the apartment, poke at her routines, pick dumb dialogue options just to see if she blushes or offers to “repay” you again for something tiny, like buying her a coffee. Sometimes you choose a line that looks innocent, and suddenly you’re in a sex scene where she’s on top, trying way too hard to act like a normal girlfriend while riding you raw. Fully animated, by the way, with this slightly janky 3D look that somehow makes it hotter because it feels like a bootleg porn clip your friend sent on Telegram. Her body language looks a bit off in some loops, but then her tits bounce in just the right moment and your brain stops caring.

What I liked is how the “romance” and the porn keep tripping over each other. You can play the nice supportive partner who helps her practice her cover story, teaches her how to act more casual in public, asks about her missions, all that. She gets clingy, genuinely tender, apologizes for using you, kisses you like she actually loves you. And out of nowhere she’ll whisper something like, “I must satisfy my boyfriend, right?” and you’re back in vaginal sex with her moaning like she’s trying not to alert the neighbors. There are little choices where you decide if you push her harder, treat her more like a sex tool, or try to protect her, and the vibe in the scenes shifts. Same bed, different Yor. One path, she begs for your cum because she’s terrified to lose the fake relationship; on another, she’s more confident, still goofy, still stabbing dudes on the side, but she’s the one pulling you by the collar and using your cock to unwind after a mission.

The spy part is barely there, just small dialogue lines and some outfits, but somehow that makes it funnier. She shows up in lingerie that looks like someone tried to design “stealth underwear” in Photoshop at 3% opacity. There’s this one moment where you come home, she’s in an apron cooking, and if you play it right, it goes from domestic slice-of-life to her bending over the counter with cum dripping down her thighs while she insists dinner will not get cold. I got annoyed that you can’t poke at every single background object, like there’s a knife set just begging for some spy roleplay and the game does nothing with it, but I kept tapping it anyway like a monkey. Also, the mobile interface is pretty good until your thumb hits the skip button by accident in the middle of a really good loop and you want to scream, but whatever. You reload, pick a slightly different choice, and suddenly she reacts another way, blushes deeper, or starts calling you by some cheesy petname that somehow works. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy in the best way, like watching a fan-made porn edit of Yor that suddenly remembers it can let you decide what she does next.

Cursed roadtrip with three hot girls and a van that smells a little like old socks. That is basically the whole vibe here, but with ghosts, tentacles, and enough cheating drama to fill a Reddit relationship thread. You play the classic “nice guy but kinda loser” who suddenly becomes the driver, bodyguard, emotional trash can, and occasional sex god for Bianca, Tori and Zoe on the way to a DJ festival in the middle of nowhere. The game starts like some regular romance thing, all POV shots of thighs in tiny shorts and flirty teasing in the van, but it slowly slides into paranormal horny chaos where you are not sure if you are seducing them or if some cursed mansion is seducing all of you together. In a good way. Or a very bad way, depending how you feel about tentacles grabbing a girl’s tits while she rides you on a dusty sofa.

The strongest thing here is how the game makes the girls feel actually different. Bianca acts like the loyal girlfriend type at first, very “I shouldn’t, I have a boyfriend” while her top is one deep breath away from a full titfuck. Zoe is the smug one who likes to poke your ego, call you pathetic, then accidentally moan when you grope her in a dark hallway because she “thought it was a ghost.” Tori is the chill party girl with a big ass that the camera loves more than story logic. One moment you are listening to them argue about room arrangements in the hotel, next moment you are in a POV blowjob scene where she is trying to prove she can be “quiet” and fails so hard you expect the neighbors to call the cops. There are multiple endings, so your choices actually matter. You can be the corrupted asshole who happily fucks his cousin’s girlfriend and lets the mansion eat her soul, or the reluctant guy who resists some of the netorare stuff and tries to play hero. It pretends to be romance, but the game really wants you to press all the wrong options and ruin everyone’s morals.

The sex variety is messy in a fun way. There is standard vanilla vaginal sex with creampie closeups, lazy titfucks where the girl is kind of annoyed but still sliding those big tits around your cock, a surprisingly tender handjob in the van while the other two sleep, and then the mansion parts where it gets into BDSM, choking, chains on the bed, paranormal groping, tentacles sliding under skirts and making a girl climax while she begs you to “pull them out” but you obviously don’t, because the animation is too good. The corruption angle slowly ramps, so first you just sneak a look at cleavage, then later you are ordering one girl to lick another while you watch, and somehow the game keeps a straight face like it is character development. POV helps a lot here, it feels like the entire world is just bouncing asses and open mouths directed at you. Sometimes the mobile controls are a bit annoying when you try to pick a choice and the tap hits the log instead, but nobody is reading the dialogue anyway once the milf ghost shows up and decides you need oral sex as “payment” for staying the night. There is even a kind of soft NTR moment where you watch Bianca doing something she swore she would never do and the game lets you keep going or stop her, pretending you still have a moral compass left. You probably don’t.

This thing hits you in the face right away. You open it and the game just starts calling you a pathetic virgin like it knows what tabs you had open before. Male protagonist, first year uni in late 90s Wales, stuck in that ugly campus mix of shitty carpet, nicotine stains, and horny brain. Everyone thinks you will die alone, and frankly the game agrees. Then the goth girl walks in like a walking middle finger to your self-esteem. Tall, boots, chains, black lipstick that looks like it tastes of smoke and cheap vodka. She is not your cute “secretly soft” goth. She is full female domination mode. She enjoys humiliating you, and the game really lets her. Public teasing in hallways, denial until you literally beg, exhibitionism moments where she pushes you close to being seen, and then pulls away only to grind on someone actually confident while you watch from the corner. If you hate netorare, this is a hate crime. If you like it, you will have your hand on your phone more than on your textbook.

What caught me off guard is how the corruption is not only sexual but social. The more you let her step on you, the more other people on campus join the act, and the POV stuff gets nasty. You see her big ass riding someone else through a cracked door while you are forced to hold her bag like an idiot. Or she sends you pics of her sucking off a dude from the football team, with your unread essays visible on your desk in the background. There is voyeurism everywhere, even when you are not the viewer. Sometimes you are the thing being watched: being paraded around as the loser virgin toy in a group chat that you are not even allowed to post in. The game even throws a milf teacher at you, but in that mean way, like, you think “finally, someone kind” and suddenly you are watching her get pounded by a classmate while she grades your paper with a red pen and one hand on his abs. The humor is cruel and honestly kind of funny, like that scene where your phone autocorrects “please” to “pee” while you are begging her to let you cum, and she just runs with it in a way I am still slightly disturbed by. There is a whole mobile phone layer built into the game, with apps that feel suspiciously like WhatsApp and Instagram where you keep scrolling old chats trying to find where exactly your dignity died, then getting distracted by AI generated CG of her in a “maybe pregnant, maybe not” ending that hits way harder than it should. I still cannot forgive the tiny thing where notification sounds are slightly off from real apps and my brain kept twitching every single time, but yeah, I kept playing anyway.

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