Charizard is not sexy in my head, you know, big orange dragon with weird face, but here he is, just straight up a horny beast with this thick, heavy cock that looks too big for any normal girl. And Eva Hadley is not acting like normal girl anyway. She is more like hentai bait in human skin, waiting under him, legs spread, ass in the air, almost like she already said yes long time ago and forgot to tell us. The whole thing feels like somebody took a childhood memory, threw it into Pornhub search bar and said “ok, now make it way more dirty”. There is not some deep story. You come here to see Charizard fuck her, and that is exactly what you get, no bullshit, no fake romance, just scale-on-skin and a lot of fluids.

Controls are simple, just those little action buttons, and first time I clicked one, I kinda expected nothing to move, but Charizard actually shifts position, presses closer, you see his cock slide between her cheeks, and I caught myself leaning in to my screen like an idiot. The moment you switch him from pussy to her ass is the part that got me. Her body reacts in this exaggerated hentai way, back arching, hair flying, mouth open in that stupid "ahegao" look that I always say I hate, but anyway I kept watching. The camera never gets shy. You see the penetration clearly, you see her hole stretch, you see his cock shine with fluids when you swap back to her pussy. It is messy and kind of ridiculous and also really hot. I liked that you can hold on certain actions, not rush the cum, just keep him ramming her ass, balls slapping softly against her, listening to those sticky wet sounds in a loop. Felt almost hypnotic, like that moment when you replay one 5 second porn clip again and again because it's exactly the right angle.

The cumshot is its own little show. When you finally hit the finish action and let him blow, he unloads on her back, thick white lines splattering across her skin, dripping down the curve of her ass. If you take a second to look, the way it pools in the small of her back is weirdly detailed, like somebody really spent time making sure the sperm looks heavy, not just some lazy white paint. My only tiny irritation is the timing between actions, sometimes it feels like the animation catches half a frame too late, like when your phone lags in xHamster and you think the video is about to crash. But anyway, seeing Charizard pounding her asshole and then pulling out, leaving her gaping for a moment with cum starting to slide down, that sticks in your brain more than any small bug. It is not romantic, not soft, absolutely not “vanilla” like I usually prefer, but I still stayed, clicking again just to see her ass take that monster one more time.

This one feels like somebody took all the horny “what if Haunter actually grabbed the trainer” jokes from Discord and just said, ok, fine, let’s make that real. It is not subtle. You drop in and it’s already happening: the trainer girl is out there, outside, in the grass like in the old games, but instead of random encounters you basically get this haunted, hypnotic fuck session. Haunter just floats behind her, that stupid grin, and you can tell right away this is not a “maybe romance” kind of thing. It’s straight to mind control, straight to her slipping into that glassy-eyed, hypnotized state where she clearly knows it’s wrong but her body’s already saying yes before her brain catches up. That moment where her pupils go soft and she still tries to bite her lip like she’s resisting is honestly the best touch. I paused the animation there like three times, just to stare at her face.

The main fantasy is very simple: big ghost dick, small trainer, outdoors, and she ends up riding him instead of him “attacking” her in a normal way. Girl on top, reverse cowgirl, the whole thing. I like how the first time she throws her leg over him, she hesitates for half a second like a real person would, then the hypnosis effect kind of tightens on her and she just sinks down anyway. It’s not just “cut to penetration”. You actually see her body trying to adjust to the size, the way she leans forward with her hands on her knees, breathing out, like “ok fuck it, we’re doing this”. The rhythm starts clumsy, kind of slow, like she’s getting used to that big cock, and then you see that little flick in her eyes when the hypnosis intensifies and suddenly she’s slamming her hips down harder, riding him like she’s the one in control even if she clearly isn’t. I know “girl on top but under mind control” sounds weird, but it really works here. It has that “she looks like the dominant one, but you know Haunter is piloting the whole show from her head” vibe.

What surprised me is how much the outdoor setting actually adds. There’s no big busy background, just that hint of grass and open space, enough to make you think, ok, anybody could walk in on this. That little public risk feeling without having ten NPCs staring. It feels like those moments when you’re playing on an emulator on your phone, walking in tall grass, and in your head you’re already making up degenerate versions of what’s happening offscreen. This is basically that daydream turned into a loop. The parody angle is obvious, but it doesn’t spam jokes, which I like. It’s more like, “you already know the source, we’re not going to explain anything”. There’s some jank too. The loop resets a bit too hard sometimes, and one frame where her hair does a tiny awkward pop annoyed me way more than it should and I kept watching for it again like a psycho. I kinda wish there was one angle from the front so we could see her tits bounce while she’s riding him, but at the same time the reverse cowgirl angle shows the way her ass claps around his shaft in a very lazy, very satisfying way. It’s short, it’s focused, and it absolutely knows it’s about a hypnotized trainer getting completely addicted to ghost dick in the grass. No morality, no build up, just that dirty “I shouldn’t like this, but I really, really do” energy that fits Haunter way too well.

