This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

The first thing I noticed was how slow it loads in Chrome compared to Firefox, which is weird, because other VN players always recommend Chrome. But after waiting through that blank white flicker, the title just appears, no fancy menu, and it sort of fits - like someone coded the whole thing in one long night with half a plan and a hard-on. The writing swings between absurdly corny dialogue and tense, breathy pauses that actually made me lean forward. Erza’s route hit harder than I expected; the engine stutters a bit when the transition hits from teasing to naked skin, as if the code itself got flustered. At one point Mirajane just stares at the camera, half-undressed, saying nothing, and it’s unsettling but kind of erotic? My mouse double clicked because I didn’t know whether to keep going or stop and breathe.

There’s too much sound compression, though - headphones exaggerate that low moan into something that buzzes in your skull. I liked the way the text box shakes when you make a rougher choice; you can practically feel the humiliation radiate off the screen, and maybe I’m reading too much into it, but that’s the first time I’ve ever felt genuine shame synced with a save file. The whole guild concept keeps drifting around, promising missions, quests, whatever, but it really just becomes an excuse for swapping scenes of control and surrender, of bodies framed like code samples gone wrong. I wanted to click “Settings” to adjust volume, but instead stumbled into an exhibitionism scene that started before I could move. And it’s messy, nerve-pinching messy - some sprite layer got stuck, half-transparent, hovering over Lucy’s face mid-fellatio, and for once, the glitch worked. Like voyeurism baked into the source.

Mobile version? Don’t even bother - touch controls feel like punishment. Still, there’s something raw in how it refuses to clean itself up. It’s not the kind of polish you expect. It’s more like intimacy leaking through bad optimization. Or maybe that’s me making excuses. I tried capturing a screenshot for a forum thread, but my phone overheated, and now whenever I unlock the screen, I swear I still see Mirajane’s smirk fading into white.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.

You die like a wage slave, burnt out at your desk, and the next moment you’re sitting in front of a bored succubus who looks like she’s checking her TikTok while offering you a contract for your soul. No fire, no epic judgment, just a lazy demon chick with huge tits, glasses sliding down her nose, asking if you’d rather go to hell or go fuck your way across every universe she points at. That’s the whole “hero’s journey” here: you either rot, or you weaponize your cock, your tongue, and a couple of demonic tricks to squeeze every drop of lust out of anime worlds that really shouldn’t let you in. Naturally, you say yes.

From there it turns into this weird mix of horny tourism and corruption job simulator. One moment you’re dropped into Konoha, pretending you’re some mysterious outsider with “special powers”, trying not to stare too hard at Hinata’s ass while she blushes herself into a stroke. Another time you’re in a darker place, paranormal crap whispering in the corners, using shadows and illusions to spy through keyholes and paper doors like a proper degenerate. The game absolutely leans into voyeur stuff: peeking Hinata while she fingers herself, watching Tsunade get drunk alone before you slide in, or catching Sakura and Ino fighting, then pushing that argument into “fine, then both of you get on your knees”. When you finally talk them into it, the scenes don’t tease forever. You pull hair, you push faces down, you fuck them until their mascara runs and they mumble about how they “hate demons” with your cum dripping out of their mouths. Romance exists, sure, but it’s the kind where she kisses you soft and then two clicks later she’s riding you raw and begging you to knock her up.

The tone jumps around in a fun way. Sometimes you’re the smug bastard dom, pinning Kushina to the wall, forcing her to choke on your cock while she secretly loves it, then turning around and getting completely manhandled by some futa goddess who decides your ass needs a lesson. The female-dom stuff can be dodged if that’s not your thing, but if you leave the door open even a little, that futa corruption arc creeps in hard. One run I went full breeder route, pumping Temari, Kurenai, and some poor side girl until the pregnancy hints stacked up like unread Discord DMs. Another run I focused on “classy” corruption, gently seducing a stuck-up queen type, then transforming just enough to look like her perfect man while sliding a tail between her thighs to stroke her clit during a “serious conversation”. The 3D animations hit the important details: tits bouncing on your lap while you hammer deep anal, futa Megumin forcing you down for throatfuck, Kaguya sitting cold on your dick like some alien empress while you realize you’ve been completely played. There’s darkness and actual hell in the background, but honestly you’re too busy deciding if you want to cum inside or over her face for the fifteenth time to care. You’re not really the hero. You’re the problem, and the game knows it and keeps handing you more girls to ruin.