This thing feels like somebody took a horny Pokémon fanfic, smashed it into an old-school RPG maker project, and then just never stopped adding weird jokes and half-dressed cosplayers. You’re basically wandering around this goofy anime-style world, bumping into girls who are very clearly “cosplaying” Pokémon, except their outfits look like they were designed by a hentai artist who got bored of subtlety. The nurse one is the funniest mess. She’s supposed to be this shiny Nurse Joy cosplayer, but she’s standing there in this tight pink outfit that looks one size too small, stockings gripping her thighs, boobs pushed so high it’s almost uncomfortable to look at… and the game treats her like prey you “save” by beating the shit out of horny monsters. It keeps winking at you every time you get a new ripped state on her clothes, like: “oh no, look what happened, her top is torn again, what a tragedy.” The camera zooms in when the clothes get shredded more, and it’s so obvious what they’re doing with that, but you still lean in, like a clown. And when her portrait switches to the topless version it just hits that Pokémon-center-but-not-really kink super hard, like yeah, you’re getting treated, but not your HP.

The battles themselves are that weird mix of simple and actually kind of tactical. You’re juggling lightning, grass, fire, trying to abuse those status things. You shock something, then suddenly lightning slaps extra hard, but if you got that healing scissors curse on you, it kinda sucks instead. Fire gets stronger if they’re already on fire, grass loves when the enemy’s got a big HP pool, and then you realize you’re not even paying attention to the health bar anymore because the Umbreon cosplayer pops up and she’s ultra rare and dressed like a goth club pet. Dark stockings, tiny tail, ears that shouldn’t be that sexy, purple lingerie that pretends to be “armor” but no one believes this. You’re sitting there on your phone, Chrome eating battery, with one hand switching spells and the other just kinda hovering because that idle animation is really fucking distracting. Her clothes rip slower, piece by piece, each “state” almost like a different fanart. I actually missed a spell input because I was staring at how her sideboob appears first before the full topless scene. And then the game suddenly decides “you can’t run from this boss now, enjoy” like it knows you won’t, because why would you, you came for this.

The best part is you keep stumbling into these weird little shop scenes after you “save” a girl. You just enter the shop and boom, the Eevee cosplayer is there doing something stupidly cute, like trying to act all brave and failing, ears drooping while she’s half naked and pretending nothing’s wrong. She’s uncommon, so when she shows up you feel weirdly lucky, like when you finally catch an actual shiny after too many encounters. Except now the “shiny” thing is just code for “her outfit is even sluttier than usual and might fall off if she breathes wrong.” The shopkeeper just plays along, dropping one-liners, like they’re aware they trapped a bunch of horny cosplayers inside some cursed Pokémon porn convention. Some of the humor really lands, like the little gag where there is this Patreon input and if you type “friendzonedagain” everything goes back to clothed portraits. It’s such a petty joke, like the dev is roasting you directly for wanting the spicy versions. I hated it, but also I tried it, then instantly regretted it, then refused to admit it to anyone. The music kicks in with this fake Sun & Moon boss vibe and for a second it almost feels like a real intense fight, then you remember you’re basically grinding for better chances at making a nurse lose her top. And the game is absolutely not balanced in the usual sense; sometimes your spells just feel weak, the damage scaling is all over the place, and you don’t even care because the main tension is “will this next rip state finally show nipple or just more torn fabric teasing me like some kind of pervert Pokémon League?”

Horny Pokémon comedy is kind of a cursed idea already, and this thing leans into it like it lost a bet. You start off thinking “ok, funny parody, some lewd jokes, fine,” then five minutes later you’re arguing with a half-naked cosplayer in a fake court trial while an Umbreon does this slow, smug ass-wiggle in a reward scene that’s way too lovingly animated for something that was probably drawn on a Tuesday night. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a shitpost thread, a cheap casino, and a con artist trainer campaign into one chaotic little adventure. You run around this con-style hub, poking into rooms that look innocent until you notice the posters on the wall are absolutely not PG, and every “NPC” is either trying to flirt with you, scam you, or bait you into some risky bet just to unlock another naughty picture. It’s not classy. It’s not pretending to be classy. It’s more like “hey, remember when you were a kid collecting cards and now your brain is rotten? Good. Have some lewd stickers and half-dressed trainers.”

The cosplayers are the real meat here, if we can call it that. You’ve got this whole thing where some are common, some are rare, and then there’s that ultra rare James cosplayer that the game treats like a shiny legendary with a daddy kink. You bump into them and suddenly you’re in this silly half-serious situation, almost like a mini side quest, and if you manage to “save” them you get a secret reward lurking in the shop later that basically screams “yeah, you worked for this thirst, now enjoy it.” I kinda love that the game is horny but still laughs at itself. There’s this court trial mini game where you’re clicking through dialogue trying to ace the logic while the characters are wearing outfits that would get you banned from most servers, and I swear I missed a key piece of testimony just because I was staring at a cleavage window that looks like it could cut glass. Then you’ve got the casino, tossing coins around just to find some rare book, and the payoff is another slice of erotic nonsense that somehow feels earned, even though you literally just gambled until RNG liked you. I wish the UI didn’t feel like it was found under someone’s bed along with the old doujins, but whatever, it works. The Umbreon animation is honestly too smooth for how janky some of the menus are, which is weirdly charming and also annoying as hell. And the sticker sets? They feel like the devs were just doodling horny fanart during class and then dumped it all into the game, which, to be honest, is exactly the vibe this mess needed.